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(Salt Lake Tribune)   A BYU student gets "Valentine's" note from a fellow student, presumably one with a penis, kindly asking her to not dress all sexy sexy. With picture of sexy sexy BYU student almost out of uniform   (sltrib.com) divider line 345
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2012-02-16 06:42:16 AM

bingethinker: I've seen nuns in more revealing outfits than that.


Well yeah, on the internet you have.
 
2012-02-16 06:43:56 AM

RassilonsExWife: Nadie_AZ: Basically the guy got a hard on. And in mormon land, when you get a hard on, you can't do anything about it. It has to go away on its own.

You know how I can tell that you don't know any Mormons?


If you go fishing, always bring at least two Mormons.

If you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer...
 
2012-02-16 06:44:22 AM
In the midwest that outfit would be considered at the very least flirty and yes, to some eyes, sexy. It has to do with the flowered print and the flared hem of the dress. Also the way it fits her shape and the modest, but still slight revealing of cleavage.

The clincher is the knee hi-boots. These are considered, if not a direct work of the devil, then definitely an open invitation for fornication. I don't know about other women, but just wearing my knee-hi boots makes me feel dirty even though I KNOW there's nothing wrong with them. But that's just my plebian, mid-western, Ohio upbringing talking.

I's pathetic, but yes, Gat-o, We live in a society where fashion, even 90's-era throwback mid-west flowered print fashion with a homely sweater can be be confused with sexual innuendo.

If, God forbid, this poor girl were raped, there would be at least one person in America who said she had it coming based on that outfit.

That's why Gat-o is so angry. It's ridiculous. And angering.
 
2012-02-16 06:44:38 AM

Bathia_Mapes: You definitely need to read some of the comments posted on that site, especially this one:

And the take away from all of this is that one tactless act deserves another? The poor slob that wrote the note probably regretted it the minute she opened it. Ms. Molina is obviously not suffering from a lack of self-esteem, as she seems bent on publicly humiliating the author of said missive. For a group of respondents who pride themselves in their Christianity and their ... well let's see, basic humanity... I think someone aught to mention that the writer of said missive is as vulnerable in his way as she is in hers. I'd say that this very public flogging qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment. So our erstwhile writer really screwed up this time. Ms. Molina, the appropriate thing to do would have included a grimace and a quick trip to the closest recycling bin. And the rest of us? Prurient interest anyone? Or should I say, how do you feel about a friendly game of cyberbullying?


Oh fark off (not you Bathia_Mapes, but the commenter) How can you "cyber-bully" someone whom you never name or identify in any possible way? Someone who couldn't possibly know this girl's twitter handle in the first place?

Knock it off with the whiny "cyber-bullying" claims, you bunch of whiny pussies.You can't "Cyber-bully" some anonymous douchebag with no identifying details, ass-munch.

Some prick elbowed me in the stomach to get a seat on the train yesterday. Does saying that suddenly make me a cyber-bully? Am i picking on "pricks" now?
 
2012-02-16 06:48:35 AM
subby & a thread filled with miss the point. tis not teh sex, fools.

the young lady is dressed like a bohemian nightmare.

a cry for good fashion is a vote for good taste.

meanwhile usa malls, workplaces & food stores stuffed with females with blouses that expose huge quantity of breast but gott forbid one looks. coonts is as coonts does. try to picture what men's pants & jeans would look like if they did the same deep dive daring. imagine it. "i'll put the bulk of my hot dog on display, but god forbid..."
 
2012-02-16 06:49:55 AM
One more thing: When I'm at the bus station - and it seems Plain People are always at the bus station - I can't help but wonder what they think of black people. Especially black women with elaborate weave, even colorful hair, and I can't help but wonder how they feel with plain hair tucked under a bonnet.

And if they're at the bus station, and obviously not averse to some form of modern transportation, wouldn't that just make them say, screw this whole not using modern stuff? Is it not possible to use modern technology without being corrupted by modern values?

Next time, I'm at the bus station, I'm gonna try to strike up a conversation with one of these folks and ask.
 
2012-02-16 06:54:38 AM
Get a brain, mormans.
 
2012-02-16 06:58:47 AM
i196.photobucket.com

Why the long face...?
 
2012-02-16 06:59:26 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x428]


That is some top notch public bathroom self photography right there. If you don't have a friend that will take a picture of you, you probably have other issues.
 
2012-02-16 07:01:08 AM

TheGogmagog: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x428]

That is some top notch public bathroom self photography right there. If you don't have a friend that will take a picture of you, you probably have other issues.


Oh, so you're into photography, eh? Click click nudge nudge, saynomore,knowwhatImean? A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
 
2012-02-16 07:01:40 AM

TheGogmagog: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x428]

That is some top notch public bathroom self photography right there. If you don't have a friend that will take a picture of you, you probably have other issues.



She goes to BYU... it's illegal to have two women taking pictures with no men around.
 
2012-02-16 07:06:03 AM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: GAT_00: I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: It's the extremists.

The normal Mormons baptize dead people and officially thought black people were sub-human up until the 1970s. Where exactly is the extremist line with these people?

Oh, I was referring to religion in general, as you did in the Weeners. I have little to no experience with the Mormons in real life, so I couldn't give you an informed opinion on them, although their belief system is wacky from any outside perspective.


Heh, reminds me a CSB:

Did my freshman & sophomore years of high school at Las Vegas HS. Surprisingly large amount of Mormons there; presumably from the close proximity to Utah. As most people know, Mormons abstain from drug use, and that includes a much broader definition of the word; specifically, caffeine. So, I'm in class one day, sipping on a soda, when a Mormon girl that I knew fairly well and was on good, friendly terms with, comes up to me in an outrage and proceeds to give me a heated fifteen minute lecture on how I'm a horrible drug addict and should be ashamed of myself. When she finally paused long enough to take a breath, I pointed out that I was drinking a Sprite... it's caffeine free. She furrows her brow and says, "It's a soda. It's still just as bad." I opened my mouth but no sound came out. I was completely dumbfounded by that statement.

/The following week, I saw the same girl sipping on coffee before class.
//"Do as I say, not as I do?"
 
2012-02-16 07:06:17 AM
i196.photobucket.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-16 07:07:51 AM
Nipples.
 
2012-02-16 07:12:11 AM

Space Squid: Did my freshman & sophomore years of high school at Las Vegas HS. Surprisingly large amount of Mormons there; presumably from the close proximity to Utah. As most people know, Mormons abstain from drug use, and that includes a much broader definition of the word; specifically, caffeine. So, I'm in class one day, sipping on a soda, when a Mormon girl that I knew fairly well and was on good, friendly terms with, comes up to me in an outrage and proceeds to give me a heated fifteen minute lecture on how I'm a horrible drug addict and should be ashamed of myself. When she finally paused long enough to take a breath, I pointed out that I was drinking a Sprite... it's caffeine free. She furrows her brow and says, "It's a soda. It's still just as bad." I opened my mouth but no sound came out. I was completely dumbfounded by that statement.

/The following week, I saw the same girl sipping on coffee before class.
//"Do as I say, not as I do?"


It might have been decaf.
 
2012-02-16 07:13:26 AM
She looks like the type who'd use birth control.
 
2012-02-16 07:15:32 AM
Why would you go to BYU and NOT expect to be surrounded by sexually repressed weirdos? Poor guy probably never saw a woman's neckline before and nutted in his magic underpants.
 
2012-02-16 07:16:20 AM

VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?


Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?
 
2012-02-16 07:21:34 AM

RexTalionis: Grables'Daughter: Is that a typical example of what she wears?

Because, I'm here to tell you, that's not dressing sexy.

It's just not.

Consider the audience. She's at Brigham Young University. Remember, to the Amish, an exposed ankle is hot.



The Amish and the Mormons are not the same thing. The Amish make better pies.
 
2012-02-16 07:22:43 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: It might have been decaf.


How is decaf coffee any less horrible than caffiene free soda?
 
2012-02-16 07:22:46 AM
She was kind of asking for it. By going to that school.
 
2012-02-16 07:22:53 AM

WhoIsWillo: I'd hit


I'd scold it.
 
2012-02-16 07:24:31 AM

20/20: I've got the resident attention whore on ignore, but I still see her name over and over because of people quoting her. I can't get away from her.


Perhaps if you wrote her a nice note explaining your dilemma...
 
2012-02-16 07:25:15 AM

Space Squid: AverageAmericanGuy: It might have been decaf.

How is decaf coffee any less horrible than caffiene free soda?


It's not soda. It's not as bad!
 
2012-02-16 07:27:33 AM

Aarontology: You just know every professor is going to be on the lookout for that handwriting.


Yeah, those g's would be hard to miss.

"If one writes with incomplete lower loops it is a sign of frustrations and yes we are talking about physical frustration." (new window)
 
2012-02-16 07:28:35 AM
Gosh dang it.

/I know, I know, that's gonna get caught by the filter.
 
2012-02-16 07:29:04 AM
Mormons are weird. News at 11...
 
2012-02-16 07:32:54 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Space Squid: AverageAmericanGuy: It might have been decaf.

How is decaf coffee any less horrible than caffiene free soda?

It's not soda. It's not as bad!


You're absolutely right! What was I thinking?! I renounce my evil, clear soda drinking ways! Instead, I will switch to liquor!

/touché!
//clear liquor is caffience free too, right?
 
2012-02-16 07:32:55 AM
Maybe, someday, she'll learn how to really dress sexy and earn those passive-aggressive notes. We can only hope.
 
2012-02-16 07:33:15 AM

miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?


No, just sticky.
 
2012-02-16 07:38:16 AM
Heh. Attend the most uptight private religious institution in the nation (outside of some Muslim schools which are even more repressed) where you must agree to a dress code and moral code to step foot on the private property, and then - this part sort of makes me chuckle - act all innocently surprised when you meet uptight religious people. Count me as not feeling any sympathy whatever for any party involved.
 
2012-02-16 07:39:31 AM
I am guessing he hit on her and she shot him down.
 
2012-02-16 07:41:54 AM

pickledick: Aw her little smile. I don't see where he gets he's coming from

/I can't fap to this


I can.
 
2012-02-16 07:42:07 AM

Space Squid: Did my freshman & sophomore years of high school at Las Vegas HS. Surprisingly large amount of Mormons there; presumably from the close proximity to Utah. As most people know, Mormons abstain from drug use, and that includes a much broader definition of the word; specifically, caffeine. So, I'm in class one day, sipping on a soda, when a Mormon girl that I knew fairly well and was on good, friendly terms with, comes up to me in an outrage and proceeds to give me a heated fifteen minute lecture on how I'm a horrible drug addict and should be ashamed of myself. When she finally paused long enough to take a breath, I pointed out that I was drinking a Sprite... it's caffeine free. She furrows her brow and says, "It's a soda. It's still just as bad." I opened my mouth but no sound came out. I was completely dumbfounded by that statement.

/The following week, I saw the same girl sipping on coffee before class.
//"Do as I say, not as I do?"


Interesting... She gets the same thrill of being bad that you might get from snorting blow off a hooker's ass from drinking coffee? I could save tons of money.
 
2012-02-16 07:42:08 AM
Come on dude. That's well past Mormon and straight into ghey.
 
2012-02-16 07:43:55 AM
www.nydailynews.com

What did they expect?


/Hot/Oblig.
 
2012-02-16 07:45:31 AM

BurnShrike: miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?

No, just sticky.


That sounds more like an accuracy issue.
 
2012-02-16 07:45:34 AM
Romney? Political troll.
 
2012-02-16 07:46:05 AM
Wait'll this guy hears about the Internet. Of course, he'll have to sign up for electricity first.
 
2012-02-16 07:48:58 AM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Interesting... She gets the same thrill of being bad that you might get from snorting blow off a hooker's ass from drinking coffee? I could save tons of money.


I dunno.... Snorting blow off a hooker's ass just doesn't hold the same thrill for me that it used to. I think I need a new bag. Anyone have any suggestions?

/make it snappy, I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-02-16 07:49:08 AM

KrispyKritter: subby & a thread filled with miss the point. tis not teh sex, fools.
the young lady is dressed like a bohemian nightmare.


Well, yes, I can definitely say her attire wouldn't be appropriate in the office building where I work. Anyone dressing like that would almost certainly be asked by HR to not come to work dressed like that anymore. Though I have no idea if business dress code is any more severe than a religious school.
 
2012-02-16 07:49:35 AM

miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?

No, just sticky.

That sounds more like an accuracy issue.


It's one of the few downsides to masturbation: nothing to aim at.
 
2012-02-16 07:50:04 AM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: what_now: Grables'Daughter: Know how I know you really don't read what I post on Fark?

well, I don't google your login, no. But I have never seen you post on any other topic. I don't approve of slut shaming, but its hard to take you seriously when sex is the only thing you discuss.

I rarely if ever do the white-knighting thing, but she does do some posts in other threads, albeit short and direct.


Yeah I've seen GD post on other subjects, it's just that she has such a huge impact on pic-threads that I think it overwhelms her presence in other topics for some people. Nothing at all wrong with posting in pic threads, of course. In fact, there's plenty that's great about it, I'd say.
 
2012-02-16 07:52:18 AM
I saw a co-ed on campus in hot pants and tall boots the other day. In 30 degree weather. Struttin' it. This is not just modest but downright burka-esque compared to some outfits I've seen on campuses.

Willard needs to lighten up.
 
2012-02-16 07:53:46 AM

slc11082: BYU stands for Brigham young university

or as I like to call it

Bring em Young and Bring em Plenty.


I've heard that one before. One has to wonder how many unhappy marriages have started at that University.
 
2012-02-16 07:53:55 AM
If only there were some barren wasteland we could arrange for an entire sect of fundamentalist cult weirdos to inhabit together so that they could leave the rest of us alone.
 
2012-02-16 07:54:08 AM

BurnShrike: miss diminutive: BurnShrike: miss diminutive: VictoryCabal: I could fap to her picture. Does that mean I'm mormon?

Depends. Would you feel shame afterwards?

No, just sticky.

That sounds more like an accuracy issue.

It's one of the few downsides to masturbation: nothing to aim at.


You could always try your own reflection. Windex would probably do the trick afterwards.
 
2012-02-16 07:54:52 AM

ChaoticLimbs: If only there were some barren wasteland we could arrange for an entire sect of fundamentalist cult weirdos to inhabit together so that they could leave the rest of us alone.


Yeah but the Middle East is already full.
 
2012-02-16 07:54:53 AM

Heron: Yeah I've seen GD post on other subjects, it's just that she has such a huge impact on pic-threads that I think it overwhelms her presence in other topics for some people. Nothing at all wrong with posting in pic threads, of course. In fact, there's plenty that's great about it, I'd say.


Not a big fan, but as attention whores go she's slightly better than that obnoxious Littlett's person.
 
2012-02-16 07:55:11 AM

Fair_Poopsmith: As a former Mormon, I will translate this note.

"I really am attracted to you but can't handle the expectations I place on myself as a self-righteous man in this culture. I've received esteem from other girls by bearing a powerful testimony of my view of modesty on Sunday, and by telling women to cover themselves on Facebook. I have a black belt in spiritual manipulation and I hope you will be grateful for my passive-aggressive note. Remember, you are cute. I just don't have the courage to admit that I have sexual feelings."


Ha!
 
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