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(CBS Chicago)   From the "We Never Saw This Coming" news desk, 19 breastaurant waitresses file sexual harassment lawsuit   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 238
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2012-02-15 05:48:27 PM  

SuperChuck: homeschooled: Rickenbacker: "Meow meow, you're a dirty kitty!"

Seriously? Someone is stupid enough to think that approach might work?

That pickup line is how I met my husband.

All pickup lines Being available works on men


FTFY
 
2012-02-15 05:51:26 PM  

CheekyMonkey: CygnusDarius: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Wow, so you dress slutty and have weird shiat said/done to you. I am so shocked. Did someone put a gun to your head to work there?

[www.pubclub.com image 414x296]

/stfu and get me another beer

It's management, not the clients.

So you've gone from not reading what you quoted, to correcting others for making a similar mistake?

Nice!


It's the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiife.
 
2012-02-15 05:51:29 PM  
Never been to a Tilted Kilt...I prefer the Booty Chest - the pirate themed sports bar featuring scantily clad waitressess.
 
2012-02-15 05:53:01 PM  
But in all honesty, CheekyMonkey it was a mistake I'm not proud of doing.
 
2012-02-15 05:54:16 PM  

kevinfra: Never been to a Tilted Kilt...I prefer the Booty Chest - the pirate themed sports bar featuring scantily clad waitressess.


Linky, please.
 
2012-02-15 05:55:19 PM  
I am glad fellow Fark logophiles have picked up on this word mystery.

...Well, it IS a big issue, not knowing.

"The manager and owner allegedly called one or more of the plaintiffs by sexually derogatory nicknames, including one name that purportedly translates from Greek to English to suggest that someone has inspired a man to get an erection, the lawsuit alleges."

Bonus erectus?

Schlongus maximus?

Optimus penis?
 
2012-02-15 05:56:33 PM  

RedEmily: No matter what they wear they shold not be harassed. Cute outfits though.

/I need a good push up bra.


Someone as cute and smart as you are needs nothing changed to attract the right sort.

/Not a come on... more of an observation.
 
2012-02-15 06:04:54 PM  

kevinfra: Never been to a Tilted Kilt...I prefer the Booty Chest - the pirate themed sports bar featuring scantily clad waitressess.


Man the last time I was there I had to deal with a table full of Mexican wrestlers and something about a pointed stick.
 
2012-02-15 06:05:44 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Well now I'll never go to a Tilted Kilt. It's bad enough they can't pour a sh*tty beer at Hooters, it's a travesty to watch someone who can't pour an Irish beer.




Wait a minute.. since when do Celts wear kilts and tartan?

That's the stupidest not-give-a-fark, half-assed attempt at a theme restaurant I've ever seen.
 
2012-02-15 06:10:14 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Rickenbacker: "Meow meow, you're a dirty kitty!"

Seriously? Someone is stupid enough to think that approach might work?

I was just about to email you when I read the next line.


me lay you lay we lay

//obscure???
 
2012-02-15 06:10:58 PM  

EnviroDude: FirstNationalBastard: Why is discussing pornography with a customer or waitress included in sexual harassment?

In that case, if you're not part of the conversation and just offended by it, you should have the right to go fark yourself, and nothing more.

if it were only so simple.....Our HR has beat us silly about Sexual Harassment. I just keep my trap shut and look at the ground when I am talking to our sexretaries.


Clicked "SMART" button.
 
2012-02-15 06:11:10 PM  

soundguy: thatboyoverthere: GriffXX: FTA: The manager allegedly took a straw full of water and put it down at least one waitress' dress, releasing the water and remarking, "I'm trying to get your panties wet," and, "That's how daddy likes it - with your panties wet."

Ugh.

Dear God. I'm a obese dateless farker and I'm easily 50 times smoother than that.

------

Eat fewer carbs, eat more beaver.


Im sure he was relying on the "hes my manager and I better do him to keep my job" angle. Pretty risky these days, but Id imagine it works on those who are stupid or have low self esteem.

Any chick with half a brains knows there are legions of lawyers waiting for cases like this. Any manager with half a brain should also know that.
 
2012-02-15 06:11:25 PM  
I had a friend who was a prostitute (she just "models" now.) She came home one day crying and complaining that a client had called her a whore. I said "well, you are a whore. Men order from the menu, give you money, and you then fark them accordingly." She didn't like that response. Basically, these girls are working in a sex-lite club. Oh, sure, they're not expected to actually do anything, but they're using they're luscious, scantily-clad, bodies to sell stuff and earn tips.

/ note: I am so not saying that it's cool to rape these girls or treat them badly 'cause they're asking for it or something.

// note: they really should accept the fact that they're sex-workers nonetheless.
 
2012-02-15 06:11:35 PM  

CygnusDarius: this is not a farking whorehouse.


The obvious solution is to make farking whorehouses more prevalent, so that the confusion is eliminated.
 
2012-02-15 06:13:03 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Never date a server. fark 'em, have some fun with 'em, but never be in a relationship with 'em.


That goes for hostesses as well.

/learned too late
 
2012-02-15 06:14:37 PM  

loaba: they really should accept the fact that they're sex-workers nonetheless.


Eh, they're workers who are sexy and work in a position that benefits from that trait.

If there's no sex involved, they're not sex workers. It's pretty bright line, there.

/no, strippers aren't sex workers, either
 
2012-02-15 06:16:50 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Tat'dGreaser: Well now I'll never go to a Tilted Kilt. It's bad enough they can't pour a sh*tty beer at Hooters, it's a travesty to watch someone who can't pour an Irish beer.



Wait a minute.. since when do Celts wear kilts and tartan?

That's the stupidest not-give-a-fark, half-assed attempt at a theme restaurant I've ever seen.


It's just something they Pict up from the neighbors.
 
2012-02-15 06:17:25 PM  

Julie Cochrane: gunther_bumpass: Tat'dGreaser: Well now I'll never go to a Tilted Kilt. It's bad enough they can't pour a sh*tty beer at Hooters, it's a travesty to watch someone who can't pour an Irish beer.



Wait a minute.. since when do Celts wear kilts and tartan?

That's the stupidest not-give-a-fark, half-assed attempt at a theme restaurant I've ever seen.

It's just something they Pict up from the neighbors.


booooooooo
 
2012-02-15 06:18:39 PM  

Grables'Daughter: kevinfra: Never been to a Tilted Kilt...I prefer the Booty Chest - the pirate themed sports bar featuring scantily clad waitressess.

Linky, please.


Its a reference from a TV show called Middleman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Middleman_(TV_series)
 
2012-02-15 06:21:36 PM  

Knara: loaba: they really should accept the fact that they're sex-workers nonetheless.

Eh, they're workers who are sexy and work in a position that benefits from that trait.

If there's no sex involved, they're not sex workers. It's pretty bright line, there.

/no, strippers aren't sex workers, either


Of course strippers are sex-workers; just because they don't actually fark you doesn't mean squat. They're selling tits and ass, just don't touch okay? These girls aren't in the full-on sex-worker category? Okay, fine, then they're sex-worker lite.
 
2012-02-15 06:25:06 PM  
The name Tilted Kilt had me thinking FINALLY, a fun bar for women to enjoy. I was thinking hot young guys in vests and kilts. Yeah baby. Imagine my surprise when I walked in. Waitresses were nice and the beer was tasty, but it would have been much better had it all been served by a hot young guy in kilt showing off his sexy legs.

Just sayin...
 
2012-02-15 06:25:36 PM  
Q: Why wouldn't the Greek boy run away from home?

A: He couldn't leave his brothers behind!
 
2012-02-15 06:26:11 PM  

Sangi: kevinfra: Never been to a Tilted Kilt...I prefer the Booty Chest - the pirate themed sports bar featuring scantily clad waitressess.

Man the last time I was there I had to deal with a table full of Mexican wrestlers and something about a pointed stick.


You must be mistaking the Clan of the Pointed Stick for one of the rational societies of paranoid, celibate martial artists!"
 
2012-02-15 06:26:35 PM  
Given the huge slut/whore/skank ratio, I'm betting he nailed a pretty good percentage of them with little or no effort.
 
2012-02-15 06:28:38 PM  

Grables'Daughter: kevinfra: Never been to a Tilted Kilt...I prefer the Booty Chest - the pirate themed sports bar featuring scantily clad waitressess.

Linky, please.


Hmmm - same reference was made here, by the same person also without a source. I'm unable to find one online.
 
2012-02-15 06:31:00 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Wow, so you dress slutty and have weird shiat said/done to you. I am so shocked. Did someone put a gun to your head to work there?

[www.pubclub.com image 414x296]

/stfu and get me another beer


Hey, they knew when they applied for the job what they were going to put up with from their customers. When your manager is groping and harassing you, it shouldn't matter what your uniform looks like.
 
2012-02-15 06:31:03 PM  

Knara: Julie Cochrane: gunther_bumpass: Tat'dGreaser: Well now I'll never go to a Tilted Kilt. It's bad enough they can't pour a sh*tty beer at Hooters, it's a travesty to watch someone who can't pour an Irish beer.



Wait a minute.. since when do Celts wear kilts and tartan?

That's the stupidest not-give-a-fark, half-assed attempt at a theme restaurant I've ever seen.

It's just something they Pict up from the neighbors.

booooooooo


what are you talking about? That was amusing! AMUSING!
 
2012-02-15 06:31:29 PM  
Went to the SDG one last year during CC.

Wasn't impressed with the girls there. All the other bars and restaurants had much hotter waitresses and bartenders.
 
2012-02-15 06:32:35 PM  

HTApprovedChick: When your manager is groping and harassing you, it shouldn't matter what your uniform looks like.


Tell that to the poor bastards at 'Hot Dog on a Stick'.
 
2012-02-15 06:33:19 PM  

loaba: Of course strippers are sex-workers; just because they don't actually fark you doesn't mean squat. They're selling tits and ass, just don't touch okay? These girls aren't in the full-on sex-worker category? Okay, fine, then they're sex-worker lite.


The definition of a "sex worker" requires sex to occur in the course of their normal jobs. By your definition, actors/actresses who get naked or simulate sex in a film are sex workers. Obviously this is ridiculous.

"Sex-worker lite" doesn't even make sense.
 
2012-02-15 06:34:47 PM  

Dreyelle: The name Tilted Kilt had me thinking FINALLY, a fun bar for women to enjoy. I was thinking hot young guys in vests and kilts. Yeah baby. Imagine my surprise when I walked in. Waitresses were nice and the beer was tasty, but it would have been much better had it all been served by a hot young guy in kilt showing off his sexy legs.

Just sayin...


Want a bar like that? There's a market for it. Start it up.
 
2012-02-15 06:38:28 PM  
To any woman who does NOT want to be treated like a piece of cheap meat: Don't work in a place in which you're being displayed as cheap meat.

To any owner who doesn't want to be sued for harassment: Don't set up your bar to specifically set up your staff in a harassment-inducing situation.

And most importantly, to the liability insurance providers. What the hell? How did you EVER issue a liability insurance policy to this place? You knew they were 99% likely to be sued and would probably lose, and that's YOUR money going down the drain. This could all have been avoided if the insurance company had told the bar "we won't cover you at all unless you change your setup".
 
2012-02-15 06:40:53 PM  

Knara: loaba: Of course strippers are sex-workers; just because they don't actually fark you doesn't mean squat. They're selling tits and ass, just don't touch okay? These girls aren't in the full-on sex-worker category? Okay, fine, then they're sex-worker lite.

The definition of a "sex worker" requires sex to occur in the course of their normal jobs. By your definition, actors/actresses who get naked or simulate sex in a film are sex workers. Obviously this is ridiculous.

"Sex-worker lite" doesn't even make sense.


Are you so naive, or are you just looking for an argument? Are you aware of soft-core pornography? Those performers do everything but actual intercourse, very similar to some scenes in mainstream Hollywood films. If you perform in a soft-core film, I guarantee you consider yourself to be a sex-worker. So do strippers, who sell the illusion of possible sex to the clients.

These girls aren't quite at the stripper level and they're tips reflect that. They're sex-workers for the very same reasons. They sell they're scantily clad bodies (and the illusion of possible sex) for tips.
 
2012-02-15 06:45:04 PM  
Oh FFS, they're whores. They're not even real people. GBTW, whores!
 
2012-02-15 06:45:44 PM  
Additionally - ask any print-pornography model, as she wipes simulated-jizz off her chin, if she considers herself to be a "sex-worker." She'll say yes, of course.

These girls don't have sex for money, but they sure as hell sell their sex for tips. Same thing, less pay.
 
2012-02-15 06:53:41 PM  

RedEmily: No matter what they wear they shold not be harassed. Cute outfits though.

/I need a good push up bra.


Well start a WishList then and I'm sure the Farkers will line up to buy you one...
 
2012-02-15 06:59:00 PM  
In other news:

Up To 6 Inches Of Lake-Effect Snow Coming Friday

/I'll bet it is
//giggity
 
2012-02-15 07:10:24 PM  

loaba: Knara: loaba: Of course strippers are sex-workers; just because they don't actually fark you doesn't mean squat. They're selling tits and ass, just don't touch okay? These girls aren't in the full-on sex-worker category? Okay, fine, then they're sex-worker lite.

The definition of a "sex worker" requires sex to occur in the course of their normal jobs. By your definition, actors/actresses who get naked or simulate sex in a film are sex workers. Obviously this is ridiculous.

"Sex-worker lite" doesn't even make sense.

Are you so naive, or are you just looking for an argument? Are you aware of soft-core pornography? Those performers do everything but actual intercourse, very similar to some scenes in mainstream Hollywood films. If you perform in a soft-core film, I guarantee you consider yourself to be a sex-worker. So do strippers, who sell the illusion of possible sex to the clients.

These girls aren't quite at the stripper level and they're tips reflect that. They're sex-workers for the very same reasons. They sell they're scantily clad bodies (and the illusion of possible sex) for tips.


Yep.

I looked into working at a TK, and it would have been a pay cut for me.
 
2012-02-15 07:14:32 PM  
I'm thinking the managers at that fine establishment have some bad ley lines.
 
2012-02-15 07:18:44 PM  

Marcintosh: Amur


Aww...what a cute story to tell your daughter.



www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-02-15 07:27:27 PM  

The_Sponge: FTFA:

"The manager and owner allegedly called one or more of the plaintiffs by sexually derogatory nicknames, including one name that purportedly translates from Greek to English to suggest that someone has inspired a man to get an erection, the lawsuit alleges."


What's Greek for "young boy"?


Crowbar.
 
2012-02-15 07:32:45 PM  

ArkAngel: Comments from customers is one thing. From a manager is something different.



Actually, those kind of comments are pretty unacceptable from anyone in a public forum unless you're operating a phone sex line or brothel.
 
2012-02-15 07:38:06 PM  
I thought I saw a version of the breastaurant but aimed at women.

It had a great big sign out front that said, "FOOT LONGS."

But I hear I was wrong.

Also, I hate all these comments from people who think the girls had it coming. Come on guys, what part of look, but don't touch, don't you understand?
 
2012-02-15 07:46:51 PM  
To many folks it was a terrible blow
But the topless waitresses had to go
The problem was, when you come to grips
They had no place to put their tips.
 
2012-02-15 07:47:25 PM  
Again, if you have to peddle your staff as sluts, your food is crap.
 
2012-02-15 08:10:39 PM  
i still want to open a chicken themed restaurant with salads and such aimed at women office workers. yes, called The Big Cock. Yes, I will only hire big buff men who can't wear their shirts. No, I'm kind of a scrawny book nerd so I won't be one of them. Except on Halloween.
 
2012-02-15 08:46:24 PM  

Omahawg: i still want to open a chicken themed restaurant with salads and such aimed at women office workers. yes, called The Big Cock. Yes, I will only hire big buff men who can't wear their shirts. No, I'm kind of a scrawny book nerd so I won't be one of them. Except on Halloween.


You might be onto a profitable business model there, but you ought to consider a different target demographic.
 
2012-02-15 08:48:04 PM  
The Tilted Kilt has really good garlic fries
 
2012-02-15 08:54:05 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: Omahawg: i still want to open a chicken themed restaurant with salads and such aimed at women office workers. yes, called The Big Cock. Yes, I will only hire big buff men who can't wear their shirts. No, I'm kind of a scrawny book nerd so I won't be one of them. Except on Halloween.

You might be onto a profitable business model there, but you ought to consider a different target demographic.


The Big Flaming Cock?
 
2012-02-15 08:57:29 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Again, if you have to peddle your staff as sluts, your food is crap.


This isn't a really restaurant and neither is hooters. They're using bewbies to get you to buy alcohol. The fact that they serve food is not particularly relevant to their business model.

And the fact that I have to explain this to you means you're probably gay, NTTAWWT. :)
 
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