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(The Daily Show)   Jon Stewart and Ricky Gervais have a rational discussion about panda sex, porn, and raccoon humping   (thedailyshow.com) divider line 82
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2012-02-15 01:06:38 PM
God damn, Jon's "black eyes" line took it over the top.
 
2012-02-15 01:51:45 PM

Thorndyke Barnhard: God damn, Jon's "black eyes" line took it over the top.


I was okay with the consensual inter-species Panda/Racoon sex description right up until "turn it" and "throw it away".

That's when I lost it.

YMMV, of course.
 
2012-02-15 02:28:48 PM
Right up there with him talking w/Elmo and necrophilia comes up.
 
2012-02-15 02:35:27 PM
Well folks, the link is dead now. At least for me. Error 404
 
2012-02-15 03:00:26 PM
The sight of Ricky Gervais raping a raccoon brought me to tears... but in a good way.
 
2012-02-15 03:02:00 PM
Oh yeah, I watched that last night.

I've seen plenty of Daily Show guest interviews, and that was by far one of the funniest ones I've ever seen.
 
2012-02-15 03:03:09 PM
Did he mention that he's an athiest? Because he like to mention that he's an athiest.
 
2012-02-15 03:06:25 PM
Big. Wobbly. Spunk bomb.
 
2012-02-15 03:07:51 PM
I love that it wasn't even an interview, Just them hanging out for the most part.

Saw it live and woke the wife up from laughing so hard, I had tears streaming down.

"It's not ME raping a raccoon, it's me as a panda raping a raccoon."
 
2012-02-15 03:08:26 PM
I laughed so hard I saw spots. I need to lose some weight.
 
2012-02-15 03:08:59 PM
VERY funny
 
2012-02-15 03:10:09 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: I love that it wasn't even an interview, Just them hanging out for the most part.

Saw it live and woke the wife up from laughing so hard, I had tears streaming down.

"It's not ME raping a raccoon, it's me as a panda raping a raccoon."


I actually called mine over to watch it. I never do that. Just because it was so obviously spontaneous. and great.
 
2012-02-15 03:12:34 PM

Brother_Mouzone: DoBeDoBeDo: I love that it wasn't even an interview, Just them hanging out for the most part.

Saw it live and woke the wife up from laughing so hard, I had tears streaming down.

"It's not ME raping a raccoon, it's me as a panda raping a raccoon."

I actually called mine over to watch it. I never do that. Just because it was so obviously spontaneous. and great.


I rewound it so my husband could watch why I was on the floor laughing so hard. I also loved that Gervais completely lost it at Jon's "two black eyes" comment. Awesome--thought he was going to do a spit-take.
 
2012-02-15 03:13:28 PM
Glad they played the Johnny Depp clip, I just wished they played the whole thing.
//and gets away with it.
 
2012-02-15 03:14:56 PM
goddamn, that was funny.
 
2012-02-15 03:15:20 PM
I can't lie - I've never wanted to be an imaginary raccoon so much in my life.
 
2012-02-15 03:16:27 PM

pisceandreamer: Right up there with him talking w/Elmo and necrophilia comes up.


I told my husband, who's not a big Ricky Gervais fan, that he should watch the interview just to see how long it would take Stewart to lose control of it. If a producer couldn't handle Gervais with a freakin' puppet, what was Gervais going to be like with Stewart? Stewart never even had a chance--Gervais leaped right in with his panda story. Great "interview"--I cracked up all the way through.
 
2012-02-15 03:17:52 PM
I laughed my ass off last night watching that. Gervais gets so animated he stands up to make his point about pandas and racoons.
 
2012-02-15 03:19:21 PM
Fun fact: the red panda is a small animal that looks very similar to the raccoon, only more adorable.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-02-15 03:21:55 PM
Not sure which of these guys is all up in his own ass the most.

Actually never mind, it's Gervais.

Ever since he stopped being fat, he's become this unfunny prick. I guess fat people really are more jolly.
 
2012-02-15 03:26:13 PM
Haters gonna hate.

Sometimes an interview goes off the rails and it's merely awkward, but this one was pee-your-pants hilarious.
 
2012-02-15 03:26:22 PM

The First Four Katy Perry Albums: Not sure which of these guys is all up in his own ass the most.

Actually never mind, it's Gervais.

Ever since he stopped being fat, he's become this unfunny prick. I guess fat people really are more jolly.


Haters gonna hate, pandas gonna rape.
 
M-G
2012-02-15 03:30:57 PM
I was laughing so hard at that last night that my chest was sore.
 
2012-02-15 03:50:49 PM
It's always a treat when Gervais is a guest on TDS. I love how it gets so out of control, there's really no interview to speak of - just the two of them cracking each other up. Good fun to watch. :)
 
2012-02-15 03:59:46 PM
"Big Wobbly Spunk Bomb" would be a great band name.
 
2012-02-15 04:21:27 PM
Link (new window)
 
2012-02-15 04:23:28 PM

Bloody William: Fun fact: the redNATIVE AMERICAN panda is a small animal that looks very similar to the raccoon, only more adorable.


FTFYRA
 
2012-02-15 04:23:43 PM
I hit record so that I could show Mr. DeaH the interview this morning. I thought I might not laugh as hard on the second viewing. Nope. Started losing it again at "giant spunk bomb," and was in pain from laughing so hard by the time the raccoon was flipped around.
 
2012-02-15 04:34:04 PM
Saw it last night - was in tears.
 
2012-02-15 04:55:35 PM
"Karl, this is Ricky, after talking with Jon Stewart last night, we'd like you to go to the zoo in Beijing and fark a panda and a racoon."
 
2012-02-15 04:57:07 PM

Crewmannumber6: Did he mention that he's an athiest? Because he like to mention that he's an athiest.


He doesn't realy mention it much unless Piers Morgan asks him about it. Though, I notice that YouTube makes it look like he exists only in the context of the Atheist debate. Nobody even knew he was an atheist until he had two popular tv series and years of celebritydom under his belt.
 
2012-02-15 04:58:53 PM

brigid_fitch: pisceandreamer: Right up there with him talking w/Elmo and necrophilia comes up.

I told my husband, who's not a big Ricky Gervais fan, that he should watch the interview just to see how long it would take Stewart to lose control of it. If a producer couldn't handle Gervais with a freakin' puppet, what was Gervais going to be like with Stewart? Stewart never even had a chance--Gervais leaped right in with his panda story. Great "interview"--I cracked up all the way through.


To be fair, Stewart interviewing Gervais tends to turn out that way. In general Stewart likes to just shoot the breeze with fellow comedians instead of sticking to a strict interview format.
 
2012-02-15 04:59:01 PM

DeltaX: "Karl, this is Ricky, after talking with Jon Stewart last night, we'd like you to go to the zoo in Beijing and fark a panda and a racoon."


An Idiot Abroad Series 3: He Has No farking Chance
 
2012-02-15 05:00:27 PM

Thorndyke Barnhard: Crewmannumber6: Did he mention that he's an athiest? Because he like to mention that he's an athiest.

He doesn't realy mention it much unless Piers Morgan asks him about it. Though, I notice that YouTube makes it look like he exists only in the context of the Atheist debate. Nobody even knew he was an atheist until he had two popular tv series and years of celebritydom under his belt.


Not entirely true. Last time he was on TDS he spent the whole segment on it, including unveiling his athiest christmas cards. I wasn't really offended, justnot amused
 
2012-02-15 05:38:05 PM

brigid_fitch: pisceandreamer: Right up there with him talking w/Elmo and necrophilia comes up.

I told my husband, who's not a big Ricky Gervais fan, that he should watch the interview just to see how long it would take Stewart to lose control of it. If a producer couldn't handle Gervais with a freakin' puppet, what was Gervais going to be like with Stewart? Stewart never even had a chance--Gervais leaped right in with his panda story. Great "interview"--I cracked up all the way through.


Stewart didn't lose control of anything. He lets the guest determine whether they want to stick with promoting whatever they're on or just shooting shiat around. You'll notice that with comedians, it's almost always them just having fun.
 
2012-02-15 05:40:00 PM

Crewmannumber6: Thorndyke Barnhard: Crewmannumber6: Did he mention that he's an athiest? Because he like to mention that he's an athiest.

He doesn't realy mention it much unless Piers Morgan asks him about it. Though, I notice that YouTube makes it look like he exists only in the context of the Atheist debate. Nobody even knew he was an atheist until he had two popular tv series and years of celebritydom under his belt.

Not entirely true. Last time he was on TDS he spent the whole segment on it, including unveiling his athiest christmas cards. I wasn't really offended, justnot amused


Apparently it goes without saying that you have no God when you are having furry fantasies about being a raccoon-raping panda who turns the raccoons around and humps them in the eyes.
 
2012-02-15 05:46:53 PM
I read the comments first. Farkers said they were "in tears" and the video was "pee-your-pants hilarious." I then watched the video. There was not a single LOL moment for me. Not even a chuckle. Their conversation sounded like something a couple adolescent boys would talk about, or college students who are really really bored. Is animal sex new to you guys or something? Seems pretty standard, really. Maybe it's because I had a similar discussion when the Liger came out.

I'm sober right now, so there's that. Of course, I also don't have a man crush on John Stewart of Ricky Gervais which might be part of the problem. Was the video really that funny? Maybe if I get high and watch it I might find my LOL moment. I was really hoping for an LOL moment. I wanted to pee in my pants and cry from how awesomely hilarious the video was supposed to be.

I'm leaving depressed.
 
mhd
2012-02-15 05:50:25 PM

threedingers: "Big Wobbly Spunk Bomb" would be a great band name.


Better than "Prehistoric Rape Machine"?
 
2012-02-15 05:58:28 PM

jjwars1: I read the comments first. Farkers said they were "in tears" and the video was "pee-your-pants hilarious." I then watched the video. There was not a single LOL moment for me. Not even a chuckle. Their conversation sounded like something a couple adolescent boys would talk about, or college students who are really really bored. Is animal sex new to you guys or something? Seems pretty standard, really. Maybe it's because I had a similar discussion when the Liger came out.

I'm sober right now, so there's that. Of course, I also don't have a man crush on John Stewart of Ricky Gervais which might be part of the problem. Was the video really that funny? Maybe if I get high and watch it I might find my LOL moment. I was really hoping for an LOL moment. I wanted to pee in my pants and cry from how awesomely hilarious the video was supposed to be.

I'm leaving depressed.


I wasn't really pissing my pants either. For me it was more of a "heh, I can't believe they're actually talking about this".
 
2012-02-15 06:01:23 PM

jjwars1: I read the comments first. Farkers said they were "in tears" and the video was "pee-your-pants hilarious." I then watched the video. There was not a single LOL moment for me. Not even a chuckle. Their conversation sounded like something a couple adolescent boys would talk about, or college students who are really really bored. Is animal sex new to you guys or something? Seems pretty standard, really. Maybe it's because I had a similar discussion when the Liger came out.

I'm sober right now, so there's that. Of course, I also don't have a man crush on John Stewart of Ricky Gervais which might be part of the problem. Was the video really that funny? Maybe if I get high and watch it I might find my LOL moment. I was really hoping for an LOL moment. I wanted to pee in my pants and cry from how awesomely hilarious the video was supposed to be.

I'm leaving depressed.


What did you expect? If i was sitting in my underwear and watching it on a computer monitor, i probably wouldn't find it that funny either.
 
2012-02-15 06:20:57 PM

jjwars1: I'm leaving depressed.


kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com

/first time I've laid down this old and tired meme.
 
2012-02-15 06:25:15 PM

moralpanic: jjwars1: I read the comments first. Farkers said they were "in tears" and the video was "pee-your-pants hilarious." I then watched the video. There was not a single LOL moment for me. Not even a chuckle. Their conversation sounded like something a couple adolescent boys would talk about, or college students who are really really bored. Is animal sex new to you guys or something? Seems pretty standard, really. Maybe it's because I had a similar discussion when the Liger came out.

I'm sober right now, so there's that. Of course, I also don't have a man crush on John Stewart of Ricky Gervais which might be part of the problem. Was the video really that funny? Maybe if I get high and watch it I might find my LOL moment. I was really hoping for an LOL moment. I wanted to pee in my pants and cry from how awesomely hilarious the video was supposed to be.

I'm leaving depressed.

What did you expect? If i was sitting in my underwear and watching it on a computer monitor, i probably wouldn't find it that funny either.


Oh man, so that's what I was doing wrong! I didn't realize my clothing choice made things funnier! Next time I'll wear a fun Hawaiian t-shirt and some flip flops, because these non-pleated cargo khakis aren't working so well.

Oh! I also didn't realize things are not funny if seen through a monitor over that other thing that is exactly like a monitor. I should hook my computer up to the other monitor instead of my current monitor so it will be funnier.

/I kid
//I kid
///I know humor is subjective
////Thought my complaints would be semi amusing
slashies
 
2012-02-15 06:26:13 PM
The two best guests on The Daily Show is always Ricky Gervais and Dennis Leary. I know I'm in for a treat when either one of those two are on.

/neither one of them ever really promotes what they're there to promote.
 
2012-02-15 06:29:36 PM
I guess I was one of the few who thought the whole interview was a race to the bottom, with Gervais grabbing hold of the lowest common denominator from the start and Stewart having no control whatsoever. I think it goes against TDS's effort to be smart humor for smart people. This kind of thing is for the idiots at Jackass, not TDS.
 
2012-02-15 06:50:14 PM

Bloody William: Fun fact: the red panda is a small animal that looks very similar to the raccoon, only more adorable.


And the platypus has a bill and feet like a duck, but it's furry!

/ extra internets to whoever remembers this
 
2012-02-15 07:05:57 PM

jjwars1: I read the comments first. Farkers said they were "in tears" and the video was "pee-your-pants hilarious." I then watched the video. There was not a single LOL moment for me. Not even a chuckle. Their conversation sounded like something a couple adolescent boys would talk about, or college students who are really really bored. Is animal sex new to you guys or something? Seems pretty standard, really. Maybe it's because I had a similar discussion when the Liger came out.

I'm sober right now, so there's that. Of course, I also don't have a man crush on John Stewart of Ricky Gervais which might be part of the problem. Was the video really that funny? Maybe if I get high and watch it I might find my LOL moment. I was really hoping for an LOL moment. I wanted to pee in my pants and cry from how awesomely hilarious the video was supposed to be.

I'm leaving depressed.


I wish I could be half as cool as you are.
 
2012-02-15 07:06:07 PM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: The two best guests on The Daily Show is always Ricky Gervais and Dennis Leary. I know I'm in for a treat when either one of those two are on.


And Brian Williams. He's funny as hell.
 
2012-02-15 07:06:25 PM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: The two best guests on The Daily Show is always Ricky Gervais and Dennis Leary. I know I'm in for a treat when either one of those two are on.

/neither one of them ever really promotes what they're there to promote.


Will Farrell is another. Last time he walked on with that bat i just lost it.
 
2012-02-15 07:07:15 PM

Chotchkie's: I guess I was one of the few who thought the whole interview was a race to the bottom, with Gervais grabbing hold of the lowest common denominator from the start and Stewart having no control whatsoever. I think it goes against TDS's effort to be smart humor for smart people. This kind of thing is for the idiots at Jackass, not TDS.


Some people love both Dr. Strangelove and Dumb & Dumber, and don't feel ashamed of either simply because they don't quite fit into the same box.

Oh, and many of them enjoy Jackass as well.

Have fun being a stick in the mud.
 
2012-02-15 07:13:04 PM
I saw this last night when it was on and maybe chuckled a couple times nothing that hilarious. The panda bit reminded me of some Australian comics stand up routine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eqUtK61SOs NSFW,language. Meh different pokes for different folks I guess.
 
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