That kid looks high, or gay. Possibly both.

So it was the guy in the back who clapped that stole the show? I don't get it.

spigi: So it was the guy in the back who clapped that stole the show? I don't get it.

It was the gay swimmer in the background

spigi: So it was the guy in the back who clapped that stole the show? I don't get it.

Yeah, it was that guy who you didn't even notice when you watched the video, and only noticed after someone identified -- to the second -- when he appeared. And even then he was totally underwhelming. That's the guy who stole the show. Damn attention whore.

"steals the show," homophobemitter?

Yeah, I had to watch it a few times, come here to read the comments, watch it again, read the comments again, and still don't understand how the guy "stole the show".

So, someone called him gay because of how he clapped. Now people are calling subby (and others) a homophobe.

How did this get green again?

/Lame video is lame
//Lamer submitted headline is lamer
///Even lamer comments are even lamer

ComputerBob: Yeah, I had to watch it a few times, come here to read the comments, watch it again, read the comments again, and still don't understand how the guy "stole the show".

So, someone called him gay because of how he clapped. Now people are calling subby (and others) a homophobe.

How did this get green again?

/Lame video is lame
//Lamer submitted headline is lamer
///Even lamer comments are even lamer

Lame summary is... actually pretty spot on. Dumb green!

/Now I'm part of it, so help me golly

Ctrl-Alt-Del: spigi: So it was the guy in the back who clapped that stole the show? I don't get it.

It was the gay swimmer in the background

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that sentence is redundant.

You mean the the guy in the beginning standing next to the girl chewing his gum like a freaking cow. Yeah totally ruined the video for me too.

Ghastly: My gaydar was off the charts on that one, and you don't suck as many cocks as I have without learning a thing or two about homosexuals.

Holy shiat... this is the funniest thing I've read on Fark this year. Full point!

ComputerBob: How did this get green again?

Quiet or they'll bring back FarkTV!

Why all the hate for subby? The video I am looking at clearly shows two guys in swimsuits sucking each other's cock when a shemale swimmer walks up.

relaxitsjustme: You mean the the guy in the beginning standing next to the girl chewing his gum like a freaking cow. Yeah totally ruined the video for me too.

Why is the girl chewing his gum? EWWW, gross.

Babwa Wawa: Merkin Ball: Babwa Wawa: D-D-D-Dave: "steals the show," homophobemitter?

How do you know the guy in the background is gay?

/Who's the homophobe?

I thought all swimmers were gay.

That's divers.

Youre thinking synchronized swimmers

/I know you, I know you

what the hell that was lame, "steals the show" i dont think so, i feel like i got duped. now i cant have those 2:45 of my life back which could have been spent watching something graphic and baseless

iron_city_ap: /I know you, I know you

I'm not really...strong...at swimming

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calling all TOPS

Lame. I was expecting some guy to be spectacularly jerking it while performing the rusty trombone in the background or something.

The video itself deserves a "sappy" tag. It's perfect for Valentine's Day, tbh. But after the proposal part, I spent way too much time examining all the people milling around wondering who, exactly, I was supposed to be looking at.

Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so happy for?" "Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. T*ts out to here, Mike. T*ts out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike. She couldn't swim!" The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, "What are you happy about today Pat?" "Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me...T*ts out to here, Mike. ! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!" A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat down there cryin' over a beer. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so sad for?" "Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... T*ts WAY out to here, Mike. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her T*ts and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Mike! She had this great BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike! I can't swim!"

/holy wall of text!

A deliberately misleading or confusing headline is a surefire way to generate more clicks and page views. C'mon, it's Fark.

Sorry but this video is no longer available.

Fark you Yahoo.

Ctrl-Alt-Del: spigi: So it was the guy in the back who clapped that stole the show? I don't get it.

It was the gay swimmer in the background

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This is dying to end up in a Photoshop contest.

Meh, I noticed him without the cue. I was just surprised they have gay people in Missouri, though I suppose he could be visiting for the races.

Babwa Wawa: Merkin Ball: Babwa Wawa: D-D-D-Dave: "steals the show," homophobemitter?

How do you know the guy in the background is gay?

/Who's the homophobe?

I thought all swimmers were gay.

That's divers.

Even muff divers?

At first he was like.." Honey Badger don't care."

But then he got all Takai "Oh MY"

Ghastly: My gaydar was off the charts on that one, and you don't suck as many cocks as I have without learning a thing or two about homosexuals.

You've been a favorite for a while but you didn't have a tag. Now you do.

I saw the video yesterday before it was submitted. I noticed him immidiately. That guy just stands out because of his pale, bony frame (in contrast to the tan, muscular proposer) and his effeminate body language. That alone doesn't make him gay, but he's getting pretty close to the stereotype.

From the still frame used in the Yahoo! story, I thought he was a chick. And the burning question on my mind: why doesn't that chick have *any* tits *at all*?

Smeggy Smurf: Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so happy for?" "Well Mike, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. T*ts out to here, Mike. T*ts out to here! She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. I turned off the key and I said 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike. She couldn't swim!" The next day Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Mike says, "What are you happy about today Pat?" "Well Mike.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me...T*ts out to here, Mike. ! She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, 'It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Mike! She couldn't swim!" A couple days pass and Mike walks into a bar and sees Pat down there cryin' over a beer. Mike says, "Pat, what are you so sad for?" "Well Mike, I gotta tell ya.... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me... T*ts WAY out to here, Mike. She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?' So I said, 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Mike, way WAY out... much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her T*ts and said 'It's either screw or swim!' She pulled down her pants and.....She had a pecker, Mike! She had this great BIG pecker! ... and I can't swim Mike! I can't swim!"

/holy wall of text!

i knew how this joke was going to end, but i still kept farking reading it.....

Wait a minute... where did he pull that ring box out of?

I spent the whole video trying to find whoever was going to "steal the show" and had to come here to find out.

Two things:

1) I wish I had a swimmer's body. Instead I'm a fat lazy internerd
B) I wish I had some swimmers' bodies. Mmmmmm...