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(WILX Michigan)   Flirting with your professor is a common and effective way to get ahead in class. But writing a whole paper about wanting to fark your prof when you're a 56 year old male student will get you a three-semester suspension   (wilx.com) divider line 61
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2012-02-14 10:42:51 PM
I think that I'm with Mr. Corlett on this one, but I'd have to see the physical evidence if you know what I mean.
 
2012-02-14 11:19:02 PM
His lawyer Brian Vincent says Corlett "has every right to his education" at the school in the Detroit suburb of Rochester.

GED in Law, everyone. Give him a hand.
 
2012-02-15 12:27:30 AM
When I was an undergrad, a TA approached a friend DURING THE FINAL EXAM and asked her if she'd like to go out with him on a date.

That was one of the most inappropriate things I'd ever had personal knowledge of. But, she handled it with grace and equanimity.

If she was able to handle that without flipping out, the professor in TFA could've done the same.

A guy was attracted to you, prof. It's not a big deal.

Stop making men look like biatches.
 
2012-02-15 12:31:40 AM
Personally, I think basing a final paper in an advanced writing class on any Van Halen song is prolly worth at least a two semester suspension on principle alone.
 
2012-02-15 02:54:56 AM
Looking up "Advanced Critical Writing" at Oakland University brings us to this introductory video by Pamela Mitzelfeld, who, upon further investigation, doesn't seem to have a problem getting into bed with students.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-15 02:56:43 AM
A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.
 
2012-02-15 03:01:07 AM
Ross: Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, I'm afraid I had to fail you.
Morse: Why?
Ross: Well, you need 60% to pass...
Morse: What'd I get?
Ross: Seven.
Morse: That's not so good.
Ross: No, no it's not. What, what happened there Ned?
Morse: Well, maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love.
Ross: Well, I'm sorry but, that-that's really not my problem.
Morse: I'm in love with you.
Ross: Well that brings me in the loop a little.

cache.reelz.com

/ It's farking hard to find the image without the DVD
 
2012-02-15 03:01:34 AM
What's his Fark handle
 
2012-02-15 03:05:08 AM
I had a college student once produce a gauzy oil painting of me, based on a photo he took through my office window.

It helps to roll with it, and not freak out.

/Mrs Servo laughed just a little too hard about it, though
 
2012-02-15 03:08:46 AM
So, I went on the school's website and looked up who is teaching "Advanced Critical Writing" this semester.

www.oakland.edu
/hot
//the pic, not the prof.
 
2012-02-15 03:15:17 AM
The student is rather dorky / creepy / sinister looking. (pick one)

If his mind isn't on the academic material, I'd find a rule to apply against him, too.
 
2012-02-15 03:16:11 AM

GWSuperfan: So, I went on the school's website and looked up who is teaching "Advanced Critical Writing" this semester.


You did a better job than I. The other female teaching the online course isn't very cute either. Perhaps it was to the male online teacher.

/ You might remember him from ENG 215: Fundamentals of Grammar and his brother on the Simpsons.
 
2012-02-15 03:18:49 AM
I am writing my thesis proposal on MTV VJ's vajayjays. Vanessa Minnillo's sugary-tasting honey pie, required the bulk of my research time constraints and attention. However, as I near the end of my dissertation; I find Susie Castillo's proficient utilization of Jägermeister-soaked Mardi Gras beads extracted from my anus while simultaneously reaching climax has certainly presented me with a quandary. The deciding factor, I suppose will inevitably how much enjoyment I receive when Minnillo suggested we film our recent research. We are currently working on a video in which my penis is grasped tightly and then thrust into a crispy fried piece of cod. Immediately, a lemon wedge is jammed into my ass, a cup of malt vinegar is splashed into my eyes and the fish filet is gobbled from around my wanker. I am calling the project....

Hot for Treacher's

image.mapmuse.com
 
2012-02-15 03:21:50 AM
Terrible article to have been greened, this article is much better, and I am sure there are better still.

OU student describes teacher in essay: 'Tall, blond, stacked' By Kim Kozlowski The Detroit News

Being a guy is tough because the male brain is clogged by thoughts of sex most of his life, a 56-year-old student wrote in an assignment at Oakland University that has since led to his suspension.

In a journal entry inspired by the Van Halen rock band song "Hot for Teacher," Joseph Corlett described how his sexual thoughts have waned from 100 to 20 a day, but he is still attracted to numerous college instructors. He described the 50-year-old OU English lecturer who assigned him to keep the journal and later read it.

"Tall, blond, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile," he wrote. "I'm toast, but I stay."

Now Corlett, a Lake Orion resident, has been suspended for three semesters at OU, barred from campus and required to undergo sensitivity counseling - even though his instructor told him that no material was off limits in the journal he was assigned to keep for his Advanced Critical Writing class.

But he is fighting back and appealing the decision to protect his First Amendment rights.

"How can the university's attorneys not know that this is unconstitutional?" said Corlett, who has been married for 30 years. "They have to do the right thing and drop this. They are on the wrong side of the Constitution."

He even has the support of the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE), which attempted to intervene with university officials. When the Philadelphia-based organization was unsuccessful, it posted Corlett's compositions and other documents online.

"The university has no leg to stand on in terms of the student's speech and behavior," said Adam Kissel, FIRE vice president of programs. "It seems like the people who don't like him think he is creepy, not that he has broken any laws. It's not against the law to be perceived as creepy."

OU spokesman Ted Montgomery declined to comment, saying it was a "student conduct issue."

The OU English instructor involved in the case could not be reached for comment.

But in documents posted on FIRE's website, the English instructor referred to Corlett's writings as inappropriate and outlined safety concerns, pointing to Corlett's vocal defense of carrying concealed weapons on campus.

"Either (he) leaves campus or I do," according to an email attributed to her.

Soon after, Corlett was pressured to withdraw from his winter semester classes by university officials....
 
2012-02-15 03:22:20 AM
Also from this longer article (new window):

According to The Oakland Post, Oakland University's independent student newspaper, Sherry Wynn Perdue, the director of Oakland University's Writing Center and the instructor's immediate supervisor, said that Corlett "never once addressed the course readings but instead used it as a platform to sexualize the instructor, describe his sexual relationship (or lack thereof) with his wife, write about a student in the course, and compose a fake letter from the course instructor to himself in which he admits that his entries are inappropriate and would be met with a visit to the Dean of Students."

Dude sounds sketchy to me
 
2012-02-15 03:27:38 AM
OU Faculty motto: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, and words can only hurt me."
 
2012-02-15 03:29:47 AM
This guy must have been an old, fat, balding, ugly, broke loser. If it was some rich, handsome guy this wouldn't have been an issue. Why is it when men get hit on by an unattractive women they are supposed to be polite and tactful when they decline. But when a woman gets hit on by an unattractive man not only is it acceptable for them to be completely disrespectful when they reject them, but the fact they they were hit on constitutes harassment.
 
2012-02-15 03:36:02 AM
The dude looks just like a guy my wife used to work for who spent most of his time hitting on the young girls he hired in the office. After a bit of a reorg my wife ended up in management and a few months later had the extreme pleasure of being one of the two folks who got to call him into a conference room and fire his sleazy ass.

/but not for the harassment unfortunately
 
2012-02-15 03:39:41 AM

GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.


I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.
 
2012-02-15 03:42:30 AM

ongbok: This guy must have been an old, fat, balding, ugly, broke loser. If it was some rich, handsome guy this wouldn't have been an issue. Why is it when men get hit on by an unattractive women they are supposed to be polite and tactful when they decline. But when a woman gets hit on by an unattractive man not only is it acceptable for them to be completely disrespectful when they reject them, but the fact they they were hit on constitutes harassment.


it's rock, paper, scissors - just replace them with penis, brain, tits (or your pref of anatomy) and then try to figure out who covers who and who cuts what.
 
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2012-02-15 03:42:30 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: What's his Fark handle


UNC_Samurai
 
2012-02-15 03:43:10 AM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-02-15 03:43:46 AM

culebra: What's his Fark handle?


And that's what I get for not reading the thread!
 
2012-02-15 03:51:09 AM

buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.


She couldn't have been too bright to assume a male judge of a thespian competition could be tempted by sex.
 
2012-02-15 03:51:47 AM

Ed Willy: She couldn't have been too bright to assume a male judge of a thespian competition could be tempted by sex.


Okay, funny.
 
2012-02-15 04:06:39 AM
Got into bed and married one of my university students, so I'm getting a kick etc...

/first words I ever said to her were, "Please be quiet."
 
2012-02-15 04:07:30 AM

buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.



boozeworthy.com
 
2012-02-15 04:14:14 AM
"How can the university's attorneys not know that this is unconstitutional?" said Corlett, who has been married for 30 years. "They have to do the right thing and drop this. They are on the wrong side of the Constitution."

Tinker v. Des Moines. They just might be within their Constitutional rights to boot this guy. It will be hard to prove, but it is possible.
 
2012-02-15 04:18:22 AM

technicolor-misfit:

[boozeworthy.com image 477x316]


Really?
 
2012-02-15 04:21:14 AM
images.mylot.com

Obligatory.

//Subby
 
2012-02-15 04:32:16 AM

Ed Willy: She couldn't have been too bright to assume a male judge of a thespian competition could be tempted by sex.


Heh heh.
 
2012-02-15 05:25:18 AM

Ed Willy: buckler: GentlemanJ: (snip)

Difficult day.

She couldn't have been too bright to assume a male judge of a thespian competition could be tempted by sex.


Yeah, I was gonna say, "Dumbazz". Ed's reply was better.

+342,651 interweb points have been credited to your account.
 
2012-02-15 05:42:22 AM
There is another way:

images.wikia.com

/one of the lecturers at my university was "allegedly" thrown out of Oxford for offering to give a female student a First Class Degree in exchange for some hot backdoor action
//bloody good lecturer
///got an Upper Second
////through studying...
 
2012-02-15 05:44:33 AM

Dahnkster: I am writing my thesis proposal on MTV VJ's {change to plural possesive apostrophe}vajayjays. Vanessa Minnillo's sugary-tasting honey pie{cite source or pic of you tasting it}, {strike comma} required the bulk of my research time constraints {strike unneeded word, or rephrase} and attention. However, as I near the end of my dissertation; {replace semi with comma} I find Susie Castillo's proficient utilization of Jägermeister-soaked Mardi Gras beads extracted from my anus while simultaneously reaching climax has certainly presented me with a quandary {expand: what is the quandry?}. The deciding factor, I suppose {insert comma} will inevitably {missing word: 'be'} how much enjoyment I receive when Minnillo suggested {mixed tenses} we film our recent research. We are currently working on a video in which my penis is grasped tightly {by what or whom?} and then thrust into a crispy fried piece of cod. Immediately {add phrase: immediately following what? -- the grasping and thrusting??}, a lemon wedge is jammed into my ass, a cup of malt vinegar is splashed into my eyes and the fish filet is gobbled from around my wanker. I am calling the project....

Hot for Treacher's {italicize title}

[image.mapmuse.com image 220x140]


Thesis??

Alright, then. I reckon. Mmmhmm.
 
2012-02-15 05:46:22 AM

Dahnkster: I am writing my thesis proposal on MTV VJ's vajayjays. Vanessa Minnillo's sugary-tasting honey pie, required the bulk of my research time constraints and attention. However, as I near the end of my dissertation; I find Susie Castillo's proficient utilization of Jägermeister-soaked Mardi Gras beads extracted from my anus while simultaneously reaching climax has certainly presented me with a quandary. The deciding factor, I suppose will inevitably how much enjoyment I receive when Minnillo suggested we film our recent research. We are currently working on a video in which my penis is grasped tightly and then thrust into a crispy fried piece of cod. Immediately, a lemon wedge is jammed into my ass, a cup of malt vinegar is splashed into my eyes and the fish filet is gobbled from around my wanker. I am calling the project....

Hot for Treacher's


Daaaamn.
That were awesome.
+eleventy
Hope you like green...
 
2012-02-15 05:51:04 AM

Dahnkster: around my wanker.


lh6.ggpht.com

/otherwise most risible...
 
2012-02-15 07:15:55 AM

Dahnkster: Hot for Treacher's


That's a favoritin'. Cool blue. Long overdue.
 
2012-02-15 07:16:35 AM
Maybe he just needed help straightening out his Longfellow.

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-02-15 07:56:43 AM

technicolor-misfit: buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.


[boozeworthy.com image 477x316]


'cuz remember, guys, if you're not willing to take up a woman's offer for sex any time she offers it, even...no, especially at a time when it could be morally, ethically, or legally inconvenient for you to do so...you're a flaming homo!
 
2012-02-15 07:57:04 AM
On a side note, Rochester is an awesome suburb in Michigan. I love it.
 
2012-02-15 08:09:26 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Maybe he just needed help straightening out his Longfellow.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 259x194]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

After I leave this here:

www.berfrois.com

Couldn't find one of them together.
 
2012-02-15 08:09:55 AM

RoyBatty: It's not against the law to be perceived as creepy.


Thank fark for that or we'd all be screwed
 
2012-02-15 08:28:27 AM

IlGreven: technicolor-misfit: buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.


[boozeworthy.com image 477x316]

'cuz remember, guys, if you're not willing to take up a woman's offer for sex any time she offers it, even...no, especially at a time when it could be morally, ethically, or legally inconvenient for you to do so...you're a flaming homo!


I hate to agree with this...but, I completely agree with this. As awesome as the hot action is going to be, the life ruining consequences will suck.

A buddy of mine was a long term high school sub for a teacher on maternity leave. He had multiple girls implying they'd trade sex for grades. Did he want to take them to poundtown? Hell yes he did. He didn't though, because it wouldve destroyed his life. Sometimes the pussy just isn't worth it.

/csb...maybe.
 
2012-02-15 08:56:02 AM

buckler:

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away.

Difficult day.


You should have asked her to hook up with a fellow actress. Nothing hotter than watching two thespians go at it.
 
2012-02-15 09:09:02 AM
Reading the better article, they guy is right and this is bullshiat.

He didn't turn in a paper, he wrote it in his journal, which was supposed to be open to any topic. And she was also upset that he wrote defending the concept of concealed weapons on campus.
 
2012-02-15 09:13:55 AM
Simple rule for men: If you're ugly or old, or might be considered ugly or old (like if you aren't appearing in men's wear ads or are over the age of 25), never make any suggestions that you might want to have sex with ANY women, even if they're uglier and/or older than you. Someone WILL be offended, and you WILL get in deep shiat for it.

Learn to spend your nights playing video games instead. MMOs can provide the social outlet you need, and you won't end up in jail, where you not only will have no chance with women, but also be getting your salad tossed by other guys.
 
2012-02-15 09:27:23 AM
I can't really tell if this guy is a creep or just obsessed with sex:

"She walks in, and I say to myself, 'Drop, mother (expletive), drop.' Christ, I'll never learn a thing. Tall, blond, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile. I'm toast, but I stay," wrote Corlett.

Corlett called the teacher "my Ginger," the character from "Gilligan's Island," in the notebook and also wrote about how tough it is to be a guy, that the male mind is clogged by sex from age 13 to 30, and also about some of his attractive teachers at Oakland Community College, where he received his associate's degree.

"The vice president has the authority to undo this decision. She can throw this decision out if she decides to," said Corlett. "If the vice president continues to throw me out, my lawyer and I are going to prepare a very serious lawsuit."

"It may be offensive to some people, but that's not the standard. Just because something is offensive doesn't make it a violation of an intimidation or sexual harassment statute. It's still protected by the first amendment."

said that Corlett "never once addressed the course readings but instead used it as a platform to sexualize the instructor, describe his sexual relationship (or lack thereof) with his wife, write about a student in the course, and compose a fake letter from the course instructor to himself in which he admits that his entries are inappropriate and would be met with a visit to the Dean of Students."

Corlett said he has written four previous sexually oriented essays for his Advanced Critical Writing class, one titled "The boobs I was not supposed to see." For all four of these papers, he said he received an A

"I never experienced an interest in having sex with her. Never. I said she's attractive, but I see a lot of women who are attractive. That doesn't mean I want to have sex with them," he said. "Guys have died on the battlefield so I can write naughty things in my English paper."

Corlett has been married for 30 years to his wife Lynn. He said he read the passage to her, and she "wasn't offended at all."

"I'm not insensitive to what women go through in the workplace. My own wife has suffered those kinds of things," he said.


Just cherry-picking quotes, but from that I get an arrogant asshole jerk vibe. Not some creepy pervert who is about to assault the teacher on the walk to her car. Even assholes deserve their degrees.
 
2012-02-15 09:28:54 AM
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2012-02-15 03:51:09 AM


buckler: GentlemanJ: A busty young blonde walked into her professor's office and leaned provocatively over his desk. "Oh, Professor," she purred seductively. "I'd do anything to get an A in your class!"
"The professors eyebrows went up. "Anything?!"
"Oh, yes,' she said, pushing her ripe breasts a little closer to his face. "Anything!"
He looked around quickly and whispered, "Would you...study?"
//DRTA.

I was a few times invited to judge Thespian Regionals, a level of high-school theatre competetion for Drama students. At one point between rounds, a young girl introduced herself to to me, and I said hello. She said "you know, I'd be willing to do anything for a winning score. Anything", pressing herself against me.

I said, "well, first you need to back up. I hope that "anything" includes learning your material and performing it well, because that's what you're going to be judged on. If you try to win in any other way, I want you to know I can have you disqualified immediately, and I will. Understood?"

She grumbled some assent, and slunk away




Two of the worst stories I've ever heard.
 
2012-02-15 09:32:35 AM

eraser8: When I was an undergrad, a TA approached a friend DURING THE FINAL EXAM and asked her if she'd like to go out with him on a date.

That was one of the most inappropriate things I'd ever had personal knowledge of. But, she handled it with grace and equanimity.


When I was in college we had a history prof that was stunningly attractive. She was going over requirements for a paper and asked 'any more questions?'.

One guy stood up and said 'Would you ever date a student?'. Without ever batting an eye or missing a beat, she said 'Sure, but not you.'

/One of the best OH SNAP! moments I've ever seen.
//As hot as she was, i dobut it was the first time she'd had to deal with that situation.
 
2012-02-15 09:50:06 AM
He has a Facebook page bragging about the incident.
 
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