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(Salt Lake Tribune)   A BYU student gets "Valentine's" note from a fellow student, presumably one with a penis, kindly asking her to not dress all sexy sexy. With picture of sexy sexy BYU student almost out of uniform   (sltrib.com) divider line 345
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2012-02-16 07:56:20 AM  

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?

No, just sticky.

That sounds more like an accuracy issue.

It's one of the few downsides to masturbation: nothing to aim at.

You could always try your own reflection. Windex would probably do the trick afterwards.


I know you find me attractive, but I'm not that narcissistic that I can get off on my own face. Having to watch myself make that stupid expression is a huge turn off.
 
2012-02-16 07:56:28 AM  
So this is a thread about dressing sexy, right? Where are the helpful pics to show what sexy dressings look like?
 
2012-02-16 07:58:09 AM  
Is there still a rule about calling out people who aren't in threads around here?

It's hard to keep the new and old rules straight.....
 
2012-02-16 07:58:59 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Heh. Attend the most uptight private religious institution in the nation (outside of some Muslim schools which are even more repressed) where you must agree to a dress code and moral code to step foot on the private property, and then - this part sort of makes me chuckle - act all innocently surprised when you meet uptight religious people. Count me as not feeling any sympathy whatever for any party involved.


Meh.

I've seen enough students with relatively well off parents essentially forced to go wherever their parents want, or get cut off, with the extra FU of still being ineligible for even the most basic financial aid if they choose the latter. I wouldn't be surprised if that's a common case at such an institution.
 
2012-02-16 07:59:16 AM  

the_rhino: So this is a thread about dressing sexy, right? Where are the helpful pics to show what sexy dressings look like?


www.european-hospital.com

Sexy dressing.
 
2012-02-16 08:01:28 AM  

Space Squid: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GAT_00: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: It's the extremists.

The normal Mormons baptize dead people and officially thought black people were sub-human up until the 1970s. Where exactly is the extremist line with these people?

Oh, I was referring to religion in general, as you did in the Weeners. I have little to no experience with the Mormons in real life, so I couldn't give you an informed opinion on them, although their belief system is wacky from any outside perspective.

Heh, reminds me a CSB:

Did my freshman & sophomore years of high school at Las Vegas HS. Surprisingly large amount of Mormons there; presumably from the close proximity to Utah. As most people know, Mormons abstain from drug use, and that includes a much broader definition of the word; specifically, caffeine. So, I'm in class one day, sipping on a soda, when a Mormon girl that I knew fairly well and was on good, friendly terms with, comes up to me in an outrage and proceeds to give me a heated fifteen minute lecture on how I'm a horrible drug addict and should be ashamed of myself. When she finally paused long enough to take a breath, I pointed out that I was drinking a Sprite... it's caffeine free. She furrows her brow and says, "It's a soda. It's still just as bad." I opened my mouth but no sound came out. I was completely dumbfounded by that statement.

/The following week, I saw the same girl sipping on coffee before class.
//"Do as I say, not as I do?"


That's kind of funny considering that Mormons often go to Nevada specifically so they can do all this "sinful" stuff away from the watchful eyes of Mormon-majority society. From what I understand, the road from SLC to LV is pretty busy every Friday. I wouldn't find it surprising if the woman in question's family ended up in Nevada for similar reasons.
 
2012-02-16 08:02:55 AM  
Dude must be gay if he doesn't want to have to look at women.
 
2012-02-16 08:04:22 AM  

BurnShrike: miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?

No, just sticky.

That sounds more like an accuracy issue.

It's one of the few downsides to masturbation: nothing to aim at.

You could always try your own reflection. Windex would probably do the trick afterwards.

I know you find me attractive, but I'm not that narcissistic that I can get off on my own face. Having to watch myself make that stupid expression is a huge turn off.


Who said you'd be looking at your face?
 
2012-02-16 08:07:25 AM  

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?

No, just sticky.

That sounds more like an accuracy issue.

It's one of the few downsides to masturbation: nothing to aim at.

You could always try your own reflection. Windex would probably do the trick afterwards.

I know you find me attractive, but I'm not that narcissistic that I can get off on my own face. Having to watch myself make that stupid expression is a huge turn off.

Who said you'd be looking at your face?


Are you calling me ugly?
Where else would I aim? The face is the obvious choice.
 
2012-02-16 08:09:25 AM  
I bet this guy gets hard reflecting on the rope in gym class. Probably wrote it a letter to stop looking at him all sexy-like.
 
2012-02-16 08:09:38 AM  
"Oh my God, she gave me an erection, I'M SCARED!"
 
2012-02-16 08:09:48 AM  
So it's news every time a student of a religious college feels unnecessarily uncomfortable in a social setting?
 
2012-02-16 08:09:52 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x428]


It's refreshing to learn that camwhores come in all denominations.
 
2012-02-16 08:12:19 AM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: Shut up, kwame.


What the hell, man? I'm just trying to drink some sexy coffee over here.
 
2012-02-16 08:13:04 AM  
When the note was fed in to the idiot -> human translator it read:

Huh huh. You're pretty and make me feel funny in my naughty parts. Since I can't handle these normal human feelings due to the retard culture I have been raised in I have decided it is your fault.

This guy will be an anti-gay crusading politician when he graduates. This is how it starts. Anything that confuses this type is labeled evil and blamed.


/dumb dumb dumb dumb duuuumb.
 
2012-02-16 08:14:39 AM  

BurnShrike: Are you calling me ugly?
Where else would I aim? The face is the obvious choice.


Ha! I think we've threadjacked this long enough...

What she was wearing was tame compared to what was on display on my school's campus when I was there. The lack of car crashes and the fully stocked shelves of Tide-to-go at the campus convenience store probably means there were few Mormons enrolled at the time.
 
2012-02-16 08:16:25 AM  

Heron: That's kind of funny considering that Mormons often go to Nevada specifically so they can do all this "sinful" stuff away from the watchful eyes of Mormon-majority society. From what I understand, the road from SLC to LV is pretty busy every Friday. I wouldn't find it surprising if the woman in question's family ended up in Nevada for similar reasons.


Wait... When did Las Vegas become "The Projects" for Salt Lake City?

/This explains my disdain for rich people.
//And clearly, I should have gotten into harder drugs than caffiene.
///In all seriousness, you're probably right. That iconic "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign that everyone knows, is the sign seen when entering Vegas from the East (i.e. from Utah), even though the vast majority of tourists enter from the West (California) side.
 
2012-02-16 08:16:27 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: You guys are assholes.

This guy was just trying to help ensure that this poor girl didn't get raped too much.


Exactly. Since we know men are simply primitive rape machines it is up to women to keep us in check.

Hell, if the LAW would simply catch up with this fundamental truth we would all be better off. And I, for one, would certainly increase my rape related activities.
 
2012-02-16 08:17:22 AM  

Metal: Romney? Political troll.


Yes. And I must admit, well played by the note writer.
 
2012-02-16 08:17:52 AM  
Is it the boots?

/I like boots!
 
2012-02-16 08:18:43 AM  
Then she raised her shirt, and really pissed him off...

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-02-16 08:19:41 AM  
i.imgur.com


"One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny, and is likely to interfere with happiness in all kinds of ways." - Bertand Russell
 
2012-02-16 08:20:08 AM  

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: Are you calling me ugly?
Where else would I aim? The face is the obvious choice.

Ha! I think we've threadjacked this long enough...


Why do females always change the subject when I start talking about jacking off on to the reflection of my face in a mirror?

What she was wearing was tame compared to what was on display on my school's campus when I was there. The lack of car crashes and the fully stocked shelves of Tide-to-go at the campus convenience store probably means there were few Mormons enrolled at the time.

Thankfully I don't have any experience with Mormons at all. I try and avoid the crazy. I don't think there's anything wrong with what she's wearing, aside from wearing pants with a dress. You don't even have to visit a college/university to see women dressing in revealing clothing though. Most highschool girls now tend to wear yoga pants and low-cut tops. It's no wonder teenage boys are so distracted.
 
2012-02-16 08:21:17 AM  
I'm guessing the letter was a joke or gag of some kind. The letter is signed, "Willard Romney". "Willard" is Mitt Romney's first name.
 
2012-02-16 08:21:32 AM  
from the BYU Honor Code:

"Women

A clean and well-cared-for appearance should be maintained. Clothing is inappropriate when it is sleeveless, strapless, backless, or revealing; has slits above the knee; or is form fitting. Dresses, skirts, and shorts must be knee-length or longer. Hairstyles should be clean and neat, avoiding extremes in styles or colors. Excessive ear piercing (more than one per ear) and all other body piercing are not acceptable. Shoes should be worn in all public campus areas."


/LOL
 
2012-02-16 08:24:55 AM  

what_now: If you don't want to get slut shamed, don't go to BYU


Hmm, that's odd, I wouldn't have guessed you were a "blame-the-victim" type...
 
2012-02-16 08:26:11 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Then she raised her shirt, and really pissed him off...

[i40.tinypic.com image 590x896]


wifey of wifey's world... i mean who is that?
/that lady sure can take a shot to the face
 
2012-02-16 08:27:06 AM  
When is the stoning?
mlkshk.com
 
2012-02-16 08:27:20 AM  

Gimmick: I'm guessing the letter was a joke or gag of some kind. The letter is signed, "Willard Romney". "Willard" is Mitt Romney's first name.


You might want to take a trip over to the original article.
 
2012-02-16 08:27:55 AM  
Maybe her magic underwear was showing in the back or something?

/dunno
//can't see it
///slashie slashie
 
2012-02-16 08:29:09 AM  

missmez: I think I can top that. I dressed up as a bride for a costume once, in a gown I bought at a thrift shop. Being second hand, it was kind of tight in the chest but it was medium low cut with full length sleeves and toe length empire skirt.

A guy stopped in the street to tell me my outfit was too revealing. This was in New Orleans. On Bourbon Street. Yep, diring mardi gras.


Well during Mardi Gras fundies do bus in extra salvation troops. All the evil , sin and flesh in one spot don't cha know.
May have not been a local.
 
2012-02-16 08:31:04 AM  
According to wiki, the BYU dress code requires women's hemlines to be no higher than the knee. But she's wearing tights, so does it still count that she's wearing a whore dress?

/If she were going to a Southern public university, she'd be wearing the dress with nothing but sandals, and everyone would think she was a bit prudish.
 
2012-02-16 08:31:15 AM  

Grables'Daughter: RexTalionis: Grables'Daughter: Is that a typical example of what she wears?

Because, I'm here to tell you, that's not dressing sexy.

It's just not.

Consider the audience. She's at Brigham Young University. Remember, to the Amish, an exposed ankle is hot.

Maybe.

Maybe. I just can't see ANYONE writing her a letter telling her to dress less sexy based on THAT.


Not even Rick Santorum?
...ducks...
 
2012-02-16 08:31:38 AM  
Brittany Molina was minding her own business on the Provo campus when a young man came up and handed her a piece of paper.

Protip: A woman in the midst of a flock of male religious zealots is never "minding her own business".

I don't really understand why any woman is religious. Religious people hate the vagina and boobies only slightly less than they hate teh ghey.
 
2012-02-16 08:32:05 AM  
BYU's motto is "The glory of God is intelligence

Yeah, God loves intelligence. Now, students, let's discuss how a hayseed con artist found plates that nobody else saw, written in a language that only he could read, and taught us all that Native Americans are Israelites, and taking aspirin is a sin.
 
2012-02-16 08:33:45 AM  
Her head is disturbingly large. Maybe that's got something to do with the note.
 
2012-02-16 08:34:03 AM  

Heron: Space Squid: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GAT_00: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: That's kind of funny considering that Mormons often go to Nevada specifically so they can do all this "sinful" stuff away from the watchful eyes of Mormon-majority society. From what I understand, the road from SLC to LV is pretty busy every Friday. I wouldn't find it surprising if the woman in question's family ended up in Nevada for similar reasons.



Hmmm.... sounds like a high-speed camera located in the right spot could possibly yield some extortion cash......


/just sayin'
 
2012-02-16 08:35:04 AM  

Splinshints: Brittany Molina was minding her own business on the Provo campus when a young man came up and handed her a piece of paper.

Protip: A woman in the midst of a flock of male religious zealots is never "minding her own business".

I don't really understand why any woman is religious. Religious people hate the vagina and boobies only slightly less than they hate teh ghey.


Fear, not hate. They fear the vagina and boobies. I know I sound Yoda-like but fear leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
 
2012-02-16 08:36:54 AM  

BurnShrike: Fear, not hate. They fear the vagina and boobies. I know I sound Yoda-like but fear leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.


*snerk*

Save me from boobies, Jesus you must!
 
2012-02-16 08:37:18 AM  

PainInTheASP: She could look hot in jeans and a sweatshirt. But that's just because I like that look. :-)


Maybe mom jeans and an oversized sweatshirt(don't want to show any curves) - can't have anyone looking "hot" at BYU. honor code and all...
 
2012-02-16 08:37:30 AM  
My niece is at BYU. She belongs to some sort of [virtual] group with the motto "Modest is hottest." So it's not about not being "hot." And from what I've seen, she (who is very pretty) and her friends dress pretty much like the girl in the article. So I'm guessing, this guy is just going around handing out these notes to everyone.

/ I'm not Mormon, she is.
// I'm all for the coed-in-Daisy-Dukes-and-a-half-shirt look
/// Except with her. Nope, she's just fine being modest, thank you.
 
2012-02-16 08:39:51 AM  

Hermione_Granger: f, God forbid, this poor girl were raped, there would be at least one person in America who said she had it coming based on that outfit.


The rapist, maybe.
 
2012-02-16 08:41:18 AM  

what_now: but its hard to take you seriously when sex is the only thing you discuss.


You seem to be suffering from confirmation bias...

/Or else you only visit the boobie threads...
//Which I wouldn't blame you for!
 
2012-02-16 08:44:30 AM  

Grables'Daughter:

Thank you both.

I was actually going to link to a bunch of posts that I have made unrelated to sex, but I stopped myself.


Please don't do that. While I have never seen Grables'Daughter: post outside of sexual threads ... I would have to leave sexual threads to see them.
 
2012-02-16 08:46:45 AM  

20/20: I've got the resident attention whore on ignore, but I still see her name over and over because of people quoting her. I can't get away from her.


Here, let me help you: click on "myFark" at the top of the page, then click on "Tools", then scroll down to the bottom and check the two boxes that say "Ignore posts from unignored users that mention users on your ignore list" and "Ignore posts from unignored users that contain logins on your ignore list", then click on "Submit changes"...
 
2012-02-16 08:46:47 AM  

missmez: I think I can top that. I dressed up as a bride for a costume once, in a gown I bought at a thrift shop. Being second hand, it was kind of tight in the chest but it was medium low cut with full length sleeves and toe length empire skirt.

A guy stopped in the street to tell me my outfit was too revealing. This was in New Orleans. On Bourbon Street. Yep, diring mardi gras.


How dare you have breasts. My god have mercy on your temptress soul.
 
2012-02-16 08:49:05 AM  

RobSeace: Here, let me help you: click on "myFark" at the top of the page, then click on "Tools", then scroll down to the bottom and check the two boxes that say "Ignore posts from unignored users that mention users on your ignore list" and "Ignore posts from unignored users that contain logins on your ignore list", then click on "Submit changes"...


F*ck him. Let him learn how to just look past things he doesn't like. It's a life skill.
 
2012-02-16 08:49:21 AM  

what_now: Grables'Daughter: Know how I know you really don't read what I post on Fark?

well, I don't google your login, no. But I have never seen you post on any other topic. I don't approve of slut shaming, but its hard to take you seriously when sex is the only thing you discuss.


you may want to just back down on this one, chief. i don't think anyone would think less of you -- in fact, i think fark in general is very forgiving when someone is willing to admit they're wrong. what we're not real big on is people who, in spite of all evidence, cling doggedly to their marginally-informed assertions.
 
2012-02-16 08:53:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Gimmick: I'm guessing the letter was a joke or gag of some kind. The letter is signed, "Willard Romney". "Willard" is Mitt Romney's first name.

You might want to take a trip over to the original article.


Indeed... WhyRpeoplesostupid's photoshop early in the thread seems to have duped more people than lukket's old RAND Corp. photoshop...
 
2012-02-16 08:53:57 AM  

20/20: I've got the resident attention whore on ignore, but I still see her name over and over because of people quoting her. I can't get away from her.


Interesting, she's on my favorites list.

/ Boo farking who to you.
 
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