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Thou shalt not worketh on the Sabbath, unless you receiveth twice and one half pieces of silver. And thou shalt vieweth inappropriate content in the classroom through hard wire connections as the good Lord intended. Amen
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Nefarious
2012-02-14 08:34:45 AM
Don't tell them about the radio and television signals that surround us.
oldernell
2012-02-14 09:13:55 AM
Wouldn't it be funny if we all died from wi-fi instead of a nuke-u-lar bomb? At least we could be watching pron when we went.
SurfaceTension
2012-02-14 10:07:10 AM
*sigh*
Jake Havechek
2012-02-14 10:10:14 AM
Backwardass Canadians....
Maybe they should go back to beaver bashing and being lumberjacks.
Sim Tree
2012-02-14 10:14:40 AM
"We do not know what the long-term effects of low-level non-ionizing radiation are on those who are exposed,"
Yes, we do. It's
non-ionizing
. Nimnuts.
And it's not as if every sector of space hasn't been bombarding our planet with radio waves for millions of years before we were even a species. Sheesh.
Walker
2012-02-14 10:15:22 AM
The Council of Europe said children in schools and classrooms should be given access to wired Internet connections, while some countries, including France, have banned Wi-Fi in libraries and similar spaces.
How did I know France was at the top of the stupid list? All these places banning wi-fi and saying how dangerous it is don't seem to have a problem using cell phones or have a problem with kids using cell phones. I'd be worried about that, since they did cause cancer, then didn't cause cancer, then did cause cancer, then didn't cause cancer, then did cause cancer, and now I'm not sure what we're up to.
indylaw
2012-02-14 10:15:42 AM
I regularly consult teacher unions on matters of electromagnetic rays and public health.
You Are All Sheep
2012-02-14 10:19:14 AM
I've always been curious how football players can get away with being all Jesus-y but then work on the sabbath (either saturday or sunday) and not tell the teeming crowds to stone them after.
dkimball
2012-02-14 10:20:26 AM
That's just Crazy...train
cman
2012-02-14 10:21:25 AM
Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
Thudfark
2012-02-14 10:24:58 AM
cman
:
Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
He's a which. Berm him!
Flakeloaf
2012-02-14 10:26:56 AM
Jake Havechek
:
Backwardass Canadians....
Maybe they should go back to beaver bashing and being lumberjacks.
Nuh uh buddy, don't go hangin this on all of us. Ontario teachers' unions are famous for their disconnection with reality, Catholic ones doubly so.
indylaw
2012-02-14 10:28:32 AM
You Are All Sheep
:
I've always been curious how football players can get away with being all Jesus-y but then work on the sabbath (either saturday or sunday) and not tell the teeming crowds to stone them after.
Let he who is without gin cast the first stone.
grokca
2012-02-14 10:31:16 AM
cman
:
Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
Ye old gramery nazi.
cman
2012-02-14 10:34:07 AM
grokca
:
cman: Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
Ye old gramery nazi.
Ye is a mistranslation of a Middle English word Þe (the).
Back in the early stages of the printing press, the "th" was a separate letter called a Thorn "Þ". Since the Thorn was not used by any other languages but English and Icelandic, no printing press had that letter. So, to represent the thorn, printing presses used "y" instead, because of the similarity in the printing presses font Y that made it look similar to the Þ
cman
2012-02-14 10:34:55 AM
cman
:
grokca: cman: Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
Ye old gramery nazi.
Ye is a mistranslation of a Middle English word Þe (the).
Back in the early stages of the printing press, the "th" was a separate letter called a Thorn "Þ". Since the Thorn was not used by any other languages but English and Icelandic, no printing press had that letter. So, to represent the thorn, printing presses used "y" instead, because of the similarity in the printing presses font Y that made it look similar to the Þ
Oh, and what I also meant to say is that the "Ye" pronoun comes from Old English and has no roots whatsoever with "Þe"
jfarkinB
2012-02-14 10:36:07 AM
Havas said children absorb much more radiation than adults because their bodies are smaller and their skulls are thinner.
Know how I know you don't know jack about physics?
"We do not know what the long-term effects of low-level non-ionizing radiation are on those who are exposed," the union's paper states.
We've been using radio transmitters and electric power for over a century. How long-term do you want your research to be?
Don't let me stop you from living in an unheated, unlit Faraday cage, though...
mama2tnt
2012-02-14 10:43:44 AM
You Are All Sheep
:
I've always been curious how football players can get away with being all Jesus-y but then work on the sabbath (either saturday or sunday) and not tell the teeming crowds to stone them after.
Yeah. They're praying while sinning.
/Just like good Christians everywhere.
grokca
2012-02-14 10:46:50 AM
I wonder how many WiFi connections were made during the drafting of this piece of crap.
animal900
2012-02-14 10:54:51 AM
I work for an Ontario school board. We have been instructed to refer people to our website which references a study telling people to calm the fark down about wifi dangers, if we are questioned in the field.
The educational unions (my own included) pull this kind of stuff all the time to justify their existence. When the Annual General Meeting rolls around it gives them something to point at when the members ask what the hell the union does all day...
Russ1642
2012-02-14 10:56:06 AM
We're talking about little kids here. Do you really want your child soaking all day in these 'science rays' while learning to praise the Lord?
Thespis377
2012-02-14 11:08:32 AM
Farked?
Whiskey Dickens
2012-02-14 11:18:24 AM
FTFA:
The WHO's cancer arm...
^^Totes my favourite The Who album!
GeekTheMighty
2012-02-14 11:18:44 AM
Hmm. You know, it would be hard to do a controlled study, but you could certainly do case studies on the people who maintain and work on transmitter towers to see if there is any higher incidence of cancers or other evidence of radiation damage.
Especially people who work on towers that put out, I don't know,
58,000 times
or
116,000 times
the power of a Wifi access point.
/ seriously people
// or how about ham radio operators?
/// look at those guys, they're all a thousand years old and still going to hamfests
//// radio signals make you immortal?
jayphat
2012-02-14 11:23:48 AM
Didn't that WHO report get bashed as complete hogwash right after it was published?
Flakeloaf
2012-02-14 11:30:04 AM
The teachers' source material:
Flakeloaf
2012-02-14 11:31:34 AM
Ugh, link.
Tatsuma
2012-02-14 12:24:34 PM
Hey guys I've got all my books ready let's talk about Juda-
Oh.
Larva Lump
2012-02-14 01:22:08 PM
Whiskey Dickens
FTFA: The WHO's cancer arm...
^^Totes my favourite The Who album!
Shooting for "touts"?
"Cancer Arm"
would
be an interesting band or song name, though.
Meanwhile, have some semi-relevant "
Symptom Finger
".
Flakeloaf
2012-02-14 01:39:19 PM
No, "totes" as in "totally". Except lots of them. And they're little, so they fit in tote bags or something.
mylonitic
2012-02-14 02:12:27 PM
cman
:
cman: grokca: cman: Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
Ye old gramery nazi.
Ye is a mistranslation of a Middle English word Þe (the).
Back in the early stages of the printing press, the "th" was a separate letter called a Thorn "Þ". Since the Thorn was not used by any other languages but English and Icelandic, no printing press had that letter. So, to represent the thorn, printing presses used "y" instead, because of the similarity in the printing presses font Y that made it look similar to the Þ
Oh, and what I also meant to say is that the "Ye" pronoun comes from Old English and has no roots whatsoever with "Þe"
Does this guy know how to party or what?
grokca
2012-02-14 04:03:00 PM
Wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.
There was a radio call in show about this today.
There were many people scared that these WiFi signals were going to harm their children.
But they were calling into a radio show, which produces radio signals, in most towns somewhere between 60-150 MW.
Some were on their cell phones, some were probably talking on wireless phones.
Truly sad that some cannot figure out that these signals are all around them.
cman
2012-02-14 05:23:08 PM
mylonitic
:
cman: cman: grokca: cman: Talk about one grammatically incorrect headline.
For future reference, you use "-est" for the pronoun "Thou", you use "-eth" for the pronoun he/she.
This is a remnant from Old English where word order did not matter.
For example: "I lovest Thou". The "-est" means that it belongs to "Thou", so "I lovest Thou" means "You love me"
Ye old gramery nazi.
Ye is a mistranslation of a Middle English word Þe (the).
Back in the early stages of the printing press, the "th" was a separate letter called a Thorn "Þ". Since the Thorn was not used by any other languages but English and Icelandic, no printing press had that letter. So, to represent the thorn, printing presses used "y" instead, because of the similarity in the printing presses font Y that made it look similar to the Þ
Oh, and what I also meant to say is that the "Ye" pronoun comes from Old English and has no roots whatsoever with "Þe"
Does this guy know how to party or what?
Hells yeah.
chrylis
2012-02-14 07:28:46 PM
cman
:
For example: "I lovest Thou".
"I" is still subjective.
cman
2012-02-14 07:33:41 PM
chrylis
:
cman: For example: "I lovest Thou".
"I" is still subjective.
So, is "The King and I" incorrect as well?
chrylis
2012-02-14 08:26:48 PM
cman
:
So, is "The King and I" incorrect as well?
The King and I went to the conference, where my assistant gave copies of the proposal to the King and me.
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