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(Bitten and Bound)   Jen Aniston and Paul Rudd got all sexy in a GQ photo spread that is suppose to lure you to check out their hippie flick 'Wanderlust' ... we're in. (pics, trailer)   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 73
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2012-02-14 08:51:16 AM
I honestly didn't need this shoot to want to see that movie, but I gladly accept.
 
2012-02-14 08:53:38 AM
(sponsored link)?
 
2012-02-14 10:00:04 AM
Ugh.
 
2012-02-14 10:02:53 AM
Oh goody another Hollywood movie where a middle aged couple have grown complacent in their relationship meet some free spirits, wind up experimenting with an open marriage and come out the other side realizing what they wanted was right in front of them the whole time.
As opposed to real life where one or the other spouse gets jealous or possesive and the whole situation ends in acrimony and/or violence and divorce.

/bleecch
 
2012-02-14 10:03:37 AM
Am I the only one who saw "Jennifer Aniston" and thought the headline said "nipple flick"
 
2012-02-14 10:19:30 AM

NuttierThanEver: Oh goody another Hollywood movie where a middle aged couple have grown complacent in their relationship meet some free spirits, wind up experimenting with an open marriage and come out the other side realizing what they wanted was right in front of them the whole time.
As opposed to real life where one or the other spouse gets jealous or possesive and the whole situation ends in acrimony and/or violence and divorce.

/bleecch


I want to see your version.
 
2012-02-14 10:21:55 AM
God damn that's a good looking woman. Too bad about the crazy.
 
2012-02-14 10:24:03 AM
Is he still playing drums for AC/DC?
 
2012-02-14 10:28:20 AM

Mr. Potatoass: Is he still playing drums for AC/DC?


no, he slaps the bass.
 
2012-02-14 10:31:37 AM
I learned nothing from the commercials for this movie. A couple is at some camp, there's a guy with a beard, some other guy is naked carrying luggage, someone else asks where they're from, this causes a ruckus of some sort, and then it ends with them laying in bed. GIVE US YOUR MONEY! ANISTON !!!!!!

I think Paul Rudd rocks, but I'm passing on this one.
 
2012-02-14 10:31:54 AM
Just watched the 2-and-a-half minute trailer, and I feel like I saw the entire movie.
 
2012-02-14 10:31:59 AM

NuttierThanEver: Oh goody another Hollywood movie where a middle aged couple have grown complacent in their relationship meet some free spirits, wind up experimenting with an open marriage and come out the other side realizing what they wanted was right in front of them the whole time.
As opposed to real life where one or the other spouse gets jealous or possesive and the whole situation ends in acrimony and/or violence and divorce.

/bleecch


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-02-14 10:32:07 AM
Duck face is never sexy.
 
2012-02-14 10:34:19 AM
And THIS my friends is why (heterosexual) men become actors- for the outside chance that they get to do this kind of thing.

Also, say what you will about her personality (like any of us actually know her outside of what we see/read in the media...), but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.
 
2012-02-14 10:34:49 AM

abhorrent1: God damn that's a good looking woman. Too bad about the crazy.


My guess is high maintenance prude, not crazy. Crazy tends to = freaky in bed, and I think Pitt did the Aniston->Jolie switch going for the freaky in bed.
 
2012-02-14 10:35:07 AM
My ex looks just like Jennifer Aniston, so I have a soft spot for her.

/or hard
//Whar pictures WHAR
 
2012-02-14 10:39:13 AM

darch: Also, say what you will about her personality (like any of us actually know her outside of what we see/read in the media...), but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.


I think you got that one backwards.
 
2012-02-14 10:39:38 AM

darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.


Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.
 
2012-02-14 10:45:16 AM

Alphax: darch: Also, say what you will about her personality (like any of us actually know her outside of what we see/read in the media...), but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

I think you got that one backwards.


fark no. Jennifer Aniston might have issues, but Angelina Jolie is completely farking nuts. She'd need to get about 15 boob jobs for the "hot" to even out the "crazy." I'll take Jenny any day of the week. Plus, I get the feeling that Angie gets violent when she's angry. And I don't mean, "throw a cup at you" violent. I mean "chop your dick off" or "boil your bunny" violent.

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2012-02-14 10:45:19 AM

Mugato: Aniston didn't even come close.


I'd come close for her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-02-14 10:46:57 AM
If she's as hot as she was in Horrible Bosses, I'm in.
 
2012-02-14 10:47:06 AM

Mugato: darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.


Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.
 
2012-02-14 10:47:32 AM

Mike Chewbacca: Alphax: darch: Also, say what you will about her personality (like any of us actually know her outside of what we see/read in the media...), but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

I think you got that one backwards.

fark no. Jennifer Aniston might have issues, but Angelina Jolie is completely farking nuts. She'd need to get about 15 boob jobs for the "hot" to even out the "crazy." I'll take Jenny any day of the week. Plus, I get the feeling that Angie gets violent when she's angry. And I don't mean, "throw a cup at you" violent. I mean "chop your dick off" or "boil your bunny" violent.

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Aniston's never done a thing for me.
 
2012-02-14 10:49:01 AM

TheLopper: 25 guys in a row.


Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!
 
2012-02-14 10:49:09 AM

Diogenes: NuttierThanEver: Oh goody another Hollywood movie where a middle aged couple have grown complacent in their relationship meet some free spirits, wind up experimenting with an open marriage and come out the other side realizing what they wanted was right in front of them the whole time.
As opposed to real life where one or the other spouse gets jealous or possesive and the whole situation ends in acrimony and/or violence and divorce.

/bleecch

I want to see your version.


Laurel Canyon has some similar themes in it, it also has the advantage of Kate Beckinsale's boobies, which is nice
 
2012-02-14 10:49:54 AM

Mike Chewbacca: fark no. Jennifer Aniston might have issues, but Angelina Jolie is completely farking nuts. She'd need to get about 15 boob jobs for the "hot" to even out the "crazy." I'll take Jenny any day of the week. Plus, I get the feeling that Angie gets violent when she's angry. And I don't mean, "throw a cup at you" violent. I mean "chop your dick off" or "boil your bunny" violent.


I guess we have different definitions of what's hot then. Anyway, I don't think she's crazy anymore. The kid from Hackers that she married, he got her when she was in her prime. Crazy, bisexual, no kids and untouched by Billy Bob Thornton.
 
2012-02-14 10:54:46 AM

TheLopper: Mugato: darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.

Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.


True, but I'd still love to go to Denmark, if even for just a little while.
 
2012-02-14 11:01:11 AM

Poison: TheLopper: Mugato: darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.

Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.

True, but I'd still love to go to Denmark, if even for just a little while.


You and me both.

/side note, have a good friend who's been to Copenhagen, and said it had the hottest girls he's ever seen.
 
2012-02-14 11:03:21 AM

NuttierThanEver: Oh goody another Hollywood movie where a middle aged couple have grown complacent in their relationship meet some free spirits, wind up experimenting with an open marriage and come out the other side realizing what they wanted was right in front of them the whole time.
As opposed to real life where one or the other spouse gets jealous or possesive and the whole situation ends in acrimony and/or violence and divorce.

/bleecch


Or their relationship will still work out as long as the lady gets her Mississippi mudsnake in a regular time frame, she'll overlook his fascination with furries.
 
2012-02-14 11:08:27 AM

WienerButt: My ex looks just like Jennifer Aniston, so I have a soft spot for her.

/or hard
//Whar pictures WHAR


I know the feeling because my Ex looks like a young Sharon Stone. So I kind of have a weird soft spot for her. Young Sharon that is. Old Sharon isnt all that bad either... Ive said too much.
 
2012-02-14 11:15:04 AM
Paul Rudd. I'd wreck that dude.
 
2012-02-14 11:21:20 AM
funny-pictures-blog.com
 
2012-02-14 11:37:41 AM
Love me some Paul Rudd. He's funny, good looking and doesn't take himself seriously. iamatvjunkie.typepad.com
 
2012-02-14 11:49:34 AM
Word is she FINALLY gets naked in this film. I'll wait and see if it's true..THIS TIME!

Come on, Jen...don't blue ball me again...mkay?
 
2012-02-14 11:52:57 AM

TheLopper: Mugato: darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.

Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.


Maybe she doesn't want to rush into a marriage, and have it fail like the last one? Just because she dates a lot doesn't mean she is crazy. Guys do it all the time, but why is it wrong for a woman to do the same?
 
2012-02-14 11:56:17 AM

zappaisfrank: Word is she FINALLY gets naked in this film. I'll wait and see if it's true..THIS TIME!

Come on, Jen...don't blue ball me again...mkay?


Not seen The Breakup, I take it?
 
2012-02-14 11:58:06 AM

PizzaJedi81: zappaisfrank: Word is she FINALLY gets naked in this film. I'll wait and see if it's true..THIS TIME!

Come on, Jen...don't blue ball me again...mkay?

Not seen The Breakup, I take it?


Yep..I don't consider the top quarter inch of butt crack or an out of focus far away butt shot "getting naked"...the tit slip pics were leaked and not part of the original movie.
 
2012-02-14 11:59:43 AM

TheLopper:
Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.


citation needed.

And Pitt appears to be madly in love with Angelina, while the thing with Jen wore off in the normal amount of time that people often fall out of love with each other. If to you guys this is only because one does freaky sex and the other doesn't (like you'd know), well, I feel sorry for you.
 
2012-02-14 12:03:39 PM

darch: Also, say what you will about her personality (like any of us actually know her outside of what we see/read in the media...), but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.


I agree completely. What I don't understand is why a star of Brad's stature and wealth doesn't give crazy Jennifer the heave-ho and go find himself a smoking hot 19-year-old art student. He's got more money than Crassus and doesn't need any more fame or notoriety; he's A-list. Why shack up with a blood-obsessed wiry starlet like Jolie? Do these people really need to join their fortunes together in order to live comfortably?

I just don't get it.

/white knighting for smoking hot 19-year-old art students.
 
2012-02-14 12:04:43 PM

demonfaerie: TheLopper: Mugato: darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.

Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.

Maybe she doesn't want to rush into a marriage, and have it fail like the last one? Just because she dates a lot doesn't mean she is crazy. Guys do it all the time, but why is it wrong for a woman to do the same?


You're not following what I'm saying. She's on the cover of every magazine every time "insert latest boyfriend" brakes her heart. It seems they're the ones not rushing into anything. She's beautiful and wealthy, yet a new guy is running from her every three months. And she doesn't seem shy about publicizing it. Just seems odd.
 
2012-02-14 12:06:58 PM

WienerButt: My ex looks just like Jennifer Aniston, so I have a soft spot for her.

/or hard
//Whar pictures WHAR


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2012-02-14 12:07:01 PM

cryinoutloud: TheLopper:
Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.

citation needed.

And Pitt appears to be madly in love with Angelina, while the thing with Jen wore off in the normal amount of time that people often fall out of love with each other. If to you guys this is only because one does freaky sex and the other doesn't (like you'd know), well, I feel sorry for you.


Every magazine in the check out lane of the supermarket.
 
2012-02-14 12:11:28 PM
She is getting hotter as she ages. How odd.
 
2012-02-14 12:13:01 PM

zappaisfrank: PizzaJedi81: zappaisfrank: Word is she FINALLY gets naked in this film. I'll wait and see if it's true..THIS TIME!

Come on, Jen...don't blue ball me again...mkay?

Not seen The Breakup, I take it?

Yep..I don't consider the top quarter inch of butt crack or an out of focus far away butt shot "getting naked"...the tit slip pics were leaked photoshopped fakes* and not part of the original movie.


*IIRC
 
2012-02-14 12:25:45 PM

ZMugg: zappaisfrank: PizzaJedi81: zappaisfrank: Word is she FINALLY gets naked in this film. I'll wait and see if it's true..THIS TIME!

Come on, Jen...don't blue ball me again...mkay?

Not seen The Breakup, I take it?

Yep..I don't consider the top quarter inch of butt crack or an out of focus far away butt shot "getting naked"...the tit slip pics were leaked photoshopped fakes* and not part of the original movie.

*IIRC


Nope..they're real..she confirmed it..and tried to have her lawyers get them all taken down..unsuccessfully, I might add.
 
2012-02-14 12:27:02 PM
I swear to Dog I read that as "nipple flick".
 
2012-02-14 12:29:18 PM

TheLopper: demonfaerie: TheLopper: Mugato: darch: but she is eleventy times hotter/sexier than that baby-obsessed stick figure Pitt left her for.

Jolie may be way too skinny now but at the time Brad made the right decision. Aniston didn't even come close.

Think about it, Aniston is great looking and has an awesome bod, but she's been dumped by about 25 guys in a row. There's something rotten in Denmark there.

Maybe she doesn't want to rush into a marriage, and have it fail like the last one? Just because she dates a lot doesn't mean she is crazy. Guys do it all the time, but why is it wrong for a woman to do the same?

You're not following what I'm saying. She's on the cover of every magazine every time "insert latest boyfriend" brakes her heart. It seems they're the ones not rushing into anything. She's beautiful and wealthy, yet a new guy is running from her every three months. And she doesn't seem shy about publicizing it. Just seems odd.


She isn't publicizing it the media is. She is a star so everything about her love life gets in the spotlight, and probably more so because of the craziness of Pitt going to Jolie. Who says it breaks her heart, her? I don't recall her saying every guy broke her heart. Maybe she did some of the breaking. I don't recall her dating a new guy everything 3 months either. People are just over hyping it, because the media does.
 
2012-02-14 12:31:08 PM

demonfaerie: She isn't publicizing it the media is. She is a star so everything about her love life gets in the spotlight, and probably more so because of the craziness of Pitt going to Jolie. Who says it breaks her heart, her? I don't recall her saying every guy broke her heart. Maybe she did some of the breaking. I don't recall her dating a new guy everything 3 months either. People are just over hyping it, because the media does.


Oh, please. She's declining interviews now?
 
2012-02-14 12:36:20 PM

lajotu: demonfaerie: She isn't publicizing it the media is. She is a star so everything about her love life gets in the spotlight, and probably more so because of the craziness of Pitt going to Jolie. Who says it breaks her heart, her? I don't recall her saying every guy broke her heart. Maybe she did some of the breaking. I don't recall her dating a new guy everything 3 months either. People are just over hyping it, because the media does.

Oh, please. She's declining interviews now?


I never said she was, but she has to do interviews to promote the movies she does whether they suck or not. The media brings it up not her, and she probably feels like she has to defend herself somewhat from that media freak out they had when she divorced Pitt. There is no win win situation for her about how the media perceives her.
 
2012-02-14 12:42:02 PM

zappaisfrank: ZMugg: zappaisfrank: PizzaJedi81: zappaisfrank: Word is she FINALLY gets naked in this film. I'll wait and see if it's true..THIS TIME!

Come on, Jen...don't blue ball me again...mkay?

Not seen The Breakup, I take it?

Yep..I don't consider the top quarter inch of butt crack or an out of focus far away butt shot "getting naked"...the tit slip pics were leaked photoshopped fakes* and not part of the original movie.

*IIRC

Nope..they're real..she confirmed it..and tried to have her lawyers get them all taken down..unsuccessfully, I might add.


So that means the video of her walking on the beach topless is fake (very different nipples).

This is important.

For..uh.."research"...yeah, that's it.
 
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