It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
(Some Cactus)
She's 100 years old today and still hotter than hell Dumber than a sack of wet rocks though
(
kuriositas.com
)
83
More:
Cool
,
State of the Union
• • •
27807
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
14 Feb 2012
at
9:37 AM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6940613
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6940613
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
83 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
CravenMorehead
2012-02-14 09:39:29 AM
Wet rocks are no dumber than dry rocks. I checked.
Mykeru
2012-02-14 09:40:50 AM
No photos of scenic Bullhead City?
madgonad
2012-02-14 09:44:06 AM
The last of the contiguous states to join....... we kept them out as long as we could.
canyoneer
2012-02-14 09:44:40 AM
LDM90
2012-02-14 09:45:18 AM
I bet she knows how to use punctuation Subby is Dumberer dont you think!
phedus
2012-02-14 09:45:36 AM
Dude, I have such a love/hate relationship with this god forsaken place.
Happy Centennial AZ!
Mirrorz
2012-02-14 09:46:38 AM
LDM90
:
I bet she knows how to use punctuation Subby is Dumberer dont you think!
The headline submission thingy removes punctuation.
/not subby.
d_lebowski
2012-02-14 09:49:55 AM
Mirrorz
:
LDM90: I bet she knows how to use punctuation Subby is Dumberer dont you think!
The headline submission thingy removes punctuation.
/not subby.
Subby should still work on his/her grammar.
stonicus
2012-02-14 09:50:05 AM
Gorgeous pictures. Thank you.
canyoneer
2012-02-14 09:51:32 AM
Wellon Dowd
2012-02-14 09:52:09 AM
Enjoy the natural wonders of Arizona!
loaba
2012-02-14 09:52:15 AM
Happy centennial, Arizona.
/ from you neighboring state of New Mexico, also celebrating it's centennial.
// ever find yourself actually LIKING your adopted home-state?
cgraves67
2012-02-14 09:54:32 AM
Mirrorz
:
LDM90: I bet she knows how to use punctuation Subby is Dumberer dont you think!
The headline submission thingy removes punctuation.
/not subby.
If you look at some of the other headlines, you'll notice that only the punctuation at the end of the headline is omitted, any punctuation in the middle is permitted (except ! IIRC). As it stands, subby needs to take a pregnancy test because she missed a period between hell and Dumber.
fish500
2012-02-14 09:54:36 AM
.
/I found that missing period subby.
canyoneer
2012-02-14 09:55:45 AM
timharrod
2012-02-14 09:55:54 AM
THIS ENORMOUS WOMAN WILL DEVOUR US ALL!!!
Make More Hinjews
2012-02-14 09:58:03 AM
"They gave me a big cupcake, like this. They said I was the President of Arizona."
Queensowntalia
2012-02-14 09:58:41 AM
Needs moar pics of the Painted Desert and Petrified Forest National Park.
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food
2012-02-14 09:59:07 AM
Ha! Nice try subby, but the U. S. of A has 50 states, has always had 50 states, and will always have 50 states. Learn some history, George Washington didn't include DC when he built it, and you shouldn't spread lies about other states being allowed to join.
pkellmey
2012-02-14 10:01:55 AM
Wellon Dowd
:
Enjoy the natural wonders of Arizona!
That is the first picture that makes me at all interested in the state.
LDM90
2012-02-14 10:03:18 AM
my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food
:
Ha! Nice try subby, but the U. S. of A has 50 states, has always had 50 states, and will always have 50 states. Learn some history, George Washington didn't include DC when he built it, and you shouldn't spread lies about other states being allowed to join.
Obama recently added it but tried to keep it secret. He couldn't fool the Arizona Truthers though. Why does Obama hate Arizona and the truth?
Walker
2012-02-14 10:03:55 AM
Arizona, forever remembered as the last state to make Martin Luther King Day a holiday, and they fought aggressively against it. Thanks Arizona, for making my state of Virginia look less racist than you.
funk_soul_bubby
2012-02-14 10:04:40 AM
Some outstanding photos. Any easterners that have never ventured west of the Mississippi, you absolutely have to. No flights, drive. I have been lucky enough to see all 48 contiguous states via road trip during my lifetime. There are some truly fantastic sites in this great land.
TheShavingofOccam123
2012-02-14 10:05:27 AM
The lady may be 100 but people are stealing her mail. She's not what she used to be.
canyoneer
2012-02-14 10:07:18 AM
D-D-D-Dave
2012-02-14 10:08:36 AM
Gorgeous, gorgeous photos, but...
FTFA:
Wupatki National Monument, off old Route 66
Did they forget to build the monument?
skiinstructor
2012-02-14 10:09:33 AM
goodidea for a PS contest: Painted and/or Petrified...
canyoneer
2012-02-14 10:11:11 AM
El Pelon
2012-02-14 10:12:41 AM
Yeah, and as she gets old she becomes more and more racist and senile.
Wellon Dowd
2012-02-14 10:13:11 AM
Walker
:
Arizona, forever remembered as the last state to make Martin Luther King Day a holiday, and they fought aggressively against it. Thanks Arizona, for making my state of Virginia look less racist than you.
I remember MLK being added to Lee-Jackson Day with very little fuss.
theorellior
2012-02-14 10:13:57 AM
Why would you include a shot of the Gila Reservation which seems to be nothing but dessicated wooden power pylons? You can't even see much of the mountains because of the fog. Is the Gila Reservation known for its traditional manufacture of power pylons?
darcsun
2012-02-14 10:14:32 AM
I went a couple blocks over to the state capital on Saturday to do the centennial festival. Now mind you, not all Phoenix is bad. I live in a historic district next to a fairly large art scene in the downtown area. Typically, we don't mesh well with the burbs. While I knew the event would be a state wide celebration, I expected... well, normalish people.
Instead, Arizona had a biker rally. I would have to guess that 4 out of 5 people at the capital were white trash, hicks, or bikers. Mostly a combination of all three. I could never imagine a centennial event happening anywhere with so much bottom feeders in attendance. The ambience was enhanced by the fact that the capital is in an industrial parl. It's surrounded by a huge train yard on the western and southern sides. That and it's under the landing path for SkyHarbor airport. Yep, motorcycle gangs, landing jets, and trains rolling past. Welcome to highball Arizona.
Of course, the worst sound was saved for last. Arizona got the best local band they could to play for the finale. The Gin Blossoms finished the night off for us. Under fireworks of course. Well, kinda fireworks. They couldn't go that high in the air, less they take out a jumbo jet overhead.
bullwinkl
2012-02-14 10:16:12 AM
canyoneer
:
[francosp.com image 480x324]
Wait a minute! Ojo del Diablo is in Mexico, south of Chuparosa! I'm going to see what this is all about once I figure out where Bill, Javier, and Dutch have all run off to...
bbphotova
2012-02-14 10:16:14 AM
Mykeru
:
No photos of scenic Bullhead City?
HAHAHAHA!!
Stop, you're killing me! Oh, damn my sides hurt!
theorellior
2012-02-14 10:17:02 AM
canyoneer
:
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x316]
That's an HDR photo, isn't it. For some reason HDR photography enters the Uncanny Valley for me. My brains says, "Ain't no farking way the light looks like that. Fa-a-a-a-a-ake!"
Crewmannumber6
2012-02-14 10:17:41 AM
If she uses proper punctuation and capitalization then she's a hell of a lot smarter than subby.
Hack Patooey
2012-02-14 10:19:16 AM
My pics of our SW vacation are offline now, so I can't add to the thread, but I agree, needs moar Painted Desert.
Oh, and La Posada Hotel. While not a natural wonder, a wonderful place to stay in Winslow. Its the "other" reason to visit Winslow, besides Standin' on the Corner.
Well, and the big fiberglass bulldog.
Walker
2012-02-14 10:19:52 AM
Wellon Dowd
:
Walker: Arizona, forever remembered as the last state to make Martin Luther King Day a holiday, and they fought aggressively against it. Thanks Arizona, for making my state of Virginia look less racist than you.
I remember MLK being added to Lee-Jackson Day with very little fuss.
Ah yes, the ol' Lee-Jackson-King Day holiday. It was quite ironic, the famous civil rights leader sharing a holiday with two confederate generals. The finally split it up in the year 2000. Lee-Jackson Day is currently observed on the Friday before Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, which is the third Monday in January. State offices are closed for both holidays. 4 day weekend! Woohoo!
Loaf's Tray
2012-02-14 10:21:42 AM
Wow, how'd you guys get all the Mexican gangbangers to clear out long enough to take such awesome pictures?
NeoBad
2012-02-14 10:27:34 AM
I'd hit it....oh wait...what? Gotta read them articles I guess...hehehehehe....bloody state income tax or I might live there....
Linkster
2012-02-14 10:27:35 AM
The AZ bashing in this thread is worse than Subby's Headline.
Kozmopoliskepticalopsis
2012-02-14 10:27:57 AM
canyoneer
2012-02-14 10:30:29 AM
theorellior
:
That's an HDR photo, isn't it. For some reason HDR photography enters the Uncanny Valley for me. My brains says, "Ain't no farking way the light looks like that. Fa-a-a-a-a-ake!"
Perhaps. It's not my image. One thing I've noticed about nature images, and particularly images of desert scenes, is that plain old photography often does not capture what the eye sees. For example, in the red rock country, photos often look flat, depthless, and colorless compared to what you see with the human eye when you're actually there. So enhancing the contrast and color saturation might be "fa-a-a-a-a-a-ake," but it helps one appreciate what one might actually perceive if one was to go there in person. Compare the image just above (from Whitmore Point) with the "fake" image of Rain God Mesa, for example. I guarantee you the image from Whitmore Point does not convey the depth and color of the scene - how it would actually look to the naked eye - as well as the other.
So, farkin' A the light does indeed look like that - "fake" is in a way more authentic than "real."
Gaumond
2012-02-14 10:33:49 AM
Love this state, hate brewer and her cronies. Nice thing about Tucson is it isn't Phoenix.
Now I'm going to celebrate with one of these:
greyw1980
2012-02-14 10:40:11 AM
Trade 48 (r). Now we can sell it to Mexico or China as an antique.
Matthew Keene
2012-02-14 10:42:40 AM
Saw something about it in today's paper.
trappedspirit
2012-02-14 10:43:27 AM
Arizona is a female?
Savage Belief
2012-02-14 10:43:36 AM
I thought maybe subby was talking about Jan Brewer.
Mykeru
2012-02-14 10:44:38 AM
"Then I cupped his balls and bruised the fark out of my uvula with his big Mexican cawk"
Sapper_Topo
2012-02-14 10:48:38 AM
Gaumond
:
Love this state, hate brewer and her cronies. Nice thing about Tucson is it isn't Phoenix.
Now I'm going to celebrate with one of these:
[i924.photobucket.com image 451x451]
I would chop off my pinky toe for that hot dog right now. Damn that looks good.
/Misses AZ
// Sierra Vista FTW
Displayed
50
of
83
comments
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Monet Lady
Bendable Skeleton
F-14A Tomcat Cutaway Model & Puzzle
Bar Tools
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
This Baby Elephant is Almost Too Cute...
More news at Scribol »
Justin Bieber -- Training with MIKE T...
Mark Zuckerberg Romes During Honeymoon
Justin Bieber -- Battery Suspect
Donna Summer Lithographs -- Art Galle...
More news at TMZ »
A Bikini-Clad Coco & Ice-T Celebrate...
A Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Looked G...
Spotted: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez...
Ageless Andie MacDowell Dazzles On Th...
More news at Starpulse »
Unlikely Style Icon: Faye Dunaway In...
11 Super Sweaty Celebrities
Mommy's New Tattoo
Style Stealer: Brittany Snow's Elegan...
More news at The Frisky »