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FishyFred
2012-02-16 12:38:50 AM
That's actually not bad. She got what she paid for.
Also, that dress is killer.
/cannot believe I just typed that
Alphax
2012-02-16 03:07:16 AM
She looks good, but the cost/benefit ratio doesn't look as good.
NobleHam
2012-02-16 03:08:08 AM
She looks fine. Much better than anyone from Geordie Shore.
Bhruic
2012-02-16 03:13:27 AM
Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.
NorCalLos
2012-02-16 03:39:27 AM
I'd have Essex with er.
i_got_no_strings
2012-02-16 03:44:47 AM
With that makeup, the fake tan, and the forced smile, she looks like a grownup version of one of those Toddlers and Tiaras girls.
Twisted.Fate
2012-02-16 04:02:10 AM
I appreciate that she acknowledges how silly the whole thing is right up front, with the "I look like a Quality Street" comment.
Skr
2012-02-16 04:16:41 AM
Looks like she went to the Natalie Portman School of Craptacular Makeup.
DeltaPunch
2012-02-16 04:29:31 AM
This just shows that any girl can look like those bar whores. There's nothing attractive or original about them.
PacManDreaming
2012-02-16 04:38:31 AM
Bhruic
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Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.
Same here. I like the "plain" look more than the "whore" look.
bobbette
2012-02-16 04:50:16 AM
90% of the effect is just in the eye makeup.
Smoky eyes with fake lashes will do that.
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-02-16 04:55:52 AM
She definitely looks better in the after shots. But the orange RealDoll they have halfway down the page really creeps me out.
OhioUGrad
2012-02-16 05:13:58 AM
bobbette
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90% of the effect is just in the eye makeup.
Smoky eyes with fake lashes will do that.
wishes more girls would just focus on eye makeup, that's my favorite thing, but I like it to the extreme (ala a few years ago Avril Lavigne)
and I'll take pale over tan, and tshirt, jeans and tennis shoes, over hooker gear and heels any day.
DrippinBalls
2012-02-16 05:54:00 AM
I would Essex her Essex. Repeatedly.
Raspil
2012-02-16 06:34:41 AM
'It's all a competition,' says barmaid Laura Biagioni when I head to my last port of call - NuBar, the TOWIE stars' major hangout. 'That's why women make the effort. But you blend in and definitely look the part
competition for what? dudes? lowest self-esteem? most broke heifer in England?
foo monkey
2012-02-16 06:53:39 AM
We're exporting the Kardashians?
doglover
2012-02-16 06:59:30 AM
bobbette
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90% of the effect is just in the eye makeup.
False false false false false.
The eye make up actually hurts her case, on account of her nose ain't really good at all. Seriously, look at it in the second pic. But it's not the whole story.
Look at her before picture. She looks like someone shiats in her cereal every morning. She's mopey and dopey. In the second picture, she's smiling and standing up straight. There's your 90% effect. Put the make up down stand up straight and smile. Not all the rouge on all the harlots in all the back alley dive bars in the whole world can make you prettier like just standing up and smiling. Meanwhile, because it costs money they who make make-up try to sell you on the idea it does something.
Also, her dress is much tighter and her hair is teased up. That draws the eyes so you don't notice much about her face except that she's happy, but doesn't reveal so much that they linger on her tits or something. It's a stellar trick of fashion.
greentea1985
2012-02-16 07:41:19 AM
So I take it Essex is Britain's version of Jersey Shore? She looks like a girl I could imagine comes out of that area. That + a dash of Kardashian. Not awful looking, but fake as hell.
32oz High Life
2012-02-16 07:43:32 AM
She's "England hot" which in the US would put her just above "Missouri hot" and just below "Oklahoma hot".
miss diminutive
2012-02-16 07:43:47 AM
Outside, it is minus 2c, and I'm standing in the middle of a street in Essex wearing a tiny, skintight gold dress with
seven-inch heels
and sporting a dark brown tan that would make Dale Winton look peaky.
Seven inch heels combined with alcohol and winter conditions is just asking for a broken/sprained ankle.
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-16 07:54:23 AM
Well it's a change, innit?
Just_a_Bear
2012-02-16 08:18:27 AM
lovely girl, certainly does't need all that junk. a fun experiment, though.
swahnhennessy
2012-02-16 08:23:33 AM
Was better before the whore-over. Nothing attractive about trying too hard.
Bluemookie
2012-02-16 08:23:57 AM
The TOWLIE look?
/hot
PizzaJedi81
2012-02-16 08:27:32 AM
Ed Finnerty
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Well it's a change, innit?
Do I look like I'm bovvered?
godofatheist
2012-02-16 08:32:56 AM
i actually like the before picture more, i guess i prefer a real looking woman.
Hot Rod Zoidberg
2012-02-16 08:34:33 AM
I went home with an Essex girl once, and my
greentea1985
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So I take it Essex is Britain's version of Jersey Shore? She looks like a girl I could imagine comes out of that area. That + a dash of Kardashian. Not awful looking, but fake as hell.
More like Valley Girls than Jersey Shore.
/Source: slept with one once.
//once.
feefifofimmy
2012-02-16 08:45:05 AM
£1,200
How much is that in regular money?
Alphax
2012-02-16 08:47:36 AM
feefifofimmy
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£1,200
How much is that in regular money?
About $1881.
kroonermanblack
2012-02-16 09:43:15 AM
So...heels, makeup, hair, and a skin tight dress makes you MORE attractive?! shiat in a shingle I've been wearing rancid bear skins to do that.
nmemkha
2012-02-16 09:59:15 AM
Bluemookie
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The TOWLIE look?
[i159.photobucket.com image 103x160]
/hot
Wanna get high?
Zombie Eater
2012-02-16 10:09:43 AM
Bhruic
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Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.
Another vote for that.
AiryAnne
2012-02-16 12:24:44 PM
PacManDreaming
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Bhruic: Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.
Same here. I like the "plain" look more than the "whore" look.
ukexpat
2012-02-16 12:57:14 PM
That's the point - Essex girls are cheap...
caddisfly
2012-02-16 04:50:28 PM
Hot Rod Zoidberg
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I went home with an Essex girl once, and my greentea1985: So I take it Essex is Britain's version of Jersey Shore? She looks like a girl I could imagine comes out of that area. That + a dash of Kardashian. Not awful looking, but fake as hell.
More like Valley Girls than Jersey Shore.
/Source: slept with one once.
//once.
I hooked up with an Essex girl while backpacking in SE Asia 20 years ago. Brit buddy's comment the next morning: "Hope you wore a rubber johnnie. Girls in Essex have higher sperm counts than than the men."
/Katherine
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