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kradio

2012-02-14 09:00:55 AM

My poor mother...

Harry Freakstorm

2012-02-14 09:02:15 AM

To My Darling Wife,

Maybe you drank
Maybe you smoked
But the results sure are scary.
I'm sorry about Harry

(signed)
Harry Freakstorm Sr.

artaith

2012-02-14 09:08:10 AM

Love the creepy stalker angle.

i.imgur.com

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Harry Freakstorm

2012-02-14 09:11:34 AM

To My darling Wife

Remember when we were young
and we'd walk hand in hand?
Then the war tore us apart
and I returned a changed man

But you took that hand you knew
and you told me it would be alright
I took your word to be true
As you held me in the night.

Now it's been fifty years of wedded bliss
and not a day I would have missed
Together, you and I had all the the answers
I'm so sorry I died of cancer.

I left you in this world alone
for that crime I cannot atone
For comfort my love, look to the kids and the moon
know that we'll be together soon.

Harry Freakstorm Sr. Aug 1987
Mrs. Harry Freakstorm Sr May 1994

not2bright

2012-02-14 09:15:51 AM

Andy Richter.

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attention span of a retarded fruit fly

2012-02-14 09:32:54 AM

I just want to know why people ever thought these were good or funny

mod3072

2012-02-14 09:41:38 AM

A $5 on the nightstand at the hourly rate motel is not exactly a Valentine, subby.

djpeeples12

2012-02-14 09:42:54 AM

oh god why

Cheesehead_Dave

2012-02-14 09:55:28 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smelled something funny
Then I noticed it's you

JackieRabbit

2012-02-14 09:59:17 AM

Happy horny, pussy-whipped, buying sex from your honey day, everyone!

one0nine

2012-02-14 10:10:33 AM

There is indeed a full boatload of WTF there, but this one's actually pretty cool:

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mama2tnt

2012-02-14 10:32:20 AM

okay, i can't post pictures (old lady here) - but wtF is that second, suicidal one?

Clemkadidlefark

2012-02-14 11:41:13 AM

That's some of the freakiest shiat I've yet to see on Fark

More, please

wyldkard

2012-02-14 11:43:41 AM

Applies to all - geez these make Ralph Wiggum's taste in Valentines look normal!

RobSeace

2012-02-14 12:04:26 PM

No, Pepe LePew, don't do it! It's really just a cat with a paint stripe on its back!

Enigmamf

2012-02-14 12:46:04 PM

This should have been a [photoshop] thread!

netringer

2012-02-14 01:29:04 PM

Somebody explain the innocent intent of this one:

boingboing.net

http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/02/top-100-most-strange-odd-p er plexing-and.html (new window)

Some Junkie Cosmonaut

2012-02-15 04:30:53 AM

netringer: Somebody explain the innocent intent of this one:

[boingboing.net image 455x360]

http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/02/top-100-most-strange-odd-p er plexing-and.html (new window)

Sure! You see he's innocently banging away on a cow vag there. Anything else ya need 'splained? :)

RobSeace

2012-02-15 08:09:39 AM

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: netringer: Somebody explain the innocent intent of this one:

[boingboing.net image 455x360]

http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/2012/02/top-100-most-strange-odd-p er plexing-and.html (new window)

Sure! You see he's innocently banging away on a cow vag there. Anything else ya need 'splained? :)

He? That's a very effeminate male, if so...

captjc

2012-02-15 01:29:10 PM