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(WPXI.com)   Man rejects girlfriend's noodles, says toodles by leaving her in poodle of blood. Oodles of boodle will not prevent the doodle he'll be given in court   (wpxi.com) divider line 67
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2012-02-14 02:04:54 PM
That guy is kinda roodle for doing what he did
 
2012-02-14 02:17:53 PM
Killing over noodles?

/that's just Kruel
 
2012-02-14 02:23:20 PM
Living up to his last name, I see...

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2012-02-14 02:47:18 PM
Brutal.
 
2012-02-14 03:23:54 PM
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2012-02-14 03:43:08 PM
Where do the tweedle beetles come in?
 
2012-02-14 03:44:49 PM
"Poodle of blood"? You got greedy.

Just say "pool of blood". It still sounds good.
 
2012-02-14 03:44:55 PM
I hope he gets some Kruel and unusual punishment in teh PMITA.
 
2012-02-14 03:44:59 PM
My finest free verse!
 
2012-02-14 03:45:11 PM
No more canoodling for him!
 
2012-02-14 03:45:35 PM
Have fun in prison, Mr. Unfinished-Goatee-Man
 
2012-02-14 03:46:45 PM
This guy is going to the penne for sure
 
2012-02-14 03:47:16 PM
I wonder if Ohler hollered when Kruel drooled over her noodles.
 
2012-02-14 03:48:55 PM
What about der strudel?
 
2012-02-14 03:49:27 PM
The idea of ramen is good, it's cheap, it tastes 'ok', but the smell when cooking is when the idea turns bad.
 
2012-02-14 03:49:31 PM

jp246: My finest free verse!


Basset hounds got long ears.
 
2012-02-14 03:50:01 PM
Pho get about it.
 
2012-02-14 03:50:01 PM

jp246: My finest free verse!


Oh man, I LOVE that Lynyrd Skynyrd song!
 
2012-02-14 03:50:17 PM
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2012-02-14 03:50:30 PM
Kruel pushed the mother of two into a door jamb, then kicked her in the chest after she became upset because they were out of beer, and he refused to eat the noodles she cooked after a night of bar-hopping, police said. Kruel then fell asleep on the couch, later finding Ohler unresponsive. He called a relative, who called 911, police said.

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2012-02-14 03:50:36 PM

LeroyBourne: The idea of ramen is good, it's cheap, it tastes 'ok', but the smell when cooking is when the idea turns bad.


The hell do you cook your ramen in, septic waste?
 
2012-02-14 03:50:48 PM

namegoeshere: I wonder if Ohler hollered when Kruel drooled over her noodles.


FTFA Police believe Ohler then threw a bowlful of noodles at the wall or onto the floor, prompting the argument during which Kruel told police he pushed Ohler from behind, causing her to hit her head on the doorway


Ohler hollered and threw the noodles at Kruel.
 
2012-02-14 03:51:08 PM
Ohler then agreed to make him noodles while he lay down on the couch, but "Kruel stated that when the noodles were done, he told Ohler he didn't want to eat them, at which time Ohler got angry," police said.

He really had his mind set on a sandwich, huh?

I don't understand this. She made him food, and he turned it down? Eat your farking noodles or make your own damn food you lazy prick.
 
2012-02-14 03:51:52 PM
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2012-02-14 03:53:27 PM

BurnShrike: Ohler then agreed to make him noodles while he lay down on the couch, but "Kruel stated that when the noodles were done, he told Ohler he didn't want to eat them, at which time Ohler got angry," police said.

He really had his mind set on a sandwich, huh?

I don't understand this. She made him food, and he turned it down? Eat your farking noodles or make your own damn food you lazy prick.


FTFY
 
2012-02-14 03:55:08 PM
Ohler's mother, Noreen Wolfe, said her daughter dated Kruel for 10 years

If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it...also probably not beaten it to death.
 
2012-02-14 03:56:26 PM
Man rejects girlfriend's noodles, says toodles by leaving her in poodle of blood. Oodles of boodle will not prevent the doodle he'll be given in court...
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.....diddly
 
2012-02-14 03:57:49 PM
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RIP KRUEL KEITH
 
2012-02-14 03:58:14 PM

BurnShrike: I don't understand this. She made him food, and he turned it down? Eat your farking noodles or make your own damn food you lazy prick.


Why, when it's so easy to just kill her instead?
 
2012-02-14 04:00:04 PM
I wonder if they serve noodles in prison?

And I wonder if he'll think of his drunken, violent power trip every time they're served.
 
2012-02-14 04:02:27 PM
Ramen isn't food, it's noodle shaped carcinogens and preservatives. That video on HuffPo the other day was insane.
 
2012-02-14 04:03:16 PM
FTA Kruel told police that he and Ohler were both intoxicated when they returned home from drinking at several bars sometime after midnight

Sounds like a case of too many ramen cokes.
 
2012-02-14 04:06:17 PM

Pollexter: Ramen isn't food, it's noodle shaped carcinogens and preservatives. That video on HuffPo the other day was insane.


Each pack of Ramen has like 1660mg of sodium.
 
2012-02-14 04:11:48 PM

airsupport: I wonder if they serve noodles in prison?


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The title of Tucker Max's final novel?
 
2012-02-14 04:16:43 PM
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When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, THIS is what they call...
...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!
 
2012-02-14 04:20:10 PM
Police testified at a preliminary hearing Monday that Kruel denied responsibility until a trooper told him autopsy results showed the woman had been assaulted.

I really don't understand this thought process...
 
2012-02-14 04:21:54 PM
That reminds me of the teaches of Peaches:

F*ck the Pain Away NSFW lyrics
 
2012-02-14 04:24:01 PM
Just wait for the oodles of noodles he'll take up the behoodle...
 
2012-02-14 04:33:26 PM
OOOOOOHHHHHH, TOOOOOOOOOOODLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!! (♫dinga-dinga-dingaling-dee-da-da♫)

/Meeska Mooska...
//Has 18mo old daughter
 
2012-02-14 04:33:47 PM
What about the noozle? The noozle at the end of the hoose?
 
2012-02-14 04:35:14 PM
www.wallpaper4me.com

Came for Minkey Boodle.

Have to leave it instead.

I've got a doodle in my noodle
And its name is Minkey Boodle
 
2012-02-14 04:40:48 PM

ButterMule: [www.wallpaper4me.com image 640x400]

Came for Minkey Boodle.

Have to leave it instead.

I've got a doodle in my noodle
And its name is Minkey Boodle


MINKY BOODLE!

/love that CD
 
2012-02-14 04:41:07 PM
It's a Kruel (kruel)
Kruel summer (leaving me)
Leaving me here on my own
It's a Kruel (it's a kruel)
Kruel summer
Now you've gone
You're not the only one
 
2012-02-14 04:41:30 PM
Fighting over noodles certainly put a "strain" on their relationship.
 
2012-02-14 04:43:10 PM
 
2012-02-14 04:45:22 PM
www.mariowiki.com

RIP King K. Rool

 
2012-02-14 04:50:26 PM

BurnShrike: I don't understand this. She made him food, and he turned it down? Eat your farking noodles or make your own damn food you lazy prick.


Eh, I'm not surprised. The smell of improperly prepared food is strongly correlated with domestic violence.

Link

In addition to unsatisfactorily prepared meals, the study found that a number of other factors were linked to domestic violence, including: always nagging about getting the roof fixed, blocking the TV when the big game is on, and repeatedly demanding to know exactly what goes on at that bar all day and night.

"Based on interviews we conducted with more than 1,000 abusive men, women can significantly reduce safety risks by quickly responding to requests of 'Get me another beer,' and making sure that the beer is cold, in addition to making sure that non-burned pot roasts are served hot and in a timely fashion," said Gregory Ormond of the New York-based Family Crisis Center.
 
2012-02-14 04:55:16 PM
Gorbachev sings tractors: Turnip! Buttocks!
 
2012-02-14 05:04:50 PM
I like what John Stewart called Top Ramen:

Help! I Can't Afford To Eat!
 
2012-02-14 05:06:33 PM

natmar_76: "Poodle of blood"? You got greedy.

Just say "pool of blood". It still sounds good.


Yeah, I came in so I could be offended by the senseless death of a helpless animal. Instead I leave satisfied knowing that a couple w/t winners are out of circulation...
 
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