and that one is not long for this world either. Fat, dumb, and angry

SmackLT: I had my doubts on the last one, but this one is clear as day. I'm a believer.

Then I saw her face. Yeah, I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind. Yeah, I'm a believer.

google translate of the description (WTF):

The background is that before that Mazda was neatly punished for rudeness towards the drivers for the time he caught up to the exit to the highway odnopoloske by an opposite and tried to squeeze what has been said that we will not stop (fortunately we did not have front bumper at this point and so we encounter not particularly scared =)), on the driver got out Mazda his ID fsbshnika and he received a request and offer of assistance to shove it in ... He gave up all the same on the opposite line is inconvenient to him and we went on, it was cut due to lack of video action and having a lot of swear words). And after the crash has been fun to watch the person drove, where he once again showed His ID and I said to the FSB has been said to us, as it were makes no difference ... His ID omfg fail, that person gave me positive emotions)). Then he tried to negotiate with the police officer and refused to sign the protocol and the invitation to see this movie, he pondered and realized that the call to the usb is not in his interest, and finally gave up)

Looks like a bear with a fish.

"Hit the farking gas"~Bill Hicks

Prof Honeybone: Looks like a bear with a fish.

Kinda smelled like a fish anyway.

*edit* "Step on the farking gas"~Bill Hicks

MontanaDave: Prof Honeybone: Looks like a bear with a fish.

Kinda smelled like a fish anyway.

Hard to tell. I doubt the recorder had enough range to pick up whale, and we all know that whales are mammals, not fish,

Xzavier: google translate of the description (WTF):

The background is that before that Mazda was neatly punished for rudeness towards the drivers for the time he caught up to the exit to the highway odnopoloske by an opposite and tried to squeeze what has been said that we will not stop (fortunately we did not have front bumper at this point and so we encounter not particularly scared =)), on the driver got out Mazda his ID fsbshnika and he received a request and offer of assistance to shove it in ... He gave up all the same on the opposite line is inconvenient to him and we went on, it was cut due to lack of video action and having a lot of swear words). And after the crash has been fun to watch the person drove, where he once again showed His ID and I said to the FSB has been said to us, as it were makes no difference ... His ID omfg fail, that person gave me positive emotions)). Then he tried to negotiate with the police officer and refused to sign the protocol and the invitation to see this movie, he pondered and realized that the call to the usb is not in his interest, and finally gave up)

You forgot to uncheck the, "Translate with Meow Said The Dog filter."

Xzavier: google translate of the description (WTF):

The background is that before that Mazda was neatly punished for rudeness towards the drivers for the time he caught up to the exit to the highway odnopoloske by an opposite and tried to squeeze what has been said that we will not stop (fortunately we did not have front bumper at this point and so we encounter not particularly scared =)), on the driver got out Mazda his ID fsbshnika and he received a request and offer of assistance to shove it in ... He gave up all the same on the opposite line is inconvenient to him and we went on, it was cut due to lack of video action and having a lot of swear words). And after the crash has been fun to watch the person drove, where he once again showed His ID and I said to the FSB has been said to us, as it were makes no difference ... His ID omfg fail, that person gave me positive emotions)). Then he tried to negotiate with the police officer and refused to sign the protocol and the invitation to see this movie, he pondered and realized that the call to the usb is not in his interest, and finally gave up)

I think I'm more confused.

In Russia when there's a fender-bender instead of exchanging insurance information, you just get out and kick the other vehicle for a bit? What a country.

/would have floored it when the cow kicked the front of my car

Looks like a fish with a bear.

Dairy King: Xzavier: google translate of the description (WTF):

The background is that before that Mazda was neatly punished for rudeness towards the drivers for the time he caught up to the exit to the highway odnopoloske by an opposite and tried to squeeze what has been said that we will not stop (fortunately we did not have front bumper at this point and so we encounter not particularly scared =)), on the driver got out Mazda his ID fsbshnika and he received a request and offer of assistance to shove it in ... He gave up all the same on the opposite line is inconvenient to him and we went on, it was cut due to lack of video action and having a lot of swear words). And after the crash has been fun to watch the person drove, where he once again showed His ID and I said to the FSB has been said to us, as it were makes no difference ... His ID omfg fail, that person gave me positive emotions)). Then he tried to negotiate with the police officer and refused to sign the protocol and the invitation to see this movie, he pondered and realized that the call to the usb is not in his interest, and finally gave up)

I think I'm more confused.

Makes sense.. you just need to read it with a russian accent..

A Grammy sweep, and Adele is suddenly everywhere!

Fat Russian chick?

*watches video*

How 'bout that.

Wooly mammoth.

Bablefish is even more confusing:

Prehistory is such, that thus far the Mazda was accurately punished for the caddishness with respect to the drivers, it overtook to the departure to the highway on [odnopoloske], on [vstrechke] it attempted to press after the fact, to that it was said, that we will not pause, (good there was no front bumper at this moment and therefore to us collision it did not especially frighten =)), on that the driver of [mazdy] it reached [ksivu] of [fsbshnika] and to it entered the wish and the proposal of aid to push it in... it was returned all after all on [vstrechke] inconvenient to it and we went further, all this was cut because of the absence of video -[ekshena] and presence many abusive words). But after [dtp] it was already gay to observe face of [vodilya], when it again showed [ksivu] and I said colleague the FSB on that was said to us as without the difference... of omfg of [ksiva] of fail, this face delivered to me positive emotions ". Further it attempted to agree with the colleague of the police and rejected to sign protocol and after proposal to look this video it thought over and he understood that the bell into [usb] not in its interests was returned finally) Update apropos of complete video: Driver not i. laughter is my. I said that afterward occurred to driver so that he would preserve to himself this piece so that I him I will then shake to [yutub], t to the driver of [yuzer] only as the supervisor... The date of video you see themselves, and I took away him only now. I explain, that the registrar writes with pieces of 2 minutes and in me proved to be from it on [flekhe] of altogether only one the 2nd minute piece, where I cut out the first minute, t [k] on it we from it already drove off and there only our conversation, and 2- in already they saw and even if in me would be all pieces immediately I nevertheless it did not lay out entire film, since personally my opinion that the most necessary and most interesting here the fact of the trick of this Madame, and not [matnobydlosrach], and it proved to be to people it did interestingly send his driver or it did not send and generally to be occupied oneself a little by the psychoanalysis of situation... Strictly the presence of remaining pieces already under a large question and most likely already there are not, to learn accurately now is impossible because of that comp. in the friend of the friend of the friend of friend and friend of the friend of friend, joke, there is no driver in the country, it rests and to ring to it on this question I will not be, so that as soon as so immediately, but immediately most likely to you he will remain to only guess, t to time past much and most likely remaining video pieces already in the records of history... Successes)

RosevilleDan, you owe me a new keyboard.

This is why you make sure you have room to merge BEFORE you start to merge. And why having incoming and outgoing traffic merging in the same lane is STUPID.

Arkanaut: Fat Russian chick?

*watches video*

How 'bout that.

Ve have a saying in Russia... "In Russia, the women are like buses".

The cam car has a pretty stiff suspension. I didn't notice any movement after mammoth kicks.

My truck has a habit of not engaging Park when people try to cut me off and get out of their car to stand in front of my truck.

The mechanics still haven't figured out the problem and its been happening for over a decade.

One guy cut me off when I was cleaning my rifle....poor sap.

Pfft, I know that kind of wild animal and it's anything but extinct.

God how I love how people play "faces of death".

How many can you spot?

Get out of your car...on a busy highway to yell at the guy behind you all the while traffic is zooming by.

Getting out of your car and getting into a pissing match? Here in Canada, that's called one step away from the car emptying of some Jane and Finch motherfarkers or a Jamaican gang armed with 9mms and shooting you dead in the middle of the 401.

Fattie kicking the front of the car...while it's in drive...and the driver releasing the gas peddle and running her over.

Why do people do this kind of stupid sh*t? Are all Russians drunk 24/7 or is there a Russian equivalent of white trailer park trash?

Xzavier: google translate of the description (WTF):

The background is that before that Mazda was neatly punished for rudeness towards the drivers for the time he caught up to the exit to the highway odnopoloske by an opposite and tried to squeeze what has been said that we will not stop (fortunately we did not have front bumper at this point and so we encounter not particularly scared =)), on the driver got out Mazda his ID fsbshnika and he received a request and offer of assistance to shove it in ... He gave up all the same on the opposite line is inconvenient to him and we went on, it was cut due to lack of video action and having a lot of swear words). And after the crash has been fun to watch the person drove, where he once again showed His ID and I said to the FSB has been said to us, as it were makes no difference ... His ID omfg fail, that person gave me positive emotions)). Then he tried to negotiate with the police officer and refused to sign the protocol and the invitation to see this movie, he pondered and realized that the call to the usb is not in his interest, and finally gave up)

The driver of the Mazda had fake FSB credentials?

thats a gulagging.

As soon as shiat kicked whatever i was driving i would have let my foot of the break just a little bit.

Id gladly pay any earthquake damage that was a result.

am i evil?

I love it, she causes the accident and then kickes the guy's truck.

google translate of the description (WTF): [snip] he received a request and offer of assistance to shove it in ...[snip]

I'll say.

Xai: I love it, she causes the accident and then kickes the guy's truck.

He seemed to be in the wrong initially... he didn't look to see if any cars were already in the lane as he was coming down the offramp, and just cut right in front of her. She had to swerve over to a lane to the left, and then (this is where she was at fault) tried to cut back in front of him.

numberonenoob: Xai: I love it, she causes the accident and then kickes the guy's truck.

He seemed to be in the wrong initially... he didn't look to see if any cars were already in the lane as he was coming down the offramp, and just cut right in front of her. She had to swerve over to a lane to the left, and then (this is where she was at fault) tried to cut back in front of him.

Watch the video again...at the start you get a pretty clear view of the lane he's turning into, and there's no sign of the cow's vehicle (The DHL truck makes a pretty good reference for where she should be if she were in that lane). When she first comes into the frame, it looks more like she was behind him initially and tried to pass illegally midway through the turn.

Giltric: My truck has a habit of not engaging Park when people try to cut me off and get out of their car to stand in front of my truck.

The mechanics still haven't figured out the problem and its been happening for over a decade.

One guy cut me off when I was cleaning my rifle....poor sap.

Rezurok: numberonenoob: Xai: I love it, she causes the accident and then kickes the guy's truck.

He seemed to be in the wrong initially... he didn't look to see if any cars were already in the lane as he was coming down the offramp, and just cut right in front of her. She had to swerve over to a lane to the left, and then (this is where she was at fault) tried to cut back in front of him.

Watch the video again...at the start you get a pretty clear view of the lane he's turning into, and there's no sign of the cow's vehicle (The DHL truck makes a pretty good reference for where she should be if she were in that lane). When she first comes into the frame, it looks more like she was behind him initially and tried to pass illegally midway through the turn.

while merging in to his lane.

Rezurok: Giltric: My truck has a habit of not engaging Park when people try to cut me off and get out of their car to stand in front of my truck.

The mechanics still haven't figured out the problem and its been happening for over a decade.

One guy cut me off when I was cleaning my rifle....poor sap.

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I don't remember Neil deGrasse Tyson ever saying that line.

Some crazy biatch the other day decided she didn't want me to merge into her lane so I could take the next exit, so she stepped on her gas to try and close the opening, didn't make it in time to stop me, then instead tried to pass me on the right.... on a bridge... and she had already been in the rightmost lane. Next thing I know this lunatic is right next to me, pinned against the bridge's edge with nowhere to go screaming her fool head off and laying on the horn so I have to step on my brakes to let her by before she hits a damn construction pylon. I have no idea what possessed her to try and keep me out of the lane in the first place.

She looked a bit like this behemoth.... maybe they exported her to Delaware?

/ what on earth possesses people to do such stupid things? There has got to be some evolutionary explanation for that type of idiocy

blinker means changing lanes not hit the accelerator so I can't get over and hit me

adiabat: From the best I can tell... and my Ruskie is pretty rusty:

Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again.


that's my guess.

They become more like us every day...

/yay capitalism

Should have killed it and taken the head for a trophy.

I think there is a reason you dont see what led up to this. Obviously the Cam car did something to piss off the other car. The black car looks to have passed the cam car on the outside of the circular onramp and then intentionally cuts them off and the big biatch immediately jumps out and does her Rockettes impersonation on the front bumper. Looks to me to be a road rage retaliation for an earlier incident.