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What should I do today? *shakes magic 8-ball* Make a gimp suit out of trash bags and play rhythms on everything in an abandoned house
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timujin
2012-02-15 05:35:20 PM
Why, if he's a drummer, does he seem to have absolutely no sense of rhythm? He just goes to one surface, bangs out a few beats, then goes to another one and bangs out a few more, with no continuity between... My four-year-old niece does the same thing, only without the trash bag diaper and mask setup.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-15 05:41:26 PM
To the tune of "Too Much Time On My Hands"
/meth is a hell of a drug
cretinbob
2012-02-15 06:04:30 PM
Still better than Metallica
//Did that box say Soylent Green?
gopher321
2012-02-15 07:32:04 PM
Looks cleaner than my apartment.
some_beer_drinker
2012-02-15 08:47:37 PM
some one owes me a minute...
Pants full of macaroni!!
2012-02-15 08:48:27 PM
LeroyBourne
2012-02-15 08:59:37 PM
Reminds me when I was a kid. i found a pair of drum sticks on the bus, and was constantly thumping them on the floor. One night in our 'entertainment room' we were watching a movie as a family, I was gently beating them on the floor (padded carpet over concrete) and my dad says, 'you wanna do that go to your room and do that.' So, the smartass that I am when up to my room which was directly above the entertainment room. It wasn't too long before he stormed up, and I never saw those drum sticks again.
/if i ever become a parent, i would say, ohhhh jr. has an interest in music....
Rain-Monkey
2012-02-15 09:14:26 PM
timujin
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Why, if he's a drummer, does he seem to have absolutely no sense of rhythm? He just goes to one surface, bangs out a few beats, then goes to another one and bangs out a few more, with no continuity between... My four-year-old niece does the same thing, only without the trash bag diaper and mask setup.
Aw, sorry. Can you link to your YouTube drumming video? I'm sure we will all enjoy it.
peahez
2012-02-15 09:35:21 PM
timujin
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Why, if he's a drummer, does he seem to have absolutely no sense of rhythm? He just goes to one surface, bangs out a few beats, then goes to another one and bangs out a few more, with no continuity between... My four-year-old niece does the same thing, only without the trash bag diaper and mask setup.
Your four-year-old niece runs naked through abandoned homes playing rhythms on what used to be other people's belongings? That's not very nice.
LawyersRock
2012-02-15 09:43:50 PM
This was better in R.E.M.'s
It's the End of the World
casual disregard
2012-02-15 10:00:13 PM
In one of his other videos he plays on a dead seal.
I'm not sure what this "Blast Beat" referenced in all his videos might be. The only thing I can find in cursory searches is an organization apparently helping musically talented children, and I can't imagine they would employ a squatter who wears trash bag uniforms for that purpose.
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-15 10:35:27 PM
casual disregard
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In one of his other videos he plays on a dead seal.
I'm not sure what this "Blast Beat" referenced in all his videos might be. The only thing I can find in cursory searches is an organization apparently helping musically talented children, and I can't imagine they would employ a squatter who wears trash bag uniforms for that purpose.
A blast beat is the machine gun like drumming often used in black metal. Don't know how it applies here though.
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2012-02-15 10:57:51 PM
Im in to URBEX and this guy is a tool... decent place love to see a proper walk through
Tyrosine
2012-02-15 11:23:49 PM
Time to fire the maid.
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-15 11:25:35 PM
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
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Im in to URBEX and this guy is a tool... decent place love to see a proper walk through
Reminds me of this house...
sillydragon
2012-02-15 11:37:26 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
That's about all I can think of to explain this.
skyshooter
2012-02-16 12:14:22 AM
gopher321
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Looks cleaner than my apartment.
Oh you, nasty!
ned3000
2012-02-16 01:18:18 AM
timujin
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Why, if he's a drummer, does he seem to have absolutely no sense of rhythm? He just goes to one surface, bangs out a few beats, then goes to another one and bangs out a few more, with no continuity between... My four-year-old niece does the same thing, only without the trash bag diaper and mask setup.
What are you talking about? The guy was dead on the whole time hitting random things with interesting rhythms. If you want to hear repetitive bullshiat just turn on the radio.
LewDux
2012-02-16 03:02:51 AM
Aaron's heart was full of fark
Heamer
2012-02-16 03:05:42 AM
Ugh, you do
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shake a Magic 8 Ball. It says so right on the packaging.
Superluminal Perineum
2012-02-16 03:18:44 AM
Never go to Iceland... Never go to Iceland... Never go to Iceland...
toyotaboy
2012-02-16 07:31:28 AM
there's no way that guy lives there, that has to be abandoned.
And he actually does have pretty nice drumming skills, might actually take him serious if he wasn't dressed stupid
littlebeartoe
2012-02-16 08:09:46 AM
A drummer who constantly loses the beat and has no fashion sense? Who woulda thunk it?
timujin
2012-02-16 01:59:42 PM
ned3000
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timujin: Why, if he's a drummer, does he seem to have absolutely no sense of rhythm? He just goes to one surface, bangs out a few beats, then goes to another one and bangs out a few more, with no continuity between... My four-year-old niece does the same thing, only without the trash bag diaper and mask setup.
What are you talking about? The guy was dead on the whole time hitting random things with interesting rhythms. If you want to hear repetitive bullshiat just turn on the radio.
Yeah, but it was like he learned a bunch of "interesting rhythms" and didn't have any understanding of how to connect them.
Rain-Monkey
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Aw, sorry. Can you link to your YouTube drumming video? I'm sure we will all enjoy it.
Yes, because as we all know, you have to be a master of something to have an opinion on whether or not it's good. I'm sure you never complain about any foods you couldn't prepare better yourself.
Blink
2012-02-16 09:06:52 PM
timujin
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Yeah, but it was like he learned a bunch of "interesting rhythms" and didn't have any understanding of how to connect them.
Er yeah, I see what you mean. I mean, all those different items he was hitting weren't exactly connected either -- what's up with that? If you're banging on things in the kitchen, then stick to the goddamn kitchen! Are you with me?!?
timujin
2012-02-16 09:22:55 PM
Blink
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timujin: Yeah, but it was like he learned a bunch of "interesting rhythms" and didn't have any understanding of how to connect them.
Er yeah, I see what you mean. I mean, all those different items he was hitting weren't exactly connected either -- what's up with that? If you're banging on things in the kitchen, then stick to the goddamn kitchen! Are you with me?!?
with the ability to miss the point that hard, you should really be spending your time in the politics tab
Barricaded Gunman
2012-02-16 09:41:14 PM
ned3000
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What are you talking about? The guy was dead on the whole time hitting random things with interesting rhythms. If you want to hear repetitive bullshiat just turn on the radio
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Hell yes. This was funny, weird and entertaining stuff. Full point.
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