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(My Fox DC) Cool How to make a million off of your restaurant in the first year. Step 1: buy an old bank. Step 2: find hundreds of safety deposit boxes worth $1.7 million in the basement. Step 3: cook some burgers or something   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 64
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2012-02-14 08:20:39 AM
Quipped the bloke: I'm not a chef, but I play on on the Telly.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 08:37:36 AM
The haul was sent to Britain's Treasury department.

In Massachusetts somebody found an abandoned safe with over $100,000 inside. Lawyers lined up with plausible and implausible claims for the money. The judge ruled the state got to keep it.
 
2012-02-14 09:22:33 AM
FTA: Their owners could not be traced, so Bank of England officials used a drill to break open the boxes. They found jewelry, gold and even master tapes by British bands Joy Division and New Order.

Seems like the owners of the latter should be fairly easy to find.
 
2012-02-14 09:26:30 AM
Seems like if he bought the building, he's the owner of the contents left abandoned at the building.
 
2012-02-14 09:48:29 AM
If I found saftey deposit boxes in my building, anyone would be the last people I'd tell.
 
2012-02-14 11:18:42 AM
doglover: If I found saftey deposit boxes in my building, anyone would be the last people I'd tell.

especially if you were already setting up a cash-based business like a restaurant that you could slowly funnel your new found gains through.
 
2012-02-14 11:20:13 AM
doglover: If I found saftey deposit boxes in my building, anyone would be the last people I'd tell.

Right, but I thought that it was the builders that found it.
 
2012-02-14 11:22:17 AM
Grables'Daughter: doglover: If I found saftey deposit boxes in my building, anyone would be the last people I'd tell.

Right, but I thought that it was the builders that found it.


don't drag the article into this.
 
2012-02-14 11:27:16 AM
thomps: Grables'Daughter: doglover: If I found saftey deposit boxes in my building, anyone would be the last people I'd tell.

Right, but I thought that it was the builders that found it.

don't drag the article into this.


/puts head down

Sorry.
 
2012-02-14 12:04:29 PM
*safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*
 
2012-02-14 12:05:38 PM
ZAZ: The haul was sent to Britain's Treasury department.

In Massachusetts somebody found an abandoned safe with over $100,000 inside. Lawyers lined up with plausible and implausible claims for the money. The judge ruled the state got to keep it.


This is why you don't report to the government anything that you find, otherwise they'll keep it for themselves. Whoever is in power makes the final decision, so who did you THINK was going to get the money?

/finders keepers b*tches!
 
2012-02-14 12:06:56 PM
MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*


Good point.

/have to go find and ATM machine.
 
2012-02-14 12:07:23 PM
Oh great, one more reason not to like him.
 
2012-02-14 12:09:30 PM
Just watched the bank job last night so I'm getting a kick
 
2012-02-14 12:10:08 PM
MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*


word
 
2012-02-14 12:11:41 PM
Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word


What IS the *safe* word?
 
2012-02-14 12:12:57 PM
Bernie Sumner would probably like to get his tapes back. I would like to hear/buy the Joy Division stuff.
 
2012-02-14 12:15:49 PM
madpiper: Bernie Sumner would probably like to get his tapes back. I would like to hear/buy the Joy Division stuff.

the box probably belonged to Tony Wilson or someone deceased from Factory. He is dead.
those tapes will get where they need to go.
 
2012-02-14 12:17:06 PM
 
2012-02-14 12:17:25 PM
Bladel: FTA: Their owners could not be traced, so Bank of England officials used a drill to break open the boxes. They found jewelry, gold and even master tapes by British bands Joy Division and New Order.

Seems like the owners of the latter should be fairly easy to find.


Macclesfield Cemetery, look for the headstone that says "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

Grables'Daughter: What IS the *safe* word?

*What* IS the safe word.

/what? What?...
 
2012-02-14 12:18:40 PM
Grables'Daughter: Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word

What IS the *safe* word?


Lady's choice; pick something you wont forget and can utter while under duress.
 
2012-02-14 12:20:15 PM
Grables'Daughter: Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word

What IS the *safe* word?


As long as it's not "MMfmffm" we should be good.
 
2012-02-14 12:21:38 PM
Grables'Daughter: /have to go find and ATM machine.

Don't forget your PIN number.

/EIP.
 
2012-02-14 12:22:38 PM
Is it safe?

www.cinemaretro.com
 
2012-02-14 12:25:43 PM
"Who's on first?"

"No, Who got to third base."

"What?"

"No, What's the safeword."

"What's the safeword?"

"That's right."

"But who's on first?"

"I told you, he got to third base."

"What?"

"That's not needed, it's only third base. Maybe when he goes home."

"When who goes home?"

"No, When's on second. Who's with Why on third base."

"What?"

"I told you, it's not necessary, they're only on third base! When they go home, maybe."

"Why would he go home?"

"Why's not with He, Why's with Who!"

"Who?"

"Why!"

"What"

"SAFEWORD!"
 
2012-02-14 12:28:30 PM
Grables'Daughter: Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word

What IS the *safe* word?


In my case? Usually a muffled scream.
 
2012-02-14 12:32:49 PM
thomps: doglover: If I found saftey deposit boxes in my building, anyone would be the last people I'd tell.

especially if you were already setting up a cash-based business like a restaurant that you could slowly funnel your new found gains through.


Yes and any other items just "show up" in the lost and found after being left in the loo , which are never claimed ( funny thing that ) . like diamond rings, bonds , rare coins , and the master recordings of Joy Division
 
2012-02-14 12:34:05 PM
labman: Seems like if he bought the building, he's the owner of the contents left abandoned at the building.

As anyone who has had to sit through a hellish 1L Property Law class can tell you, that would depend entirely on whether the property was "abandoned", or merely "mislaid" by it's proper owner. And then Britian adds additional wonky laws about treasure hordes being property of The Crown, but money found in burial mounds and the like being property of the finder with a "first right of refusal" buyout by the British museum or somesuch.
 
2012-02-14 12:38:49 PM
Odd Bird: Grables'Daughter: Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word

What IS the *safe* word?

Lady's choice; pick something you wont forget and can utter while under duress.


Dammit, Odd Bird's here, and I have to head off to work.
 
2012-02-14 12:39:04 PM
Magorn: labman: Seems like if he bought the building, he's the owner of the contents left abandoned at the building.

As anyone who has had to sit through a hellish 1L Property Law class can tell you, that would depend entirely on whether the property was "abandoned", or merely "mislaid" by it's proper owner. And then Britian adds additional wonky laws about treasure hordes being property of The Crown, but money found in burial mounds and the like being property of the finder with a "first right of refusal" buyout by the British museum or somesuch.


I am more comfortable in thinking about such stuff in terms of finders, keepers and 9/10 of the law.
 
2012-02-14 12:44:00 PM
MadAzza: Grables'Daughter: Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word

What IS the *safe* word?

In my case? Usually a muffled scream.



Cant beat the classics.
homepage.mac.com
 
2012-02-14 12:47:19 PM
Magorn: labman: Seems like if he bought the building, he's the owner of the contents left abandoned at the building.

As anyone who has had to sit through a hellish 1L Property Law class can tell you, that would depend entirely on whether the property was "abandoned", or merely "mislaid" by it's proper owner. And then Britian adds additional wonky laws about treasure hordes being property of The Crown, but money found in burial mounds and the like being property of the finder with a "first right of refusal" buyout by the British museum or somesuch.


Treasure trove, not hordes? Asking, not being snooty.
 
2012-02-14 12:50:26 PM
Flint Ironstag:
Cant beat the classics.


Did you say fluggegecheimen?
 
2012-02-14 12:56:19 PM
MadAzza: Grables'Daughter: Odd Bird: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

word

What IS the *safe* word?

In my case? Usually a muffled scream.


Want
 
2012-02-14 12:58:19 PM
James Scameron: madpiper: Bernie Sumner would probably like to get his tapes back. I would like to hear/buy the Joy Division stuff.

the box probably belonged to Tony Wilson or someone deceased from Factory. He is dead.
those tapes will get where they need to go.


Factory didn't own the masters. The bands did.
 
2012-02-14 01:06:39 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

Blueberry pancakes.
 
2012-02-14 01:07:25 PM
sendbillmoney: Magorn: labman: Seems like if he bought the building, he's the owner of the contents left abandoned at the building.

As anyone who has had to sit through a hellish 1L Property Law class can tell you, that would depend entirely on whether the property was "abandoned", or merely "mislaid" by it's proper owner. And then Britian adds additional wonky laws about treasure hordes being property of The Crown, but money found in burial mounds and the like being property of the finder with a "first right of refusal" buyout by the British museum or somesuch.

Treasure trove, not hordes? Asking, not being snooty.


Correct "trove" is the actual legal term of art. Apparently the rule works like this: If the treasure was buried with the intention of digging it back up again someday, then it's a trove and it presumptively belongs to the crown (justified as being for back taxes or, just because they arethe monarch and they make the bloody rules) if on the other hand you buried it with then intention it stay buried, then it's not a trove and belongs to owner of the land, or the finder, or split 50/50 between the two. However the British Museum basically gets to figure out what the fair market value of the treasure is and write you a check and take possession of the actual items if they so choose..
 
2012-02-14 01:18:26 PM
Bladel: FTA: Their owners could not be traced, so Bank of England officials used a drill to break open the boxes. They found jewelry, gold and even master tapes by British bands Joy Division and New Order.

Seems like the owners of the latter should be fairly easy to find.


Ian Curtis especially. He hasn't changed his address for years.
 
2012-02-14 01:20:32 PM
aniyn: Flint Ironstag:
Cant beat the classics.

Did you say fluggegecheimen?


Yes.

And this, of course. I love Eurotrip.
 
2012-02-14 01:23:17 PM
SharkTrager: Factory didn't own the masters. The bands did.

[citation needed]

I don't know the details of this particular case, and that's kind of the point. Unless you're familiar with the details of the recording contract, and it's written specifically enough to stave off civil court challenged, it's generally very difficult to say who actually owns the actual materials that are used to create a record.
 
2012-02-14 01:27:41 PM
I certainly would contact the local authorities so the could haul it away.
If I were to keep it, I definitely pay the taxes on it.
I would try and locate the true owners and return the merchandise.

1) All of the above is true.
2) Some of the above is true.
3) None of the above is true.

Correct answer is:
 
2012-02-14 01:36:18 PM
Flint Ironstag: aniyn: Flint Ironstag:
Cant beat the classics.

Did you say fluggegecheimen?

Yes.

And this, of course. I love Eurotrip.


Hmm, I know what I'm loading into the DVD player when I get home this evening.

/Scotty doesn't know
 
2012-02-14 01:39:43 PM
No one ever went looking for their boxes after this bank closed? I can imagine that some of them were owned by people who died and others who simply forgot about them, but there wasn't a single box owned by a living person who wanted to look at their stuff or needed that secret cache of, well, cash?
 
2012-02-14 01:44:41 PM
ZAZ: In Massachusetts somebody found an abandoned safe with over $100,000 inside. Lawyers lined up with plausible and implausible claims for the money. The judge ruled the state got to keep it.

The first rule about finding an abandoned safe...
 
2012-02-14 01:48:15 PM
jbtilley: ZAZ: In Massachusetts somebody found an abandoned safe with over $100,000 inside. Lawyers lined up with plausible and implausible claims for the money. The judge ruled the state got to keep it.

The first rule about finding an abandoned safe...


...is to scrape the remains of the coyote that it fell on off it?

/meep! meep!
 
2012-02-14 01:56:22 PM
Jewelry and gold... Pffft. Where can we find out more about the Joy Division and New Order masters?
 
2012-02-14 01:58:48 PM
Grables'Daughter: MadAzza: *safe* deposit box

not "safety"

*safe*

Good point.

/have to go find and ATM machine.


I thought you *were* an ATM machine, more or less...
 
2012-02-14 02:27:52 PM
labman: Seems like if he bought the building, he's the owner of the contents left abandoned at the building.

He'd only own the debt and liabilities.
 
2012-02-14 02:48:59 PM
There's an old saying: How do you make a small fortune in the restaurant business? Start with a large fortune
 
2012-02-14 02:53:57 PM
Crewmannumber6: There's an old saying: How do you make a small fortune in the restaurant business? Start with a large fortune

My wife really wants to own a restaurant, she ran a small bakery in Beirut before she came over so she's pretty sure she can do it. I've tried to get her to watch as many episodes of Kitchen Nightmares to show her what the unromantic reality of it is.

My parents know one successful restaurant owner, he's had the same family owned Chinese place for over 40 years. He also gets up at 5am every day and doesn't get home until after midnight. If you're going to work like an emergency room physician, then you should at least get paid like one.
 
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