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(NBC Philadelphia)   Problem: Your neighbor complains about your dogs pooping in his yard. Solution: murder him   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 95
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2012-02-15 09:05:10 AM
This is more appropriate way of dealing with it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Im1bCKoQs8
 
2012-02-15 09:08:21 AM
I'm all for shooting people that don't pick up their dog's sh*t, Tyrick be doin' it wrong.
 
2012-02-15 09:49:23 AM
I'd like to point out that this won't actually stop the dog from crapping in his yard. Shoot the dog, you idiot.
 
2012-02-15 10:03:49 AM
Neighbors say the victim left behind a wife and a 2-month-old baby

...and two pooping-assed dogs.
 
2012-02-15 10:19:52 AM
the guy or the dog?
 
2012-02-15 10:20:43 AM
No jury will convict him.
 
2012-02-15 10:20:45 AM
So what's the big deal?
 
2012-02-15 10:20:56 AM
i hate to say it but... ach i cant admit how i feel about this without actually being perceived as a not so good human being. which i suppose i am not, but appearances must be kept up.
 
2012-02-15 10:21:04 AM
I don't approve, but I understand.
 
2012-02-15 10:22:02 AM
Better solution? Fling it through his open windows with a pooper-scooper. Either that or put it in his BBQ grill and close the lid so he doesn't see it until he needs to actually use the grill.
 
2012-02-15 10:22:56 AM

Father_Jack: i hate to say it but... ach i cant admit how i feel about this without actually being perceived as a not so good human being. which i suppose i am not, but appearances must be kept up.


Your supposed to say: "I'm not saying he should have done it, but I understand"
 
2012-02-15 10:23:02 AM
I'm not saying that it's right, but I understand.

Please pick up your dog's feces, and please keep your cat off of my car.
 
2012-02-15 10:24:26 AM
How stupid. Murder the dogs too!
 
2012-02-15 10:27:12 AM
Shoot the dog and owner with a paintball gun after giving them due warning of their tresspassing. I think that would be a measured, preportional response. There's no need to escalate it further unless the dog-owner initiates greater violence.
 
2012-02-15 10:28:23 AM
Subby got it backward. The guy that got shot is the guy with the shiat all over his lawn.
 
2012-02-15 10:28:58 AM

Marcus Aurelius: Neighbors say the victim left behind a wife and a 2-month-old baby

...and two pooping-assed dogs.


Jeez, that is just lazy , either wipe out to whole family unit or not at all.I'm so sick of people half assing things.No one likes being left behind.
/nice lawn
 
2012-02-15 10:29:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-15 10:31:11 AM
So now he'll get to live in a cell with someone else who will poop on the floor.
 
2012-02-15 10:31:30 AM

TheYeti: I'm not saying that it's right, but I understand.

Please pick up your dog's feces, and please keep your cat off of my car.


the thing is... you CANT CONTROL A CAT. walking a dog and letting it poop everywhere? complete control over that. when someone lets their cat out? it is not on a leash it goes where its little tiny feline brain tells it to go.
 
2012-02-15 10:31:50 AM
Neighbor's dog ripped apart our garbage and left it strewn all over our driveway this morning. Took me about an hour to clean the mess up, including the remains of the bag of shrimp heads.

Murder? Letting him off too easy.
 
2012-02-15 10:32:35 AM
I had a neighbor who would let her football dog poop in our yard. I mentioned something to her at some point, she said it wouldn't happen anymore. It kept happening, so I broke out the snow shovel and started shoveling the poop onto her front porch. That stopped it for a little while. Then I stepped in another pile while getting Christmas decorations out of the crawlspace, and I lost it. I took my shoe off, went over, pounded on her door. When she answered, I yelled at her to stop letting her ratdog shiat in our yard. She said she didn't do it, I shoved my shiat-smeared shoe in her face and said, "My farking shoe says otherwise. Keep your damned dog in your own damn yard." No more issues after that.

Then she moved out, and another neighbor started walking the dog in the old neighbor's yard ("But I NEVER crossed over into your yard!"). I started finding little turds here and there, and had mentioned offhand at a neighborly gathering that maybe people should keep their dogs in their own yards or at least clean up after them if you let them in other peoples' yards. I found more dog crap in my yard, so I bagged it, and threw it up on her porch in the bag. She decided to be funny and put the bag o' crap on my car. I decided to be funnier and threw it in her pool.

She stopped bringing her dogs over here, too.

I like dogs as much as the next guy, but if I don't have a dog, there is no reason why I should be cleaning up dog shiat out of my yard.

/would never shoot someone over it, though...
 
2012-02-15 10:32:55 AM
The dog owner shot the guy who was complaining, not the other way around....

Subby and a modmin need to be slapped with a rolled up newspaper.
 
2012-02-15 10:33:21 AM
I swear to god, I sometimes feel like my girlfriend and I are the only people in the apartment complex that clean up after their dog.

I have also discovered that I now apparently always have at least one plastic bag somewhere on my person...

/Never had a dog before moving in...
 
2012-02-15 10:33:34 AM

I_Am_Weasel: This is more appropriate way of dealing with it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Im1bCKoQs8


Only after first trying to catch it and stapling its ass shut like in the movie The Burbs
 
2012-02-15 10:34:36 AM
I'm not saying that the guy should have did what he did, but mr poopy dogs was asking for trouble.

Don't let your dogs poop on other people's yards and your chances of being shot in the neck for letting your dogs poop on other people's yards are suddenly reduced to zero.
 
2012-02-15 10:34:56 AM

TheYeti: and please keep your cat off of my car.


How would you suggest a cat owner does that? Strong words with the cat?
 
2012-02-15 10:35:12 AM
As someone who has to deal with this at my apartment building I can sympathize with the headline (drtfa). A neighboring apartment allows dogs but has no grass, we don't allow dogs but we have a lawn. I confronted the guy while his dog was running loose in the yard and he laughed it off. I called the police and notified them of the 2007 ordinance saying that dog owners must clean up after their dogs. The police said they don't enforce the law unless someone asks them too, someone other than a renter of course. I've already come up with some plans, but I'm open to suggestions.
 
2012-02-15 10:36:03 AM
Do what I did. Confront the offender in the act and tell them "Pick up your dogs sh*t right now or you will WEAR it home." Amazing how quick they will whip out a plastic bag and pick up that nice little steaming pile.
 
2012-02-15 10:37:18 AM
dog owner was the shootist.
don't mess with his dogs.
 
2012-02-15 10:38:32 AM
What, no hero tag?

Man up, subby.

:0
 
2012-02-15 10:38:53 AM
Do what I do :

1. Get a shovel
2. Scoop up poo with shovel
3. Fling poo back into neighbors yard
 
2012-02-15 10:40:04 AM
Tyrirk Harris, 27, is accused of killing his 47-year-old neighbor Franklin Manuel Santana, according to Philadelphia Police.

Cops say Santana confronted Harris over his dogs.


The shooter is the one with the shiatty dogs. He lets his dogs poop all over the neighborhood, and kills his neighbors.
 
2012-02-15 10:41:14 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

RIP
 
2012-02-15 10:44:50 AM
Lsherm
Shoot the dog, you idiot.

"There are turds on my lawn,
They must be his, his dog is gone."
 
2012-02-15 10:45:54 AM

SubBass49: Either that or put it in his BBQ grill and close the lid so he doesn't see it until he needs to actually use the grill.


Oh, that's good. That's so good that I actually wish I had a neighbor whose dog crapped on my lawn so I could use it.
 
2012-02-15 10:48:19 AM
I always clean up after my dog. I will even pick up other poop if I find it on the ground near where my dog is pooping.

Can someone please explain why some folks lose it if I drop the poop bag in their trashcan? I've been yelled at for this in the past. I often carry it home with me, drop it in a public bin or try to drop it in a can of a neighbor who I know has a dog, all just to avoid the psychos who think there is something sacred about their trash that will be spoileed by a bag of poop.
 
2012-02-15 10:49:04 AM
So this is what happens when the shiat hit the fan, or in this case lawn.
 
2012-02-15 10:49:06 AM
Dog shiat makes a statement.

I had a neighbor who allowed his dog to leave massive turds on my lawn. After speaking directly with the dog owner and getting nowhere, I collected his dog's droppings and delivered a month's worth to the errant owner's lawn. Never a problem since.

My next-door neighbor had a problem with joggers climbing his split-rail fence to take short-cuts through his yard. Some fresh dog shiat around the fence stopped that practice as well.

I believe in the awesome power of Negative Reinforcement.

/and so I have not needed to kill anybody
 
2012-02-15 10:49:56 AM

Vivianne: Subby got it backward. The guy that got shot is the guy with the shiat all over his lawn.


Subby is an idiot, and apparently, so is every single farker in this thread, up until you.

Congratulations.

Sigh.
 
2012-02-15 10:50:46 AM
I can understand, but he really should have just shot the dogs. He probably would get a suspended sentence and parole instead of being locked away for ten years, but the dead guy sounds like a real asshole for a) letting his dogs out unleashed and b) fighting with neighbors if they call him out on it (FTFA: "There have been arguments over these dogs in the past."). Hard to feel sorry for someone like that.

I am happy to live in a neighborhood where dog walkers pick up after their canine friends. We have about twenty active couples walking in the neighborhood at night and I've never once had dog poop in my yard. Since I love cats I don't mind the three neighborhood cats that come around (plus they love rabbits and I love gardening, so it is a win for everyone).

Actually our neighborhood is pretty nice overall. No neighbors I hate, but we don't have block parties or crap like that. The only annoying thing is the neighbor kids playing in our yard. I don't care if they run across, but the neighbor girl likes to peek in our windows (creepy and I've told her parents in which she got in BIG trouble, but she still does it) and then their 3-year-old likes to take his big wheel over our lawn and garden which rips up the grass and my plants. Unless my husband has a migraine and they are being extremely loud, I just ignore them. I figure in a few years it will be video games and shopping they are more concerned with.

Plus I can't say much. Our yard is pretty ugly because my husband never did any yard work (he would wait for the city to send him a notice to cut the grass before he would cut it) so it is nothing except weeds. I've tried overseeding and weed killer which has done nothing. It really needs to be completely killed with Roundup and re-seeded, but at that point I'd rather convert it into a xeric garden and not waste money watering the damn thing.

/Random rant is random
//I got 2 hours of sleep last night, can anyone tell?
 
2012-02-15 10:50:51 AM
The guy who complained was murdered, not the guy who let his dog shiat in other people's yards.

I guess he felt he was "disrespected" and had to "defend" his "honor."
 
2012-02-15 10:53:39 AM

namegoeshere: Tyrirk Harris, 27, is accused of killing his 47-year-old neighbor Franklin Manuel Santana, according to Philadelphia Police.

Cops say Santana confronted Harris over his dogs.


The shooter is the one with the shiatty dogs. He lets his dogs poop all over the neighborhood, and kills his neighbors.


Well, what the hell else are you going to do when your parent names you Tyrirk. Perhaps his mom was a Star Trek fan and tried to condense James Tiberius Kirk into one name.
 
2012-02-15 11:02:16 AM
Didn't I see this in that movie "The 'Burbs"?
 
2012-02-15 11:04:17 AM
1) Stick dog-poop in their mailbox. Smear it on their mail.
2) Break into their house and take a wretched soft-serve in the cat-box. (They'll look at the cat's asshole in amazement for days!)
3) Smear dog-poop under driver's seat of their car.
4) Pound it into fuel-fill receptacle of their car.
5) profit!
 
2012-02-15 11:04:17 AM

betelgeux: As someone who has to deal with this at my apartment building I can sympathize with the headline (drtfa). A neighboring apartment allows dogs but has no grass, we don't allow dogs but we have a lawn. I confronted the guy while his dog was running loose in the yard and he laughed it off. I called the police and notified them of the 2007 ordinance saying that dog owners must clean up after their dogs. The police said they don't enforce the law unless someone asks them too, someone other than a renter of course. I've already come up with some plans, but I'm open to suggestions.


Paintball or airsoft gun is usually entertaining. If no one uses the lawn except the dog owner put mousetraps all over the place. Or just get a deterrent like the Dog Dazer.
 
2012-02-15 11:06:11 AM

Portugal. The Man: The guy who complained was murdered, not the guy who let his dog shiat in other people's yards.

I guess he felt he was "disrespected" and had to "defend" his "honor."


Ah I totally missed that. Then I rescind my statement and the dog owner needs to spend the rest of his life in jail and I feel sorry for the victim's family. Though I still agree shooting the dogs would have been an acceptable solution.
 
2012-02-15 11:07:40 AM

Felgraf: I swear to god, I sometimes feel like my girlfriend and I are the only people in the apartment complex that clean up after their dog.

I have also discovered that I now apparently always have at least one plastic bag somewhere on my person...

/Never had a dog before moving in...


I feel that way too. My dog is a whole 10 pounds but one of the neighbors has a dog that's over 60 pounds, it's quite obvious who's making the mess when the mess is bigger than half the dogs in the complex. The building next to mine is worse, there are messes every foot or so and once again it's pretty obvious who the offender is because they are the only ones with big dogs.
 
2012-02-15 11:07:50 AM
Know how I know that only 6 posters up to this point actually READ TFA?
 
2012-02-15 11:20:03 AM

Hollyfeld: Can someone please explain why some folks lose it if I drop the poop bag in their trashcan? I've been yelled at for this in the past.


Really? Really?!?

Imagine, if you will, it's a hot summer day and you're happily cleaning your home, fill up your kitchen trash; can you so tie up the bag to dump your trash in your outside city can. You open up the lid and WHOOSH!!! The fecid smell of shiat blasts your face after sitting in your trashcan in the summer heat and bowls you over.

/Common sense is not so common.
 
2012-02-15 11:21:49 AM
The dude that was shot was not the owner of the crapping dogs. He went down to complain to the neighbor that let his little shiat machines run free in the neighborhood. That's a pathetic thing to die over. If I have to be shot I want it to be because I boned my neighbors twin 17 year old daughters and filmed it (hypothetically).
 
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