Personally, I think basing a final paper in an advanced writing class on any Van Halen song is prolly worth at least a two semester suspension on principle alone.

Looking up "Advanced Critical Writing" at Oakland University brings us to this introductory video by Pamela Mitzelfeld, who, upon further investigation, doesn't seem to have a problem getting into bed with students.

A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

What's his Fark handle

I had a college student once produce a gauzy oil painting of me, based on a photo he took through my office window.

It helps to roll with it, and not freak out.

/Mrs Servo laughed just a little too hard about it, though

The student is rather dorky / creepy / sinister looking. (pick one)

If his mind isn't on the academic material, I'd find a rule to apply against him, too.

GWSuperfan: So, I went on the school's website and looked up who is teaching "Advanced Critical Writing" this semester.

You did a better job than I. The other female teaching the online course isn't very cute either. Perhaps it was to the male online teacher.

/ You might remember him from ENG 215: Fundamentals of Grammar and his brother on the Simpsons.

I am writing my thesis proposal on MTV VJ's vajayjays. Vanessa Minnillo's sugary-tasting honey pie, required the bulk of my research time constraints and attention. However, as I near the end of my dissertation; I find Susie Castillo's proficient utilization of Jägermeister-soaked Mardi Gras beads extracted from my anus while simultaneously reaching climax has certainly presented me with a quandary. The deciding factor, I suppose will inevitably how much enjoyment I receive when Minnillo suggested we film our recent research. We are currently working on a video in which my penis is grasped tightly and then thrust into a crispy fried piece of cod. Immediately, a lemon wedge is jammed into my ass, a cup of malt vinegar is splashed into my eyes and the fish filet is gobbled from around my wanker. I am calling the project....

Hot for Treacher's

Terrible article to have been greened, this article is much better, and I am sure there are better still.

OU student describes teacher in essay: 'Tall, blond, stacked' By Kim Kozlowski The Detroit News

Being a guy is tough because the male brain is clogged by thoughts of sex most of his life, a 56-year-old student wrote in an assignment at Oakland University that has since led to his suspension.

In a journal entry inspired by the Van Halen rock band song "Hot for Teacher," Joseph Corlett described how his sexual thoughts have waned from 100 to 20 a day, but he is still attracted to numerous college instructors. He described the 50-year-old OU English lecturer who assigned him to keep the journal and later read it.

"Tall, blond, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile," he wrote. "I'm toast, but I stay."

Now Corlett, a Lake Orion resident, has been suspended for three semesters at OU, barred from campus and required to undergo sensitivity counseling - even though his instructor told him that no material was off limits in the journal he was assigned to keep for his Advanced Critical Writing class.

But he is fighting back and appealing the decision to protect his First Amendment rights.

"How can the university's attorneys not know that this is unconstitutional?" said Corlett, who has been married for 30 years. "They have to do the right thing and drop this. They are on the wrong side of the Constitution."

He even has the support of the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE), which attempted to intervene with university officials. When the Philadelphia-based organization was unsuccessful, it posted Corlett's compositions and other documents online.

"The university has no leg to stand on in terms of the student's speech and behavior," said Adam Kissel, FIRE vice president of programs. "It seems like the people who don't like him think he is creepy, not that he has broken any laws. It's not against the law to be perceived as creepy."

OU spokesman Ted Montgomery declined to comment, saying it was a "student conduct issue."

The OU English instructor involved in the case could not be reached for comment.

But in documents posted on FIRE's website, the English instructor referred to Corlett's writings as inappropriate and outlined safety concerns, pointing to Corlett's vocal defense of carrying concealed weapons on campus.

"Either (he) leaves campus or I do," according to an email attributed to her.

Soon after, Corlett was pressured to withdraw from his winter semester classes by university officials....

OU Faculty motto: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, and words can only hurt me."

This guy must have been an old, fat, balding, ugly, broke loser. If it was some rich, handsome guy this wouldn't have been an issue. Why is it when men get hit on by an unattractive women they are supposed to be polite and tactful when they decline. But when a woman gets hit on by an unattractive man not only is it acceptable for them to be completely disrespectful when they reject them, but the fact they they were hit on constitutes harassment.

The dude looks just like a guy my wife used to work for who spent most of his time hitting on the young girls he hired in the office. After a bit of a reorg my wife ended up in management and a few months later had the extreme pleasure of being one of the two folks who got to call him into a conference room and fire his sleazy ass.

/but not for the harassment unfortunately

ongbok: This guy must have been an old, fat, balding, ugly, broke loser. If it was some rich, handsome guy this wouldn't have been an issue. Why is it when men get hit on by an unattractive women they are supposed to be polite and tactful when they decline. But when a woman gets hit on by an unattractive man not only is it acceptable for them to be completely disrespectful when they reject them, but the fact they they were hit on constitutes harassment.

it's rock, paper, scissors - just replace them with penis, brain, tits (or your pref of anatomy) and then try to figure out who covers who and who cuts what.

What's his Fark handle?

culebra: What's his Fark handle?

And that's what I get for not reading the thread!

buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.

She couldn't have been too bright to assume a male judge of a thespian competition could be tempted by sex.

Got into bed and married one of my university students, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/first words I ever said to her were, "Please be quiet."

buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.

"How can the university's attorneys not know that this is unconstitutional?" said Corlett, who has been married for 30 years. "They have to do the right thing and drop this. They are on the wrong side of the Constitution."

Tinker v. Des Moines. They just might be within their Constitutional rights to boot this guy. It will be hard to prove, but it is possible.

Obligatory.

//Subby

Ed Willy: She couldn't have been too bright to assume a male judge of a thespian competition could be tempted by sex.

Heh heh.

There is another way:



/one of the lecturers at my university was "allegedly" thrown out of Oxford for offering to give a female student a First Class Degree in exchange for some hot backdoor action
//bloody good lecturer
///got an Upper Second
////through studying...

Dahnkster: I am writing my thesis proposal on MTV VJ's vajayjays. Vanessa Minnillo's sugary-tasting honey pie, required the bulk of my research time constraints and attention. However, as I near the end of my dissertation; I find Susie Castillo's proficient utilization of Jägermeister-soaked Mardi Gras beads extracted from my anus while simultaneously reaching climax has certainly presented me with a quandary. The deciding factor, I suppose will inevitably how much enjoyment I receive when Minnillo suggested we film our recent research. We are currently working on a video in which my penis is grasped tightly and then thrust into a crispy fried piece of cod. Immediately, a lemon wedge is jammed into my ass, a cup of malt vinegar is splashed into my eyes and the fish filet is gobbled from around my wanker. I am calling the project....

Hot for Treacher's

Daaaamn.
That were awesome.
+eleventy
Hope you like green...

Dahnkster: around my wanker.



/otherwise most risible...

Dahnkster: Hot for Treacher's

That's a favoritin'. Cool blue. Long overdue.

Maybe he just needed help straightening out his Longfellow.

technicolor-misfit: buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.


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'cuz remember, guys, if you're not willing to take up a woman's offer for sex any time she offers it, even...no, especially at a time when it could be morally, ethically, or legally inconvenient for you to do so...you're a flaming homo!

On a side note, Rochester is an awesome suburb in Michigan. I love it.

JasonOfOrillia: Maybe he just needed help straightening out his Longfellow.

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Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

After I leave this here:



Couldn't find one of them together.

RoyBatty: It's not against the law to be perceived as creepy.

Thank fark for that or we'd all be screwed

IlGreven: technicolor-misfit: buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.


[boozeworthy.com image 477x316]

'cuz remember, guys, if you're not willing to take up a woman's offer for sex any time she offers it, even...no, especially at a time when it could be morally, ethically, or legally inconvenient for you to do so...you're a flaming homo!

I hate to agree with this...but, I completely agree with this. As awesome as the hot action is going to be, the life ruining consequences will suck.

A buddy of mine was a long term high school sub for a teacher on maternity leave. He had multiple girls implying they'd trade sex for grades. Did he want to take them to poundtown? Hell yes he did. He didn't though, because it wouldve destroyed his life. Sometimes the pussy just isn't worth it.

/csb...maybe.

buckler:

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.

You should have asked her to hook up with a fellow actress. Nothing hotter than watching two thespians go at it.

Reading the better article, they guy is right and this is bullshiat.

He didn't turn in a paper, he wrote it in his journal, which was supposed to be open to any topic. And she was also upset that he wrote defending the concept of concealed weapons on campus.

Simple rule for men: If you're ugly or old, or might be considered ugly or old (like if you aren't appearing in men's wear ads or are over the age of 25), never make any suggestions that you might want to have sex with ANY women, even if they're uglier and/or older than you. Someone WILL be offended, and you WILL get in deep shiat for it.

Learn to spend your nights playing video games instead. MMOs can provide the social outlet you need, and you won't end up in jail, where you not only will have no chance with women, but also be getting your salad tossed by other guys.

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buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away



Two of the worst stories I've ever heard.

eraser8: When I was an undergrad, a TA approached a friend DURING THE FINAL EXAM and asked her if she'd like to go out with him on a date.

That was one of the most inappropriate things I'd ever had personal knowledge of. But, she handled it with grace and equanimity.


When I was in college we had a history prof that was stunningly attractive. She was going over requirements for a paper and asked 'any more questions?'.

One guy stood up and said 'Would you ever date a student?'. Without ever batting an eye or missing a beat, she said 'Sure, but not you.'

/One of the best OH SNAP! moments I've ever seen.
//As hot as she was, i dobut it was the first time she'd had to deal with that situation.

He has a Facebook page bragging about the incident.