FARK.com: (6940010) Dads, before showing "The Smurfs" DVD from your laptop at your kid's birthday party, make sure you didn't store porn movies on it as well

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(Ogden Standard-Examiner)		Dads, before showing "The Smurfs" DVD from your laptop at your kid's birthday party, make sure you didn't store porn movies on it as well (standard.net)		87
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FirstNationalBastard

2012-02-14 12:11:02 AM

What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Prof Honeybone

2012-02-14 12:47:58 AM

FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

It's smurfin' disgusting. I threw up half my smurf just smurfing at it. Still got my smurf on.

I AM THE GOAT

2012-02-14 12:48:13 AM

Why did this make the news?

jingks

2012-02-14 12:48:15 AM

FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Smurfin' right it is!

wildcardjack

2012-02-14 12:48:44 AM

FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

RULE 34!

I'd post a pic, but I'm not sure what the boundary is on NSFW. Just GIS it for yourself.

Fart_Machine

2012-02-14 12:48:49 AM

Why the fark would you call the police?

Danger Avoid Death

2012-02-14 12:48:55 AM

FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Smurfette is hawt.

Danger Avoid Death

2012-02-14 12:49:41 AM

Fart_Machine: Why the fark would you call the police?

Because cops dig smurf porn.

HempHead

2012-02-14 12:49:50 AM

jingks

2012-02-14 12:50:01 AM

I AM THE GOAT: Why did this make the news?

Why does your Smurf look like someone Smurfed an entire Smurf, Smurfed it, then Smurfed it up with a straw? Think for Smurf's sake!

Mad_Radhu

2012-02-14 12:51:21 AM

FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Only if you use one of these (NSFW) to get yourself off.

Miss Stein

2012-02-14 12:51:34 AM

I AM THE GOAT: Why did this make the news?

Because Utah.

bugmn99

2012-02-14 12:51:50 AM

JackalRabbit

2012-02-14 12:52:40 AM

Fart_Machine: Why the fark would you call the police?

braggin rights

miss diminutive

2012-02-14 12:52:43 AM

Danger Avoid Death: FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Smurfette is hawt.

She's also the only female smurf. Who really wants sloppy 102nds?

Danger Avoid Death

2012-02-14 12:54:55 AM

Anagrammer

2012-02-14 12:55:07 AM

Wife: "Why would you play a porn movie for kids?"

Husband: "You thought it was a good idea when I first suggested it!"

Wife: "WHAT?!? You said you were going to rent the Smurfs!"

Husband: "No, I said I was going to rent a blue movie..."

Mad_Radhu

2012-02-14 12:59:14 AM

petuniapup

2012-02-14 01:00:31 AM

HempHead: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x455]

Heh...most of the hats from the first row line up just so...they look like erect peni/codpieces for the folks standing behind 'em.

Britney Spear's Speculum

2012-02-14 01:02:44 AM

See that?
See those four farking black boxes at periphery near the center?
Yeah. Those prevent unauthorized redbox discs from being inserted into the redbox.
Don't blame others you fu(king sicko.
You fu(ked up.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch

2012-02-14 01:03:20 AM

Smurfette: 1
Papa Smurf: 1
Smurfs: LOTS

You do the math.

Gilliam317

2012-02-14 01:03:24 AM

Police inspected the DVD but didn't find any problem with the disc and assumed the porn was probably on the laptop.

They then took the laptop as "evidence." Sexy, sexy evidence.

Notabunny

2012-02-14 01:05:10 AM

jingks: FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Smurfin' right it is!

Threadslayer

2012-02-14 01:05:22 AM

Whats wrong with a world where accidentally demo'ing some reproduction makes headline news YET had SAW 2 opened up on that same laptop = no biggee.

buckler

2012-02-14 01:06:04 AM

Fart_Machine: Why the fark would you call the police?

CYA

powhound

2012-02-14 01:08:13 AM

Miss Stein: I AM THE GOAT: Why did this make the news?

Because Utah.

Land of the pure. And also #1 in paying for porn on the tubes

Britney Spear's Speculum

2012-02-14 01:08:59 AM

papa smurf can I lick your ass? (new window)

moralpanic

2012-02-14 01:09:40 AM

Really? He had to call the cops for that?

Danger Avoid Death

2012-02-14 01:10:10 AM

powhound: Miss Stein: I AM THE GOAT: Why did this make the news?

Because Utah.

Land of the pure. And also #1 in paying for porn on the tubes

Message to Utah: INTERNET PORN IS FREE!! End message.

JackalRabbit

2012-02-14 01:10:21 AM

Threadslayer: Whats wrong with a world where accidentally demo'ing some reproduction makes headline news YET had SAW 2 opened up on that same laptop = no biggee.

the porn had a better story line

archichris

2012-02-14 01:13:13 AM

Why does anyone keep content of any kind on their laptops?

NAS boxes are cheap, just plug one into your network and cram it full of drives. If you want to keep dirty stuff on there just encrypt it so your kids cant stumble into it.

If you need to travel it takes like 10 minutes to put some movies on your laptop from the server.

I hate trying to sync files and remembering what I put where, just like to keep it all in one place.

Anybody know an online backup service that can handle a 2tb NAS drive?

farkingismybusiness

2012-02-14 01:15:22 AM

miss diminutive: Danger Avoid Death: FirstNationalBastard: What if it's Smurf porn? Is that acceptable?

Smurfette is hawt.

She's also the only female smurf. Who really wants sloppy 102nds?

The whole gang-bang scenario? It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Introitus

2012-02-14 01:16:38 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: See that?
See those four farking black boxes at periphery near the center?
Yeah. Those prevent unauthorized redbox discs from being inserted into the redbox.
Don't blame others you fu(king sicko.
You fu(ked up.

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

Prof. Frink

2012-02-14 01:18:16 AM

Anagrammer: Wife: "Why would you play a porn movie for kids?"

Husband: "You thought it was a good idea when I first suggested it!"

Wife: "WHAT?!? You said you were going to rent the Smurfs!"

Husband: "No, I said I was going to rent a blue movie..."

ha!

Thanks for the Meme-ries

2012-02-14 01:20:05 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: papa smurf can I lick your ass? (new window)

Came for this.....

/what?

Mentalpatient87

2012-02-14 01:22:28 AM

Just how farking stupid do you have to be?

Ayn Rand's Cervix

2012-02-14 01:23:07 AM

Hey Submitter, im sure you can be friends with my uncle on myspace, you gullible prick!!!

Third_Uncle_Eno

2012-02-14 01:23:11 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum

2012-02-14 01:08:59 AM

papa smurf can I lick your ass? (new window)

DAMMIT.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

clyph

2012-02-14 01:23:50 AM

Guest account: how does it work?

clyph

2012-02-14 01:27:03 AM

archichris: Anybody know an online backup service that can handle a 2tb NAS drive?

If you can live without the device for a week or so, try AWS import/export service. Even with shipping times, it's going to be faster than trying to upload 2TB of data.

Prof Honeybone

2012-02-14 01:28:08 AM

Starting the kids on Smurf Porn is gentler than starting with German Scheisse movies. I hate you dad!

DrPainMD

2012-02-14 01:30:10 AM

FTA: "He's got some explaining to do ..."

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Approves.

Omahawg

2012-02-14 01:32:30 AM

Boomhauer

2012-02-14 01:42:58 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: See those four farking black boxes at periphery near the center?

Good thing that nobody makes scanners or DVD hub labels...

oh, wait.

nytmare

2012-02-14 01:43:34 AM

Britney Spear's Speculum: [www.prc68.com image 434x383]

See that?
See those four farking black boxes at periphery near the center?
Yeah. Those prevent unauthorized redbox discs from being inserted into the redbox.
Don't blame others you fu(king sicko.
You fu(ked up.

This is fark.com, self-censorship of your own swear words pretty much defeats the point. Kinda makes you look like a noob.

angelwolf65

2012-02-14 01:47:08 AM

Now that's what I call a Blue Movie.

Ronin FF

2012-02-14 01:52:16 AM

Ronin FF

2012-02-14 01:53:34 AM

Threadslayer: Whats wrong with a world where accidentally demo'ing some reproduction makes headline news YET had SAW 2 opened up on that same laptop = no biggee.

SLAYED! (This thread is.)

netsharc

2012-02-14 02:08:59 AM

FWIW, here's a technical explanation: it seems the video buffers don't always get flushed properly, I've seen it myself on my computer (can't remember on what media player): I start up another video, and for a split second, I can see the last frame of the last video I was playing.

What a schmuck, blaming the rented DVD for that. He should've played it cool, Tyler Durden style.

Omahawg

2012-02-14 02:10:54 AM