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(Some Guy)		"Any self-important, self-propagating elitist, I will happily bare my buttocks to" (asiaone.com)		66
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AverageAmericanGuy

2012-02-14 02:52:52 AM

I regret that I have but two buttcheeks to show for my country.

AbbeySomeone

2012-02-14 03:59:45 AM

Cheeky response he gave to the press.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-14 04:03:05 AM

Will he also fart in their general direction?

quatchi

2012-02-14 04:15:41 AM

That's a Tower-of-Londonin'.

veedeevadeevoodee

2012-02-14 05:57:57 AM

"Who is Barney Frank, Alex ...."

Friskya

2012-02-14 06:29:25 AM

The Secret Service would like a word with you.

Coelacanth

2012-02-14 06:58:32 AM

So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

angstycoder

2012-02-14 07:23:02 AM

Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

Well, I don't know that you'd call it 'breeding' when the mouth is involved...

ripple123

2012-02-14 07:23:13 AM

what a ass

BurnShrike

2012-02-14 07:24:32 AM

Pockafrusta

2012-02-14 07:24:39 AM

registered sex offender

ModernLuddite

2012-02-14 07:24:58 AM

Australia? More like ASStralia.

KanedaJD

2012-02-14 07:29:56 AM

Hero tag? Might have misread the Fark crowd this time?
Time will tell

Quantum Apostrophe

2012-02-14 07:32:41 AM

Pockafrusta: registered sex offender

Don't be silly, you can't have sex with a butt and a queen.

D-D-D-Dave

2012-02-14 07:33:43 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I regret that I have but two buttcheeks to show for my country.

img213.imageshack.us

Genetic monstrosity, or the most patriotic monkey ever? You decide.

AKTurkey

2012-02-14 07:34:24 AM

JackalRabbit

2012-02-14 07:35:32 AM

getting a kick out of these replies as i'm holding a pencil between my buttcheeks at this very moment.

Mambo Bananapatch

2012-02-14 07:37:20 AM

"Hero"? Really?

I compare this silly little attention whore with others who have been awarded the Hero tag and can only conclude that the Hero tag, and its previous recipients, have been devalued.

AKTurkey

2012-02-14 07:37:58 AM

Cinaed

2012-02-14 07:38:59 AM

If that's his policy, I'm sure he ought to just walk around bottomless for the rest of his days.

There are plenty of self-propagating elitists out there, I don't quite think of the Queen as one of them

Holdover from a bygone era, however...

RobSeace

2012-02-14 07:54:22 AM

Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding

The only known incidence of mouth-breeding...

JasonOfOrillia

2012-02-14 08:03:35 AM

If he does it again the penalty will be transportation to Australia.

Gulper Eel

2012-02-14 08:03:41 AM

She's a good sheila, Bruce - and not at all stuck up.

topgun4291

2012-02-14 08:04:01 AM

In Georgia, he would have been required to register as a sex offender.

SassyPants007

2012-02-14 08:10:16 AM

Mooning hahahahaha

thurstonxhowell

2012-02-14 08:14:18 AM

Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

He managed to moon the Queen. What's she accomplished besides getting born?

smadge1

2012-02-14 08:17:07 AM

thurstonxhowell: Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

He managed to moon the Queen. What's she accomplished besides getting born?

She's been in the same job for 60 years and never got a promotion. That's gotta suck.

mc_madness

2012-02-14 08:20:28 AM

Why is mooning funny and flashing sexually offensive?

NEDM

2012-02-14 08:20:47 AM

thurstonxhowell

2012-02-14 08:26:11 AM

NEDM: thurstonxhowell: Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

He managed to moon the Queen. What's she accomplished besides getting born?

Well, WW2 vet for one...

A WW2 vet who didn't leave England for the duration of the war and was never in serious danger. Woopety doo.

You might as well call me an Iraq vet.

SkunkWerks

2012-02-14 08:26:49 AM

Um. Who isn't "self-propagating"?

Wouldn't that be a defining characteristic of something like ALL LIVING THINGS?

wademh

2012-02-14 08:26:56 AM

RobSeace: Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding

The only known incidence of mouth-breeding...

Always use the primary source rather than a latter day news story about an old source.
Link (new window)

inflatedKarma

2012-02-14 08:27:03 AM

really wanted to care enough about this to post funny... oh well....
/Duke sucks.

rnatalie

2012-02-14 08:28:35 AM

She's the foremost drug dealer in the world according to Lyndon Larouche.

I'm all for a Larouche - Chris Christie ticket, we haven't had good comic relief in a long time.

bikkurikun

2012-02-14 08:28:43 AM

Most Australians think the Queen is a good sheila, not at all stuck up.

cc_rider

2012-02-14 08:29:07 AM

mc_madness: Why is mooning funny and flashing sexually offensive?

Because mooning generally isn't done for sexual gratification. In this much better article the moon-er makes a pretty convincing case to the judge that what he did was "political speech":

Link (new window)

give me doughnuts

2012-02-14 08:42:16 AM

thurstonxhowell: Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

He managed to moon the Queen. What's she accomplished besides getting born?

She was a truck mechanic stationed in London during WWII.

give me doughnuts

2012-02-14 08:44:10 AM

thurstonxhowell: NEDM: thurstonxhowell: Coelacanth: So some mouth-breeding bottom-feeding hound-stroking wanker is upset because he perceives that the world regards the Queen Mum as being better than he is?

Boy, have I got news for him.

He managed to moon the Queen. What's she accomplished besides getting born?

Well, WW2 vet for one...

A WW2 vet who didn't leave England for the duration of the war and was never in serious danger. Woopety doo.

You might as well call me an Iraq vet.

Were the Iraqis bombing your home town? Everybody who lived in London was in "serious danger."

CapnBlues

2012-02-14 08:45:08 AM

You're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions.

/elitist
//if that means being literate

IrishBlunder

2012-02-14 08:49:08 AM

Go away you silly English queen person.

apeiron242

2012-02-14 08:57:08 AM

I will happily bare my buttocks to any self-important, self-propagating elitist.

/FTfH

CapnBlues: You're not supposed to end sentences with prepositions.

/elitist
//if that means being literate

Let's see how long it takes for a sophomoric descriptivist to make excuses for the lazy and ignorant.

Mr. Potatoass

2012-02-14 08:59:11 AM

This is why I can never go back to Ireland.

Ham Sandvich

2012-02-14 09:00:55 AM

\can't believe I'm the first
\\hot

Craptastic

2012-02-14 09:09:37 AM

Awww, the queen is a nice old gal. That said, running around with a flag wedged between your butt cheeks is friggin' hilarious.

thurstonxhowell

2012-02-14 09:27:52 AM

give me doughnuts: Were the Iraqis bombing your home town? Everybody who lived in London was in "serious danger."

Ah, so everybody who lived in England in the early 1940's is a veteran. Good to know.

DeathByGeekSquad

2012-02-14 09:37:01 AM

And then he adjusted his messenger bag, fiddle with his gauges, cleaned his black rimmed glasses, before pedaling away on his retro bike.

give me doughnuts

2012-02-14 09:42:24 AM

thurstonxhowell: give me doughnuts: Were the Iraqis bombing your home town? Everybody who lived in London was in "serious danger."

Ah, so everybody who lived in England in the early 1940's is a veteran. Good to know.

If "everybody" had enlisted in the Women's Auxiliary Territorial Service, then yes, they would be counted as a veteran just like the Queen.

And please don't try to claim that the women's auxiliary members aren't "real" veterans, because there are a few thousand AACs, WAVEs, and WAFs still around to kick your ass.

Big Man On Campus

2012-02-14 09:42:58 AM

I hope this person comments on fark without their pants on.

thurstonxhowell

2012-02-14 09:49:04 AM

give me doughnuts: thurstonxhowell: give me doughnuts: Were the Iraqis bombing your home town? Everybody who lived in London was in "serious danger."

Ah, so everybody who lived in England in the early 1940's is a veteran. Good to know.

If "everybody" had enlisted in the Women's Auxiliary Territorial Service, then yes, they would be counted as a veteran just like the Queen.

And please don't try to claim that the women's auxiliary members aren't "real" veterans, because there are a few thousand AACs, WAVEs, and WAFs still around to kick your ass.

I would certainly not denigrate those women's service by comparing them to some royal tart war vacationing. Unlike some people...

neversubmit

2012-02-14 10:11:26 AM

She's 85 and still getting 22 years old ass, colour me jealous.

/elite top seeks bossy bottom

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