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(Daily Mail)   Airport security makes MILF go through body scanner three times, for obvious reasons (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2012-02-15 01:51:12 AM  
8 votes:
imgboot.com
2012-02-15 12:51:47 AM  
3 votes:
Scanner? I hardly know her
2012-02-15 01:21:17 AM  
2 votes:

RexTalionis: Can you blame them? They're stuck grabbing some dude's balls for most of the day.


Hey man, whatever they do when they get off work is none of my business.
2012-02-15 12:56:08 AM  
2 votes:
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to get down on your knees and look up into this camera and shake this shake-weight over your head for me.
2012-02-15 12:49:57 AM  
2 votes:
TSA = tit seeking asshats
2012-02-15 12:44:59 AM  
2 votes:
Not my type at all, but I guess I could see the appeal for an overweight, balding rentacop.
2012-02-15 12:26:46 AM  
2 votes:
*puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Um, why are they letting males have access to scans of females in the first place?

Why can't there was female to female/ male to male rule like in body pat downs?

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*
2012-02-15 09:51:16 AM  
1 votes:
The term "MILF" gets thrown around a lot these days... Much like "epic" and "literally." While she is not unattractive, she's not a MILF. Hasn't anyone seen how sharp her knees are?

What a MILF might look like:


www.babble.com


/Bridget Moynahan FTepicW!
2012-02-15 05:48:28 AM  
1 votes:
Seriously? This can get people hot?

i.dailymail.co.uk

chanarchive.org
2012-02-15 04:38:49 AM  
1 votes:
As I am not hot, female, young or blonde I have NEVER been searched, questioned or otherwise detained at an airport. I manage this by looking like a cross between charles manson, a religious fanatic and the lead singer of a heavy metal band. As we all know, this is the cliched look for a film terrorist. My 82 year old mother on the other hand is searched EVERY time she goes through, as is my neice.

Protip : If you want to avoid searches, look like a terrorist.
2012-02-15 04:32:10 AM  
1 votes:

Dialectic: MILF is an acronym for "Mother I'd Like to F*ck".


images.blahpers.com
2012-02-15 02:19:40 AM  
1 votes:
The first X-ray body scanner was developed in 1992 by Steven W. Smith. He sold the technology and rights to Rapiscan Systems, who now manufacture and distribute the device.

Pronounced "Rapey Scan".
2012-02-15 01:53:13 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe they just wanted some cooking tips?

content.scholastic.com
2012-02-15 01:18:38 AM  
1 votes:
Can you blame them? They're stuck grabbing some dude's balls for most of the day.
2012-02-15 01:07:41 AM  
1 votes:

quatchi: *puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Um, why are they letting males have access to scans of females in the first place?

Why can't there was female to female/ male to male rule like in body pat downs?

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*


*puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Some women are attracted to women. Some men are attracted to men. Some of both are attracted to both. Short of having all patdowns and scans performed by eunuchs, any rule requiring particular individuals to patdown or scan particular sexes is pointless nonsense.

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*
2012-02-15 01:00:40 AM  
1 votes:
Actually, I would talc that ass.
i.imgur.com
2012-02-15 12:58:51 AM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Preview fail.

"Why can't there be a female..."

*hangs head in shame*


You've also got an RTFA FAIL, since the article mentions the TSA agent was female.
2012-02-15 12:54:08 AM  
1 votes:
Sharp knees.
2012-02-15 12:47:21 AM  
1 votes:
God bless those brave TSA agents for trying to render that sandy-coonted breeder sterile with excessive exposure to radiation...
2012-02-15 12:40:15 AM  
1 votes:
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but c'mon.
2012-02-15 12:28:07 AM  
1 votes:
Preview fail.

"Why can't there be a female..."

*hangs head in shame*
 
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