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(Daily Mail)   The moms from Toddlers and Tiaras defend pageantry by dressing in their daughters costumes   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-02-16 01:31:11 AM  
OMFG>
Honey Boo Boo Child's mother June? Hell no, she's an entire summer.
 
2012-02-16 01:35:12 AM  
Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?
 
2012-02-16 02:45:09 AM  
Ze goggles

/only thing worse than having that face is making that face with that face. TWICE
 
2012-02-16 05:25:55 AM  
Dear god, her double chin is as big as her face.

/and has its own chin.
 
2012-02-16 07:10:34 AM  
Oh sure, I say to myself. There are already 4 comments here. It must be an interesting story. I'll just click and...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-02-16 08:22:09 AM  
[eyebleachrequired.jpg]
 
2012-02-16 08:26:16 AM  
[cannotbeunseen]

There's a mental image that's bound to leave an indelible stain.

Now I hate myself for clicking on that link.
 
2012-02-16 09:21:37 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-16 10:17:55 AM  

Slives: [eyebleachrequired.jpg]


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-16 10:18:46 AM  
Honey Boo Boo Child has a big future ahead of her, and I mean BIG.
 
2012-02-16 10:21:17 AM  
gah!
 
2012-02-16 10:21:30 AM  
No child should be able to duck-face for a camera that easily.
 
2012-02-16 10:23:01 AM  
Amazing show. Every time I see it I think, "How can these people open themselves up for so much ridicule?" Then I remember it's attention-whores training attention-whores. Any Farkers know some of these people?
 
2012-02-16 10:27:07 AM  
Does GoGo juice come with the insulin syringe attached to the box or directly on the bottle?
 
2012-02-16 10:30:47 AM  
Has anyone mentioned Honey BooBoo's mom is fat?
 
2012-02-16 10:30:55 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Amazing show. Every time I see it I think, "How can these people open themselves up for so much ridicule?" Then I remember it's attention-whores training attention-whores. Any Farkers know some of these people?


What do you think would happen if gabriel's daughter had a kid?
 
2012-02-16 10:32:03 AM  

doglover: Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?


What's so odd about that? I kept my last name when I married my husband because I already had a professional reputation associated with that name (and quite frankly didn't want the hassle of changing my last name either). My son has my husband's last name simply because I like his better. It's not uncommon.
 
2012-02-16 10:35:53 AM  
"Honey Boo Boo Child"? Really?
 
2012-02-16 10:36:24 AM  
Child abuse. They should all be locked up.
 
2012-02-16 10:37:29 AM  
I can't recall ever seeing a double-neck. That's...impressive.
 
2012-02-16 10:40:15 AM  
TFA:

i3.kym-cdn.com

The same could really be asked of the moms, I guess.
 
kab
2012-02-16 10:40:31 AM  
Child pageants: Disney World for pedophiles.
 
2012-02-16 10:40:56 AM  

Mugato: Child abuse. They should all be locked up.


this
 
2012-02-16 10:41:16 AM  
If you have anything to do with this show, be it producer, viewer, and especially participant, then you are a bad person.
 
2012-02-16 10:41:24 AM  
Honey Boo Boo Child and her mother were on some news program not long ago. I know its not the child's fault, but if there were ever a pre-teen AW that needed to get some civility and manners slapped into them, its her. Her mother just needs to be shot. Or put on a 13 week starvation diet and shot.
 
2012-02-16 10:42:30 AM  
Oooooh! Isn't televised child exploitation just a riot?!

/Whack jobs.
 
2012-02-16 10:43:51 AM  

mycathatesyou: Has anyone mentioned Honey BooBoo's mom is fat?


That's an insult to fat people. Her chins require more food than all the other moms combined.
 
2012-02-16 10:44:03 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Honey Boo Boo Child?!
 
2012-02-16 10:44:32 AM  

NASAM: If you have anything to do with this show, be it producer, viewer, and especially participant, then you are a bad person.


I've never seen it, but don't be too hard on the viewers. It's the same reason people watch COPS or NASCAR. Flaming blow-out trainwrecks, be they human or machine, are intriguing.

/I assume there's at least ONE PERSON watching that show who's NOT a pedophile.
 
2012-02-16 10:50:20 AM  

BigBooper: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Amazing show. Every time I see it I think, "How can these people open themselves up for so much ridicule?" Then I remember it's attention-whores training attention-whores. Any Farkers know some of these people?

What do you think would happen if gabriel's daughter had a kid?


Gabriel would become a grandmother ????
 
2012-02-16 10:51:49 AM  
That woman has more chins than a Chinese phone book. Geez!
 
2012-02-16 10:51:58 AM  

Koalaesq: doglover: Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?

What's so odd about that? I kept my last name when I married my husband because I already had a professional reputation associated with that name (and quite frankly didn't want the hassle of changing my last name either). My son has my husband's last name simply because I like his better. It's not uncommon.


Plus it makes the inevitable divorce that much easier.
 
2012-02-16 10:53:02 AM  

Koalaesq: I've never seen it, but don't be too hard on the viewers. It's the same reason people watch COPS or NASCAR. Flaming blow-out trainwrecks, be they human or machine, are intriguing.


Yeah but at least on Cops the drunken redneck is busted. On NASCAR, no one's hurting anyone but themselves unless it's sweeps week and they drive into the stands. These pageant people don't realize or don't care that they are horrible creatures abusing their children. I don't see any entertainment value in that.
 
2012-02-16 10:54:39 AM  

doglover: Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?


Mom kept her maiden name, perhaps?

Though since we are dealing with insufferable stage-mothers, the idea of giving her kid a stage name isn't exactly outside the realm of plausibility. Good taste, yes; plausibility, no.
 
2012-02-16 10:56:31 AM  

StrangeQ: Koalaesq: doglover: Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?

What's so odd about that? I kept my last name when I married my husband because I already had a professional reputation associated with that name (and quite frankly didn't want the hassle of changing my last name either). My son has my husband's last name simply because I like his better. It's not uncommon.

Plus it makes the inevitable divorce that much easier.


I'm a divorce attorney. He wouldn't dare :-D
 
2012-02-16 10:58:16 AM  

Mugato: Koalaesq: I've never seen it, but don't be too hard on the viewers. It's the same reason people watch COPS or NASCAR. Flaming blow-out trainwrecks, be they human or machine, are intriguing.

Yeah but at least on Cops the drunken redneck is busted. On NASCAR, no one's hurting anyone but themselves unless it's sweeps week and they drive into the stands. These pageant people don't realize or don't care that they are horrible creatures abusing their children. I don't see any entertainment value in that.


Oh I agree with you completely- I don't see the appeal either, I'm just guessing. Maybe it's more like the appeal of watching Hoarders or Intervention? You're watching people make terrible life choices that DO hurt those they love, and you're just hoping they wise up and get out of it.
 
2012-02-16 10:58:56 AM  
Harpoon one for sure. The Younglings send to Master Skywalker for further training. The mothers, send to my bunk.

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2012-02-16 11:05:41 AM  
That women has more Chins than the Chinese Phonebook.
 
2012-02-16 11:07:48 AM  

Koalaesq: StrangeQ: Koalaesq: doglover: Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?

What's so odd about that? I kept my last name when I married my husband because I already had a professional reputation associated with that name (and quite frankly didn't want the hassle of changing my last name either). My son has my husband's last name simply because I like his better. It's not uncommon.

Plus it makes the inevitable divorce that much easier.

I'm a divorce attorney. He wouldn't dare :-D


Oh, I believe that. What about when he commits suicide?
 
2012-02-16 11:08:05 AM  
Honey Boo Boo Child's mother needs to stop feeding her so much sugar, she looks well on her way to type 2 diabeetus before her 10th birthday.
 
2012-02-16 11:08:12 AM  
It's funny how the Lady Gaga outfit for the mother is partially covered whereas the little girl's is not on the sides. I think that just proves the point that the girls' clothes are inappropriate. Shame on her.

At least Honey Booboo's and EverRose Sims are at least cute and somewhat more "showmanship" than provocative.
 
2012-02-16 11:12:15 AM  

Mugato: Koalaesq: StrangeQ: Koalaesq: doglover: Laci Crews with mother Alicia Morgan

Please explain how something that pops out of your vagoo and suckles at your teat for its very survival and shares your DNA more or less somehow has a different last name, Did the kid get married already? Is Morgan her stage name?

What's so odd about that? I kept my last name when I married my husband because I already had a professional reputation associated with that name (and quite frankly didn't want the hassle of changing my last name either). My son has my husband's last name simply because I like his better. It's not uncommon.

Plus it makes the inevitable divorce that much easier.

I'm a divorce attorney. He wouldn't dare :-D

Oh, I believe that. What about when he commits suicide?


Then I get all his stuff. I'm failing to see the problem here.
 
2012-02-16 11:15:14 AM  
I watch Toddlers and Tiaras as well as Dance Moms when I'm at the gym. My hatred of these people gives me energy to exercise. They are abominations upon this earth, especially the Abby whatthefark woman on Dance Moms. How can a hutt like her instruct those little girls how to dance when she can barely waddle?
 
2012-02-16 11:16:02 AM  
Her cankles are the side of gyro cones!
 
2012-02-16 11:20:09 AM  
I can't be the only one who thinks the mother in pink resembles Kevin, from The Office...
 
2012-02-16 11:22:14 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: I can't be the only one who thinks the mother in pink resembles Kevin, from The Office...


I was thinking the woman from the Drew Carrey show. Mia, is it?
 
2012-02-16 11:27:40 AM  
The pair in leather and the ones in the blue with the platinum blonde wigs?

Yeah, I fapped.

/The Old Testament says that one of the greatest sins a man can commit is to sleep with a mother and daughter.
//Presumably, at the same time.
///That's Old Testament kinds of hot.
 
2012-02-16 11:28:39 AM  

born_yesterday: /The Old Testament says that one of the greatest sins a man can commit is to sleep with a mother and daughter


You're right, that does sound pretty great.
 
2012-02-16 11:28:45 AM  
Well, that was certainly horrifying.
 
2012-02-16 11:30:23 AM  
Good Gravy!

i.dailymail.co.uk

/With extra gravy on the side
 
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