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(Daily Mail)   Airport security makes MILF go through body scanner three times, for obvious reasons (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-02-15 12:26:38 AM  
I'd hit it.
 
2012-02-15 12:26:46 AM  
*puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Um, why are they letting males have access to scans of females in the first place?

Why can't there was female to female/ male to male rule like in body pat downs?

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*
 
2012-02-15 12:28:07 AM  
Preview fail.

"Why can't there be a female..."

*hangs head in shame*
 
2012-02-15 12:31:56 AM  
The better question, quatchi, is "Why can't we get rid of this ridiculous security theater and go back to the metal detectors?"

/The answer is money in the pocket of the defense contractors
 
2012-02-15 12:38:20 AM  

Gig103: The better question, quatchi, is "Why can't we get rid of this ridiculous security theater and go back to the metal detectors?"

/The answer is money in the pocket of the defense contractors


Could not agree with you more, Gig. Just saying in the meanwhile while we're waiting for people to realize that terrorism has been wildly over-stated as a threat in order to justify lining the pockets of defense contractors that maybe a little common sense and decency might be in order.
 
2012-02-15 12:40:15 AM  
I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but c'mon.
 
2012-02-15 12:44:59 AM  
Not my type at all, but I guess I could see the appeal for an overweight, balding rentacop.
 
2012-02-15 12:46:00 AM  
No..
 
2012-02-15 12:47:21 AM  
God bless those brave TSA agents for trying to render that sandy-coonted breeder sterile with excessive exposure to radiation...
 
2012-02-15 12:47:31 AM  
My God, that man must have a gigantic penis.
 
2012-02-15 12:47:49 AM  
Subby ran out of "hot" teacher stories.
 
2012-02-15 12:49:57 AM  
TSA = tit seeking asshats
 
2012-02-15 12:50:05 AM  

quatchi: Gig103: The better question, quatchi, is "Why can't we get rid of this ridiculous security theater and go back to the metal detectors?"

/The answer is money in the pocket of the defense contractors

Could not agree with you more, Gig. Just saying in the meanwhile while we're waiting for people to realize that terrorism has been wildly over-stated as a threat in order to justify lining the pockets of defense contractors that maybe a little common sense and decency might be in order.


You forget, common sense is not common... sadly.
 
2012-02-15 12:51:37 AM  
Hit it and quit it
 
2012-02-15 12:51:47 AM  
Scanner? I hardly know her
 
2012-02-15 12:52:36 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: My God, that man must have a gigantic penis.

bank account.
 
2012-02-15 12:53:16 AM  
Given that this lady is no more beautiful than, say, 70% of women, should we assume she possesses an anomaly that could only be detected by a scanner, like puffies or thumb nipples?

Mmmm, puffies. I'm going with those.
 
2012-02-15 12:54:08 AM  
Sharp knees.
 
2012-02-15 12:55:46 AM  
I like how MailOnline, in order to discuss a story about TSA agents viewing the woman 3 times in the scanner, uses even more pictures of her in the story. Seems like no one can get enough of her (though I don't understand why--she's only moderately attractive).
 
2012-02-15 12:56:08 AM  
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to get down on your knees and look up into this camera and shake this shake-weight over your head for me.
 
2012-02-15 12:56:16 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Mambo Bananapatch: My God, that man must have a gigantic penis. bank account.


Well, one or the other. He's definitely hitting over his weight, which is not inconsiderable.
 
2012-02-15 12:56:24 AM  
WTF is up with this headline?

Airport security makes married mother go through body scanner THREE times... after telling her she had a 'cute' figure

Is that really necessary?
 
2012-02-15 12:56:44 AM  

quatchi: Gig103: The better question, quatchi, is "Why can't we get rid of this ridiculous security theater and go back to the metal detectors?"

/The answer is money in the pocket of the defense contractors

Could not agree with you more, Gig. Just saying in the meanwhile while we're waiting for people to realize that terrorism has been wildly over-stated as a threat in order to justify lining the pockets of defense contractors that maybe a little common sense and decency might be in order.


You say that like suddenly the American public will gain a few IQ points and become enlightened to the obvious. People are stupid and easily frightened. No one's going to make a fuss until it's required to have a rectal exam to watch television.
 
2012-02-15 12:58:17 AM  
I always go for the pat-down. If they want security theater, then let's go for maximum spectacle -- some random guy grabbing my crotch in public.

/haven't yet had the balls to go through with a kilt worn in the traditional manner
 
2012-02-15 12:58:30 AM  
Sortofwant.jpeg
 
2012-02-15 12:58:51 AM  

quatchi: Preview fail.

"Why can't there be a female..."

*hangs head in shame*


You've also got an RTFA FAIL, since the article mentions the TSA agent was female.
 
2012-02-15 12:59:04 AM  
I'd give her a good patdown.
 
2012-02-15 12:59:17 AM  
Pro Tip: Do not enter radiological devices maintained by people whose next career choice involve interrogations that start with: "Would you like to super-size that?"

In the US, you can refuse scanning. Just walk up and say "opt out". Verbally abuse them about TSA folk standing around and wasting your time until someone comes to grope you. When they do, insist on clean gloves and insist on a sterile station... if you have time, demand that you watch them sterilise it -- "I just saw some guy put his shoes on that while getting redressed. How do you know he didn't just fertilise his lawn in those shoes?"

When they do grope you and get to your privates, let out a barely audible "Unhhhhhh".

The TSA are a net negative on society. Yes, I travel... internationally... several times a year. I make time to do all of the things listed above. If you're mistreated, here are the folks you should demand to talk to, in order of escalation:

1) supervisor
2) duty manager
3) FSD (if on site)
4) your airline's Ground Security Coordinator (GSC)
5) airport Director's Office (if open)
6) local police if 5) is closed, AND you can trust the local police, which you often can't - so be careful with this one
 
2012-02-15 12:59:29 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: WTF is up with this headline?

Airport security makes married mother go through body scanner THREE times... after telling her she had a 'cute' figure

Is that really necessary?


No, but it kinda helps.
 
2012-02-15 12:59:39 AM  

gsxec: Sharp knees.


Yeah, you could hijack a plane with those knees. No wonder they had to be extra careful with her.
 
2012-02-15 12:59:58 AM  

Gig103: The better question, quatchi, is "Why can't we get rid of this ridiculous security theater and go back to the metal detectors?"

/The answer is money in the pocket of the defense contractors


If a larger % of people opted for the pat-down, it would clog up the system to the point that something would have to change.
 
HBK
2012-02-15 01:00:14 AM  

emersonbiggins: Given that this lady is no more beautiful than, say, 70% of women, should we assume she possesses an anomaly that could only be detected by a scanner, like puffies or thumb nipples?


Where the fark do you live? Or are you still in college? For over thirty, this lady's good looking.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-02-15 01:00:24 AM  
The last time I flew (out of Hartsfield), they didn't say anything about options, everybody just went through the rotating device and then some puny black dude rubbed down my right leg. Weird as hell.
 
2012-02-15 01:00:40 AM  
Actually, I would talc that ass.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-15 01:01:30 AM  
The comments on that site just validated why I come to Fark for intelligent discussion.
 
2012-02-15 01:04:55 AM  

quatchi: *puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Um, why are they letting males have access to scans of females in the first place?

Why can't there was female to female/ male to male rule like in body pat downs?

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*


quatchi: Preview fail.

"Why can't there be a female..."

*hangs head in shame*


This had me rotflmao, thank you so much for sharing your moment of tardness with the rest of us.
 
2012-02-15 01:04:57 AM  

HBK: emersonbiggins: Given that this lady is no more beautiful than, say, 70% of women, should we assume she possesses an anomaly that could only be detected by a scanner, like puffies or thumb nipples?

Where the fark do you live? Or are you still in college? For over thirty, this lady's good looking.


She's very plain. She's good liking in the sense that there's nothing wrong with her... But she's not.cute or pretty or anything.
 
2012-02-15 01:06:10 AM  
Didn't they get enough pr0n when they stole my laptop?
 
2012-02-15 01:06:20 AM  

libranoelrose: The comments on that site just validated why I come to Fark for intelligent discussion.


It is a European site, so it is understandable if their prose is too sophisticated for your tastes. Americans like to dumb it down a bit.
 
2012-02-15 01:07:41 AM  

quatchi: *puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Um, why are they letting males have access to scans of females in the first place?

Why can't there was female to female/ male to male rule like in body pat downs?

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*


*puts on Captain Obvious Hat*

Some women are attracted to women. Some men are attracted to men. Some of both are attracted to both. Short of having all patdowns and scans performed by eunuchs, any rule requiring particular individuals to patdown or scan particular sexes is pointless nonsense.

*takes off Captain Obvious Hat*
 
2012-02-15 01:07:41 AM  
What a shock. Perverts work at the TSA. They always seemed like such respectable government employees until this one single event.
 
2012-02-15 01:09:27 AM  

jshine: If a larger % of people opted for the pat-down, it would clog up the system to the point that something would have to change.


Yeah, I always choose the pat down, but after going through it, I don't blame people for not wanting too. It's pretty invasive, and I feel like if I did that to anyone it would be a clear case of molestation.
 
2012-02-15 01:10:17 AM  
media.monstersandcritics.com
 
2012-02-15 01:13:08 AM  

Gig103: jshine: If a larger % of people opted for the pat-down, it would clog up the system to the point that something would have to change.

Yeah, I always choose the pat down, but after going through it, I don't blame people for not wanting too. It's pretty invasive, and I feel like if I did that to anyone it would be a clear case of molestation.


Couldn't you at least use some humor to mask the uncomfortableness?

"All right, you're good."
"Could you do it again? My doctor charges an arm and a leg for these prostate exams."
 
2012-02-15 01:13:12 AM  
If she asked nicely, I guess I'd let her ride me, dressed as a clown while being recorded by one of the members of mini kiss.
 
2012-02-15 01:14:00 AM  

umad: libranoelrose: The comments on that site just validated why I come to Fark for intelligent discussion.

It is a European site, so it is understandable if their prose is too sophisticated for your tastes. Americans like to dumb it down a bit.


It's not continental though.
 
2012-02-15 01:14:47 AM  
Just imagine the sheer amount of "Hall of Fame" galleries on TSA personnel's USB thumb drives. Every day at work is Rule 34.
 
2012-02-15 01:15:06 AM  
I have seen this before--and I'm pretty sure it was in Dallas. TSA guys were sending ONLY women through and were definitely selecting out the 'hotter' ones.

I'm glad someone brought a complaint against them.
 
2012-02-15 01:17:03 AM  
Day after Christmas in the San Jose airport, I saw them send hundreds of people through the normal metal detector, then the one hot drunk MILF in a wife beater immediately in front of me through the date rape scanner. Then the large black TSA agent somewhat forcibly grabbed my shoulder and redirected me back to the normal metal detector.

I'm not saying it was boobies ... but it was boobies.

/America
 
2012-02-15 01:17:56 AM  
Must have been a slow day at the Dallas International Airport if she was the best looking woman going through security.
 
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