If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Slate)   Michele Bachmann turns down an opportunity to further embarrass herself on national TV   (slatest.slate.com) divider line 15
    More: Followup, Michele Bachmann, ballroom dancing, White House hopeful, Dancing with the Stars, 10th grade, presidential debates  
•       •       •

2023 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Feb 2012 at 11:47 AM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



15 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2012-02-16 09:19:13 AM
It would be hilarious.

Bachmann would keep screaming "Stop touching me!!" to her dance partner while Cain would keep trying to cop a feel from his.
 
2012-02-16 10:25:27 AM
Ummm. They asked Marcus, honey.
 
2012-02-16 10:37:51 AM
i159.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-16 10:49:04 AM
Doesn't her (gay) husband have to give her permission for everything she does?
 
2012-02-16 12:07:13 PM
Why in the hell would they want her on the show? She'd potentially tank ratings. That's bad business.

FTFA: "But it's not clear if the one-time White House hopeful was even invited to by ABC."

Oh, she's just being an AW. Got it.
 
2012-02-16 12:27:43 PM
Dang. Just like her campaign for GOP nomination.

This woman hears voices that only she can hear then she describes the conversations.
 
2012-02-16 12:31:53 PM
Jake Havechek: Doesn't her (gay) husband have to give her permission for everything she does?

Why would HE want to see a GIRL dance!?!?!

ick.
 
2012-02-16 12:46:27 PM
Well I'm glad she turned this down since SHE'S AN ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE WITH A FULL-TIME JOB.
 
2012-02-16 01:33:44 PM
Boxcutta: Well I'm glad she turned this down since SHE'S AN ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE WITH A FULL-TIME JOB.

It's not exactly full-time. The lobbyists and party leaders make all the decisions for you. Your main responsibilities are to show up to vote the way your told, make an ass of yourself on national television and just AW yourself in general, and raise funds and campaign to make sure you get to keep your job. I'm sure she could squeeze it in. She had plenty of time to go to 5 republican debates each week.

Also, why does anybody care what this woman does or says? I'm announcing right here in this thread that I will NOT be joining the cast of Jersey Shore next season. Can I have my own headline?
 
2012-02-16 01:47:15 PM
mod3072: Also, why does anybody care what this woman does or says? I'm announcing right here in this thread that I will NOT be joining the cast of Jersey Shore next season. Can I have my own headline?

We'll need to see a photo of you eating a corn dog before we can decide.
 
2012-02-16 02:37:21 PM
More_Like_A_Stain: mod3072: Also, why does anybody care what this woman does or says? I'm announcing right here in this thread that I will NOT be joining the cast of Jersey Shore next season. Can I have my own headline?

We'll need to see a photo of you eating a corn dog before we can decide.


I'll see what I can do.
 
2012-02-16 02:38:50 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-02-16 03:19:53 PM
Merriam Webster definition for "Star'
5.
a : the principal member of a theatrical or operatic company who usually plays the chief roles
b : a highly publicized theatrical or motion-picture performer
c : an outstandingly talented performer
d : a person who is preeminent in a particular field.


1) If Bachmann fit the definition of a star' she would be winning the GOP race, right?

2) I guess if Bristol Palin is a star in the field of "Disgraced unwed single teenage daughters of a failed VP candidate", then Bachmann can be one too.
 
2012-02-16 06:12:05 PM
Guidette Frankentits: Merriam Webster definition for "Star'

To be fair, the show should be called "Dancing with D-Listers and Wanna-be Celebrities"
 
2012-02-16 07:22:20 PM
Has anyone noticed how all the "political figures" (De Lay, Palin, Cain, possibly Bachmann) that I recall DWTS inviting have all been identified with the right? Not suggesting a conspiracy or anything, just pointing it out.
 
Displayed 15 of 15 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »





Report