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(WILX Michigan)   Flirting with your professor is a common and effective way to get ahead in class. But writing a whole paper about wanting to fark your prof when you're a 56 year old male student will get you a three-semester suspension   (wilx.com) divider line 61
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2012-02-15 10:18:31 AM

bearcats1983: A buddy of mine was a long term high school sub for a teacher on maternity leave. He had multiple girls implying they'd trade sex for grades. Did he want to take them to poundtown? Hell yes he did. He didn't though, because it wouldve destroyed his life. Sometimes the pussy just isn't worth it.

/csb...maybe.


You just have to dismember them and feed the parts to zoo animals afterwards. It's all cool.
 
2012-02-15 10:32:15 AM

GWSuperfan: According to The Oakland Post, Oakland University's independent student newspaper, Sherry Wynn Perdue, the director of Oakland University's Writing Center and the instructor's immediate supervisor, said that Corlett "never once addressed the course readings but instead used it as a platform to sexualize the instructor, describe his sexual relationship (or lack thereof) with his wife, write about a student in the course, and compose a fake letter from the course instructor to himself in which he admits that his entries are inappropriate and would be met with a visit to the Dean of Students."


Flunk his ass out then. Avoid the whole free speech issue. Failing grade and out the door.

/can you even fail out of OU...?
 
2012-02-15 11:51:46 AM
I'm finding this thread very difficult to fap to.
 
2012-02-15 12:03:15 PM

Persnickety: I'm finding this thread very difficult to fap to.


Mostly because the people that actually decided to take hot teen vagina ended up in jail on rape charges.

There's are some thing worth ruining your life for, but farking a teenager is unfortunately not one of them.
 
2012-02-15 04:58:57 PM
I knew a clueless guy in high school who did that for his creative writing course final assignment.He basically wrote bad fanfiction about him sleeping with the teacher for marks as the final assignment. It also had other characters tell him how cool and awesome he was, plus dialog right from the porno school of exposition. The best part was him having to fade to black at the actual sex; we were guessing he did that because he had no clue what actually went on.

He ended up getting a C. IIRC the only non-grammar/spelling correction comment on the entire paper was "interesting".
 
2012-02-15 07:29:00 PM

bigbadideasinaction: I knew a clueless guy in high school who did that for his creative writing course final assignment.He basically wrote bad fanfiction about him sleeping with the teacher for marks as the final assignment. It also had other characters tell him how cool and awesome he was, plus dialog right from the porno school of exposition. The best part was him having to fade to black at the actual sex; we were guessing he did that because he had no clue what actually went on.

He ended up getting a C. IIRC the only non-grammar/spelling correction comment on the entire paper was "interesting".


No "See me After Class" or would that be plagiarizing the opening line of his assignment?
 
2012-02-15 07:49:01 PM

Ed Willy: bigbadideasinaction: I knew a clueless guy in high school who did that for his creative writing course final assignment.He basically wrote bad fanfiction about him sleeping with the teacher for marks as the final assignment. It also had other characters tell him how cool and awesome he was, plus dialog right from the porno school of exposition. The best part was him having to fade to black at the actual sex; we were guessing he did that because he had no clue what actually went on.

He ended up getting a C. IIRC the only non-grammar/spelling correction comment on the entire paper was "interesting".

No "See me After Class" or would that be plagiarizing the opening line of his assignment?


Nah, it started with a loving description of just how awesome the main character was. I believe "with a body like a Greek God" was in there.

If I recall correctly, he had titled the story "To Do For", based on the Nicole Kidman movie "To Die For". So it even had the porntastic title.

It's amazing what random shiat you remember when it's burned into your mind out of utter fail.
 
2012-02-15 08:04:59 PM

GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.


Okay. I liked this one. I'm giving you a month in TF land.

Thanks for making my day.
 
2012-02-15 08:45:37 PM
Was it a male professor? Just curious. Article could've mentioned.
 
2012-02-16 06:06:42 PM

ParagonComplex: Was it a male professor? Just curious. Article could've mentioned.


It certainly would have been good journalism to mention that. There was another article linked above that provides more detail, including the fact that the instructor was female... a "tall, blonde, and stacked" female, if the (former) student is to be believed.
 
2012-02-16 08:44:19 PM

ElStreak: ParagonComplex: Was it a male professor? Just curious. Article could've mentioned.

It certainly would have been good journalism to mention that. There was another article linked above that provides more detail, including the fact that the instructor was female... a "tall, blonde, and stacked" female, if the (former) student is to be believed.


Thanks for the information. I guess the person who wrote the paper doesn't think they're so clever now. Would've been cool if it worked. I'll admit that much. Creepy but cool. Moreso creepy still.
 
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