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2012-02-13 11:56:41 PM
Starburns?
 
2012-02-14 12:00:55 AM
sharpiegreed: Starburns?

GAH!! That was my guess.
 
2012-02-14 12:17:02 AM
Pop what? Pop What? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?
 
2012-02-14 12:31:09 AM
Quendra?
 
2012-02-14 01:04:42 AM
Gotta be Leonard
 
2012-02-14 01:30:51 AM
sharpiegreed: Starburns?

I hope so. I was guessing Fat Neil would die of diabetes, but I'd rather they kill him off. Fat Neil still needs to do Troy and Abed's weather.
 
2012-02-14 02:27:36 AM
Leonard chokes to death "live" on Youtube while reviewing Mama Celeste's Microwave Pizza for One and, unbeknownst to the family, the Dean has taken out massive life insurance policies on all students. The big payout, combined with the lawsuit against Mama, catapults Greendale into the Ivy League. It all falls apart when Abed finds the Pizza Review Director's Cut and discovers that Annie's Boobs mixed in a pizza from defunct microwave baker Mama LEONE'S.

Even more implausible: the Chang storyline gets funny.
Even more watchable: budget cuts force the rest of the season to be one long lingerie pillowfight between Annie and Britta. Substitute "hot oil tickle fight" for sweeps.
 
2012-02-14 03:36:19 AM
I'm going to guess Leonard.

Also, how did I not know until recently that Magnitude was in a couple of the Harry Potter movies as a kid?
 
2012-02-14 06:03:28 AM
RIP RIP!
 
2012-02-14 06:21:42 AM
But when do they reveal the identity of Jeff's father?

www.thecaptainsmemos.com
 
2012-02-14 06:35:28 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
Please don't let it be Starburns.
 
2012-02-14 06:44:04 AM
More importantly, will it be as a result of PROFESSOR OMAR COMIN', YO?
 
2012-02-14 06:45:00 AM
I hope someone pop-pops that dude.
 
2012-02-14 06:52:45 AM
My guess: Professor Chang.

The F!U! "mandated by NBC to piss off the fans" guess: Annie.
 
2012-02-14 06:55:29 AM
OtherLittleGuy: The F!U! "mandated by NBC to piss off the fans" guess: Annie.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2012-02-14 07:08:49 AM
Goodbye, Li'l Sebastian.
 
2012-02-14 07:10:16 AM
Chang via auto-erotic asphyxiation
 
2012-02-14 07:20:14 AM
Lords, let it be Chang. As much as I love the character and Ken Jeong, Senor Chang is beyond useless within the world of Greendale these days.

Although, it'll probably be the Dean of the Air Conditioning School, what with John Goodman joining the new Roseanne show and all.
 
2012-02-14 07:33:21 AM
She's the worst.
 
2012-02-14 07:35:41 AM
Snapper Carr: Chang via auto-erotic asphyxiation

a toast to old choke and stroke!
 
2012-02-14 07:43:43 AM
FishyFred: sharpiegreed: Starburns?

I hope so. I was guessing Fat Neil would die of diabetes, but I'd rather they kill him off. Fat Neil still needs to do Troy and Abed's weather.


Actually, Garrett does the weather; Fat Neil was just in that one episode, from what I remember.
 
2012-02-14 07:56:11 AM
Ian Duncan? We haven't seen him yet this season. I don't think he'd be missed as much as Starburns
 
2012-02-14 08:02:11 AM
My guess: John Goodman, because he is joining Roseanne's new show on NBC.
 
2012-02-14 08:13:12 AM
Only one? Damn.
 
2012-02-14 08:18:47 AM
my guess.... annie's boobs is probably going to nixed.
 
2012-02-14 08:23:24 AM
thecpt: my guess.... annie's boobs is probably going to nixed.

Nooo! Save Annie's Boobs!
 
2012-02-14 08:27:47 AM
thecpt: my guess.... annie's boobs is probably going to nixed.

Mercy-killing, since the cancer has metastasized.
 
2012-02-14 08:37:22 AM
Gotta be Annie's Boobs. He probably gets caught in the air conditioner, and when he dies it sets off a war with Troy and John Goodman.
 
2012-02-14 08:46:02 AM
Black dude.
 
2012-02-14 08:59:25 AM
I could do without Brita.
 
2012-02-14 09:04:41 AM
hugheric: I could do without Brita.

She would probably brita dieing.
 
2012-02-14 09:05:09 AM
Please let it me Chevy Chase....and his character on community.
 
2012-02-14 09:27:15 AM
It'll be Chang.

But they'll have his ghost come back and be in even more scenes than he is now.
 
2012-02-14 09:36:13 AM
galactus5000: Lords, let it be Chang. As much as I love the character and Ken Jeong, Senor Chang is beyond useless within the world of Greendale these days.

it'll probably be Leonard, but I'm fine with this too. They really haven't really properly integrated him into the show. Same for John Oliver.
 
2012-02-14 09:37:50 AM
Aphrodite: FishyFred: sharpiegreed: Starburns?

I hope so. I was guessing Fat Neil would die of diabetes, but I'd rather they kill him off. Fat Neil still needs to do Troy and Abed's weather.

Actually, Garrett does the weather; Fat Neil was just in that one episode, from what I remember.


Troy: Is it Fat Neil?
Abed: Bluestreak?
Pierce: Optimus Prime?
Annie: Okay, even I know some of these are Transformers.

Vicki: We came so close to having one class that wasn't all about them.
Fat Neil: Remember when they all took that fishing trip on Saint Patrick's Day?
Starburns: God, that was a good week.

Fat Neil: We're friends, Annie, remember? We played Dungeons and Dragons together.
Annie: That was a game. This is paintball.

Duncan: (calling on Fat Neil) Fat Neil.
Fat Neil: Neil's fine.
Duncan: Not from an actuarial standpoint.
 
2012-02-14 10:04:24 AM
All of 'em?
 
2012-02-14 10:07:37 AM
turbidum: Vicki: We came so close to having one class that wasn't all about them.
Fat Neil: Remember when they all took that fishing trip on Saint Patrick's Day?
Starburns: God, that was a good week.


Not to threadjack, but I want an episode devoted entirely to the peripheral characters... maybe the "cool" study group with Jack Black and Owen Wilson.
 
2012-02-14 10:09:52 AM
If it's one of the main seven:

Non-Evil Troy?
 
2012-02-14 10:16:28 AM
FeedTheCollapse: galactus5000: Lords, let it be Chang. As much as I love the character and Ken Jeong, Senor Chang is beyond useless within the world of Greendale these days.

it'll probably be Leonard, but I'm fine with this too. They really haven't really properly integrated him into the show. Same for John Oliver.


I'm pretty sure John Oliver is gone. He was a regular part of the cast last season but not this one.

Also, if it is one of the main characters Shirley is the most expendable.
 
2012-02-14 10:20:25 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Not to threadjack, but I want an episode devoted entirely to the peripheral characters... maybe the "cool" study group with Jack Black and Owen Wilson.

Wow, there are people who think Jack Black's cameo wasn't an abomination and an uncharacteristically bad misstep for the show?

Huh.

On topic, please be either Chang or the Dean. Then they can go back to focusing on the core group and making with the funny.
 
2012-02-14 11:19:06 AM
One of the commentary tracks on season 2 stated that the guy who plays Starburns wanted to have the character die in the beginning of season 2, because he's not an actor and he doesn't like playing the character (who was supposed a one off gag).

All my money is on Starburns.
 
2012-02-14 11:20:24 AM
My guess is Starburns just because Dino doesn't like being on camera.
 
2012-02-14 11:23:57 AM
Starburns doesn't "like" being on camera?
All he has to do is say a couple one-liners and they write him a check.
Boo-farkin-hoo.

Also, I'm guessing it's Chang or John Oliver who gets the boot.
 
2012-02-14 11:47:02 AM
BilltheThrill: One of the commentary tracks on season 2 stated that the guy who plays Starburns wanted to have the character die in the beginning of season 2, because he's not an actor and he doesn't like playing the character (who was supposed a one off gag).

All my money is on Starburns.


I was wondering about the lack of Starburns this season.
 
2012-02-14 11:53:21 AM
sage37: Starburns doesn't "like" being on camera?
All he has to do is say a couple one-liners and they write him a check.
Boo-farkin-hoo.

Also, I'm guessing it's Chang or John Oliver who gets the boot.


Starburns is one of the writers. I could see him convincing everyone to kill the character. Then he still works with the show, so no one complains too much.
 
2012-02-14 12:22:39 PM
Fat Neil is suffocated by Annie's Boobs.
 
2012-02-14 12:34:04 PM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Not to threadjack, but I want an episode devoted entirely to the peripheral characters... maybe the "cool" study group with Jack Black and Owen Wilson.

that would be Heatvison and Jack-tastic!

www.unwinnable.com

/hot
 
2012-02-14 01:05:14 PM
AV Club is now reporting that John Hodgman is making an appearance on Community. Link (new window)

I think NBC is just screwing with fans by leaking stuff like this but making no mention of actually airing episodes.
 
2012-02-14 02:18:02 PM
My guess is Leonard. My hope is Pierce (I can't believe no one has said that here yet).

This thread -- the knowledge that there are some people out there who watch (and presumably love) this show with me -- makes me very happy.
 
2012-02-14 02:32:02 PM
sharpiegreed: Starburns?

His. Name. Is. ALEX!
 
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