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		Nancy Grace screeches the appropriate question, "Who pushed Whitney Houston under water?" (dailymail.co.uk)		262
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Grables'Daughter

2012-02-14 08:16:12 AM

Oh my God do I hate that woman.

2wolves

2012-02-14 08:21:27 AM

Gravity?

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-14 08:27:13 AM

I am a firm believer that you should never wish any harm on anyone for fear of
karmic retribution.

But, in this case I hope someone runs her over repeatedly with a bus that runs
itself through the lobby of CNN center, so that both she and CNN are punished
for allowing her a platform to spew her hatefulness.

Mr. Coffee Nerves

2012-02-14 08:27:54 AM

Maybe Nancy Grace was on in the next room and Whitney went under trying to block out the inhuman caterwauling.

The opening theme to Nancy's show inspires banshees roaming the Scottish Moors to hold their skeletal hands o'er their ears.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-14 08:29:32 AM

The wrong woman drowned

Grables'Daughter

2012-02-14 08:36:09 AM

Have I mentioned that I hate Nancy Grace?

Mugato

2012-02-14 08:38:44 AM

Grables'Daughter: Have I mentioned that I hate Nancy Grace?

Even our Lord Jesus H. Christ hates Nancy Grace.

Aarontology

2012-02-14 08:40:54 AM

I heard a rumor that Nancy Grace goes around killing young women in the hopes she can use their deaths to increase the ratings of her show.

SilentStrider

2012-02-14 08:41:02 AM

Grables'Daughter: Have I mentioned that I hate Nancy Grace?

Not nearly enough.

How that woman stays employed I do not know.

bongmiester

2012-02-14 08:41:49 AM

OJ?

PC LOAD LETTER

2012-02-14 08:44:03 AM

Nothing like a prosecutor who insists she's always right and has the angle on the story.

Grables'Daughter

2012-02-14 08:45:21 AM

Because I really do hate her.

Revek

2012-02-14 08:54:49 AM

SilentStrider: Grables'Daughter: Have I mentioned that I hate Nancy Grace?

Not nearly enough.

How that woman stays employed I do not know.

Hate filled beings, who only watch Nancy grace are who keeps her employed.

/You know your mom.

themeaningoflifeisnot

2012-02-14 08:57:26 AM

Nancy Grace is such a f*cking harpy. Unfortunately, her popularity reflects a level of stupidity in this country that's rather breathtaking.

emersonbiggins

2012-02-14 09:03:56 AM

Who cares what Saucer Nipple thinks?

Jacobin

2012-02-14 09:04:17 AM

Now that the flaming nostrils of justice is on the case we will finally get to the bottom of how abusing drugs kills people

ManateeGag

2012-02-14 09:04:23 AM

2wolves: Gravity?

we're done here.

beezeltown

2012-02-14 09:04:41 AM

Mr. Brownstone?
(Sorry, sudden 80's G'n'R flashback)

HotWingConspiracy

2012-02-14 09:05:02 AM

Who manufactures valium?

namegoeshere

2012-02-14 09:05:19 AM

Aarontology: I heard a rumor that Nancy Grace goes around killing young women in the hopes she can use their deaths to increase the ratings of her show.

She's already driven one to suicide for that purpose.

machoprogrammer

2012-02-14 09:05:23 AM

Aarontology: I heard a rumor that Nancy Grace goes around killing young women in the hopes she can use their deaths to increase the ratings of her show.

Why did Nancy Grace push Whitney Houston under water?

Satanic_Hamster

2012-02-14 09:05:44 AM

Shame that Glen Beck didn't take her with him to Fox.

Tyrosine

2012-02-14 09:05:48 AM

Q: 'Who let Whitney Houston go under her water?'

A: Whitney.

Tom_Slick

2012-02-14 09:06:29 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Nothing like a prosecutor who insists she's always right and has the angle on the story.

My Atlanta lawyer friends tell me that is the reason she is a former prosecutor. That and juries started hating her.

SDRR

2012-02-14 09:06:50 AM

Aarontology: I heard a rumor that Nancy Grace goes around killing young women's young children in the hopes she can use their deaths to increase the ratings of her show.

FTFY

Mantour

2012-02-14 09:07:14 AM

Drubell

2012-02-14 09:07:18 AM

Shut up, Tit-mom

antidisestablishmentarianism

2012-02-14 09:08:02 AM

This i show many f*cks I give about Nancy Grace:

Nancy Grace's Disturbingly Vast Areolae

2012-02-14 09:08:24 AM

Her areolae are like ultra sensitive radar-like crime detectors...

further enhanced by her psychic uber-notrils...

even a bad thought gets those pepperonis in a knot

namegoeshere

2012-02-14 09:08:26 AM

Whitney's former bodyguard was on somewhere saying that there was protocol in place to not allow her to bathe, only shower. And to not leave her alone in the bathroom, but to check her every seven minutes. This was not followed, and she died.

So a) how much of a Hot Mess must she have been that she needed to be toddler-supervised in the bath, and

b) she needed no help to drown in the tub. Other than chemical, that is

DjangoStonereaver

2012-02-14 09:09:08 AM

SDRR: Aarontology: I heard a rumor that Nancy Grace goes around killing young women's young children in the hopes she can use their deaths to increase the ratings of her show.

FTFY

Well, she already bullied one of her guests into committing suicide. (new window)

Its not that big a step into out and out murder for her.

retarded

2012-02-14 09:09:35 AM

Nancy Grace Seen In Graveyard Sucking Marrow From Caylee Anthony's Bones

snocone

2012-02-14 09:11:01 AM

Someone must do it.
I volunteer to hold Grace under water.

PanicMan

2012-02-14 09:11:09 AM

Nancy Grace screeches the appropriate question, "Who pushed Whitney Houston under water?"

You might not want to ask that question. Someone might be looking to hire them to do the same to you.

vpb

2012-02-14 09:12:20 AM

SilentStrider: Grables'Daughter: Have I mentioned that I hate Nancy Grace?

Not nearly enough.

How that woman stays employed I do not know.

She says crazy stuff that gets people to watch her to see what sort of crazy thing she will say next.

That's why.

Miracle Whip

2012-02-14 09:14:01 AM

Nancy, you know who did it.........Casey Anthony.

And, yes she will get away with it again. So be happy that you get to spend the next year losing your shiat all over again. You get to feel important, like a big girl reporter!! Yay Nancy!!

PC LOAD LETTER

2012-02-14 09:14:58 AM

I don't wish any harm to her, but if she did meet a demise out of malice, my deepest, most sincere hope is that no one gives a crap and it just festers unsolved for all eternity.

Freakin Rican

2012-02-14 09:15:04 AM

Did anyone mention that Grables'Daughter really hates Nancy Grace?

ManOfTeal

2012-02-14 09:15:12 AM

/Separated at birth.

vudukungfu

2012-02-14 09:16:00 AM

Freakin Rican: Did anyone mention that Grables'Daughter really hates Nancy Grace?

Polar opposites.
Like anyone would want to see Nancy Grace nekkid.

BeerBear

2012-02-14 09:16:50 AM

Grables'Daughter: Oh my God do I hate that woman.

most people do.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

2012-02-14 09:16:58 AM

ManOfTeal: [cdn.shopify.com image 396x300]
[t3.gstatic.com image 261x193]

/Separated at birth.

I'm guessing Nancy's schwartz is bigger.

whatsupchuck

2012-02-14 09:17:10 AM

Goddamn the pusher man.

Snort

2012-02-14 09:17:38 AM

2wolves: Gravity?

Time to put Newton on trial.

Snapper Carr

2012-02-14 09:19:14 AM

Tom_Slick: PC LOAD LETTER: Nothing like a prosecutor who insists she's always right and has the angle on the story.

My Atlanta lawyer friends tell me that is the reason she is a former prosecutor. That and juries started hating her.

Not to mention at least two instances of prosecutorial misconduct (new window)

Tat'dGreaser

2012-02-14 09:20:19 AM

Grables'Daughter: Oh my God do I hate that woman.

Word on that

mortimer_ford

2012-02-14 09:20:41 AM

themeaningoflifeisnot: Nancy Grace is such a f*cking harpy. Unfortunately, her popularity reflects a level of stupidity in this country that's rather breathtaking.

She needs to start a cult in a South American country and get it over with.

Cythraul

2012-02-14 09:21:11 AM

I'm pretty sure Nancy Grace is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Pants full of macaroni!!

2012-02-14 09:21:21 AM

Freakin Rican: Did anyone mention that Grables'Daughter really hates Nancy Grace?

Don't most sane people?

cc_rider

2012-02-14 09:21:28 AM

retarded: Nancy Grace Seen In Graveyard Sucking Marrow From Caylee Anthony's Bones

Oh, I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at that!

/Farking vulture that she is.

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