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(KRIS Corpus Christi)   Police say Taylor Burnham, 18, was only wearing cowboy boots as she led police on a Sunday morning chase and you already clicked it   (kristv.com) divider line 84
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2012-02-13 09:45:34 PM
I'd need to see more, but tentatively, I'd hit it.
 
2012-02-13 09:46:30 PM
roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com

/Overused meme for overused headline joke
 
2012-02-13 09:52:20 PM
Four martinis in, it would seem like a grand idea. Not quite as grand as passing out on the floor, but close.
 
2012-02-13 09:53:39 PM
Another drunk driver taken off the road. I'm OK with it.
 
2012-02-13 10:10:47 PM
So this Taylor wasn't too swift?
 
2012-02-13 10:14:07 PM
Taylor Anne Burnham of Corpus Christi (on right)

Robert Gomez (from left), Alex Brown, Kasi Nicole and Taylor Anne Burnham pray during Thy Kingdom Come heavy metal services at St. John's United Methodist Church.

Same Taylor Burnham of Corpus Christi? You make the call.

media.caller.com

http://www.caller.com/photos/galleries/2011/oct/04/heavy-metal-servic e /54666/#section_header

/Floatation devices.
 
2012-02-13 10:21:25 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Same Taylor Burnham of Corpus Christi? You make the call.


Definitely. Look how round her melon is...are...
 
2012-02-13 10:31:28 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Thy Kingdom Come heavy metal services at St. John's United Methodist Church


Great, we're making fun of a retarded chick.
 
2012-02-13 10:32:46 PM
I'm a cowgirl! Bang ba doo bang. And I'm riding on my horse.
 
2012-02-13 10:36:58 PM
Subby had me at 'she'.
 
2012-02-13 10:42:50 PM
www.spikednation.com

/I know, I know, not cowboy boots, but based on I_Am_Weasel's digging...close enough
 
2012-02-13 10:47:31 PM

calbert: [www.spikednation.com image 480x360]

/I know, I know, not cowboy boots, but based on I_Am_Weasel's digging...close enough


farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2012-02-13 11:10:43 PM
Meh,I did worse when I was that age. Kids will be kids.
 
2012-02-13 11:45:57 PM

AbbeySomeone: Meh,I did worse when I was that age. Kids will be kids.


I don't think anybody is outraged. Just curious to know how the whole thing went down...possibly with video evidence.
 
2012-02-14 01:33:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm a cowgirl! Bang ba doo bang. And I'm riding on my horse.


"Bang ba doo bang" sounds like something Carl would say on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
 
2012-02-14 01:38:14 AM

FishyFred: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm a cowgirl! Bang ba doo bang. And I'm riding on my horse.

"Bang ba doo bang" sounds like something Carl would say on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


Never seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but I do believe you're correct.
 
2012-02-14 02:20:12 AM
Taylor only wore boots and you gotta believe me,
Yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies.
 
2012-02-14 02:37:44 AM
Still less embarrassing than being the writer or editor of TFA

CORPUS CHRISTI - A nude woman lead police on a chase through the Lakes subdivision early Sunday morning. Police say Taylor Burnham, 18, was only wearing cowboy boots when she was seen standing between a Jeep Wrangler and a fence behind home in the 4500 block of Cedar Pass.
 
2012-02-14 02:38:15 AM

SJKebab: Taylor only wore boots and you gotta believe me,
Yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies.


Heard it on the X.
 
2012-02-14 05:26:42 AM
speeds approaching 30 miles an hour! heavens to betsy!
 
2012-02-14 05:29:03 AM

FishyFred: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm a cowgirl! Bang ba doo bang. And I'm riding on my horse.

"Bang ba doo bang" sounds like something Carl would say on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


Imitating that one badass Whitesnake song from when he saw 'em in '83.

/tonight!
 
2012-02-14 05:31:51 AM
boot scootin'?
 
2012-02-14 05:38:45 AM

Mentalpatient87: FishyFred: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm a cowgirl! Bang ba doo bang. And I'm riding on my horse.

"Bang ba doo bang" sounds like something Carl would say on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Imitating that one badass Whitesnake song from when he saw 'em in '83.

/tonight!


unrealitymag.com

Widdly WAH!
 
2012-02-14 05:39:29 AM
Streaking is a lost art form, I weep for this generation, and hope that this young one's shining example inspires others to bring back a once noble tradition of my generation.
 
2012-02-14 05:44:03 AM
Puss in boots or Piss in boots? Meh, She's 18 so I'd probably still punch her cow.

Anyhow I still blame this all on Christian Heavy Metal (Oh yeah, it's the same girl.....)
 
2012-02-14 05:45:23 AM

roadkillontheweb: Streaking is a lost art form, I weep for this generation, and hope that this young one's shining example inspires others to bring back a once noble tradition of my generation.


Do try to keep your clothes on there, Pops.
 
2012-02-14 05:49:45 AM
wonder if the seats were vinyl, leather, or apholstery. it would make a difference on the aftermath.
 
2012-02-14 05:55:09 AM
media.caller.com
Hotlinked like the flames of Hell from listening to too much Christian metal.

Pedro, John Cena, Ricki Lake and Sissy Hankshaw
?
 
2012-02-14 06:03:28 AM
Nude Cowgirl Leads Police on Chase

They caught her when she went she put it into reverse.
 
2012-02-14 06:06:10 AM
Old enough now
to change your name
When so many love you
is it the same?

/I'd play that game.
 
2012-02-14 06:13:18 AM
even cowgirls get the nudes

/ha ha, ho ho, hee hee
 
2012-02-14 06:14:14 AM

JackalRabbit: even cowgirls get the nudes

/ha ha, ho ho, hee hee


*groan*
 
2012-02-14 06:25:09 AM
If she was leading police in a chase then she was doing more than only wearing cowboy boots.

/yep
 
2012-02-14 06:28:53 AM
Christian heavy metal: for when you want to "rebel" against mom and dad, but still do everything they say.

/knew way too many of those kids in high school
//was the bad boy for listening to "real" devil music
 
2012-02-14 06:30:58 AM
She definitely looks like she has a nice healthy chest on her.
 
2012-02-14 06:33:29 AM
I came as fast as I could!
 
2012-02-14 06:44:51 AM

Rafterman2: JackalRabbit: even cowgirls get the nudes

/ha ha, ho ho, hee hee

*groan*


TMLO has that clas-sik pic of the 60s drummer...

/I'd tap that like the rocks at Meridan and Massah
 
2012-02-14 06:59:02 AM
So, what's the story behind this? I'll take a shot...

She was dumped, got drunk, was still drunk the next morning, wanted to show the ex what (presumably) he was missing, drove over, got nude, got noticed, panicked and fled the scene.
 
2012-02-14 06:59:12 AM

JackalRabbit: even cowgirls get the nudes

/ha ha, ho ho, hee hee


Ha! +1 from me, probably won't balance out the -1 from everybody else though...
 
2012-02-14 07:06:42 AM

Dahnkster: Puss in boots or Piss in boots? Meh, She's 18 so I'd probably still punch her cow.

Anyhow I still blame this all on Christian Heavy Metal (Oh yeah, it's the same girl.....)


That is an awfully mild-looking heavy metal band.
 
2012-02-14 07:08:41 AM

calbert: [www.spikednation.com image 480x360]

/I know, I know, not cowboy boots, but based on I_Am_Weasel's digging...close enough


I donno... I think she's kinda cute in a 'plumply pretty' kinda way. But, I'm a straight girl so probably not the best judge here.

/the girl, not the cow...
 
2012-02-14 07:17:23 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Taylor Anne Burnham of Corpus Christi (on right)

Robert Gomez (from left), Alex Brown, Kasi Nicole and Taylor Anne Burnham pray during Thy Kingdom Come heavy metal services at St. John's United Methodist Church.

Same Taylor Burnham of Corpus Christi? You make the call.

[media.caller.com image 607x392]

http://www.caller.com/photos/galleries/2011/oct/04/heavy-metal-servic e /54666/#section_header

/Floatation devices.


images.wikia.com

"Her? What, is she funny or something?"
 
2012-02-14 07:18:54 AM

I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Dahnkster: Puss in boots or Piss in boots? Meh, She's 18 so I'd probably still punch her cow.

Anyhow I still blame this all on Christian Heavy Metal (Oh yeah, it's the same girl.....)

That is an awfully mild-looking heavy metal band.


They're a Christian metal band. They are mild by definition.

The irony of any sort of Christian music is that it is the most soul destroying
pursuit imaginable.
 
2012-02-14 07:31:24 AM
www.studiobriefing.net
/approves
//get it?
 
2012-02-14 07:34:57 AM

DjangoStonereaver: I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Dahnkster: Puss in boots or Piss in boots? Meh, She's 18 so I'd probably still punch her cow.

Anyhow I still blame this all on Christian Heavy Metal (Oh yeah, it's the same girl.....)

That is an awfully mild-looking heavy metal band.

They're a Christian metal band. They are mild by definition.

The irony of any sort of Christian music is that it is the most soul destroying
pursuit imaginable.


All the best bands are affiliated with Satan
 
2012-02-14 08:01:29 AM
Same girl...flat eyebrows
 
2012-02-14 08:03:48 AM
eh fark this game
 
2012-02-14 08:08:15 AM
Last night i saw a cowgirl. Last night I saw a naked cowgirl, dancin cross the ceiling.
 
2012-02-14 08:11:54 AM

SJKebab: Taylor only wore boots and you gotta believe me,
Yeah I saw it I saw it I tell you no lies.


Son, son, you've gone too far.
'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do.
 
2012-02-14 08:13:19 AM

ghare: DjangoStonereaver: I Am The Bishop Of East Anglia: Dahnkster: Puss in boots or Piss in boots? Meh, She's 18 so I'd probably still punch her cow.

Anyhow I still blame this all on Christian Heavy Metal (Oh yeah, it's the same girl.....)

That is an awfully mild-looking heavy metal band.

They're a Christian metal band. They are mild by definition.

The irony of any sort of Christian music is that it is the most soul destroying
pursuit imaginable.

All the best bands are affiliated with Satan


all the best everything is affiliated with Satan - thought you knew....
 
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