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Vladimir Putin ridiculed for telling his countrymen to stop being such limp d**ks and get it on for the good of the country. (w/pic of how big Vlad the bad is)
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TWX
2012-02-14 09:17:58 AM
With his work ethic he's Putin them to shame!
/ha ha
//I kill me
The Fifth Dentist
2012-02-14 09:19:04 AM
Vlad wants folks to fark more?
Can we convince him to join the GOP race?.
AlwaysRightBoy
2012-02-14 09:20:12 AM
"Really Vlad? That IS bad!"
dryknife
2012-02-14 09:21:35 AM
Vlad the Impaler
LegacyDL
2012-02-14 09:22:50 AM
Well isn't he the Russian Mandingo...
Arkanaut
2012-02-14 09:23:33 AM
All the women want men like Putin, but all they can find are Yeltsins.
Mantour
2012-02-14 09:23:37 AM
emersonbiggins
2012-02-14 09:25:00 AM
The Fifth Dentist
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Vlad wants folks to fark more?
Can we convince him to join the GOP race?.
Putin/Palin '12
(Trig, I meant, not the retard)
CheatCommando
2012-02-14 09:25:01 AM
Why are we getting so many greenlighted troll articles from the Daily Fail?
kim jong-un
2012-02-14 09:33:28 AM
TWX
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With his work ethic he's Putin them to shame!
/ha ha
//I kill me
No, that's the polonium.
stebain
2012-02-14 09:34:06 AM
AlwaysRightBoy
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[i221.photobucket.com image 468x435]
"Really Vlad? That IS bad!"
Tell Me How My Blog Tastes
2012-02-14 09:36:01 AM
emersonbiggins
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The Fifth Dentist: Vlad wants folks to fark more?
Can we convince him to join the GOP race?.
Putin/Palin '12
(Trig, I meant, not the retard)
ha
neutronstar
2012-02-14 09:36:21 AM
Motherhood for the Motherland!
Mr. Potatoass
2012-02-14 09:40:26 AM
Uncle Joe laughs at your tiny weener.
Kuta
2012-02-14 09:41:52 AM
bhcompy
2012-02-14 09:42:49 AM
AlwaysRightBoy
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[i221.photobucket.com image 468x435]
"Really Vlad? That IS bad!"
Is that Rasputin looking over his shoulder? Would explain a lot.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-02-14 09:43:23 AM
H31N0US
2012-02-14 09:43:31 AM
Worked great for Mao.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-02-14 09:44:25 AM
Ah crap, mixed up my X and Y.
LewDux
2012-02-14 09:55:06 AM
bhcompy
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AlwaysRightBoy: [i221.photobucket.com image 468x435]
"Really Vlad? That IS bad!"
Is that Rasputin looking over his shoulder? Would explain a lot.
Tolstoy
abhorrent1
2012-02-14 09:55:29 AM
Why doesn't he just fark them all himself? I'm sure he's up to it.
LDM90
2012-02-14 09:58:52 AM
Vlad the impale her?
bhcompy
2012-02-14 09:59:27 AM
LewDux
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bhcompy: AlwaysRightBoy: [i221.photobucket.com image 468x435]
"Really Vlad? That IS bad!"
Is that Rasputin looking over his shoulder? Would explain a lot.
Tolstoy
They all look the same, those Asians
Yomoxu
2012-02-14 10:01:11 AM
abhorrent1
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Why doesn't he just fark them all himself? I'm sure he's up to it.
Logistical difficulties.
Besides, he raises a valid point. With population declining throughout Europe, long-term sustainability of the economy is in doubt. The most obvious solution really is "start farking, you idiots."
tkohl
2012-02-14 10:08:23 AM
Mr. Potatoass
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[s18.postimage.org image 600x800]
Uncle Joe laughs at your tiny weener.
Ain't no party like a Communist Party...
Loaf's Tray
2012-02-14 10:09:41 AM
We should send some folks over. Seriously, we got spares.
The Irresponsible Captain
2012-02-14 10:12:46 AM
I bet it's difficult when they export all the hot babes to marry geeky Americans.
Goodfella
2012-02-14 10:12:59 AM
Yes, obviously the Russian people are fools for wanting to vote for a new leader.
AbiNormal
2012-02-14 10:14:00 AM
Russian men must be gay.
(new window)
/Women like this and they have to be told to fark more?
D-D-D-Dave
2012-02-14 10:15:18 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
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[i39.tinypic.com image 480x480]
Not that I'm questioning the scientific validity of that graph, but the labels on the X and Y axis should be switched.
inflatedKarma
2012-02-14 10:18:24 AM
AbiNormal
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Russian men must be gay. (new window)
/Women like this and they have to be told to fark more?
Amen brother... I will gladly add to the gene pool.
/you think she would go for a middle-aged bald guy?
Tax Boy
2012-02-14 10:19:52 AM
What a limp d**k may look like.
/give it a few hours and it'll stiffen up
AbiNormal
2012-02-14 10:29:15 AM
inflatedKarma
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AbiNormal: Russian men must be gay. (new window)
/Women like this and they have to be told to fark more?
Amen brother... I will gladly add to the gene pool.
/you think she would go for a middle-aged bald guy?
How
rich
are you?
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-02-14 10:43:01 AM
Hot Russian thread!
/pic is hot too
//sadly, this is the only pic of Indiana A that is both SWF and small enough that Fark will handle it
threedingers
2012-02-14 10:44:20 AM
Here's a tip for all you western male Farkers: Go visit Moscow. The women are ridiculously hot and yet the guys are "skeevy" (to use my female colleague's expression). If you're reasonably well groomed and don't look like a complete troll, you'll be up to your eyeballs in eager Muscovite hotties.
/I just wish I had discovered this before I was married...
//oh, and Seoul too
memtastic
2012-02-14 11:00:55 AM
AlwaysRightBoy
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[i221.photobucket.com image 468x435]
"Really Vlad? That IS bad!"
Evning Vearrr!
inflatedKarma
2012-02-14 11:10:44 AM
AbiNormal
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inflatedKarma: AbiNormal: Russian men must be gay. (new window)
/Women like this and they have to be told to fark more?
Amen brother... I will gladly add to the gene pool.
/you think she would go for a middle-aged bald guy?
How rich are you?
not that rich... how much do you think I could get for a kidney?
Zoidfarb
2012-02-14 11:52:38 AM
dryknife
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Vlad the Impaler
I hardly knew her!
rrife
2012-02-14 01:27:48 PM
*five, five dollar foot longs*
SultanofSchwing
2012-02-14 02:15:37 PM
Vlad would do it himself but the sheer velocity and force of his ejaculate would lead to an epidemic of spinal injuries.
Lunchlady
2012-02-14 02:47:59 PM
Here's a though Vlad. How bout you make your country a place where people would feel secure raising a family instead of a corrupt quasi-thirdworld failed state?
fjnorton
2012-02-14 03:32:36 PM
They have some rough looking teachers over there. I bet she could body slam Vlad.
H31N0US
2012-02-14 04:13:14 PM
threedingers
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you'll be up to your eyeballs in eager Muscovite hotties.
I thought they were all over here pursuing the exotic dancer ---> golddigger ---> rich widow track.
cynicalbastard
2012-02-14 04:25:15 PM
Chuck Norris and Putin have never fought. This would end the universe as we know it.
LewDux
2012-02-14 05:24:44 PM
cynicalbastard
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Chuck Norris and Putin have never fought. This would end the universe as we know it.
Only if they cross their streams
wombatsrus
2012-02-14 06:11:07 PM
Russian policewomen can be arresting:
SuddenlySamhain
2012-02-14 06:47:19 PM
Loaf's Tray 2012-02-14 10:09:41 AM
We should send some folks over. Seriously, we got spares.
Yeah, people not even a sausage factory would want
God-is-a-Taco
2012-02-14 07:10:32 PM
Yomoxu
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Besides, he raises a valid point. With population declining throughout Europe, long-term sustainability of the economy is in doubt. The most obvious solution really is "start farking, you idiots."
Is that really a bad thing, if in fact it's true? I have trouble seeing a population decline in the West. The immigrants, or as I call them "The Great Brown Tide" are still breeding like they expect most of their children to die before age 3.
Kilgore Trout
2012-02-14 09:12:19 PM
CheatCommando
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Why are we getting so many greenlighted troll articles from the Daily Fail?
THIS
T-Bone42
2012-02-15 02:33:02 AM
God-is-a-Taco
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Yomoxu:
Besides, he raises a valid point. With population declining throughout Europe, long-term sustainability of the economy is in doubt. The most obvious solution really is "start farking, you idiots."
Is that really a bad thing, if in fact it's true? I have trouble seeing a population decline in the West. The immigrants, or as I call them "The Great Brown Tide" are still breeding like they expect most of their children to die before age 3.
That "Great Brown Tide" is why USA has sustainable demographic patterns, while Russia (and Japan, most of Europe) do not. We need all those younger immigrants and kids of immigrants to keep our Social Security solvent. It works out pretty well for the USA.
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