If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Den Of Geek)   Guillermo del Toro to direct Beauty and the Beast, Emma Watson to star. Search continues for actress to play Beauty   (denofgeek.com) divider line 136
    More: Spiffy, Beauty and the Beast, At the Mountains of Madness, Ron Perlman, The Hobbit, period drama  
•       •       •

4298 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Feb 2012 at 11:08 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



136 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-02-15 12:11:52 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-02-15 12:12:43 PM

Timmy the Tumor: that's why you're a favorite


*takes a bow*

FlashHarry: emma watson has the body of a ten-year-old boy.

[i38.tinypic.com image 400x264]


How do you know what a ten-year-old boy's naked body looks like?
 
2012-02-15 12:14:25 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: BigBooper: ArkAngel: Teenwolf: [www.motivationals.org image 640x523]

Do you have the original of that?

Here you go
[drgullo.com image 400x500]
/hotlinked

Every time. I giggle every single time.


Yea, that one has two or three more uses before it gets old.

Which means we'll see it fifty.
 
2012-02-15 12:14:30 PM
Great, Hollywood remains out of ideas.

Redoing beauty and the beast is a tale that's as old as time
 
2012-02-15 12:17:03 PM

urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]


OK, Emma's hot, but seriously, that second picture looks like her head is turned 180 degrees around.
 
2012-02-15 12:17:41 PM
Okay, enough with being creepy towards the cute bi-curious girl, you're starting to creep me out.
 
2012-02-15 12:21:17 PM

FlashHarry: emma watson has the body of a ten-year-old boy.


You really shouldn't think about 10-year-old boys so much, Sandusky.
 
2012-02-15 12:24:53 PM

DrBenway: FlashHarry: emma watson has the body of a ten-year-old boy.

You really shouldn't think about 10-year-old boys so much, Sandusky.


You had a hell of a rack for a 10 year old boy, i suppose
 
2012-02-15 12:28:26 PM

Crewmannumber6: By the way, Guillermo Del Toro is the farkin shiat. I'll watch anything he makes


He was a creative consultant for Kung Fu Panda 2. Check it out.
 
2012-02-15 12:30:29 PM
Emma rips a loud, juicy one.

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2012-02-15 12:32:14 PM

Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.


media.funlol.com
 
2012-02-15 12:33:25 PM

urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]


OMG, so ugly and gross!!

/ rolls eyes
 
2012-02-15 12:34:09 PM

urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]


What's the difference between Emma Watson and a 10 year old? The photos come out largely identical, but you'll be arrested for having nude photos of the 10 year old.
 
2012-02-15 12:36:50 PM
I think the real thing we're missing is Guillermo Del Toro is directing which means that the Beast will probably have eyes in his palms and shiat
 
2012-02-15 12:37:18 PM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]


She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.
 
2012-02-15 12:37:18 PM

Mincer: Funbags: So, we get another rehash of this instead of At The Mountains Of Madness? Lame.

I'm guessing that after the debacle/disappointment that was The Hobbit he'll want to get a couple of surefire hits under his belt before he embarks on something as niche as Lovecraft


He was all set to do Mountains of Madness after he walked off The Hobbit. But Universal balked at financing the movie at the proposed budget with anything but a PG-13 rating. Del Toro refused to bother with watered-down, PG-13 Lovecraft and killed the project.

It may never happen. :(
 
2012-02-15 12:41:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-15 12:43:55 PM

Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]

She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.


There's nothing more pedophilac (is that even a word?) than a 20 year old woman, let me tell you. I make it a point to only fap to women with grey hair. It's the only way to be sure that I'm not a pedophile. I tried just NOT having sex with prepubescent girls, but in this day and age it's just not enough to not fark children. You have to completely shun everyone under 50 and weighing less than 110lbs.
 
2012-02-15 12:47:37 PM
I think she has a pretty face, she's not my body type though. Love all the farkers crying "pedophile" anytime somebody mentions they think she's hot. Pathetic.
 
2012-02-15 12:50:13 PM

Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]

She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.


Do you really mean to say that lithe, petite women ought to live alone their entire lives and never have sex, because anyone who would want them must be a pervert? Good to know you think women can only rightly have a single body type, and that any man or woman who would even be ok with such a body, let alone find it very attractive, must be a child-rapist.
 
2012-02-15 12:51:23 PM

Heron: Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]

She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.

Do you really mean to say that lithe, petite women ought to live alone their entire lives and never have sex, because anyone who would want them must be a pervert? Good to know you think women can only rightly have a single body type, and that any man or woman who would even be ok with such a body, let alone find it very attractive, must be a child-rapist.


*golf clap*

Well said. I love the guys on Fark who's main goal in life is to give every woman on the planet a body complex.
 
2012-02-15 12:52:21 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x931]


In THAT picture, and ONLY that picture, she actually looks like a young woman. In the rest she looks like a 14 year old who hasn't hit puberty yet.

mooseyfate: Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]

She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.

There's nothing more pedophilac (is that even a word?) than a 20 year old woman, let me tell you. I make it a point to only fap to women with grey hair. It's the only way to be sure that I'm not a pedophile. I tried just NOT having sex with prepubescent girls, but in this day and age it's just not enough to not fark children. You have to completely shun everyone under 50 and weighing less than 110lbs.


In every picture I've seen of her, save one, she has no curves to speak of, is quite skinny, and has a boyish hair cut. None of these things lends a sense of adult femininity to her. God, there are 18 year old pornstars who look more like a woman than Emma Watson.
 
2012-02-15 12:53:03 PM

cherryl taggart: gunga galunga: Millennium: I don't know; I think she'd do quite well as Vincent.

/obscure?

Nope.

Especially not since Guillermo del Toro loves casting Ron Perlman, Vincent was the first thing I thought of.

Amen. There is no other Beast.


Too bad he's old enough to be Watson's grandfather. With all the makeup, in theory he could act younger but people would know, and of course if the story includes transforming into a handsome young prince then Perlman ain't the guy, even if he was younger. On the other hand the Phantom of the Opera is written as old guy.
 
2012-02-15 12:53:32 PM

Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]

She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.


27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-15 12:54:27 PM

Tat'dGreaser: *golf clap*

Well said. I love the guys on Fark who's main goal in life is to give every woman on the planet a body complex.


well, it's always nicer to say you're alone because there is no mate that meets your standards, as oppsed to realizing you're alone for failing to meet the standards of a mate.

/ think about the farker's feelings
 
2012-02-15 12:55:02 PM

Heron: Lexx: Boeheimian Rhapsody: Lexx: Call me when she hits puberty.

[media.funlol.com image 555x694]

She's cute, but still has about 4-5 years of maturing to go before she hits hot. You know, facial features, personal style, curves, etc.

Oh, she's a full grown adult? Well then. I guess she was put on this earth to give closet pederasts a socially-acceptable target to ogle.

Do you really mean to say that lithe, petite women ought to live alone their entire lives and never have sex, because anyone who would want them must be a pervert? Good to know you think women can only rightly have a single body type, and that any man or woman who would even be ok with such a body, let alone find it very attractive, must be a child-rapist.


They don't have to live alone and never have sex. It's just farking weird to hold the under-developed type up as some kinda sex symbol.
 
2012-02-15 12:56:54 PM

pute kisses like a man: well, it's always nicer to say you're alone because there is no mate that meets your standards, as oppsed to realizing you're alone for failing to meet the standards of a mate.

/ think about the farker's feelings


That's why I've come to love tattoo threads. Apparently most of the guys here have an opportunity everyday to shoot down a woman that has tattoos.
 
2012-02-15 12:58:23 PM

pute kisses like a man: Tat'dGreaser: *golf clap*

Well said. I love the guys on Fark who's main goal in life is to give every woman on the planet a body complex.

well, it's always nicer to say you're alone because there is no mate that meets your standards, as oppsed to realizing you're alone for failing to meet the standards of a mate.

/ think about the farker's feelings


I've had a long-term (serious) girlfriend who was even more petite than Emma Watson. I liked her for her personality. I *would* be slightly disturbed if someone considered her some kind of sexual ideal.

//I'm single, not because I fail to meet the standards of the women I've dated, and not because they've failed to meet mine, but because I've failed to develop feelings stronger than lust + fond affection for any of them. Affection ain't love.
 
2012-02-15 12:58:42 PM
Three hours of makeup can hide a lot of "plain" and make anyone look 10 years older.

data.whicdn.com
 
2012-02-15 01:00:06 PM

Wellon Dowd:

You always post the best pics, but this indicates she's engaged, or married. Which is bad.

 
2012-02-15 01:01:03 PM

Tat'dGreaser: pute kisses like a man: well, it's always nicer to say you're alone because there is no mate that meets your standards, as oppsed to realizing you're alone for failing to meet the standards of a mate.

/ think about the farker's feelings

That's why I've come to love tattoo threads. Apparently most of the guys here have an opportunity everyday to shoot down a woman that has tattoos.


Tats, on a beautiful woman, are akin to graffiti on a statue of Venus. On an average woman they're akin to racing stripes on a Ford Focus.

That said, there are some unconventional beauties I've seen, with ridiculously intricate tattoo coverage over their whole bodies, who were smoking hot.
 
2012-02-15 01:01:48 PM

gunga galunga: Mincer: Funbags: So, we get another rehash of this instead of At The Mountains Of Madness? Lame.

I'm guessing that after the debacle/disappointment that was The Hobbit he'll want to get a couple of surefire hits under his belt before he embarks on something as niche as Lovecraft

He was all set to do Mountains of Madness after he walked off The Hobbit. But Universal balked at financing the movie at the proposed budget with anything but a PG-13 rating. Del Toro refused to bother with watered-down, PG-13 Lovecraft and killed the project.

It may never happen. :(


The obvious solution is to make Cthulhu the titular Beast in this movie.
 
2012-02-15 01:04:34 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x931]


Wowza. THAT is a beautiful woman. Anyone claiming that looks like a 10 year old boy needs to get their eyes, head AND junk examined by the appropriate doctors immediately.
 
2012-02-15 01:19:21 PM

Tat'dGreaser: That's why I've come to love tattoo threads. Apparently most of the guys here have an opportunity everyday to shoot down a woman that has tattoos.


Although Mrs. Argh is ink free, there's nothing wrong with well executed tattoos on women. Crappy ink at the level of "prison ink" on the other hand isn't sexy. I have seen some great coverup work in my time though, and some artists I've known will actually cut you a bit of a deal for coverup if the covered piece is particularly regrettable.

Then again Fark's Studman69 population are all dating 10 BMI, flawlessly skinned, natural blonde models.

/she's a bit boyish for my taste, but I can see where a decent number of men would crawl over glass for her
//not part of my freebie 5
 
2012-02-15 01:20:40 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: gunga galunga: Mincer: Funbags: So, we get another rehash of this instead of At The Mountains Of Madness? Lame.

I'm guessing that after the debacle/disappointment that was The Hobbit he'll want to get a couple of surefire hits under his belt before he embarks on something as niche as Lovecraft

He was all set to do Mountains of Madness after he walked off The Hobbit. But Universal balked at financing the movie at the proposed budget with anything but a PG-13 rating. Del Toro refused to bother with watered-down, PG-13 Lovecraft and killed the project.

It may never happen. :(

The obvious solution is to make Cthulhu the titular Beast in this movie.


Did you know I had the titular lines in both Star Wars and Out of Africa?
 
2012-02-15 01:23:20 PM
dancindan84:
Wowza. THAT is a beautiful woman. Anyone claiming that looks like a 10 year old boy needs to get their eyes, head AND junk examined by the appropriate doctors immediately.

Maybe they got so used to seeing 30 year old actors play high school students on tv and movies, they forgot what young adults typically look like.
 
2012-02-15 01:24:05 PM

Timmy the Tumor: Three hours of makeup can hide a lot of "plain" and make anyone look 10 years older.


Holy shiat, she looks about ten!
 
2012-02-15 01:28:44 PM

desertmouse: That's some fine studman69 work there, Subby.


Done in one.

Is she uber-hot? No. But she's hot.
 
2012-02-15 01:37:53 PM

Chameleon: As a thirty-year-old straight female, I am deeply uncomfortable with how Emma Watson makes me feel.


i2.photobucket.com
 
2012-02-15 01:39:49 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x931]


What a 10 year old boy looks like, apparently.
 
2012-02-15 01:43:48 PM

jjwars1: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x931]

What a 10 year old boy looks like, apparently.


That's why I coach little league.
 
2012-02-15 02:00:08 PM

Lexx: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

What's the difference between Emma Watson and a 10 year old? The photos come out largely identical, but you'll be arrested for having nude photos of the 10 year old.



It's weird how in North America there is now something wrong with the body of a fit young woman. You know, back in the days before people grew up shoving McNuggets down their throats all day, this was what most young women her age looked like.

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-15 02:07:15 PM

Sybarite: Lexx: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

What's the difference between Emma Watson and a 10 year old? The photos come out largely identical, but you'll be arrested for having nude photos of the 10 year old.


It's weird how in North America there is now something wrong with the body of a fit young woman. You know, back in the days before people grew up shoving McNuggets down their throats all day, this was what most young women her age looked like.

[26.media.tumblr.com image 467x700]


We use Scarlet Johanson as our reference model. If Watson was...16...when that pic was taken, and I was 16, I'd consider that hot. A budding beauty, so to speak. But her buds never flowered.
 
2012-02-15 02:08:16 PM

BigBooper: ArkAngel: Teenwolf: [www.motivationals.org image 640x523]

Do you have the original of that?

Here you go
[drgullo.com image 400x500]
/hotlinked


There's a casting agent out there whose got a sense of humor and knows memes well enough to put those two in the same film.
 
2012-02-15 02:14:44 PM

Sybarite: Lexx: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

What's the difference between Emma Watson and a 10 year old? The photos come out largely identical, but you'll be arrested for having nude photos of the 10 year old.


It's weird how in North America there is now something wrong with the body of a fit young woman. You know, back in the days before people grew up shoving McNuggets down their throats all day, this was what most young women her age looked like.

[26.media.tumblr.com image 467x700]


More of it is because she's a tomboy(the short hair, she can easily pass as an effeminate dude).
 
2012-02-15 02:29:26 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com

Maybe it's the dress or her hunched over pose, but the picture on the right makes it look like her head is on her body backwards.
 
2012-02-15 02:32:34 PM

Donnchadha: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

Maybe it's the dress or her hunched over pose, but the picture on the right makes it look like her head is on her body backwards.


I was wondering why her shoulder blades need a bra.
 
2012-02-15 02:41:47 PM
i598.photobucket.com

The pic on the right makes me think of:

Well I was walking down the street just a havin' a thing
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink!
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
He stared and me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again!
 
2012-02-15 02:54:29 PM

jayhawk88: urban.derelict: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 630x472]

OK, Emma's hot, but seriously, that second picture looks like her head is turned 180 degrees around.


I was thinking the same thing.
it almost makes her hotter to me.
 
2012-02-15 02:57:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
Displayed 50 of 136 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report