I'd need to see more, but tentatively, I'd hit it.

Four martinis in, it would seem like a grand idea. Not quite as grand as passing out on the floor, but close.

Another drunk driver taken off the road. I'm OK with it.

So this Taylor wasn't too swift?

Taylor Anne Burnham of Corpus Christi (on right)

Robert Gomez (from left), Alex Brown, Kasi Nicole and Taylor Anne Burnham pray during Thy Kingdom Come heavy metal services at St. John's United Methodist Church.

Same Taylor Burnham of Corpus Christi? You make the call.



http://www.caller.com/photos/galleries/2011/oct/04/heavy-metal-servic e /54666/#section_header

/Floatation devices.

I_Am_Weasel: Thy Kingdom Come heavy metal services at St. John's United Methodist Church

Great, we're making fun of a retarded chick.

Subby had me at 'she'.

calbert: [www.spikednation.com image 480x360]

/I know, I know, not cowboy boots, but based on I_Am_Weasel's digging...close enough

AbbeySomeone: Meh,I did worse when I was that age. Kids will be kids.

I don't think anybody is outraged. Just curious to know how the whole thing went down...possibly with video evidence.

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm a cowgirl! Bang ba doo bang. And I'm riding on my horse.

"Bang ba doo bang" sounds like something Carl would say on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Taylor only wore boots and you gotta believe me,
Yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies.

Still less embarrassing than being the writer or editor of TFA

CORPUS CHRISTI - A nude woman lead police on a chase through the Lakes subdivision early Sunday morning. Police say Taylor Burnham, 18, was only wearing cowboy boots when she was seen standing between a Jeep Wrangler and a fence behind home in the 4500 block of Cedar Pass.

roadkillontheweb: Streaking is a lost art form, I weep for this generation, and hope that this young one's shining example inspires others to bring back a once noble tradition of my generation.

Do try to keep your clothes on there, Pops.

JackalRabbit: even cowgirls get the nudes

/ha ha, ho ho, hee hee

*groan*

Rafterman2: JackalRabbit: even cowgirls get the nudes

/ha ha, ho ho, hee hee

*groan*

TMLO has that clas-sik pic of the 60s drummer...

/I'd tap that like the rocks at Meridan and Massah

I_Am_Weasel: Taylor Anne Burnham of Corpus Christi (on right)

Robert Gomez (from left), Alex Brown, Kasi Nicole and Taylor Anne Burnham pray during Thy Kingdom Come heavy metal services at St. John's United Methodist Church.

Same Taylor Burnham of Corpus Christi? You make the call.

[media.caller.com image 607x392]

http://www.caller.com/photos/galleries/2011/oct/04/heavy-metal-servic e /54666/#section_header

/Floatation devices.



"Her? What, is she funny or something?"

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Dahnkster: Puss in boots or Piss in boots? Meh, She's 18 so I'd probably still punch her cow.

Anyhow I still blame this all on Christian Heavy Metal (Oh yeah, it's the same girl.....)

That is an awfully mild-looking heavy metal band.

They're a Christian metal band. They are mild by definition.

The irony of any sort of Christian music is that it is the most soul destroying
pursuit imaginable.

SJKebab: Taylor only wore boots and you gotta believe me,
Yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies.

Son, son, you've gone too far.
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.