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Assuming Community ever returns, the next episode will feature the death of a character
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sharpiegreed
2012-02-13 11:56:41 PM
Starburns?
T. Dawg
2012-02-14 12:00:55 AM
sharpiegreed
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Starburns?
GAH!! That was my guess.
loveblondieo
2012-02-14 12:17:02 AM
Pop what? Pop What? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?
Tr0mBoNe
2012-02-14 12:31:09 AM
Quendra?
WI241TH
2012-02-14 01:04:42 AM
Gotta be Leonard
FishyFred
2012-02-14 01:30:51 AM
sharpiegreed
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Starburns?
I hope so. I was guessing Fat Neil would die of diabetes, but I'd rather they kill him off. Fat Neil still needs to do Troy and Abed's weather.
Mr. Coffee Nerves
2012-02-14 02:27:36 AM
Leonard chokes to death "live" on Youtube while reviewing Mama Celeste's Microwave Pizza for One and, unbeknownst to the family, the Dean has taken out massive life insurance policies on all students. The big payout, combined with the lawsuit against Mama, catapults Greendale into the Ivy League. It all falls apart when Abed finds the Pizza Review Director's Cut and discovers that Annie's Boobs mixed in a pizza from defunct microwave baker Mama LEONE'S.
Even more implausible: the Chang storyline gets funny.
Even more watchable: budget cuts force the rest of the season to be one long lingerie pillowfight between Annie and Britta. Substitute "hot oil tickle fight" for sweeps.
rynthetyn
2012-02-14 03:36:19 AM
I'm going to guess Leonard.
Also, how did I not know until recently that Magnitude was in a couple of the Harry Potter movies as a kid?
Mawson of the Antarctic
2012-02-14 06:03:28 AM
RIP RIP!
EyeballKid
2012-02-14 06:21:42 AM
But when do they reveal the identity of Jeff's father?
farkingismybusiness
2012-02-14 06:35:28 AM
Please don't let it be Starburns.
ThisSideofSteinway
2012-02-14 06:44:04 AM
More importantly, will it be as a result of PROFESSOR OMAR COMIN', YO?
snuff3r
2012-02-14 06:45:00 AM
I hope someone pop-pops that dude.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-02-14 06:52:45 AM
My guess: Professor Chang.
The
F!U!
"mandated by NBC to piss off the fans" guess: Annie.
danfrank
2012-02-14 06:55:29 AM
OtherLittleGuy
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The F!U! "mandated by NBC to piss off the fans" guess: Annie.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
kronicfeld
2012-02-14 07:08:49 AM
Goodbye, Li'l Sebastian.
Snapper Carr
2012-02-14 07:10:16 AM
Chang via auto-erotic asphyxiation
galactus5000
2012-02-14 07:20:14 AM
Lords, let it be Chang. As much as I love the character and Ken Jeong, Senor Chang is beyond useless within the world of Greendale these days.
Although, it'll probably be the Dean of the Air Conditioning School, what with John Goodman joining the new Roseanne show and all.
LarryDan43
2012-02-14 07:33:21 AM
She's the worst.
farbekrieg
2012-02-14 07:35:41 AM
Snapper Carr
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Chang via auto-erotic asphyxiation
a toast to old choke and stroke!
Aphrodite
2012-02-14 07:43:43 AM
FishyFred
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sharpiegreed: Starburns?
I hope so. I was guessing Fat Neil would die of diabetes, but I'd rather they kill him off. Fat Neil still needs to do Troy and Abed's weather.
Actually, Garrett does the weather; Fat Neil was just in that one episode, from what I remember.
Ebenator
2012-02-14 07:56:11 AM
Ian Duncan? We haven't seen him yet this season. I don't think he'd be missed as much as Starburns
GardenWeasel
2012-02-14 08:02:11 AM
My guess: John Goodman, because he is joining Roseanne's new show on NBC.
milhouse?
2012-02-14 08:13:12 AM
Only one? Damn.
thecpt
2012-02-14 08:18:47 AM
my guess.... annie's boobs is probably going to nixed.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-14 08:23:24 AM
thecpt
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my guess.... annie's boobs is probably going to nixed.
Nooo! Save Annie's Boobs!
OtherLittleGuy
2012-02-14 08:27:47 AM
thecpt
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my guess.... annie's boobs is probably going to nixed.
Mercy-killing, since the cancer has metastasized.
Time Traveling Bunnies
2012-02-14 08:37:22 AM
Gotta be Annie's Boobs. He probably gets caught in the air conditioner, and when he dies it sets off a war with Troy and John Goodman.
LegacyDL
2012-02-14 08:46:02 AM
Black dude.
hugheric
2012-02-14 08:59:25 AM
I could do without Brita.
thecpt
2012-02-14 09:04:41 AM
hugheric
:
I could do without Brita.
She would probably brita dieing.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-02-14 09:05:09 AM
Please let it me Chevy Chase....and his character on community.
Gordie_Howe_Hat_Trick
2012-02-14 09:27:15 AM
It'll be Chang.
But they'll have his ghost come back and be in even more scenes than he is now.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-02-14 09:36:13 AM
galactus5000
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Lords, let it be Chang. As much as I love the character and Ken Jeong, Senor Chang is beyond useless within the world of Greendale these days.
it'll probably be Leonard, but I'm fine with this too. They really haven't really properly integrated him into the show. Same for John Oliver.
turbidum
2012-02-14 09:37:50 AM
Aphrodite
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FishyFred: sharpiegreed: Starburns?
I hope so. I was guessing Fat Neil would die of diabetes, but I'd rather they kill him off. Fat Neil still needs to do Troy and Abed's weather.
Actually, Garrett does the weather; Fat Neil was just in that one episode, from what I remember.
Troy: Is it Fat Neil?
Abed: Bluestreak?
Pierce: Optimus Prime?
Annie: Okay, even I know some of these are Transformers.
Vicki: We came so close to having one class that wasn't all about them.
Fat Neil: Remember when they all took that fishing trip on Saint Patrick's Day?
Starburns: God, that was a good week.
Fat Neil: We're friends, Annie, remember? We played Dungeons and Dragons together.
Annie: That was a game. This is paintball.
Duncan:
(calling on Fat Neil)
Fat Neil.
Fat Neil: Neil's fine.
Duncan: Not from an actuarial standpoint.
GibbsNCIS
2012-02-14 10:04:24 AM
All of 'em?
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2012-02-14 10:07:37 AM
turbidum
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Vicki: We came so close to having one class that wasn't all about them.
Fat Neil: Remember when they all took that fishing trip on Saint Patrick's Day?
Starburns: God, that was a good week.
Not to threadjack, but I want an episode devoted entirely to the peripheral characters... maybe the "cool" study group with Jack Black and Owen Wilson.
hogans
2012-02-14 10:09:52 AM
If it's one of the main seven:
Non-Evil Troy?
odinsposse
2012-02-14 10:16:28 AM
FeedTheCollapse
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galactus5000: Lords, let it be Chang. As much as I love the character and Ken Jeong, Senor Chang is beyond useless within the world of Greendale these days.
it'll probably be Leonard, but I'm fine with this too. They really haven't really properly integrated him into the show. Same for John Oliver.
I'm pretty sure John Oliver is gone. He was a regular part of the cast last season but not this one.
Also, if it is one of the main characters Shirley is the most expendable.
Seth'n'Spectrum
2012-02-14 10:20:25 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
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Not to threadjack, but I want an episode devoted entirely to the peripheral characters... maybe the "cool" study group with Jack Black and Owen Wilson.
Wow, there are people who think Jack Black's cameo wasn't an abomination and an uncharacteristically bad misstep for the show?
Huh.
On topic, please be either Chang or the Dean. Then they can go back to focusing on the core group and making with the funny.
BilltheThrill
2012-02-14 11:19:06 AM
One of the commentary tracks on season 2 stated that the guy who plays Starburns wanted to have the character die in the beginning of season 2, because he's not an actor and he doesn't like playing the character (who was supposed a one off gag).
All my money is on Starburns.
TheNyquilKid
2012-02-14 11:20:24 AM
My guess is Starburns just because Dino doesn't like being on camera.
sage37
2012-02-14 11:23:57 AM
Starburns doesn't "like" being on camera?
All he has to do is say a couple one-liners and they write him a check.
Boo-farkin-hoo.
Also, I'm guessing it's Chang or John Oliver who gets the boot.
FeedTheCollapse
2012-02-14 11:47:02 AM
BilltheThrill
:
One of the commentary tracks on season 2 stated that the guy who plays Starburns wanted to have the character die in the beginning of season 2, because he's not an actor and he doesn't like playing the character (who was supposed a one off gag).
All my money is on Starburns.
I was wondering about the lack of Starburns this season.
palelizard
2012-02-14 11:53:21 AM
sage37
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Starburns doesn't "like" being on camera?
All he has to do is say a couple one-liners and they write him a check.
Boo-farkin-hoo.
Also, I'm guessing it's Chang or John Oliver who gets the boot.
Starburns is one of the writers. I could see him convincing everyone to kill the character. Then he still works with the show, so no one complains too much.
The Homer Tax
2012-02-14 12:22:39 PM
Fat Neil is suffocated by Annie's Boobs.
Sofa King Smart
2012-02-14 12:34:04 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
:
Not to threadjack, but I want an episode devoted entirely to the peripheral characters... maybe the "cool" study group with Jack Black and Owen Wilson.
that would be Heatvison and Jack-tastic!
/hot
NeoCortex42
2012-02-14 01:05:14 PM
AV Club is now reporting that John Hodgman is making an appearance on Community.
Link
(new window)
I think NBC is just screwing with fans by leaking stuff like this but making no mention of actually airing episodes.
thegod082
2012-02-14 02:18:02 PM
My guess is Leonard. My hope is Pierce (I can't believe no one has said that here yet).
This thread -- the knowledge that there are some people out there who watch (and presumably love) this show with me -- makes me very happy.
Lexington Craddock
2012-02-14 02:32:02 PM
sharpiegreed
:
Starburns?
His. Name. Is. ALEX!
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