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I can't remember what I was going to say.

Your girlfriend kept me up all night, and I don't remember if I wore a hat.

This seems familiar.

This seems familiar

I LOL'd

As someone who couldn't sleep last night, I'm getting a kick out of...something...what was it now?

I/m too tired to make a post here

apnea is a biatch

golf clap

THIS

Clever...

I never have trouble sleeping because I usually pass out drunk.

True Fact: I got a lousy night's sleep last night. So I'll be grumpy and groggy all day now.

So... you can all fark off. Wankers.

Impressive.

I cant remember where I heard this, but did you know that if you have trouble sleeping it may affect your memory later on...

I remember reading something about this.

I went to sleep at a perfectly crumulent hour, but I have no idea when I got up and stripped naked and closed my bedroom door.

/Oh God I drank half the bottle

SlightlyManic: I once took an Ambien and forgot I took Ambien so I took Ambien. Ambien.

It's Lunesta + ear plugs for me. I'll take the Lunesta "someone-left-a-rusty-penny-in-my-mouth" aftertaste over the Ambien walrus adventures any day.

bgddy24601: rkiller1: [img848.imageshack.us image 628x288]



Not sure if serious, or just dense.

What's sad is this joke is the funniest for me all day.

Thatcher slept 4 hours a night, and Meryl Streep now informs me she's batty as a fruitcake.

RexTalionis: Between my history of insomnia and my family history of senility and dementia, my later years are probably going to be pretty awful. Maybe I'll shot myself before that time come.

Same here. I'll probably just jump out of an airplane and 'forget' to pull the cord on the 'chute.

Braindeath: What's sad is this joke is the funniest for me all day.

Even funner that a few folks are falling over themselves to explain the gag. As if we're a bunch of morans.

Jackpot777: [i301.photobucket.com image 611x140]

Wait, those got redlit? I remember seeing them, thought it was actually a good use of the repeat-headline meme.

wha??
must have been a dream...

i uh

what was i hear for?

This commercial must be targeting those people.

Great, as if only getting about 1/3 the amount of REM sleep I'm supposed to was bad enough. According to the sleep studies I've had, I do a small amount of REM sleep right after I go to sleep, then I skip it entirely. Which usually causes me to wake up after 3 to 5 hours. Then I can't go back to sleep.

Been like this for 20 years now, irritating.

I posted something in the other thread, but I forgot what it was.

Zafler: Great, as if only getting about 1/3 the amount of REM sleep I'm supposed to was bad enough. According to the sleep studies I've had, I do a small amount of REM sleep right after I go to sleep, then I skip it entirely. Which usually causes me to wake up after 3 to 5 hours. Then I can't go back to sleep.
Been like this for 20 years now, irritating.

I've done that myself for most of my life. I've heard it's because of low-grade depression, and it is a lot worse when I'm bummed out. Then I lie awake half the night thinking of even worse stuff.....

I don't know about REM sleep, but if I do manage to get back to sleep, I'm almost always dreaming right until I wake up, even if I sleep as long as I want to.

I was going to post something here, but now I can't remember what it was. Must be because i had trouble sleeping last night. I think they did a study on that and how it ... wait, I was going to post something here, but now I can't remember what it was.

Great. Something else for me to fret over.

/Chronic imsomniac.
//Spent time in the sleep lab.
///Tried Ambien, but the Walrus showed up.

I was going to post something here, but now I can't remember what it was.

cryinoutloud: I don't know about REM sleep, but if I do manage to get back to sleep, I'm almost always dreaming right until I wake up, even if I sleep as long as I want to.

Outside of alcohol induced dreams, I haven't had any that I remember since I was 11.

Zafler: cryinoutloud: I don't know about REM sleep, but if I do manage to get back to sleep, I'm almost always dreaming right until I wake up, even if I sleep as long as I want to.

Outside of alcohol induced dreams, I haven't had any that I remember since I was 11.



Take a nicotine lozenge before you go to bed.

You'll then have incredibly in-depth lucid dreams, and you'll broadly remember them. You'll be shocked how you could ever forget them.

Zafler: cryinoutloud: I don't know about REM sleep, but if I do manage to get back to sleep, I'm almost always dreaming right until I wake up, even if I sleep as long as I want to.

Outside of alcohol induced dreams, I haven't had any that I remember since I was 11.

Maybe this is the dream.

I may suffer from insomnia, but at least I don't suffer from insomnia!


/recycled jokes

I can't remember if I sleep well.