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2012-02-15 10:20:15 AM
Oh, she sounds like a winner.

Salon: The Internet's capital of navel-gazing.
 
2012-02-15 10:55:49 AM
The entire article seemed mendacious.
 
2012-02-15 10:57:57 AM
Backpage
 
2012-02-15 11:03:54 AM
Fine fiction writing but I don't buy a word of it. $200 for a BJ? Not if you were Sasha Grey or Scarlett Johannsson honey
 
2012-02-15 11:08:17 AM
Mayflower madam meets the internet.
 
2012-02-15 11:08:38 AM

BalugaJoe: mendacious


THIS.
 
2012-02-15 11:08:52 AM

Magorn: Fine fiction writing but I don't buy a word of it. $200 for a BJ? Not if you were Sasha Grey or Scarlett Johannsson honey


$200? Does that include swallowing?
 
2012-02-15 11:09:14 AM
This article reminded me what a very close friend of mine told me once: "I'm a better mistress than a wife."
 
2012-02-15 11:09:55 AM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-02-15 11:09:56 AM
That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?
 
2012-02-15 11:10:42 AM

BalugaJoe: The entire article seemed mendacious.


What are you talking about, I believed every word. Especially the bit about the car crash and the only person she could call was the john she had never met, so she did and he filled out a police report with her having never met her.
 
2012-02-15 11:13:29 AM

Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?


bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus
 
2012-02-15 11:14:04 AM
Oh, and roses = dollars
 
2012-02-15 11:14:55 AM
There are very few people who can't be motivated to have sex for compensation, men or women. The key there is proper motivation.

I dated an ex-prostitute. She's a wonderful woman, and you'd never know of her past.
 
2012-02-15 11:15:58 AM

Theaetetus: ... but wtf are the other acronyms?


Full Service, Dining at the Y, Bare Backed Blow Job.

/Not that I have any personal experience in this, mind you
 
2012-02-15 11:16:08 AM
As there's no such thing as a woman with a heart of gold, must less a prostitute, why on earth should I care about some ambulatory hose-bag's ersatz feelings about selling her only useful body part for a buck?

1/10
 
2012-02-15 11:17:37 AM
i.imgur.com

So what does this chart mean? Is all of Salon's public stock really worth only $170,000? Did they file for bankruptcy or am I looking at the wrong thing or failing to understand (which of course is not unusual for me.)

In the comments, there's a claim Salon is dumping "Ask the Pilot" because he doesn't fit in with their "edgy" vibe.
 
2012-02-15 11:18:17 AM

dj_spanmaster: There are very few people who can't be motivated to have sex for compensation, men or women.


I disagree. Sexual exclusivity is positively correlated to IQ.
 
2012-02-15 11:18:19 AM

bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus


Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?
 
2012-02-15 11:19:39 AM

Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?


0.tqn.com

"No idea man, that's weird."
 
2012-02-15 11:19:55 AM

Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?


"Ladies" and "girls"? Which acronyms are you failing to understand?.
 
2012-02-15 11:20:38 AM

bhcompy: Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?

bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus


I wonder if she does DVDA.
 
2012-02-15 11:21:07 AM

Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?


Heh, I was going to ask why it's called "dine at the Y" but I figured it out from your post. :-)
 
2012-02-15 11:24:57 AM

Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?


Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.
 
2012-02-15 11:26:38 AM

Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?


To get the taste of Bud Light out of their mouth.
 
2012-02-15 11:27:41 AM

AcneVulgaris: Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?

Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.


I couldn't imagine wanting to go down on a prostitute.

I don't even like to put my socked feet inside rented bowling shoes.
 
2012-02-15 11:29:00 AM

bhcompy: daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus


On a hooker? Ewww. What next, licking public washroom doorknobs?
 
2012-02-15 11:31:22 AM

Wise_Guy: AcneVulgaris: Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?

Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.

I couldn't imagine wanting to go down on a prostitute.

I don't even like to put my socked feet inside rented bowling shoes.


Well, part of the deal with this type of prostitute is that she's not supposed to be the street corner girl, she's supposed to be the otherwise normal girl looking for some action on the side and you're suspension of disbelief is supposed to carry you through
 
2012-02-15 11:32:03 AM

bhcompy: Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?

bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus


What's the FS mean?
 
2012-02-15 11:32:53 AM

bhcompy: Wise_Guy: AcneVulgaris: Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?

Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.

I couldn't imagine wanting to go down on a prostitute.

I don't even like to put my socked feet inside rented bowling shoes.

Well, part of the deal with this type of prostitute is that she's not supposed to be the street corner girl, she's supposed to be the otherwise normal girl looking for some action on the side and you're suspension of disbelief is supposed to carry you through


I guess I don't have that good of an imagination.
 
2012-02-15 11:33:28 AM

Karac: bhcompy: Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?

bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

What's the FS mean?


I'd guess 'full sex'.
 
2012-02-15 11:33:29 AM

Karac: bhcompy: Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?

bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

What's the FS mean?


assuming it means full service (intercourse)
 
2012-02-15 11:33:59 AM
She sounds empowered
 
2012-02-15 11:35:11 AM
Any Farkette hookers plying their trade here?

Or do I need to get TotalFark for that info?
 
2012-02-15 11:35:21 AM

BalugaJoe: The entire article seemed mendacious meretricious.


FTFM
 
2012-02-15 11:36:09 AM

bhcompy: Wise_Guy: AcneVulgaris: Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?

Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.

I couldn't imagine wanting to go down on a prostitute.

I don't even like to put my socked feet inside rented bowling shoes.

Well, part of the deal with this type of prostitute is that she's not supposed to be the street corner girl, she's supposed to be the otherwise normal girl looking for some action on the side and you're suspension of disbelief is supposed to carry you through


You put an add on craigslist. You pay a girl $200 for a beej. You imagine that she's not a hooker, that you're her first john, and that you can save her from a life of whoredom.
That's not suspension of disbelief; that's massive head trauma that occured while watching Pretty Woman.
 
2012-02-15 11:37:08 AM

doubled99: Any Farkette hookers plying their trade here?

Or do I need to get TotalFark for that info?


It's worth it at only 5 roses a month.
 
2012-02-15 11:37:11 AM
Supply and demand ... supply and demand.
 
2012-02-15 11:37:15 AM

AcneVulgaris: Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?

Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.


I just threw up in my mouth a little.

This whole article makes me want to go and shower it all off. Gah.
 
2012-02-15 11:37:34 AM

asmodeus224: She sounds empowered


Don't mock third-wave feminism. That shiat is making it easier to get laid every day.
 
2012-02-15 11:38:53 AM

Karac: bhcompy: Theaetetus: That night I got online. It was just as she'd described: SWM seeks non pro, GFE, a little fun. FS. DATY. BBBJ. A lady that speaks GREEK, possibly, a road of possibilities, a chance encounter, no strings attached. For 200 roses, 300 reasons, a generous donation, a happy ending. You can start any day that you like.

SWM = single white male
Non-pro = non professional
GFE = girlfriend experience (says it in the article)
Greek = anal
And the 200, 300 bit seems like a reference to prices...

... but wtf are the other acronyms?

bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

What's the FS mean?


Full service--vaginal sex.
 
2012-02-15 11:40:09 AM
Win big Mama's fallen angel...
 
2012-02-15 11:41:16 AM

Karac: bhcompy: Wise_Guy: AcneVulgaris: Wise_Guy: bhcompy: bbbj = bareback bj
daty = "dine at the y" aka cunnilingus

Why would one would want to eat out a hooker?

Maybe they like the flavor of a hotdog tuna sammich.

I couldn't imagine wanting to go down on a prostitute.

I don't even like to put my socked feet inside rented bowling shoes.

Well, part of the deal with this type of prostitute is that she's not supposed to be the street corner girl, she's supposed to be the otherwise normal girl looking for some action on the side and you're suspension of disbelief is supposed to carry you through

You put an add on craigslist. You pay a girl $200 for a beej. You imagine that she's not a hooker, that you're her first john, and that you can save her from a life of whoredom.
That's not suspension of disbelief; that's massive head trauma that occured while watching Pretty Woman.


Well, I imagine you're pretty desperate at that point, so you're already in an altered mental state

/granted hookers are cheaper than dating
 
2012-02-15 11:43:12 AM

nelsonal: What's the FS mean?

Full service--vaginal sex.


That's not full service in my book.

That should be factory for a prostitute.

Full service should include three orifices, a sandwich, a video and a photo album.
 
2012-02-15 11:43:18 AM
FTFA: I didn't want to grow up. In the weeks and months after our breakup, I slept with anyone who'd have me - most of my male classmates and some of the women - until I'd alienated many of the people who had once been my friends. I was guilt-ridden. I was alone.

It was a Tuesday night after class, and I'd had three or four drinks at the bar. It was one of those nights where no matter how much I drank, I couldn't get drunk. No one would talk to me either; I went home alone, pitiful and unsafe in my own skin.


WOE IS ME.

What terrible thing. I felt bad and then had sex with a bunch of people.

fark off lady. We men have it much worse.

If only we could have sex with at least a dozen people when we were feeling bad and downtrodden :(

This is what feminists don't get. Men and women ARE NOT EQUAL. Yes, they should be equal in terms of legal rights, as law shouldn't favor one or the other. I'm talking about everything from physical qualities to behavioural practices.

Closed the article after that.
 
2012-02-15 11:43:27 AM

Karac: What's the FS mean?


Fart Sniffing.

Rip Dashrock: On a hooker? Ewww. What next, licking public washroom doorknobs?


Hey, LPWD really gets some folks off.
 
2012-02-15 11:47:13 AM
But does she offer MSOG?
 
2012-02-15 11:47:40 AM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-02-15 11:49:12 AM

theotherbilly: Win big Mama's fallen angel...


Lose it all, rolling the dice of her life.
 
2012-02-15 11:49:51 AM

James F. Campbell: dj_spanmaster: There are very few people who can't be motivated to have sex for compensation, men or women.

I disagree. Sexual exclusivity is positively correlated to IQ.


It actually is a statement more to the pliability of desires than to intelligence. The woman I spoke of was very well emotionally and mentally manipulated into performing the acts. Then you have drugs and the threat of violence. And don't forget the classic, "Would you sleep with me for [twelve figure] dollars?"
 
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