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(Starpulse)   Ke$ha says the "clothing-optional" parties she often throws are not a "weird sex orgy thing"   (starpulse.com) divider line 107
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2012-02-15 06:03:43 PM
Holy Fark, she looks like an average female!

(That must mean that she is hideous to all these farkers who are totally out of her league...)

*checks thread*

yup that's about right.
 
2012-02-15 06:04:53 PM

Surool: Smeggy Smurf: Every man saying he wouldn't want to see her naked is lying.

You can go anywhere on the internet and see much better looking women fully naked at any time. Why would anyone care about seeing her nude?



Rule 34?
 
2012-02-15 06:07:45 PM
I bet she smells like a sponge that has been sitting under a sink full of dirty dishes for a week.

In other words...
U-G-L-Y she ain't got no alibi she's ugly,
 
2012-02-15 06:10:12 PM

EvilAvatar: Holy Fark, she looks like an average female!

(That must mean that she is hideous to all these farkers who are totally out of her league...)

*checks thread*

yup that's about right.


If you lost a couple of hundred pounds she would no longer be out of your league .... you don't have to go through life farking Wildebeests.
 
2012-02-15 06:11:16 PM
images.ubercomments.com
 
2012-02-15 06:11:37 PM

TravisBickle62: EvilAvatar: Holy Fark, she looks like an average female!

(That must mean that she is hideous to all these farkers who are totally out of her league...)

*checks thread*

yup that's about right.

If you lost a couple of hundred pounds she would no longer be out of your league .... you don't have to go through life farking Wildebeests.


oh, sensitive are we? I think I may have hit a nerve...
/Your mom didn't complain last night...
//then, again her mouth was full.
 
2012-02-15 06:12:59 PM
They are probably just normal sex orgies, then. None of the weird masks and shiat.
 
2012-02-15 06:17:06 PM

antarcticmoo: LewDux: Her parents must be very religious

[celebrityhotness.com image 450x566]

What a woman with very religious parents looks like while at the beach.


now that's a woman i could get behind

/or any position for that mater
//double bag since she did Russell Brand
///would not let her sing...talking debatable she has her moments
 
2012-02-15 06:21:58 PM
My brain does not parse extended characters into letters.
biatch's real name is probably Margery or something.
 
2012-02-15 06:25:26 PM
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

also: that first pick in this thread - looks like a dude
 
2012-02-15 06:26:03 PM
Say what you want, but the one and only time I ever saw her was on Conan (year or two ago?)

cdn.idolator.com

And she had a fantastic set of pins.

(can't find better picture, mea culpa)
 
2012-02-15 06:27:54 PM

nocturn: Say what you want, but the one and only time I ever saw her was on Conan (year or two ago?)

[cdn.idolator.com image 500x293]

And she had a fantastic set of pins.

(can't find better picture, mea culpa)


no way that is same person. i mean, the pic you posted... kinda want

all others i've seen of that beast - hellllllll no
 
2012-02-15 06:31:36 PM

Precision Boobery: Every picture I've seen of her looks like she smells bad.


Heck, every picture of her smells bad, too.
 
2012-02-15 06:32:35 PM
Does it always HAVE to look like it hasn't bathed in months?
 
2012-02-15 06:32:55 PM

DrippinBalls: She is a fatty, ugly pig, only fit to have sex with ugly, scar-filled black men.


You mean like this disgusting beast?

img1.browsebiography.com


Precision Boobery: Every picture I've seen of her looks like she smells bad.


That's by design. I think it's in her contract to constantly appear to be a filthy, drunken skank.

Glitter Puke (new window)

♫Oh crap, not again
It's an inter vention♫

/autotuned vomiting, FTW
 
2012-02-15 06:36:35 PM

Surool: Smeggy Smurf: Every man saying he wouldn't want to see her naked is lying.

You can go anywhere on the internet and see much better looking women fully naked at any time. Why would anyone care about seeing her nude?


Because I can. I want to see Helen Thompson naked as well. I'm going to need to be good and drunk before and afterwards but dammit I want to see that. It's a free country, I DEMAND to see boobs. Young or old, big or small, perky or sagging I'm a titty fan.
 
2012-02-15 06:43:13 PM

EvilAvatar: Holy Fark, she looks like an average female!

(That must mean that she is hideous to all these farkers who are totally out of her league...)

*checks thread*

yup that's about right.


You damn well better believe I'm out of her league. I don't hold any fantasies about being God's gift to women, but at the end of the day I can do better than her. There are plenty of other posters in this thread that can do better than her as well. There is a point where you reach a level of ugly that is going to surpass the rest of the general population by several standard deviations. Its statistics and math--she is such an outlier that it is basically a law of nature that most any of us can do better.
 
2012-02-15 06:56:49 PM
I saw her at the Nashville airport once.

She has the ass of an 80 year old man. Unbelievable.
 
2012-02-15 06:59:51 PM
The more people hate of Ke$ha the more I like her. She should wear a trol-lo-lo mask in her next video.
 
2012-02-15 07:03:19 PM
What the hell is that and why is it famous?
 
2012-02-15 07:06:29 PM

imapirate: What the hell is that and why is it famous?


Because the kids today are psychotic. And I think payola is very much alive and well in the music industry.
 
2012-02-15 07:35:02 PM

EvilAvatar: Holy Fark, she looks like an average female!

(That must mean that she is hideous to all these farkers who are totally out of her league...)

*checks thread*

yup that's about right.


An average woman who takes part in a gangbang at least once a week and never showers, maybe. Even that would be sort of OK if she was at least talented, but that clearly ain't the case. She needs to go away.
 
2012-02-15 07:38:27 PM
This thread is a great reminder as to why I stopped bothering with this site. Geez.
 
2012-02-15 07:43:22 PM

DrippinBalls: She is a fatty, ugly pig, only fit to have sex with ugly, scar-filled black men. And to do interracial porn. I doubt she'll do that well.


I've seen some pretty disturbing looking skanks do some cuckold BBC porn....
 
2012-02-15 07:48:52 PM
Hey, I like those parties. Ok, you do have to keep your expectations low though. Most normal people really aren't that hot naked in the light.
 
2012-02-15 08:46:42 PM

Apos: Faux street urchin babble. Nothing to see here.


I thought she was a semi-real street urchin, actually. As in homeless for a period. Dunno, it was on the radio, so even odds it's just as real as the DnD character I made last week (Note, did not make one, ergo the point?).

limboslam: imapirate: What the hell is that and why is it famous?

Because the kids today are psychotic. And I think payola is very much alive and well in the music industry.


I like the music. It's empy headed pop music, but that's the genre I like, by and large. Fast beat, moderately catchy lyrics, and I can tune it out while working on things that actually matter. Granted, I usually listen for the lyrics first, but pop music is pop because it's what people buy.
 
2012-02-15 08:46:57 PM
Eggghhh.. I had no idea what she looked like until people posted pics of her.. I thought you had to be attractive to make terrible pop music..
 
2012-02-15 08:48:48 PM

LewDux: Her parents must be very religious


Actually, no. Her mom is a hippie. She was featured on an episode of "The Simple Life" with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie, where Paris and Nicole had to find a date for Kesha's mom.
 
2012-02-15 09:22:55 PM
SHe's pretty. You farkers are mean. Do you know her in real life? How can you speak this way about someone who has no effect on your life?

/Hells yeah I be white knighting
//Can I sleep with her, now?
 
2012-02-15 09:31:26 PM
Ke-dollarsign-ha.
 
2012-02-15 09:37:59 PM
Some pictures of Ke$ha look so damn ugly that I suspect that's a man.
 
2012-02-15 09:40:42 PM
I'd body paint it.
 
2012-02-15 09:41:19 PM

TheOmni: I like Ke$ha, I like her music, I find her attractive and she seems like a fun person. Just so you all know.


I agree, I would impregnate that repeatedly
 
2012-02-15 09:54:43 PM

Sybarite: Back in my day, women who made terrible music at least had to be be kinda hot.


She's got a body like it came out of a Lego set.
 
2012-02-15 10:04:38 PM
i, too, would body paint it. with my man goo.
 
2012-02-15 10:47:21 PM
i1058.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-15 10:54:58 PM

antarcticmoo: LewDux: Her parents must be very religious

[celebrityhotness.com image 450x566]

What a woman with very religious parents looks like while at the beach.


Differences being:

A) Ke$ha can actually sing

B) Katy Perry is smokin' hot

Sometimes nature is a cruel bastard.
 
2012-02-15 10:58:24 PM

fatalvenom: DrippinBalls: She is a fatty, ugly pig, only fit to have sex with ugly, scar-filled black men. And to do interracial porn. I doubt she'll do that well.

I've seen some pretty disturbing looking skanks do some cuckold BBC porn....


In all fairness, Ive never seen a black man turn down some poon, no matter how skanky it is.
 
2012-02-15 11:29:03 PM
Don't judge me, but, I GIS "Kesha nude" and a little bit down the page was a pic of a manatee.

/almost wet myself with laughter
 
2012-02-15 11:30:11 PM

Timmy the Tumor: [cdn.imnotobsessed.com image 520x734]

[www.instablogsimages.com image 600x1000]



Um yeah, no thanks


She don't measure no more. (new window)
 
2012-02-16 12:16:28 AM

wildstarr: Don't judge me, but, I GIS "Kesha nude" and a little bit down the page was a pic of a manatee.

/almost wet myself with laughter


What's frightening is that she had to pay off some dude a few years back to not release nude photos of her. Which means they exist somewhere.
 
2012-02-16 04:10:11 AM
My ex-wife is hotter
/ and she's fat
// still hoter
 
2012-02-16 06:08:51 AM

Kurmudgeon: Sybarite: Back in my day, women who made terrible music at least had to be be kinda hot.

She's got a body like it came out of a Lego set.


And a face that looks like it was beat with a sack of nickels.
 
2012-02-16 07:02:40 AM

superkt: This thread is a great reminder as to why I stopped bothering with this site. Geez.


Don't let the door hit you on your way out
 
2012-02-16 08:29:51 AM

SilentStrider: Only because looking at her naked is enough to drive a person to celibacy.


I'm surprised a person that young can look that frumpy.
 
2012-02-16 08:35:50 AM
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-16 08:38:50 AM
Who is this Ke$sha dude? Is his music any good?
 
2012-02-16 08:45:37 AM
b.vimeocdn.com
 
2012-02-16 09:22:00 AM

wildstarr: Don't judge me, but, I GIS "Kesha nude" and a little bit down the page was a pic of a manatee.

/almost wet myself with laughter


Well, I mean...I won't judge you, but my login might.

On topic, the best thing I ever saw posted on Fark about Ke$ha was "she looks like she smells like the bottom of a dumpster." Sadly, can't remember the Farker who came up with that one.
 
2012-02-16 09:32:03 AM

Kuroshin: A) Ke$ha can actually sing


Wait, what? Has she stopped that talking-to-the-music thing she does long enough to actually sing at some point?
 
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