Maybe the'll find that elusive tattoo.

I'm waiting for the Mormons to baptize all victims of the Holocaust and then insist Hitler's Holocaust primarily targeted Mormons.

I can't wait for Jews to respond by posthumously circumcising Mormons.

I just did an atheist ritual where I observed that gods aren't real and turned all their posthumous baptisms into a huge waste of time.

I'm going to invent some kind of magic underwear that people can be buried in that will prevent Mormons from posthumously baptizing them.

ArkAngel: [farm8.staticflickr.com image 500x277]

I was waiting for this.

Knock it the f*ck off, Mormons. Seriously.

I just held a proxy conversion for Mitt Romney. He's a Satanist now. Sorry I didn't wait until he was dead, but that's not how my God rolls. I hope nobody's upset.

/I also registered him as a Democrat

I know the argument is they're just offering it to the dead who can choose whether or not to accept their "gift", but that's creepy shiat and totally inappropriate. It's also weapons-grade real-life trolling. They're probably not too pleased that increasing numbers of people are becoming aware of what they have been doing.

To me, it's ultimately: all religions are weird, so if you want to believe a prophet looked into a hat and figured out your religious path, by all means believe that and go for it. Hell, have 8 wives, for all I care. Never have a drink, don't do anything fun -- ever. Live on a compound, live in my town, Live it the fark UP in your special Mormon ways.

But I really have to draw the line and ask you to cut the shiat out when you're disrespecting the living wishes of the dead. That's crossing the line.

Red Shirt Blues: Maybe the'll find that elusive tattoo.

do you get all your news from holocaust denial sites, or just some?

Good luck winning that nomination Romney when this f*cked up practice (that you participate in) becomes common knowledge to Americans. Right now most people don't even know about it.

by the power invested in my by the GREAT GOD SATAN, I unbaptize the heretic Joesph Smith!
He is now cast down into the fires of hell where he belongs. to spend all of eternity for the creation of LDS.

suffering as he deserves.
ALL HAIL SATAN and the good work that he has done by unbaptizing this sinful man.

no seriously, I am empowered to do this.
dont get on my bad side



:D

Backwards Cornfield Races: Man, if I knew how to program video games I would make one called Holy War. It would be like mortal combat but with religions and religious figures.

Christianity:

Character: [encrypted-tbn1.google.com image 261x193]

Special Ability: Guilt (Stuns Enemy) followed by molest (decrease enemy health)

Judiasm:

Character: [i295.photobucket.com image 307x362]

Special Ability: Pickpocket (gain health)

Islam:

Character: [encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 194x260]

Special Ability: Suicide Bomb (Kills character but also kills all characters nearby. Only able to use when low in health)

Mormonism:

Character: [www.mormonmissionprep.com image 500x500]

Special Ability: Polygamy (several different women clad in house on the prarrie outfits appear on screen and attack other players)

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
dont we already play this game everyday in the real world?
I WANT escapism for my free time.

Amos Quito: Mr Tumnus: I can't wait for Jews to respond by posthumously circumcising Mormons.

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this is the WHOLE point of magic underwear
plus
dont mormons circumcise? or is that only catholics, jews and muslims?

Re: posthumous baptism.
If first prize is eternity with my relatives, I'll take second prize.

namatad: dont mormons circumcise?

Yes.
They, like all christian sects, pick and choose things from the Old Testament to follow. The other stuff is 'not translated correctly' or else god simply changed his mind.

namatad: by the power invested in my by the GREAT GOD SATAN, I unbaptize the heretic Joesph Smith!
He is now cast down into the fires of hell where he belongs. to spend all of eternity for the creation of LDS.

suffering as he deserves.
ALL HAIL SATAN and the good work that he has done by unbaptizing this sinful man.

no seriously, I am empowered to do this.
dont get on my bad side

:D

In the name of Amun-Ra and the Kings of the Gods Osiris and His son Horus, I hereby beseech Anubis to add weight to the Scale of Maat which weighed Brigham Young's heart, so that Thoth may record him as unwelcome to the Field of Reeds and his soul consumed may be consumed by Ammit.


/Joseph Smith has already been converted to Satanism, so I had to curse Brigham Young...

Don't piss off the Mormons
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Exactly how does the Mormons actually make any money from this practice?

Indulgences, mega church and entertainment were money makers. I can't see any practical use for this belief.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Red Shirt Blues: Maybe the'll find that elusive tattoo.

do you get all your news from holocaust denial sites, or just some?

Nice try. I think he's a con man. There are survivors from his camp who think so too. He wouldn't be the first, but he would be the best.