Lexx: Sybarite: Lexx: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

What's the difference between Emma Watson and a 10 year old? The photos come out largely identical, but you'll be arrested for having nude photos of the 10 year old.


It's weird how in North America there is now something wrong with the body of a fit young woman. You know, back in the days before people grew up shoving McNuggets down their throats all day, this was what most young women her age looked like.

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We use Scarlet Johanson as our reference model. If Watson was...16...when that pic was taken, and I was 16, I'd consider that hot. A budding beauty, so to speak. But her buds never flowered.

Not everyone needs or wants their women to have huge knockers. I have women with big and women with small ones and with her small frame there is no need for large ones. I prefer small to medium personally.

And she is 21 in that pic.

Timmy the Tumor: However, all the pedophile assholes on this site who have been beating off to Emma Watson since she was 11 are gonna' go apesh*t on this one.

I guess we can assume you missed all the Olsen Twins fun...


...what a frickin' buzzkill THAT turned out to be.

So, hang on a bit-- Guillermo del Toro is directing Beauty and the Beast? I didn't realise Beast was an eldritch abomination made of tentacles and inappropriately placed eyes.

Like the fist of a tender and affectionate god.

(Watson, I'd be dead of alcohol poisoning before del Toro became pretty.)

Been lovin' short hairs since Dolores O'Riordan from The Cranberries.



Still trying to decide if I like blond or brunette better.

urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

I realize my gay side may be is showing, but that is one hideous outfit she's wearing.

It would look better on my bedroom floor. (there, I feel straighter already)

Chameleon: As a thirty-year-old straight female, I am deeply uncomfortable with how Emma Watson makes me feel.

Go on...

Sybarite: Lexx: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

What's the difference between Emma Watson and a 10 year old? The photos come out largely identical, but you'll be arrested for having nude photos of the 10 year old.


It's weird how in North America there is now something wrong with the body of a fit young woman. You know, back in the days before people grew up shoving McNuggets down their throats all day, this was what most young women her age looked like.

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You mean like English girls who shove nothing but McNuggets down their throats?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4086801/Girl-eats-nothing-b u t-chicken-nuggets-for-15-years.html

Here's some eye bleach for all the chubby chasers who think Emma Watson has sharp knees.

I'm a third grade teacher.

Emma Watson does NOT look like a 10-year old boy. (And, honestly, if you see a picture of Emma Watson and starting thinking about 10-year old boys you are the most farked up person in the entire world.)

She looks like a very attractive, petite, early-20s female who happens to be rich and famous. I think dating her would be interesting.

iutodd32: I'm a third grade teacher.

Emma Watson does NOT look like a 10-year old boy. (And, honestly, if you see a picture of Emma Watson and starting thinking about 10-year old boys you are the most farked up person in the entire world.)

She looks like a very attractive, petite, early-20s female who happens to be rich and famous. I think dating her would be interesting.

She's smart enough that she'd run intellectual circles around pretty much any Farker.

Mike Chewbacca: She's smart enough that she'd run intellectual circles around pretty much any Farker.

Not a huge accomplishment. My ten month old can probably outdebate some of the politics tab trolls.

At least he's on the same level of communication with most of them.

I'd let her swallow my butterbeer.

Mike Chewbacca:She's smart enough that she'd run intellectual circles around pretty much any Farker.

Pffft-- Brown, mate.

Lexx: Heron: Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

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She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.

Do you really mean to say that lithe, petite women ought to live alone their entire lives and never have sex, because anyone who would want them must be a pervert? Good to know you think women can only rightly have a single body type, and that any man or woman who would even be ok with such a body, let alone find it very attractive, must be a child-rapist.

They don't have to live alone and never have sex. It's just farking weird to hold the under-developed type up as some kinda sex symbol.

And its condescending as hell to call an adult woman "under-developed" just because you don't like the way her body looks.

Evil Mackerel: jayhawk88: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

OK, Emma's hot, but seriously, that second picture looks like her head is turned 180 degrees around.

I was thinking the same thing.
it almost makes her hotter to me.

...I take it you're a True Blood fan?

I would violate every orifice on her body. Twice.

/3 times if she'd let her hair grow back.

Need more pics of Emma, right-stat-now.

xpisblack: So, hang on a bit-- Guillermo del Toro is directing Beauty and the Beast? I didn't realise Beast was an eldritch abomination made of tentacles and inappropriately placed eyes.

Actually, I think this means that Ron Perlman will the Beast... again

Mugato: Dude, she has small tits, so what? You are the type of assholes who make perfectly beautiful girls get bolt-ons.


I thought perfectly beautiful girls got bolt-ons to impress other women 'cause they be all catty and biatchy and competey.

If Emma looks like a 10 year old boy, then call me Michael Jackson because I don't give a fark.

If they ever actually do MoM, leave out the pseudo-Catholic bollocks Guillermo added to the story.

As in, the shoggoths referring to themselves as Legion (from the Bible Mark 5:9) and being the inspiration for devils. That ground was pretty much covered by Phantoms. Shoggoths don't give a shiat.

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Maybe it's the dress or her hunched over pose, but the picture on the right makes it look like her head is on her body backwards.

Maybe that's her mutant power.

What's more tiring: the sad closet cases who claim this woman looks like a ten year old boy, or the idea that these same closet cases think that that comment is anywhere near original?

gunga galunga: Universal balked at financing the movie at the proposed budget with anything but a PG-13 rating

And thus, another example of how the MPAA ratings system is a complete anathema to real filmmaking.

Despite NOT being sexually explicit, and NOT necessarily contingent on gore, a faithful adaptation of Lovecraft's At the Mountain Of Madness could never have a happy ending. Nor could it appeal specifically to the numerous 13-17 year-olds who have made the numerous Saw movies as profitable as they have been, despite each of those films being rated R, and despite it being illegal for them to be viewed.

Get it? Those naughty Saw movies featured naked women being frozen alive, people's heads being blown apart with collars made of shotgun shells, and numerous other characters killing each other, or at least passively watching them die, in horrible ways. But since its Lovecraft, featuring otherworldly beings that are science can neither explain nor justify, give it an NC-17? Really??!!

valar_morghulis: Need more pics of Emma, right-stat-now.

I'd Slytherin her Hufflepuff IYKWIMAITYD

Timmy the Tumor: Three hours of makeup can hide a lot of "plain" and make anyone look 10 years older.

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If that was 10 years younger it would be a puddle of sperm...........