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(Starpulse)   Ke$ha says the "clothing-optional" parties she often throws are not a "weird sex orgy thing"   (starpulse.com) divider line 107
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2012-02-15 02:15:55 PM  
Back in my day, women who made terrible music at least had to be be kinda hot.

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2012-02-15 02:21:58 PM  
Only because looking at her naked is enough to drive a person to celibacy.
 
wee
2012-02-15 02:37:51 PM  
I don't want to see that.
 
2012-02-15 02:43:05 PM  
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
 
2012-02-15 03:01:26 PM  
Ah yes, the tried-and-true my-popularity-is-dwindling-so-Im-going-to-say-something-naughty-to-re m ind-people-that-I-exist method of attention-whoring.
 
2012-02-15 03:04:19 PM  

wee: I don't want to see that.


I'm not sure I do either, but I'm still going to issue a Pics Or It Didn't Happen proclamation.
 
2012-02-15 03:06:34 PM  
Sounds like she's reached +14 minutes and counting
 
2012-02-15 03:43:15 PM  
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Um yeah, no thanks
 
2012-02-15 03:57:52 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2012-02-15 04:09:17 PM  
But Ke$ha insists the parties aren't as strange as they sound: "It's not a weird sex orgy thing.

If there are dudes there, it's a "sex orgy thing" for somebody.
 
2012-02-15 04:12:38 PM  
I like this girl, but I'm getting kind of old so it would be one of those "inject new youth" into my life things.

/if you know what I mean
 
2012-02-15 04:33:25 PM  
Well, it wasn't weird until she showed up.
 
2012-02-15 04:41:43 PM  
I like Ke$ha, I like her music, I find her attractive and she seems like a fun person. Just so you all know.
 
2012-02-15 05:03:13 PM  
Wow, she is so crazy and dangerous. She's the girl your mother warned you about! She's such a bad girl.
 
2012-02-15 05:05:34 PM  
who?
 
2012-02-15 05:05:58 PM  
Faux street urchin babble. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-02-15 05:07:02 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: [cdn.imnotobsessed.com image 520x734]

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Um yeah, no thanks


She has the oddest body shape I've ever seen. Not fat,not skinny, not shapely. Just a rectangle with legs and arms and a head.
 
2012-02-15 05:08:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-15 05:08:15 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Wow, she is so crazy and dangerous. She's the girl your mother warned you about! She's such a bad girl.


My mom did often warn me about girls who are shaped the same as a rack of lumber in the construction aisle of Lowes.
 
2012-02-15 05:08:15 PM  

make me some tea: I'd hit it with a fly swatter.


FTFY
 
2012-02-15 05:09:21 PM  
imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-02-15 05:10:12 PM  
 
2012-02-15 05:10:13 PM  

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: Timmy the Tumor: [cdn.imnotobsessed.com image 520x734]

[www.instablogsimages.com image 600x1000]

Um yeah, no thanks

She has the oddest body shape I've ever seen. Not fat,not skinny, not shapely. Just a rectangle with legs and arms and a head.


Yep. She just has no curves at all. Her boobs aren't that great and she has no hips at all. If we're comparing anyone to looking like a teenage boy, I think she would be the best candidate.
 
2012-02-15 05:10:32 PM  
I dunno. Might be fun. Don't get to go to a lot of parties naked.
 
2012-02-15 05:11:38 PM  
I'm not usually mean when it comes to body image, but I have to say that that woman looks like a pair of manikin legs on which someone has placed a sack of flour wearing a bikini.

And her music sounds like it was created by a pair of manikin legs on which someone has placed a sack of flour wearing a bikini and some headphones. So I guess it fits.
 
2012-02-15 05:12:57 PM  
My option is for her to keep her clothes on
 
2012-02-15 05:14:22 PM  
Her parents must be very religious
 
2012-02-15 05:14:22 PM  

Lernaeus: I dunno. Might be fun. Don't get to go to a lot of parties naked.


The thing about going to a party naked or in your underwear is that after about 15 minutes the novelty wears off and it's just like being at a regular party except that you don't have any pockets for your smokes, keys, or lighter.

/has experience
//meh
 
2012-02-15 05:18:18 PM  
She is a fatty, ugly pig, only fit to have sex with ugly, scar-filled black men. And to do interracial porn. I doubt she'll do that well.
 
2012-02-15 05:23:26 PM  
Every picture I've seen of her looks like she smells bad.
 
2012-02-15 05:23:46 PM  
She looks so hot and dangerous. If I was like her, I'd roll with her. She really makes hipsters fall in love when she has her hot pants on and up. And, yes, of course she does. She's runnin' the town just like a club. And, no, you don't wanna mess with her cuz she got Jesus on her necka-lur-ur-ur.

/You're welcome
 
2012-02-15 05:24:35 PM  
She looks too much like John Travolta, and I can't unsee it.
 
2012-02-15 05:25:47 PM  
Almost 13 million people bought that ₭€$£₳ song, that is beyond the pale.
 
2012-02-15 05:27:41 PM  

make me some tea: I'd hit it.


Same
 
2012-02-15 05:33:40 PM  
Gun====D~erson would hit Ke$ha
 
2012-02-15 05:33:47 PM  
Black girls with black girl names are cool....white girls with black girl names are not. However, they are usually the ones with all the meth in the trailer park
 
2012-02-15 05:34:42 PM  
That sounds... Awkward.
 
2012-02-15 05:35:28 PM  

LewDux: Her parents must be very religious


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What a woman with very religious parents looks like while at the beach.
 
2012-02-15 05:39:00 PM  

Precision Boobery: Every picture I've seen of her looks like she smells bad.

 
2012-02-15 05:46:39 PM  
I got this wrong phone call once. It was this girl (and god i wish i was more 'on' that day). She kept asking for Paul, I said, wrong number lady, then she asked for someone else, I said, nope. Then she asked me where the sex party was. I laughed and hung up, then felt wtf did I just do?
 
2012-02-15 05:51:50 PM  
Every man saying he wouldn't want to see her naked is lying. Boobs are boobs, we want to see them all. Even if all it means is having the right to say we've seen some nasty looking boobs. It gives us more a somewhat more legitimate reason to seek out eye bleach.

/would hit it with the same fervor I'd hit Oprah with
//and my hit I mean with a 2x4
 
2012-02-15 05:52:04 PM  
I am going to say if you have a party where people are nude it is a sex thing and if it is not then there is something wrong.
 
2012-02-15 05:54:13 PM  
Ke$ha says the "clothing-optional" parties she often throws wants everyone to know about for the attention.. are not a what she hopes the entertainment rags will bill as a "weird sex orgy thing"

any press is good press at her level.
 
2012-02-15 05:56:35 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Every man saying he wouldn't want to see her naked is lying.


You can go anywhere on the internet and see much better looking women fully naked at any time. Why would anyone care about seeing her nude?
 
2012-02-15 05:56:44 PM  
I'd attend it
 
2012-02-15 05:59:05 PM  

Surool: Ke$ha says the "clothing-optional" parties she often throws wants everyone to know about for the attention.. are not a what she hopes the entertainment rags will bill as a "weird sex orgy thing"

any press is good press at her level.


She's disgrace for moral popstars
 
2012-02-15 06:00:01 PM  

LeroyBourne: I got this wrong phone call once. It was this girl (and god i wish i was more 'on' that day). She kept asking for Paul, I said, wrong number lady, then she asked for someone else, I said, nope. Then she asked me where the sex party was. I laughed and hung up, then felt wtf did I just do?


Um, she was probably 5'1" and spherical.
 
2012-02-15 06:00:11 PM  
The clothing might be optional, but the bag over her head is not.
 
2012-02-15 06:02:26 PM  

Incog_Neeto: make me some tea: I'd hit it.

Same


Me too, I mean, sure...why not...
 
2012-02-15 06:03:05 PM  

LewDux: Surool: Ke$ha says the "clothing-optional" parties she often throws wants everyone to know about for the attention.. are not a what she hopes the entertainment rags will bill as a "weird sex orgy thing"

any press is good press at her level.

She's disgrace for moral popstars


I don't consider the idea immoral. I consider trolling gossip rags with that announcement to be a sad "Look at me!" moment. Gaga and Madonna know how to troll media.
 
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