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animal900
2012-02-14 08:35:30 AM
TLDR
SmackLT
2012-02-14 08:36:20 AM
Hah, found the Fark thread about it from February 14, 2002:
http://www.fark.com/comments/116814
BalugaJoe
2012-02-14 08:36:23 AM
She has a big taco.
Bruce the Deuce
2012-02-14 08:37:03 AM
I'm guessing, "don't".
Soiled Underwear
2012-02-14 08:37:18 AM
I remember trolling that thread and claiming right to Prima Nocte but I was modded down.
/sons of biatches
Tat'dGreaser
2012-02-14 08:38:02 AM
Oh great, love advice from nerds. That's solid stuff right there.
Unoriginal_Username
2012-02-14 08:38:48 AM
I know this may be a pointless question, but, is there any reason why the link isn't to the actual slashdot post?
/yeah, I know it's cool to link to a site that posts an article from another site
hurdboy
2012-02-14 08:40:44 AM
I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
GoodyearPimp
2012-02-14 08:43:01 AM
I always love to see these things go down in flames. Too bad this one worked out as it would live forever in internet nerd history.
Thrakkerzog
2012-02-14 08:43:13 AM
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
hailin
2012-02-14 08:46:29 AM
Meh, do what you feel your girlfriend would want you to do. I hate having attention drawn to me in public (hell I even hate getting flowers delivered at work from the attention it causes), so my nice private proposal was romantic and perfect for me. Some girls like being the center of attention, so a public proposal would probably be perfect for them. The problem is when the guy wants to make some grandiose gesture of his affection in the form of a public display and the girl would rather have kept it private and is therefore embarrassed/mortified instead of being excited. The opposite is also true. When I was planning my wedding there was a wedding forum I visited. One thread was women biatching how they had an unromantic or not special proposal and it made them angry with their fiance for not trying hard enough.
Also, for gawd's sake clue her in on the ring buying or at least don't have hard feelings when she returns the ring you bought for something more her style. I've known three couples who have broken up over the stupid issue of her hating the engagement ring, but he is overly offended the ring he personally picked out is not what she wants. IMO a ring is just a piece of jewelry and can be replaced if lost/broken, but not having it doesn't mean I love my husband any less. Some women want to be emotionally attached to their ring and it sucks if you think it is ugly.
/Rant over
//Know two people going to propose today
///Keeping my fingers crossed for one because I honestly don't know how she will answer
Rethin
2012-02-14 08:47:02 AM
That was 10 years ago!
/getting old
PanicMan
2012-02-14 08:51:31 AM
Every year I have to listen to assholes asking if I'm going to propose. And then I have to explain why not. It's really annoying.
Don't be that asshole. Not everyone wants to be like you.
enry
2012-02-14 08:52:57 AM
Thrakkerzog
:
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
And he was right.
The hardware was pretty unremarkable. It wasn't until iTMS came along that it really started to pick up since something like that didn't exist on the massive scale that Apple created.
ZAZ
2012-02-14 08:54:34 AM
Whatever happened to the guy who proposed on Fark? Or guys, if it happened more than once.
Impasse
2012-02-14 08:58:39 AM
Score:-1, Troll
Kibbler
2012-02-14 08:58:59 AM
As part of my proposal, I invaded a small principality on the border of France and Spain. She didn't even notice. Busy watching "Lost," as I recall. "I can see a tank column parading down the Rue de Concord any time. They only have a season-ender once a season."
So I step out onto the balcony to shout down to my brigadiers, close it down, forget it, and she gets all pissy because I'm being too loud. Locks the french doors on me. They had to bring out one of those round things so I could jump onto it. Me. The premier military conqueror of my day. Jumping into a blanket like an idiot.
Women.
Impasse
2012-02-14 08:59:49 AM
Rethin
:
That was 10 years ago!
/getting old
And perhaps the only thing on Slashdot that
wasn't
ever a dupe.
\geek.net sucks
phaseolus
2012-02-14 09:01:03 AM
hurdboy
:
I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
Thrakkerzog
2012-02-14 09:01:34 AM
enry
:
The hardware was pretty unremarkable. It wasn't until iTMS came along that it really started to pick up since something like that didn't exist on the massive scale that Apple created.
It's also a bit of selective memory. It was able to sync at speeds far faster than most USB based mp3 players, and charge at the same time.
I'm not saying that it was the best thing since sliced bread, but the hardware was actually impressive for the time frame. The Nomad Jukebox that was available when the iPod was released had a USB1.x interface. It would take hours to sync 1000 songs, but only a few minutes on an iPod. I'm sorry, but that's pretty remarkable.
Jackpot777
2012-02-14 09:06:54 AM
Thrakkerzog
:
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame
.
No sex-life. Less space than a batchelor pad. Lame.
FTFY
CognaciousThunk
2012-02-14 09:07:54 AM
Rethin
:
That was 10 years ago!
/getting old
And feeling old looking for any comments I may have made on the thread. Slashdot was the place to be back then. Sorry Fark.
Trillian Astra
2012-02-14 09:08:46 AM
I wouldnt enjoy a public proposal because Im not an attention whore but I can see how the over-the-internet proposal could be seen as cute. It just isnt my cup of coffee.
ph0rk
2012-02-14 09:08:47 AM
Thrakkerzog
:
enry: The hardware was pretty unremarkable. It wasn't until iTMS came along that it really started to pick up since something like that didn't exist on the massive scale that Apple created.
It's also a bit of selective memory. It was able to sync at speeds far faster than most USB based mp3 players, and charge at the same time.
I'm not saying that it was the best thing since sliced bread, but the hardware was actually impressive for the time frame. The Nomad Jukebox that was available when the iPod was released had a USB1.x interface. It would take hours to sync 1000 songs, but only a few minutes on an iPod. I'm sorry, but that's pretty remarkable.
If you were
really
cool you'd have had a PJB 100 6 gig a full year before the creative knockoff.
SVenus
2012-02-14 09:09:36 AM
Mrs Venus and I didn't make any proposals online,
but she did pick me up in an AOL chat room.
That was in 1996, married in 1997.
Still married.Go fig.
Thrakkerzog
2012-02-14 09:13:04 AM
Jackpot777
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Thrakkerzog: No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
No sex-life. Less space than a batchelor pad. Lame.
FTFY
I somehow doubt that "CmdrTaco" had much of a sex-life before marriage.
kiehlster
2012-02-14 09:18:57 AM
My advice: Don't do a public proposal unless you're extremely certain she'll say "yes" and actually mean "yes".
Why do I say that? Because some girls will say "no" later so your poor feelings don't get hurt and she doesn't have to live through all the public scrutiny. And because I'm in the process of taking back my girlfriend from a guy who did just that and the story blew up in the local news and papers in my area. And if anyone figures it out, I'm going to look like the guy who stole Cinderella from Prince Charming. And on top of all that, her father is trying to force her to honor the proposal because she said "yes".
Now I finally understand why my grandfather (on my mother's side) always had it in for my dad. If the girl's father doesn't like the way you won her over, you're never going to live it down until the day he dies.
Impasse
2012-02-14 09:20:16 AM
Thrakkerzog
:
Jackpot777: Thrakkerzog: No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
No sex-life. Less space than a batchelor pad. Lame.
FTFY
I somehow doubt that "CmdrTaco" had much of a sex-life before marriage.
How do you think michael became an "editor"?
Gimli_Gloin
2012-02-14 09:25:30 AM
phaseolus
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hurdboy: I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
Lesson for all of the young guys out there.
If this happens to you pop smoke and evac before the wedding. If a woman does this at this step then you are just seeing the tip of the iceberg.
Take the hit of embarrassment for calling off the wedding, p*ssing off her, her parents and your parents.
First it is the ring, the all of the money for the wedding, honeymoon. Then it is the money for the car she has to have. Then it is the huge mortgage for the McMansion. Then it is all of the Gap Baby and Gap Kids for the children.
None of it has to do with what is needed, it just has to do with competing with girlfriends, sisters, or showing off for the family.
engrishmajor
2012-02-14 09:27:48 AM
phaseolus:
hurdboy: I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
I'm surprised you lasted 19 years. Actually, I don't know why you didn't bail before you made a commitment. No woman worth your time would give you an ultimatum like that and then behave so appallingly.
cerejaninja
2012-02-14 09:31:13 AM
phaseolus
:
hurdboy: I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
Congratulations on your divorce, then!
Thrakkerzog
2012-02-14 09:34:25 AM
engrishmajor
:
I'm surprised you lasted 19 years. Actually, I don't know why you didn't bail before you made a commitment. No woman worth your time would give you an ultimatum like that and then behave so appallingly.
/hot
ph0rk
2012-02-14 09:40:03 AM
phaseolus
:
hurdboy: I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
As has been mostly already pointed out - that was stupid.
Do younger generations a favor and let them know how stupid you were so they don't repeat it.
V-day is a day for lovesick, horny suckers. Try to only be one of the three at any given time.
roncofooddehydrator
2012-02-14 09:41:22 AM
My brother-in-law proposed to my sister at a baseball game on the jumbotron. When the first proposal for someone else went up, my sister turned to him and said "Don't ever feel the need to propose to me at a sporting event." Rather than reply, he just pointed back at the board, where the proposal was now displayed. When she turned back to look at him, he was down on a knee with the ring. Mostly I love this story because I enjoy making fun of my sister, and this foot-in-mouth incident tops that list (and probably will for all time).
ThighsofGlory
2012-02-14 09:54:23 AM
phaseolus
:
hurdboy: I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
Should have left her at the altar. biatch needs to learn.
Wrongo
2012-02-14 09:57:19 AM
Stopped reading when I saw the "Hazah! I'm getting married." Some words not even dorks should use.
/no, I meant hazah.
//ok, marriage, too.
Janusdog
2012-02-14 09:58:13 AM
My husband actually is opposed to public proposals. He says,"is the guy so insecure that he requires social pressure on the woman in order to say yes?" He thinks they're manipulative.
As for me, I would find one embarrassing. I know they are supposed to be a grand, sweeping statement of love and all, but it actually comes across as attention whorish on the guy's part.
bravian
2012-02-14 10:07:11 AM
Janusdog
:
My husband actually is opposed to public proposals. He says,"is the guy so insecure that he requires social pressure on the woman in order to say yes?" He thinks they're manipulative.
As for me, I would find one embarrassing.
I know they are supposed to be a grand, sweeping statement of love and all
, but it actually comes across as attention whorish on the guy's part.
Meh. My boyfriend and I agreed to get married over text messaging. I really don't understand why all the blubbering is required.
/when we were originally dating - we broke up after a few months - and that was done over instant messaging
//got back together a couple of years later and been together ever since
///haven't set a date yet
Donnchadha
2012-02-14 10:08:44 AM
hailin
:
///Keeping my fingers crossed for one because I honestly don't know how she will answer
This is the wrong way to do it. If you're not absolutely sure what her answer will be, it's not time to ask.
Making it a public spectacle only adds an additional layer of Bad Idea
TM
to it.
bravian
2012-02-14 10:13:07 AM
enry
:
Thrakkerzog: No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
And he was right.
The hardware was pretty unremarkable.
It wasn't until iTMS came along that it really started to pick up since something like that didn't exist on the massive scale that Apple created.
When will people learn its not about the hardware? Its all about the software. Hell I owned a nomad at the time and it was maddening to use. And the iPod took off not when ITMS came alone but when Apple made the decision to support Windows.
/threadjack
Donnchadha
2012-02-14 10:13:59 AM
bravian
:
When will people learn its not about the hardware? Its all about the software.
It's not the size that counts, but it's how you use it?
nopokerface
2012-02-14 10:14:43 AM
Keep it simple:
ZureaL
2012-02-14 10:17:43 AM
I bought a ring for my wife, tied it to a dozen roses where it sat for a couple of hours before I had to prompt her to look closer in the bouquet for the ring.
//16 year anniversary coming up in a few months
hailin
2012-02-14 10:25:42 AM
Donnchadha
:
hailin: ///Keeping my fingers crossed for one because I honestly don't know how she will answer
This is the wrong way to do it. If you're not absolutely sure what her answer will be, it's not time to ask.
Making it a public spectacle only adds an additional layer of Bad IdeaTM to it.
Well I'm sure he knows she will say yes and it isn't going to be a public proposal. He set up a treasure hunt for her which end at the place they met with him in a tux and a candlelight dinner (he rented out a room in the coffee house). I said
I
don't know what she will say because I've met her all of two times (they've only been going out four months, but whatever).
JackieRabbit
2012-02-14 10:44:07 AM
Ten years on....
Kathleen: That's it! I've had it! You'll be getting a visit from the solicitor's office today. He'll be serving you with divorce papers, you attention whoring clown. I won't be there when you get home tonight.
Rob: Finally! What took you so long, you harpy biatch? Just so you know I won't be losing any sleep over your departure, I've been farking your sister for six months. She really likes it when I do anal on her with your dildo.
Janusdog
2012-02-14 10:48:06 AM
bravian
:
Janusdog: My husband actually is opposed to public proposals. He says,"is the guy so insecure that he requires social pressure on the woman in order to say yes?" He thinks they're manipulative.
As for me, I would find one embarrassing. I know they are supposed to be a grand, sweeping statement of love and all, but it actually comes across as attention whorish on the guy's part.
Meh. My boyfriend and I agreed to get married over text messaging. I really don't understand why all the blubbering is required.
/when we were originally dating - we broke up after a few months - and that was done over instant messaging
//got back together a couple of years later and been together ever since
///haven't set a date yet
I think that's great if it works for you guys. Husband #1 used to get his secretary to send me Valentines' gifts because he was "too busy." And then he expected me to be happy with that. I felt compelled to lie that it was okay (in reality it hurt my feelings), and he said cheerfully, "That's my girl."
Long story short, people need to be similar on the romance spectrum as well as in other important areas. His lack of care for demonstrating his feelings to me is a huge part of why we got divorced.
CaptainWes
2012-02-14 10:56:33 AM
ZAZ
:
Whatever happened to the guy who proposed on Fark? Or guys, if it happened more than once.
We were finally married last year after 5 years of being engaged
StudlyDoRight
2012-02-14 11:00:31 AM
I proposed to my wife in front of a waterfall in a state park on a beautiful summer day.
She told me it didn't count, and made me propose again in the middle of her favorite restaurant on the next Valentine's day.
Why yes, she's a bit bossy.
brigid_fitch
2012-02-14 11:13:54 AM
My husband proposed to me at work. DO NOT DO THIS. Unless you are very close to your co-workers and frequently socialize with them outside of work (and I don't mean go have a drink after work--I mean actually plan and go places together often), this is a mistake. As corny as it sounds, getting proposed to is a big farking deal. I'd rather share that moment with either close friends or family. Even complete strangers would be infinitely better than co-workers, as I'll never see any of those people again and could be as goofy as I wanted and not have to worry about bringing them into my private life.
Stunt proposals can be fun or they can fail epically. Be very careful how you plan it but, most of all, be mindful of WHERE you plan to propose.
schubie
2012-02-14 11:18:19 AM
phaseolus
:
hurdboy: I remember that. Glad to see they've lasted this long.
/I was specifically told not on an important day, and not in front of an audience; asked her in private at home.....
I was given a deadline, and then was informed that I'd be in trouble if I didn't propose well before then. I was told the minimum carat size for the engagement ring. Never mind that it was more than I could afford. DeBeers tells us we must go into heavy debt for those we love, and most importantly she needed to shame her best friend. She was furious with me for forcing her to ride the Merrimac Ferry on the way to the romantic proposal spot, and gave me one of those angry tirades of hers all. the. way. across. Lake. Wisconsin. It's a smallish lake but it seemed like it took an hour to get across.
Now we're in the middle of divorcing after 19 years that ranged from tolerable to awful. At least I don't have to buy her one of those ten dollar pieces of folded pink paper telling her how much she makes my life complete, anymore.
I don't want to kick you while you're down...but...Jesus H Christ. You didn't see all this behavior as giant red flag? Were you 18 years old? Was your parents terrible to one another and this was all you knew? Did you at least get the benefits of being the "nice guy" while she busted skulls on your behalf? I just don't get it. Sorry to be a biatch (but I bet you like it)
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