The plane used for the business is a Cherokee Six, and space is tight.

That plane is small enough that I imagine stank is a big issue for the pilots. Who wants to smell other people having sex?

Lsherm: The plane used for the business is a Cherokee Six, and space is tight.

That plane is small enough that I imagine stank is a big issue for the pilots. Who wants to smell other people having sex?

Maybe the pilot gets a happy endinglanding too.

Power-hungry homeland (in)security and/or FAA bureaucrats put a stop to this in 3.....2....

Isn't Hustler Inc., from that part of the country?

I'm in a triad.....I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend.......do you think they'll charge us the same price?

FTFA: "And as for Cincinnati's conservative reputation?"

Since when does Cincinnati have a "conservative reputation"?

They elected Jerry Springer as mayor.

It's the heart of Reform Judaism in the United States.

It has a huge and thriving LBGT community (I knew a few lesbians in college who went up to Cincy to party on the weekends).

Is it "conservative" just because it is a big city?

Silverstaff: Since when does Cincinnati have a "conservative reputation"?

Since forever?

\Cincinnatian

FTFA: ""Probably 90 percent of these [flights] that are booked, are booked by women," McGee said. "Sometimes they are trying to put a spark in their relationship, some are trying to save their marriage."

How come every time an article talks about women having sex, they have to justify in a way other than women just want to have sex?

Impasse: Silverstaff: Since when does Cincinnati have a "conservative reputation"?

Since forever?

\Cincinnatian

That.

Hamilton county is full of super wealthy retards who set policy because everyone who doesn't agree with them is too poor and uneducated to vote.

/technically middle class retard in Hamilton county
//can we fire our 35 year sheriff yet?

Lsherm: The plane used for the business is a Cherokee Six, and space is tight.

That plane is small enough that I imagine stank is a big issue for the pilots. Who wants to smell other people having sex?

*Slowly raises hand*...

Impasse: Silverstaff: Since when does Cincinnati have a "conservative reputation"?

Since forever?

\Cincinnatian

Never heard of it. Born & raised in Kentucky & spent much of my adult life in Lexington. My wife is from the Cincinnati metro area (Northern KY side), she'd never heard of it either.

We'd always heard of and thought of Cincinnati as a fairly liberal, open-minded place.

BillCo: Does that include the cost of the hooker?

The proper term is sky waitress.

Lsherm: That plane is small enough that I imagine stank is a big issue for the pilots. Who wants to smell other people having sex?

Clean yo' junk daily, homey. Than you won't have da stank.

It's the only company of its it's kind in the U.S

Fixed that for you subby.

/pet peave.

She don't wear no pants and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on strike
Struttin' up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don't wear no tie
'cause you ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I'm sorry, I'm smokin'"
Don't treat me special, don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothin' but a waitress in the sky"

What is the group rate?

Round trip?

Eww. Who wants to fool around on a bed/seat that hundreds or more have fooled around on? Are plastic covers extra?

Dreyelle: Eww. Who wants to fool around on a bed/seat that hundreds or more have fooled around on? Are plastic covers extra?

So, you only have sex at home? Must get boring.

Silverstaff: Impasse: Silverstaff: Since when does Cincinnati have a "conservative reputation"?

Since forever?

\Cincinnatian

Never heard of it. Born & raised in Kentucky & spent much of my adult life in Lexington. My wife is from the Cincinnati metro area (Northern KY side), she'd never heard of it either.

We'd always heard of and thought of Cincinnati as a fairly liberal, open-minded place.

Two words: Mapplethrope trial.

Two more: Simon Leis.

There are many reasons it's been dubbed "Censornati."

Old News Is Old: An outfit in Southern California did this back in '94...

crazyeddie: It's the only company of its it's kind in the U.S

Fixed that for you subby.

/pet peave.

Nope (new window)

/Grammar Nazi Fail

Cythraul: crazyeddie: It's the only company of its it's kind in the U.S

Fixed that for you subby.

/pet peave.

Huh? The contraction you've decided to use in place of 'its' would break down in the sentence like this: It is the only company of it is kind. And that sentence doesn't make any sense. Unless the 's' part of the contraction represents another word other than 'is.'

I'm not the best grammar person in the world, so I'm genuinely curious here.

your profile says you joined in 2005, but you act like you're new here

crazyeddie: It's the only company of its it's kind in the U.S

Fixed that for you subby.

/pet peave.

Then get it right. Because subby was. it's is the contraction of "it is" or "it has", so there can be no such thing as "It's the only one of it is kind in the country."

Wonder what the back of that plane looks like under a black light. Ugh.

Do a Goggle search on Rotsky.

Not sure how things turned out such that I've got to point out the patently oblivious to everyone.

The sound of one hand clapping: Lsherm: The plane used for the business is a Cherokee Six, and space is tight.

That plane is small enough that I imagine stank is a big issue for the pilots. Who wants to smell other people having sex?

*Slowly raises hand*...

Get that hand back on the wheel. One hand for yourself and one for the plane there, Captain.

Him: "Honey, I want to join the Mile High Club. There's a company here that will make that happen. Whaddya say?"

Girlfriend Response: "Oh, that would be hot! When do you want to do it?"

Wife Response: "Then go get yourself a tube of lube and rent the plane. Have fun. See ya when you get back."

ronaprhys: Do a Goggle search on Rotsky.

Not sure how things turned out such that I've got to point out the patently oblivious to everyone.

Exactly, it"s a rotsky

/rotsky

Wish I'd thought of this.

$425 is nowhere near enough. Think of the wear and tear on the engine; weight and balance issues ("Please look at your passenger briefing cards...you're limited to these three positions, to minimize center-of-gravity issues"); to say nothing of steri^h^h^h^h^h hosing down the upholstery afterward.

crazyeddie: It's the only company of its it's kind in the U.S

Fixed that for you subby.

/pet peave.

ROTSKY'D!

_lulz

Gross.

Not the only one.

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1997-02-16/news/9702110351_1_feather - bed-san-fernando-valley-flight

I understand their frequent flyer awards are handled for them by Hooters, Hustler and Playboy.

They think they're the only company in the U.S. doing this?

There's a charter company near me that offers the same deal but in a King Air ! $950 per couple, so no group action even though there's room for it.

I wonder if they have parachutes. That would be pretty wild, dumpin your load while screamin towards earth at 385 mph

Sorry guys. The Mile-High Club doesn't work that way. I has to be spontaneous, against the rules, and, arguably, needs to be someone you just met.

A lot of dropzones (skydiving centers) do this to, on an unofficial basis. And a deHaviland Twin Otter is way wider than a Cherokee Six... Add a queen sized mattress and you're all set.

I mean, or so I'm told... :)

/Nothing says "later, babe!" like jumping out of the plane when you're done.

knightofargh: Impasse: Silverstaff: Since when does Cincinnati have a "conservative reputation"?

Since forever?

\Cincinnatian

That.

Hamilton county is full of super wealthy retards who set policy because everyone who doesn't agree with them is too poor and uneducated to vote.

/technically middle class retard in Hamilton county
//can we fire our 35 year sheriff yet?

Larry Flynt runs against him every election but can't get the votes.

/Hamilton county exudes conservative suck.
/Lives in rural Clermont. Not much better.

I'm sure there are no hidden cameras, either.

/wink wink

News flash: Every frat house in the country that has a member who's a pilot has this 'service.'

Irving Maimway: Larry Flynt runs against him every election but can't get the votes.

If Leis wasn't unopposed on every ballot it would be nice certainly. I'd vote for Larry Flynt as sheriff, it couldn't be worse.

Hamilton county is a conservative pest hole, look at Boner FFS. He's our rep.

knightofargh: Irving Maimway: Larry Flynt runs against him every election but can't get the votes.

If Leis wasn't unopposed on every ballot it would be nice certainly. I'd vote for Larry Flynt as sheriff, it couldn't be worse.

Hamilton county is a conservative pest hole, look at Boner FFS. He's our rep.

I thought the Orange Man was representing Fairfeild area up in Butler county. Jean Schmidthead is our rep. I drive past her farm with the tiny crosses and moronic billboards every dam day.

/Can't stand that biatch or the Orange Man.

BigSlowTarget: News flash: Every frat house in the country that has a member who's a pilot has this 'service.'

True, but you need someone twin engine-rated (rarer) or else you're stuck trying to do it in an area which is basically the back seat of a Mini Cooper...