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2012-02-15 04:47:02 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: [i2.photobucket.com image 375x500]


GAH!
 
2012-02-15 04:47:15 PM  

Starryeyes: My hair is getting pretty long and Tall Man likes it, even though I sometimes go all "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH" and get it in his face.


Fondle My Sweaters: I'm posting a version that Blues_X shooped haha:


I came twice.
 
2012-02-15 04:47:37 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: It's not pixie cut short or anything, but the fact that I can't pull it into a ponytail (the hair at the bottom of my head is too short for one) and that it's shorter than I've had it since high school has been an adjustment.


I think it looks really pretty and you have NOTHING to worry about. Then again, you're one of the few who could shave your head and still be hotter than anyone in the room.

/i do like that i can see your face, more
 
2012-02-15 04:48:17 PM  
hello there unnecessary comma
 
2012-02-15 04:48:29 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

It's quite simple. We do it in the butt, man!
 
2012-02-15 04:51:50 PM  

melaniethepanda: I think it looks really pretty and you have NOTHING to worry about. Then again, you're one of the few who could shave your head and still be hotter than anyone in the room.

/i do like that i can see your face, more


That hairdo must've taken hours, and you look really pretty hahhaa
 
2012-02-15 04:54:06 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: melaniethepanda: I think it looks really pretty and you have NOTHING to worry about. Then again, you're one of the few who could shave your head and still be hotter than anyone in the room.

/i do like that i can see your face, more

That hairdo must've taken hours, and you look really pretty hahhaa


Ahahahaa, oh my god... The best part of that was her hair looking like it took 5 minutes.
 
2012-02-15 04:58:44 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: It's not pixie cut short or anything, but the fact that I can't pull it into a ponytail (the hair at the bottom of my head is too short for one) and that it's shorter than I've had it since high school has been an adjustment.


That's pretty similar to my wife's haircut. Same length and everything, but she tends to layer hers more. Takes all of maybe five minutes to blow dry and curl. It's a cute and low maintenance hairstyle. Longer hair just looks nice to me, but that length is a good one for those women who just want it to be easy to handle.
 
2012-02-15 05:02:00 PM  

Starryeyes: So, short hair ruins your ability to see boobs or hips?


Most girls don't have what it takes to pull off short hair, especially from the back. ESPECIALLY Asians.

I see more Asians, with long haired effeminate men in pink shirts and short haired flat chicks in combat boots, that I usually have to look at the jaw line for stubble or polish on the nails. Seriously, a good quarter of the people I notice on the train give It's Pat a run for the money.
 
2012-02-15 05:11:27 PM  

doglover: Starryeyes: So, short hair ruins your ability to see boobs or hips?

Most girls don't have what it takes to pull off short hair, especially from the back. ESPECIALLY Asians.

I see more Asians, with long haired effeminate men in pink shirts and short haired flat chicks in combat boots, that I usually have to look at the jaw line for stubble or polish on the nails. Seriously, a good quarter of the people I notice on the train give It's Pat a run for the money.


Hater. I'd narrow my eyes at you, but being asian I can't narrow them anymore without shutting them.
 
2012-02-15 05:14:57 PM  

stainedglassdoll: doglover: Starryeyes: So, short hair ruins your ability to see boobs or hips?

Most girls don't have what it takes to pull off short hair, especially from the back. ESPECIALLY Asians.

I see more Asians, with long haired effeminate men in pink shirts and short haired flat chicks in combat boots, that I usually have to look at the jaw line for stubble or polish on the nails. Seriously, a good quarter of the people I notice on the train give It's Pat a run for the money.

Hater. I'd narrow my eyes at you, but being asian I can't narrow them anymore without shutting them.


I tole you to your (digital) face what my opinion was about your then and now hair cut.

I'm just in shock today because I saw a MAN, not even a kid, but like 32, dressed in a bright red coat and carrying a purse.
 
2012-02-15 05:16:41 PM  

stainedglassdoll: I will admit that at the moment I really miss my long hair. It's so easy to chop it all off when you're in the mood for short hair, but you can't do the reverse when you're in the mood for long hair. :(

/growww faster
//will probably just end up chopping it off all over again


I am the exact same way. As soon as I get bored, I chop it into a pixie. I'm trying to grow it out right now and it's almost down to my shoulders. I'm fighting the temptation to get it chopped off.
 
2012-02-15 05:48:58 PM  
That lady is way overly sensitive. Negative comments are bad, but apparently so are compliments?

JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT PRETEND THE HAIR IS STILL HERE.
 
2012-02-15 05:53:45 PM  

stainedglassdoll: doglover: Starryeyes: So, short hair ruins your ability to see boobs or hips?

Most girls don't have what it takes to pull off short hair, especially from the back. ESPECIALLY Asians.

I see more Asians, with long haired effeminate men in pink shirts and short haired flat chicks in combat boots, that I usually have to look at the jaw line for stubble or polish on the nails. Seriously, a good quarter of the people I notice on the train give It's Pat a run for the money.

Hater. I'd narrow my eyes at you, but being asian I can't narrow them anymore without shutting them.


I tell people that seeing from Asian eyes is like seeing the world in widescreen.
 
2012-02-15 05:54:52 PM  
"I loved you back when you had long hair."
Thanks. And I loved you back when you had an edit function in your brain.

Edit schmedit. If you get a crappy hair cut, it's a crappy hair cut.

Don't be angry at other people for your own poor choices.
 
2012-02-15 05:56:41 PM  

MissFeasance: I have super oily hair so I HAVE to wash every day or else I look gross. It seems if I have to do that at least it could be easy to style afterwards. I have regretfully accepted that at least an hour of my day is always wasted on my hair.


Buzzcut. Zero maintenance required.
 
2012-02-15 05:57:23 PM  
"You know that the Pat Benatar look went out of style in '83, right?"
 
2012-02-15 05:58:08 PM  
"I had a Great Clips coupon too!"
 
2012-02-15 05:59:18 PM  
I won't be growing my hair long again. I look like a girl.
 
2012-02-15 06:02:02 PM  
7 Things You Should NEVER Say to a Woman with Short Hair on a Perpetual Period.

FTFY biatchy-author from Babble.com
 
2012-02-15 06:04:49 PM  

The_Sponge: "You know that the Pat Benatar look went out of style in '83, right?"


Whatevs, it's coming back. My half-grown out mullet and I will be ready.
 
2012-02-15 06:06:24 PM  

Kasira: The_Sponge: "You know that the Pat Benatar look went out of style in '83, right?"

Whatevs, it's coming back. My half-grown out mullet and I will be ready.



Heh.

Actually, I just tossed that out because "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" was on last night.
 
2012-02-15 06:18:53 PM  

Kasira: The_Sponge: "You know that the Pat Benatar look went out of style in '83, right?"

Whatevs, it's coming back. My half-grown out mullet and I will be ready.


I don't know if the photo of you in your profile is recent, but with that hairstyle, you could totally pull off a costume for Desire from the Sandman if you put on a slim-fit black men's shoulder-padded suit.

/Meant to be a compliment.
 
2012-02-15 06:22:12 PM  

Kasira: The_Sponge: "You know that the Pat Benatar look went out of style in '83, right?"

Whatevs, it's coming back. My half-grown out mullet and I will be ready.


Which type of Femullet we talkin' about? (new window)
 
2012-02-15 06:25:30 PM  

Fondle My Sweaters: It's not pixie cut short or anything,


I love it!

Mine is a tad shorter. And less "why so serious".
 
2012-02-15 06:43:43 PM  
heh, those are funny, ima write 'em down.
 
2012-02-15 06:47:34 PM  
Short hair = "I am not interested in sex anymore."
 
2012-02-15 06:48:56 PM  
What a whiny babby.
 
2012-02-15 06:51:22 PM  
Having dated girls with long and short hair, I can say there's a noticeable difference in 'time to get ready.' Plus, there's something attractive about a girl with short hair in the morning. A girl with long hair, depending how the night went can look like a wreck.
 
2012-02-15 06:51:30 PM  

ghare: Short hair = "I am not interested in sex anymore."


QFT
 
2012-02-15 06:53:15 PM  

bigpete53: This article reads like it was written by a woman who (a) can't take a compliment, and (b) is incredibly sensitive.

Other interactions from her life:

"You look nice tonight!" "Oh, do I usually look like shiat? Fark you!"

"That dress really complements your figure!" "Did you just say I look fat the rest of the time?!?"

Seriously, get over yourself.


This woman must have dated a lot of sitcom writers in the 80s
 
2012-02-15 06:54:06 PM  
Don't ever tell them it makes them look Butch!
15 years after we were divorced she was still p!ssed about that. Never cut her hair short again though.
 
2012-02-15 06:54:17 PM  
A woman who cuts her hair is an abomination unto the Lord.

Look it up, it's in there.
 
2012-02-15 06:54:55 PM  
Honestly, I prefer women with short hair.
 
2012-02-15 06:55:26 PM  
bald, short coif or length, i love the ladies

but the biatchs at work that are still rocking the same fricking
high school year book photo hair-do they had in 73, 83, 93
i find difficult to stomach. they're walking wrecks.
 
2012-02-15 06:56:04 PM  
Why, she missed today's biggest insult of all!

"Wow, everyone is getting the Emma Watson haircut. Did you know it was the most influential hairstyle of 2011?"
 
2012-02-15 06:56:12 PM  
"It's funny how people think they have a license to say anything to women who cut their hair short."

It's funny how the writer is so desperate to give women with short hair some kind of victim status. So someone makes a comment about your hair that you find distasteful to some degree... big deal. If that ruins your entire day then you're a sad individual.

I'm a guy with long hair. I've lost track of how many times some kid at the grocery store checkout has asked me "Would you like paper or plastic, ma'am?" I get a laugh at the look on their face when they realize I'm not female.
 
2012-02-15 06:57:00 PM  
I like short hair, especially landing strips.

/Or Hippie or Marine or Telly Savalas
 
2012-02-15 06:57:26 PM  
static.becomegorgeous.com
 
2012-02-15 06:58:30 PM  

Kit Fister: Honestly, I prefer women with short hair.


Second.

/.jpg
 
2012-02-15 06:58:34 PM  
Things not to say to a woman with short hair? More like overly sensitive biayatch can't take a compliment! LOLZ

Am I right, fellas?
 
2012-02-15 06:59:01 PM  
Short hair makes buckling the ballgag easi...er...nevermind...
 
2012-02-15 06:59:51 PM  
A girl with a skinny, slender face can, maybe, look good with short hair. If a girl has full or fat face, it just makes them look fatter.

//I'm generally with the 'She has given up" crowd when it comes to short hair on girls.
 
2012-02-15 07:00:07 PM  

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2012-02-15 07:03:32 PM  

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Thank you, that is what I was looking for.

/now I don't need to post it
 
2012-02-15 07:03:32 PM  
I had *really* short hair for a while, and I've had *really* long hair, but now it's medium length. I really don't have a preference for any length as long as I don't have to deal with bangs.
 
2012-02-15 07:03:51 PM  
Did you turn dyke? is missing FTA
 
2012-02-15 07:04:24 PM  
Most women appear more attractive with longer hair. That doesn't mean a woman can't look cute with a shorter haircut. I just think in general they'd look even better with a longer one.

And from looking at Facebook, I've definitely noticed a trend of women chopping their hair off within a year or two of getting married.
 
2012-02-15 07:04:50 PM  
"May I help you, sir?"

I'm sorry you take personally a potentially honest mistake based on the majority standard of our society that females hair is longer than males. But get over it.

"It totally reminds me of Sandy Duncan in 'Peter Pan.'"

If based entirely on you having short hair, fair enough. If based on the fact that you look like Sandy Duncan in 'Peter Pan', get over it.

"Did you just give up when you had the baby?"

Concur. That's a stupid thing to say.

"I loved you back when you had long hair."

I'm sorry you don't value my opinion of your appearance. While a bit dickish depending on the relationship between the speaker and you, in general, get over it.

"Don't worry, it'll grow back."

Concur. That's a stupid thing to say unless the context of the conversation supports you wanting to grow it back at some point.

"You look so much better with short hair."

I'm sorry you don't value my opinion of your appearance.

"Your short hair makes you look thinner."

Concur. Other than extreme cases I can't think of this having any basis in reality.


Summary: Other than the blatantly rude, get over it, changing your hair drastically and talking to people about it results in people having and voicing opinions. Also, putting yourself on the edges of the bell-curve means mistakes will be made.
 
2012-02-15 07:06:51 PM  
Am I the only one to find bald women hot?
2.bp.blogspot.com
Will just put that here.
 
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