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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 09:47:54 AM
Babies Understand Words from 6 Months Old, US Scientists Say

Well, duh. They both speak the same language.
 
DROxINxTHExWIND [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 11:24:50 AM
Did we pay someone to find this out?
 
loaba
2012-02-14 11:26:09 AM
My 2-yr old totally understands when I tell mommy to fark-off.


/ It's funny now
// It will cease to be funny when she gets kicked out of pre-school
/// Her mother tells me to fark-off plenty, so don't get your panties in a wad
 
cgraves67
2012-02-14 11:29:46 AM
I'm pretty sure my 8 month old understands NO now and his own name and the names of the pets. I haven't tried regular old nouns though.
 
MetryPapi
2012-02-14 11:32:28 AM
Top 5 things my kid heard at 6 months . . .

5. Did you Poop again??!!

4. Sleep, dammit!!!

3. Get that out of your mouth!

2. Don't touch that!!

1. Honey, grab a towel he leaked again!!!

Precious memories . . .
 
Russ1642 [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 11:38:09 AM
Babies are born with an excess of various bodily fluids that they get rid of as they grow and mature. Their language skills are all about crying and boobies.
 
FuLinHyu [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 11:41:41 AM
Russ1642: Babies are born with an excess of various bodily fluids that they get rid of as they grow and mature. Their language skills are all about crying and boobies.

So, just like Farkers then...
 
orclover [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 11:41:53 AM
At 6 months old my youngest son was eating beef ribs, much to the horror of his mother. He would destroy his diaper soon after but he enjoyed gumming the hell outa those ribs.
 
Millennium
2012-02-14 11:52:29 AM
I thought the various baby-sign-language studies had pretty much demonstrated that already, hadn't they?
 
loaba
2012-02-14 11:59:35 AM
Millennium: I thought the various baby-sign-language studies had pretty much demonstrated that already, hadn't they?

IME, the kid comprehends language quite well. Actual speaking is far more difficult, but that doesn't mean that the lights aren't on.

/ no, I am not the kind of parent who thinks my kid is brilliant and smarter then all other children
// yes, I do in fact call her Troll
/// yes, she likes that
 
big pig peaches
2012-02-14 12:08:17 PM
Millennium: I thought the various baby-sign-language studies had pretty much demonstrated that already, hadn't they?

We taught ours sign language. At six months she knew "more", "all done", "milk" and "(diaper) change". By seven months we were regretting teaching her "more" and "all done"
 
karmaceutical
2012-02-14 12:09:23 PM
Millennium: I thought the various baby-sign-language studies had pretty much demonstrated that already, hadn't they?

Yes, they proved the mental capacity for language exists well before the physical capacity for speech. I'm not sure what the point of this study is then.
 
belhade
2012-02-14 12:18:35 PM
As a second-time new father, I'm getting a kick out of all this.

My baby's name is Captain Squirtles.
 
jack21221
2012-02-14 01:22:28 PM
s13.postimage.org

Seems appropriate.
 
CantConfirmOrDeny [TotalFark]
2012-02-14 02:04:36 PM
I concluded some time ago that the "terrible twos" were mostly caused by frustration. They know what they want to say ... they just can't say it. I figured this out about 2 years after we all moved to Germany, where I found it really frustrating to be able to understand (by and large) German, but not yet be able to express myself.
 
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