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(Daily Mail)   It costs £1,200 to look this cheap   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2012-02-16 12:38:50 AM  
That's actually not bad. She got what she paid for.

Also, that dress is killer.

/cannot believe I just typed that
 
2012-02-16 03:07:16 AM  
She looks good, but the cost/benefit ratio doesn't look as good.
 
2012-02-16 03:08:08 AM  
She looks fine. Much better than anyone from Geordie Shore.
 
2012-02-16 03:13:27 AM  
Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.
 
2012-02-16 03:39:27 AM  
I'd have Essex with er.
 
2012-02-16 03:44:47 AM  
With that makeup, the fake tan, and the forced smile, she looks like a grownup version of one of those Toddlers and Tiaras girls.
 
2012-02-16 04:02:10 AM  
I appreciate that she acknowledges how silly the whole thing is right up front, with the "I look like a Quality Street" comment.
 
Skr
2012-02-16 04:16:41 AM  
Looks like she went to the Natalie Portman School of Craptacular Makeup.
 
2012-02-16 04:29:31 AM  
This just shows that any girl can look like those bar whores. There's nothing attractive or original about them.
 
2012-02-16 04:38:31 AM  

Bhruic: Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.


Same here. I like the "plain" look more than the "whore" look.
 
2012-02-16 04:50:16 AM  
90% of the effect is just in the eye makeup.

Smoky eyes with fake lashes will do that.
 
2012-02-16 04:55:52 AM  
She definitely looks better in the after shots. But the orange RealDoll they have halfway down the page really creeps me out.
 
2012-02-16 05:13:58 AM  

bobbette: 90% of the effect is just in the eye makeup.

Smoky eyes with fake lashes will do that.


wishes more girls would just focus on eye makeup, that's my favorite thing, but I like it to the extreme (ala a few years ago Avril Lavigne)

and I'll take pale over tan, and tshirt, jeans and tennis shoes, over hooker gear and heels any day.
 
2012-02-16 05:54:00 AM  
I would Essex her Essex. Repeatedly.
 
2012-02-16 06:34:41 AM  
'It's all a competition,' says barmaid Laura Biagioni when I head to my last port of call - NuBar, the TOWIE stars' major hangout. 'That's why women make the effort. But you blend in and definitely look the part

competition for what? dudes? lowest self-esteem? most broke heifer in England?
 
2012-02-16 06:53:39 AM  
We're exporting the Kardashians?
 
2012-02-16 06:59:30 AM  

bobbette: 90% of the effect is just in the eye makeup.


False false false false false.

The eye make up actually hurts her case, on account of her nose ain't really good at all. Seriously, look at it in the second pic. But it's not the whole story.

Look at her before picture. She looks like someone shiats in her cereal every morning. She's mopey and dopey. In the second picture, she's smiling and standing up straight. There's your 90% effect. Put the make up down stand up straight and smile. Not all the rouge on all the harlots in all the back alley dive bars in the whole world can make you prettier like just standing up and smiling. Meanwhile, because it costs money they who make make-up try to sell you on the idea it does something.

Also, her dress is much tighter and her hair is teased up. That draws the eyes so you don't notice much about her face except that she's happy, but doesn't reveal so much that they linger on her tits or something. It's a stellar trick of fashion.
 
2012-02-16 07:41:19 AM  
So I take it Essex is Britain's version of Jersey Shore? She looks like a girl I could imagine comes out of that area. That + a dash of Kardashian. Not awful looking, but fake as hell.
 
2012-02-16 07:43:32 AM  
She's "England hot" which in the US would put her just above "Missouri hot" and just below "Oklahoma hot".
 
2012-02-16 07:43:47 AM  
Outside, it is minus 2c, and I'm standing in the middle of a street in Essex wearing a tiny, skintight gold dress with seven-inch heels and sporting a dark brown tan that would make Dale Winton look peaky.

Seven inch heels combined with alcohol and winter conditions is just asking for a broken/sprained ankle.
 
2012-02-16 07:54:23 AM  
Well it's a change, innit?
 
2012-02-16 08:18:27 AM  
lovely girl, certainly does't need all that junk. a fun experiment, though.
 
2012-02-16 08:23:33 AM  
Was better before the whore-over. Nothing attractive about trying too hard.
 
2012-02-16 08:23:57 AM  
The TOWLIE look?

i159.photobucket.com

/hot
 
2012-02-16 08:27:32 AM  

Ed Finnerty: Well it's a change, innit?


dpadvantage.files.wordpress.com

Do I look like I'm bovvered?
 
2012-02-16 08:32:56 AM  
i actually like the before picture more, i guess i prefer a real looking woman.
 
2012-02-16 08:34:33 AM  
I went home with an Essex girl once, and my

greentea1985: So I take it Essex is Britain's version of Jersey Shore? She looks like a girl I could imagine comes out of that area. That + a dash of Kardashian. Not awful looking, but fake as hell.


More like Valley Girls than Jersey Shore.

/Source: slept with one once.
//once.
 
2012-02-16 08:45:05 AM  
£1,200

How much is that in regular money?
 
2012-02-16 08:47:36 AM  

feefifofimmy: £1,200

How much is that in regular money?


About $1881.
 
2012-02-16 09:43:15 AM  
So...heels, makeup, hair, and a skin tight dress makes you MORE attractive?! shiat in a shingle I've been wearing rancid bear skins to do that.
 
2012-02-16 09:59:15 AM  

Bluemookie: The TOWLIE look?

[i159.photobucket.com image 103x160]

/hot


Wanna get high?
 
2012-02-16 10:09:43 AM  

Bhruic: Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.


Another vote for that.
 
2012-02-16 12:24:44 PM  

PacManDreaming: Bhruic: Personally I think she looked much more attractive in the "before" shots.

Same here. I like the "plain" look more than the "whore" look.


www.thebrokeassbride.com
 
2012-02-16 12:57:14 PM  
That's the point - Essex girls are cheap...
 
2012-02-16 04:50:28 PM  

Hot Rod Zoidberg: I went home with an Essex girl once, and my greentea1985: So I take it Essex is Britain's version of Jersey Shore? She looks like a girl I could imagine comes out of that area. That + a dash of Kardashian. Not awful looking, but fake as hell.

More like Valley Girls than Jersey Shore.

/Source: slept with one once.
//once.


I hooked up with an Essex girl while backpacking in SE Asia 20 years ago. Brit buddy's comment the next morning: "Hope you wore a rubber johnnie. Girls in Essex have higher sperm counts than than the men."

/Katherine
 
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