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SilentStrider: Grables'Daughter: Have I mentioned that I hate Nancy Grace?

Not nearly enough.

How that woman stays employed I do not know.

Ratings. Money. And Satan refuses to let her into hell.

Cythraul: Grables'Daughter,

I want you to tell me how you feel about... Nancy Grace.

Any thoughts?

I hate her.

You are all overlooking the important point: There's always somebody to blame.

Grables'Daughter: Mearen: Grables'Daughter: I hate Nancy Grace.

I'm not sure how you feel. You're saying you don't like Nancy Grace?

No.

No I'm not.

I'm saying that I hate Nancy Grace.

well quit beatin around the bush with all your ambiguous words and riddles...

If Nancy Grace were on fire (it could happen) and you are the only one within a couple hundred yards (I'm not saying you set her on fire... it was probably an accident... and everyone else ran away... and just coincidentally, you lingered to watch)... and you had two buckets... one filled with cool refreshing water and the other filled with some sort of flammable liquid (or gel... it could be napalm)... what would you do?

Grables'Daughter: Katolu: Grables'Daughter: This one is pretty good, too. (new window)

You are now highlighted in a nice purple. Your tenacity, I digs it.

Thank you. Purple is my favorite color.

The Envoy: Grables'Daughter: Nancy Grace: Prosecutorial misconduct

What a shiatbag.



Who, Nancy Grace?

I hate her.

Would her body washing up on a beach somewhere convey my affection?

/i keed

I remember when those 3 Duke (sucks) lacrosse players were acquitted. That biatch spent MONTHS publicly bashing them.

Her show the day of the acquittals, she took the night off and had a substitute. Farking biatch can't face the music.

Sofa King Smart: Grables'Daughter: Mearen: Grables'Daughter: I hate Nancy Grace.

I'm not sure how you feel. You're saying you don't like Nancy Grace?

No.

No I'm not.

I'm saying that I hate Nancy Grace.

well quit beatin around the bush with all your ambiguous words and riddles...

If Nancy Grace were on fire (it could happen) and you are the only one within a couple hundred yards (I'm not saying you set her on fire... it was probably an accident... and everyone else ran away... and just coincidentally, you lingered to watch)... and you had two buckets... one filled with cool refreshing water and the other filled with some sort of flammable liquid (or gel... it could be napalm)... what would you do?

First of all, thank you, Sofa King Smart for helping me clarify. Apparently I was not clear earlier.

In your scenario, I would go up to the burning-to-death-Nancy-Grace and ask if she is okay. As she is screaming in pain, I would then ask if there is anything that I could do to possibly help her. As she yelled at me to throw the bucket of cool, refreshing water on her, I would tell her that I couldn't hear her, and could she please speak up a bit. Then I would say "Oh, I see, you're on fire and you need help, and you want the cool, refreshing water?" As she was screaming at me for more help, I would go to the bucket of water and start to drink from it. I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

Grables'Daughter: Katolu: Grables'Daughter: This one is pretty good, too. (new window)

You are now highlighted in a nice purple. Your tenacity, I digs it.

Thank you. Purple is my favorite color.

A fantastic coincidence - I have you highlighted in purple as well.

Oh, and regarding one of the photos you posted:


That almost looks like an Eddie Izzard or SNL version of Nancy Grace rather than the real thing (although I know it is the real thing, scarily enough).

Who cares how she drowned? It's a good thing for her she did.

Jon Stewart tearing a strip out of Nancy Grace (new window)

/judging by her size, an airport landing strip

She just really annoys me. Still cant believe she hasent got fired for all the shiat she spews and gets wrong. But it was funny to watch her lose her shiat over Casey Anthony.

groppet: Still cant believe she hasent got fired for all the shiat she spews and gets wrong.

Fired? That's her job description. Hint - She's not really a "reporter". She's a professional swimming pool turd.

Grables'Daughter: From Wikipedia on Nancy Grace: Prosecutorial misconduct
The Supreme Court of Georgia has twice commented on Grace's conduct as a prosecutor. First, in a 1994 heroin drug trafficking case, Bell v. State, the Court declared a mistrial, saying that Grace had "exceeded the wide latitude of closing argument" by drawing comparisons to unrelated murder and rape cases.[8]

In 1997, the court was more severe, overturning the murder-arson conviction of businessman W. W. Carr in the death of his wife. While the court said its reversal was not due to these transgressions, since the case had turned primarily on circumstantial evidence, it nevertheless concluded "the conduct of the prosecuting attorney in this case demonstrated her disregard of the notions of due process and fairness, and was inexcusable."[9] Carr was freed in 2004 when The Georgia Supreme Court ruled unanimously that Fulton County had waited too long to retry him, thereby unfairly prejudicing his right to a fair trial.[10]

Despite upholding the conviction she sought, a panel of the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals wrote in a 2005 opinion that Grace "played fast and loose" with her ethical duties and failed to "fulfill her responsibilities" as a prosecutor in the 1990 triple murder trial of Herbert Connell Stephens.[11] The court agreed that it was "difficult to conclude that Grace did not knowingly use ... [apparently false] testimony" from a detective that there were no other suspects, despite the existence of outstanding arrest warrants for other men.[11]

Pretty sure this was her resume for Television Broadcasters... the bit they got a stiffy off of anyway. It has "maverick" written all over it.

She wasn't pushed. You have to get in the water before you jump the shark.

Grables'Daughter: In your scenario, I would go up to the burning-to-death-Nancy-Grace and ask if she is okay. As she is screaming in pain, I would then ask if there is anything that I could do to possibly help her. As she yelled at me to throw the bucket of cool, refreshing water on her, I would tell her that I couldn't hear her, and could she please speak up a bit. Then I would say "Oh, I see, you're on fire and you need help, and you want the cool, refreshing water?" As she was screaming at me for more help, I would go to the bucket of water and start to drink from it. I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

but you wouldn't use the second bucket... the one filled with some sort of flammable liquid (maybe a gel, possibly napalm)?

What if there happened to be marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate bars nearby?
would it be wrong if her smoldering remains generated the heat necessary to toast the marshmallow to nice fluffy golden tan, where it could then be nestled between firm, crisp graham crackers causing the chocolate to melt sensuously around the marshmallow... mingling, entwining.... oozing when the graham crackers are slowly pressed together... the scent of melting chocolate and toasted marshmallow wafting skyward... causing a warm, tingling sensation, deep inside... an insistent longing...

nevermind... I'll... uh... be right back... I need to ... uh... take care of something...

IronOcelot: People need to google bomb he hell out of "Why did Nancy Grace push Whitney Houston under water?"

This thread comes up on the first page.

Grables'Daughter: In your scenario, I would go up to the burning-to-death-Nancy-Grace and ask if she is okay. As she is screaming in pain, I would then ask if there is anything that I could do to possibly help her. As she yelled at me to throw the bucket of cool, refreshing water on her, I would tell her that I couldn't hear her, and could she please speak up a bit. Then I would say "Oh, I see, you're on fire and you need help, and you want the cool, refreshing water?" As she was screaming at me for more help, I would go to the bucket of water and start to drink from it. I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

OK, I've reread this a few times now and the general feeling that I'm taking away from it is that you think nancy grace is hawt and thinking about her like this makes you really wet.

Grables'Daughter: I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

Let's see... Grables'Daughter in a wet t-shirt beside a flaming smoking screaming in napalm-induced agony DIAF Vietnamese burning monk look-alike Nancy Grace.

The thought gives me goose bumps. Everywhere. Thanks.

SkunkWerks: Millennium: What? The cruelty of being exposed to information and viewpoints you don't like?

Dance competitions are not "viewpoints". Anyone who tells you they are is selling something.

I said information and viewpoints: a broader term than just viewpoints alone. A dance competition isn't good for much other than entertainment, but it is information nonetheless. I personally don't find it very good for entertainment either, but I have what I daresay is an elegant solution for that: I don't watch.

Sure, it means I have to learn to live with people who do watch, in the sense of sharing the same general region of space-time without killing or enslaving them; I don't know any such people, but given the show's ratings I assume they exist. This isn't unlike having to learn to live with people who have different religious and/or political beliefs, in the sense of actually dwelling among such people without going stark farking bonkers. But honestly, after years of both, I've found that it isn't so bad.

And yeah, there are some people out there that I'd rather not share a cosmos with: bullies, terrorists, eudaimonists, PS360 fans, and a few others. But given that I know there are people out there who would rather not share a cosmos with me -including some among the aforementioned groups- even learning to live with them isn't so bad. Better, in any case, than allowing for a system which could one day give them the ability to act on that desire. This is not always the most pleasant of experiences, but not a bad thing. Why not extend it to people who watch dance competitions?

Will somebody PLEASE acknowledge my handle!
Just.
Once.

/ then i will go away.

Nancy Grace's Disturbingly Vast Areolae: Will somebody PLEASE acknowledge my handle!
Just.
Once.

/ then i will go away.

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Millennium: I said information and viewpoints:

Dance competitions aren't information either.

bunner: groppet: Still cant believe she hasent got fired for all the shiat she spews and gets wrong.

Fired? That's her job description. Hint - She's not really a "reporter". She's a professional swimming pool turd.

Yeah I know but they way she talks, I wont say reports, you would think she and the network would have been sued about a million times by now.

Nancy Grace's Disturbingly Vast Areolae: Will somebody PLEASE acknowledge my handle!
Just.
Once.

/ then i will go away.

I should murder you for putting that image in my head.

Instead, I will now proceed to remove iced tea from my keyboard and monitor.

Splinshints
Nancy Grace and the other talking heads are symptoms of the bigger problem: a substantial portion of this country is dumb as a farking brick, knows it, and doesn't give a shiat. Millions of Americans would rather turn on their TV at night and be told what to think and who to hate than put any effort of their own into improving their lot in life. They're lazy, ignorant, and going nowhere and they'd rather get angry and blame everyone else than do anything that would help them improve their own lives.

Pretty much this.

And why did Nancy Grace push Whitney Houston under water?

Grables'Daughter: I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

mikieb: DjangoStonereaver: SDRR: Aarontology: I heard a rumor that Nancy Grace goes around killing young women's young children in the hopes she can use their deaths to increase the ratings of her show.

FTFY

Well, she already bullied one of her guests into committing suicide. (new window)

Its not that big a step into out and out murder for her.

She also publicly called for the torture of Jeff Ricori, the first suspect in the Elizabeth Smart disappearance, to make him give up the location of where he hid her body. He then later died in police custody. Ricori's widow got a huge payout from CNN for that. Roland Martin and Rick Sanchez get suspended and fired for what they say, and Harpy Grace gets away with accessory to murder/suicide. Why does CNN hate minorities?

I'm very glad I'm not the only one who remembers this. That was the moment I really formed my hatred for this low-life attention whore.

given the chance i would bludgeon her half to death. hide her as a coma patient in a hospital somewhere and send cnn hour long videos every day so they could keep nancy grace looking for nancy grace

I really hope this was a tragic accident. The first thing that popped in my head was that she passed out and fell into the tub. I thought maybe she had a prescription for somas which will KO you in a heartbeat, but I guess xanax may do the same. My mother died of cancer a few years ago, and she used to take somas to help her sleep. Pretty powerful stuff.

Nancy Grace's Disturbingly Vast Areolae: Will somebody PLEASE acknowledge my handle!
Just.
Once.

/ then i will go away.

I gived you a funny button click. You owe me one on any Summer Glau thread.

/A GIS for Nacy Grace is surprisingly painful btw.

Sofa King Smart: Grables'Daughter: In your scenario, I would go up to the burning-to-death-Nancy-Grace and ask if she is okay. As she is screaming in pain, I would then ask if there is anything that I could do to possibly help her. As she yelled at me to throw the bucket of cool, refreshing water on her, I would tell her that I couldn't hear her, and could she please speak up a bit. Then I would say "Oh, I see, you're on fire and you need help, and you want the cool, refreshing water?" As she was screaming at me for more help, I would go to the bucket of water and start to drink from it. I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

OK, I've reread this a few times now and the general feeling that I'm taking away from it is that you think nancy grace is hawt and thinking about her like this makes you really rewind2846: Grables'Daughter: I would then pour the bucket of cool, refreshing water all over myself so that I do not get burned from the flames of the dying Nancy Grace.

Let's see... Grables'Daughter in a wet t-shirt beside a flaming smoking screaming in napalm-induced agony DIAF Vietnamese burning monk look-alike Nancy Grace.

The thought gives me goose bumps. Everywhere. Thanks.

wet.


Oh my god. I don't know how I could be any clearer.

I'm sorry if I am giving off mixed signals here.

I hate Nancy Grace.

Odio a Nancy Grace.

أنا أكره نانسي غريس.

Ek haat Nancy Grace.

Nancy Grace Gorroto dut.

Vihaan Nancy Grace.

Ich hasse Nancy Grace.

私はナンシーグレイスを憎む。

我討厭南希·格雷斯。

אני שונא את ננסי גרייס.

Mrzim Nancy Grace.

나는 낸시 그레이스가 싫어.

Я ненавижу Нэнси Грейс.

من نفرت نانسی گریس.

Is fuath liom Nancy Grace.

אני שונא את ננסי גרייס.

Jeg hater Nancy Grace.

میں نینسی فضل سے نفرت ہے.

ನಾನು ಹೆಂಗಸಿನಂಥ ಗ್ರೇಸ್ ದ್ವೇಷಿಸುತ್ತೇನೆ.

This is a bookmark to remind me to come back into this thread and click the crap out of the "Smart" button for everything Grables'Daughter has posted.

/damn phone

Thank you bunner, groppet and Summer Glau's Love Slave !

Now I is all happy !

SkunkWerks: Millennium: I said information and viewpoints:

Dance competitions aren't information either.

As I pointed out above, they are. As information, they don't happen to be good for much other than entertainment (IMHO they aren't even very good for that, but if the ratings are any indication there are a lot of people who think they are), but they're information all the same.

It is obvious that she slipped on the gravy dish. THE GRAVY DISH!!!

/walks up to podium
//waits for press to settle down
///taps microphone

"Ahem. Um, hello, everyone. Thank you for coming today. I have come to you to make a statement. I will try to be very brief, and then I will not be taking your questions when I am finished, as I believe that what I have to say should stand on its own. I, Grables'Daughter, want to publicly unequivocally proclaim on this day, February 14, 2012, that I hate Nancy Grace. I hate Nancy Grace. I hate her very much, I hate her with every fiber of my being, and I hate her with me entire soul. Thank you for your time."

/walks away from podium

I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!

flamingboar: I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!

Hey.

I tried that.

You have to be more clear with this group.