This is precisely why I lay down a good spread of caltrops before I ever step in the shower.

He could at least fold the laundry and cook dinner like the guy from yesterday.

C?

Did anyone read that article before printing it?

I am not sure what the article is saying. I think someone's cat may have posted it.

Crucible1001: I am not sure what the article is saying. I think someone's cat may have posted it.



/my cat would have done a much better job

It was Rocky, it should have read 1. 2. C.

not surprised

miss diminutive: This is precisely why I lay down a good spread of caltrops before I ever step in the shower.

I've been meaning to tell you: You're probably one short. Had that bastard stuck in my heel for a fortnight so far.

GranoblasticMan: miss diminutive: This is precisely why I lay down a good spread of caltrops before I ever step in the shower.

I've been meaning to tell you: You're probably one short. Had that bastard stuck in my heel for a fortnight so far.

Well, that would explain the girlish scream I heard while in the shower the other week.

miss diminutive: GranoblasticMan: miss diminutive: This is precisely why I lay down a good spread of caltrops before I ever step in the shower.

I've been meaning to tell you: You're probably one short. Had that bastard stuck in my heel for a fortnight so far.

Well, that would explain the girlish scream I heard while in the shower the other week.

Possibly. Was there weeping in pain for a good 4 hours following? That'd be me.

Actually, the person did 2, sort of. She ran to her neighbors, and the neighbor (ex-cop) grabbed a gun, and ran back to confront the guy. A struggle ensued, and the ex-cop.ended up getting shot in the hand.

The herald tribune had a much better story.

From the Sheriff's Office press release: "Wayo has 14 prior felony convictions and was just released from prison six months ago. At the time of his arrest he had an active warrant for violation of probation for dealing in stolen property."

To repeat myself, prison is for stupid people. If they're repeatedly and insistently stupid and dangerous they should be "put to sleep."

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Actually, the person did 2, sort of. She ran to her neighbors, and the neighbor (ex-cop) grabbed a gun, and ran back to confront the guy. A struggle ensued, and the ex-cop.ended up getting shot in the hand.

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This is precisely why I don't shower.

A few years ago i woke up to a naked man climbing into my bed. It was my landlord that i had never met. He was drunk as a skunk and thought he still lived there. Got him outside and called the cops, even they were like wtf. Couldn't go back to sleep the rest of the night, not cool when you have to work at 5am.

/cool story?
/yep live in FL

arghyematey: A few years ago i woke up to a naked man climbing into my bed. It was my landlord that i had never met. He was drunk as a skunk and thought he still lived there. Got him outside and called the cops, even they were like wtf. Couldn't go back to sleep the rest of the night, not cool when you have to work at 5am.

/cool story?
/yep live in FL

But he just wanted to cuddle =(