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Fark Party

Host:	Unfreakable
Description:	World Fark Party II - Las Vegas Nevada: March 30 - Apr 1
Date/Time:	March 30, 2012 - 06:00 PM (local time)
Party Info:	This is the second annual World Fark Party in Las Vegas Nevada. The event will include Drew and many of the Fark staff as well as Farkers from all over the United States and possibly the world. Thursday (3/29) night will be a pre-event Pub Crawl on the Vegas strip starting at 6PM and will go as follows: - Treasure Island: Breeze Bar - Mirage: Rhumbar - Caesars: La Salsa - Paris: the sports bar in the back - Treasure Island: Breeze Bar Watch the Twitter hashtag #farklv2012 for updates. Friday night (3/30) will be the main event in the Treasure Island ballroom from 6PM - 10PM. This includes all entertainment and a catered dinner, which will be a fully staffed buffet with several stations serving caesar salad, baby mozzarella and tomato salad, antipasto salad with roasted peppers, artichokes and grilled asparagus, cheese tortellini, tomato cream sauce and spinach, parmesan style stuffed chicken, Italian sausage with peppers and onions, garlic bread, parmesan breadsticks and focaccia, hearth baked breads, assorted biscotti, cannoli, Italian rum cakes and tiramisu, fresh brewed coffee, decaffeinated coffee, iced and international hot teas. The cost for Friday night is $75 in advance or $100 at the door. The link for registration is here: Vegas Fark Party 2012. Space is limited, and the link will close as soon as we hit the maximum. A PARTIAL list of guests this year include: - Burnie Burns (Red vs. Blue) - Mike "Nug" Nahrgang, an actor and comedian that you probably know better as "Mustard Man" - Mike Phirman (Hard 'n Phirm) - and the finale will be the music of Paul and Storm. After the Friday night event, there'll be karaoke at Imperial Palace There will be a poker tournament on Saturday afternoon at 1:30 pm in the Treasure Island poker room, and several informal events on Saturday evening, including a pub quiz challenge in the evening (location TBD). Both Friday and Saturday during the day from 10am - 5pm, we'll have a ~~cabana~~ Farkabana poolside at Treasure Island. It includes fruit plate along with water and soft drinks, seating for up to 10 people, LCD TV, refrigerator, ceiling fans, deluxe lounge chairs, day beds and ~~cabana~~ Farkabana host. It should be fairly easy to spot the Fark group. We have a rate of $139 per night (flat, no Resort Fee) at Treasure Island. To join us there, make your reservation: 888-503-8999 between the hours of 8:00AM to 7:00PM Pacific Time. Group code is FARK12. Hotel registration deadline is March 6th to guarantee that rate. You can also click this link to make reservations directly: Treasure Island Reservations - Fark Twitter hashtag: #farklv2012 [Comments in this thread will stay open until after the party]

Location:	Treasure Island 3300 South Las Vegas Boulevard Las Vegas, NV 89109 (702) 894-7111 (view map)

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ffish		2012-03-28 07:58:20 PM

KingoftheCheese: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ffish: KingoftheCheese: Alright. Dumb question time. I know the main shindig is at 6 of Friday. Do we need to be any earlier than that to check in if we already registered?

I was going to get there a bit early, but I'm always paranoid about getting lost.

Stick with me, kid, and you'll go far.

Mainly because we'll get lost and walk around a lot.

Oh, for the love of all things holy...

E-mail me and I will give you both my cell phone number so you don't end up at the Rio.

I'm totally calling you tonight at about 3 and breathing into the phone.

::sends phone number to KotC::

violentsalvation		2012-03-28 08:06:37 PM

tsalaroth: suffice to say, those who have seen said nutsack, are never the same again.

... Still in therapy for the PTSD and just switched to a new anti-psychotic.

_{^{Just kidding, it was funny.}}

KingoftheCheese		2012-03-28 08:06:43 PM

ffish: KingoftheCheese: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ffish: KingoftheCheese: Alright. Dumb question time. I know the main shindig is at 6 of Friday. Do we need to be any earlier than that to check in if we already registered?

I was going to get there a bit early, but I'm always paranoid about getting lost.

Stick with me, kid, and you'll go far.

Mainly because we'll get lost and walk around a lot.

Oh, for the love of all things holy...

E-mail me and I will give you both my cell phone number so you don't end up at the Rio.

I'm totally calling you tonight at about 3 and breathing into the phone.

::sends phone number to KotC::

Speaking of that, I'll send you my cell number in a pm on twitter. If you were serious about hanging out before the event, I'd welcome the company.

Dijon Ketchup		2012-03-28 08:08:32 PM

eyehate: Goddamn this day is dragging. Flew to Oakland for work, driving to Vegas now. Still in Northern California. Ain't never gonna get there.

Need beer.

I'm also driving from (near) Oakland to Vegas, but not until early tomorrow morning. Can't wait!

NittLion78		2012-03-28 08:21:10 PM

I'm not saying the poolside scene will be the most horrifying thing in our history.

However, it will look like some sort of bizarro reverse Holocaust camp liberation footage.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2012-03-28 08:24:14 PM

KingoftheCheese: ffish: KingoftheCheese: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ffish: KingoftheCheese: Alright. Dumb question time. I know the main shindig is at 6 of Friday. Do we need to be any earlier than that to check in if we already registered?

I was going to get there a bit early, but I'm always paranoid about getting lost.

Stick with me, kid, and you'll go far.

Mainly because we'll get lost and walk around a lot.

Oh, for the love of all things holy...

E-mail me and I will give you both my cell phone number so you don't end up at the Rio.

I'm totally calling you tonight at about 3 and breathing into the phone.

::sends phone number to KotC::

Speaking of that, I'll send you my cell number in a pm on twitter. If you were serious about hanging out before the event, I'd welcome the company.

Well, I for one was serious. If you both need a people, Kyro and I can be a people.

aquigley		2012-03-28 09:02:44 PM

NittLion78: I'm not saying the poolside scene will be the most horrifying thing in our history.

However, it will look like some sort of bizarro reverse Holocaust camp liberation footage.

I wish you were coming, my lovely twink.

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-03-28 09:05:39 PM

I have made too many enemies and have trolled too much for me to ever show my face at one of these. That, plus I am a giant pussy.

brap		2012-03-28 09:13:17 PM

aquigley: NittLion78: I'm not saying the poolside scene will be the most horrifying thing in our history.

However, it will look like some sort of bizarro reverse Holocaust camp liberation footage.

I wish you were coming, my lovely twink.

Another person establishing themself as hot by disparaging others. I fooking love Fark party threads. My clicker is about to explode with hot "better than you" action. fark ya'all I'll look like shiate in a too tiny bathing suit poolside with a comically oversized novelty drink any day of the week.

brap		2012-03-28 09:22:12 PM

Fook it. We need to get over our body dymorphic bullshiate. I always thought the best fark login was Geeks are my peeps. I probably fooked it up but the sentiment is awesome. If some fat or wart encrusted farker pulls up a chaise lounge and sucks down a three foot bloody mary with me. We're totally bros or girlfriends for life.

This isn't jr. high. People are awesome in their own way.

God that was preachy. I always hated "I'm cute" bullying.

smells_like_meat		2012-03-28 09:32:48 PM

KingoftheCheese		2012-03-28 09:40:12 PM

brap: Fook it. We need to get over our body dymorphic bullshiate. I always thought the best fark login was Geeks are my peeps. I probably fooked it up but the sentiment is awesome. If some fat or wart encrusted farker pulls up a chaise lounge and sucks down a three foot bloody mary with me. We're totally bros or girlfriends for life.

This isn't jr. high. People are awesome in their own way.

God that was preachy. I always hated "I'm cute" bullying.

And this is why I look forward to meeting you. You tell it how it is and still come across as a swell guy. Well said.

smells_like_meat		2012-03-28 09:44:15 PM

tsalaroth: bluehubcap: tsalaroth: smells_like_meat: tsalaroth: I fully expect this kind of publicity for Fark Party Threads with every such one this year.

The whole thing?

BY THE POWER OF YOUR NUTSACK, I DEMAND IT!

How powerful is his nutsack?

A really powerful one would actually be worth keeping my stuff in storage and coming to Vegas instead of moving this weekend.

That information is classified.

Here's a drawing of it. I are an artist.

i271.photobucket.com

gorbishof		2012-03-28 09:44:21 PM

ToiletEngineer or wtf was pretty hot. Other than that just vegas. Great time though. Drew and Mike are pretty nice guys. Have fun and be safe..

danno_to_infinity		2012-03-28 09:53:15 PM

KangTheMad: Lies, LIES!!! It's all lies!! Don't give in, go to Colorado, ignore Randall Flagg!

If I could afford it, I'd sponsor you for TF.

love the book, love the movie

sure wish I could go, but I can drink only 2 or 3 drinks a day and would need a couple of years to build up my tolerance to a point where I would not be a projectile-vomiting mess 1/2 hour after arriving in Vegas.

trekkiecougar		2012-03-28 10:12:44 PM

Damn I want to go, sounds like a LOT of fun!!!

/someday

PrivateCaboose		2012-03-28 10:23:56 PM

Skipping immediately to the bottom of the thread . . .

You crazy kids have fun.

Linkster		2012-03-28 10:47:16 PM

Should I stay or should I go! Hour drive and broke. "There is a Craps table there I could win at!"

vincent_blackshadow		2012-03-28 10:50:19 PM

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: vincent_blackshadow: busy chillin': y'all have fun now, ya hear.

not now, but by noon friday ... hell yes

brap is taller than aquigley, but just as intolerably handsome in person .. and funny

I haven't met Quigs yet, but I met brap last night...funny guy and damned nice too. Had a great time with him and make me some tea, mayberebecca and dgs. in NYC last night.

so i heard :D are you continuing west to vegas?!

vegaswench		2012-03-28 10:59:18 PM

Linkster: Should I stay or should I go! Hour drive and broke. "There is a Craps table there I could win at!"

Doooo eeeet.

aquigley		2012-03-28 10:59:40 PM

STILL IN TRANSIT BECAUSE DELAYS ARE AWESOME

Lord of Allusions		2012-03-28 11:10:03 PM

I'm here.

Lord of Allusions		2012-03-28 11:12:04 PM

WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2012-03-28 11:16:23 PM

Lord of Allusions: WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTUMBO?

You're such a charmer. I'm going to bed.

Mike		2012-03-28 11:23:01 PM

Heading back to TI in a bit

prettywarrior		2012-03-28 11:51:55 PM

I have arrived.

aquigley		2012-03-28 11:53:39 PM

Hey, if you're going to be up around 1:30am that's when I'll need someone to transport my lifeless body from LAS to TI.

Royale With Cheese		2012-03-29 12:03:43 AM

KingoftheCheese: brap: Fook it. We need to get over our body dymorphic bullshiate. I always thought the best fark login was Geeks are my peeps. I probably fooked it up but the sentiment is awesome. If some fat or wart encrusted farker pulls up a chaise lounge and sucks down a three foot bloody mary with me. We're totally bros or girlfriends for life.

This isn't jr. high. People are awesome in their own way.

God that was preachy. I always hated "I'm cute" bullying.

And this is why I look forward to meeting you. You tell it how it is and still come across as a swell guy. Well said.

KingoftheCheese, prepare to meet Royale With Cheese. I'm on the way out, but my rooms are booked in different parts of the city. I hope to see you Fark friends there and shake your hands and hug you and spend much time with you, sharing experiences both here online and in real life. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope. Either way, I wish everyone attending a great time of fellowship! One way or another, I will see you soon.

/Royale With Cheese
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DGS		2012-03-29 12:04:18 AM

Linkster		2012-03-29 12:13:36 AM

vegaswench: Linkster: Should I stay or should I go! Hour drive and broke. "There is a Craps table there I could win at!"

Doooo eeeet.

Another valid reason!

CraicBaby		2012-03-29 12:24:44 AM

aquigley: STILL IN TRANSIT BECAUSE DELAYS ARE AWESOME

LOLQUIGLEYPROBLEMS

make me some tea		2012-03-29 12:31:06 AM

prettywarrior: I have arrived.

Yay! I didn't know if you were going. :D

make me some tea		2012-03-29 12:32:25 AM

DGS: Sir Cumference the Flatulent: vincent_blackshadow: busy chillin': y'all have fun now, ya hear.

not now, but by noon friday ... hell yes

brap is taller than aquigley, but just as intolerably handsome in person .. and funny

I haven't met Quigs yet, but I met brap last night...funny guy and damned nice too. Had a great time with him and make me some tea, mayberebecca and dgs. in NYC last night.

Was excellent, too! Wish I was heading out there to party with you people. And so I could enjoy tipsy brap again. That's a good time, right there. :D

No worries, we'll do this again next year. By then you'll be a veteran if you make the cut.

Mike		2012-03-29 12:33:28 AM

prettywarrior: I have arrived.

w00t

I'm back at TI for the night I think

eyehate		2012-03-29 12:52:20 AM

F*ck. Yeah. Made it to Vegas.

vincent_blackshadow		2012-03-29 12:54:47 AM

eyehate: F*ck. Yeah. Made it to Vegas.

jesus creeping sh*t ...

Gig103		2012-03-29 12:56:31 AM

Damn, so last minute my wife wants to go to Vegas, but we can't get there until at least 10pm Friday (driving from Phoenix).

After the Friday night event, there'll be karaoke at Imperial Palace

I might be able to make it to this -- I'm guessing that like most casinos IP has a lot of venues, so where do I head to go laugh at y'all? :)

McBatt		2012-03-29 01:05:25 AM

I'm sitting this one out for a couple of reasons, but you kids have fun, or something. Invent a drink and name it after me.

make me some tea		2012-03-29 01:07:37 AM

vincent_blackshadow: eyehate: F*ck. Yeah. Made it to Vegas.

jesus creeping sh*t ...

Everything is ruined forever.

CraicBaby		2012-03-29 01:08:36 AM

Gig103: I might be able to make it to this -- I'm guessing that like most casinos IP has a lot of venues, so where do I head to go laugh at y'all? :)

Imperial Palace Karaoke Club (new window) Ender's and I aren't going to the Fark event, so we'll be there at 9. Look for the tall, totally bald, white guy with the tiny brunette.

smells_like_meat		2012-03-29 01:44:21 AM

vincent_blackshadow: eyehate: F*ck. Yeah. Made it to Vegas.

jesus creeping sh*t ...

Its OK. I've alerted the authorities.

Tziva		2012-03-29 01:45:01 AM

Leaving tomorrow morning.

....I guess I should pack.

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-03-29 01:56:26 AM

Twitter hashtag: #farklv2012 Trending worldwide...

993 posts? This party needs something...

Kevin72		2012-03-29 01:59:44 AM

I'm breaking my abstinence from FARK now. I've been hiking in Death Valley before the event these last 3 days, but I found the wifi and couldn't help myself. See you all Friday

smells_like_meat		2012-03-29 02:00:56 AM

Kevin72: I'm breaking my abstinence from FARK now. I've been hiking in Death Valley before the event these last 3 days, but I found the wifi and couldn't help myself. See you all Friday

Any wildflowers yet?

Representative of the unwashed masses		2012-03-29 02:04:04 AM

eyehate		2012-03-29 02:04:58 AM

make me some tea: vincent_blackshadow: eyehate: F*ck. Yeah. Made it to Vegas.

jesus creeping sh*t ...

Everything is ruined forever.

The blight is already consuming Henderson.