They included a couple wiggers in there to not seem racist.

needle in the hay, by eliot smith.

genepool lifeboat: bonefish: Tool-Prison Sex

...and I raise you "Stinkfist"

Those songs actually turn me on.

genepool lifeboat: Cythraul: genepool lifeboat: bonefish: Tool-Prison Sex

...and I raise you "Stinkfist"

Those songs actually turn me on.

Oddly enough, they have the same effect on my wife.
Probably why I'm such a Tool fan.

This should scare all three of us (for our own separate reasons), considering what those songs are actually about.

Hint: When TOOL performs songs about sex or drugs, they're usually using it as a metaphor.

oh, RAED, you are the worst artist on youtube...

Well, it may not suck the fun out of sex, but I nominate "More than a woman" as the most sexist song of all time, followed closely by "Having my baby" and "I am woman, hear me roar".

You may be more than a woman*, lady, but a good cigar is still a smoke. (Shakes cigar) (Badaboom! Badabing!)

"Bolero" sucks the fun out of sex. It's impossible to hear it without thinking of Dudley Moore. As Arthur. In Arthur 2. No the funny Dudley Moore of Cook and Moore or Bedazzled. If you're really unlucky, hearing Bolero will make you think of the topless scene that Julie Andrews did and you're down for the next 48 hours.

* But still slightly less than a cowboy's horse.

Old Brantgoose Parody of "I am Woman":

I am woman, hear me roar!
As I'm busting down the door
Of this bastion of ma-le solitude.
I'm gonna rearrange your face
But first I'll redecorate this place
I find the decor repulsive and rather crude.

Another Parody of "The Sound of Music":

The hills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiive, with the sound of Julie
With songs she has sung, for a thousand years
My heart is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of Julie
The sound of Julie keeps ringing in my ears!

She dances, she prances, she sings a song
Oh, so mer-ri-ly
She flaunted her t*ts once, but that was wrong
So they cut it out for Tee Veeeeeeeeeeeee!

My heart is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of Julie
The sound of Julie keeps ringing in my ears!

busy chillin': genepool lifeboat


Hint: When TOOL performs songs about sex or drugs, they're usually using it as a metaphor.

Correct sir. I think for us its the way the music flows and the way it is being sung and not so much the meaning behind it. YMMV

so, is there sh*t, blood, and cum on his hands or not?

See, there ya go gettin' me all excited again.

poot_rootbeer: What is a "music video"?

*reads multi-page Cracked list-article*

Oh, it's a kind of YouTube video where twentysomething hipster kids take their Flipcams and act out the story in the hipster songs they made in Garage Band.

/hipster.

I'm disturbed by the number of people in this thread thinking that the people in TFA are acts under some kind of serious consideration. It's article about shiatty music for us to gawk at. I'm not even sure any of those acts could be considered Hipster by even the loosest definition that Fark holds of the word .