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(NBC 10)		Baby shower ends with three people stabbed after a drunken argument between relatives of mom-to-be and her baby daddy. Good luck, kid (www2.turnto10.com)		67
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penthesilea

2012-02-13 09:39:03 PM

Sis?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-13 09:54:47 PM

pobrecito

Impasse

2012-02-13 10:18:49 PM

Falcon stab!

magneticmushroom

2012-02-13 10:19:32 PM

On Sautrday, huh?

Indubitably

2012-02-13 10:19:37 PM

Way early Bar-shiv-zah?

skinink

2012-02-13 10:21:18 PM

"A Central Falls man is accused of stabbing three people during a baby shower in Pawtucket."

The one part of the article that lets you know this is no big deal. at least for that area. The only surprise is that only three people were stabbed and no one died.

Ambivalence

2012-02-13 10:26:52 PM

What are men doing at a baby shower anyway?

Isn't that against the rules or something?

AliceBToklasLives

2012-02-13 10:26:55 PM

From the comments:

Edward Richard · Top Commenter
Joe, In Central Falls and Rhode Island most of them are illegals or desendants of illegals. Rhode Island attracts the humans who fecal matter from all over the world. This has been going on for over 100 years.

What "humans who fecal matter" might look like:

upload.wikimedia.org

/obscure?

sharkbeagle

2012-02-13 10:27:09 PM

But Whitney died.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-02-13 10:28:40 PM

AliceBToklasLives: From the comments:

Edward Richard · Top Commenter
Joe, In Central Falls and Rhode Island most of them are illegals or desendants of illegals. Rhode Island attracts the humans who fecal matter from all over the world. This has been going on for over 100 years.

What "humans who fecal matter" might look like:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x529]

/obscure?

No, Divine

kompressor

2012-02-13 10:30:37 PM

The Aristocrats.

elchip

2012-02-13 10:33:56 PM

magneticmushroom: On Sautrday, huh?

Sabdao.

AbbeySomeone

2012-02-13 10:34:20 PM

How did I know the stabbers name was either Jose or DeShawn?
Too easy.
Girl needs to get away from all of that if she wants a chance at a decent life for her and her child.

Make More Hinjews

2012-02-13 10:34:45 PM

Fark.com adoption fund?

/ Name the kid UFIA?

Make More Hinjews

2012-02-13 10:35:20 PM

AbbeySomeone: How did I know the stabbers name was either Jose or DeShawn?
Too easy.
Girl needs to get away from all of that if she wants a chance at a decent life for her and her child.

You're and idiot.

poe_zlaw

2012-02-13 10:35:59 PM

Ambivalence: What are men doing at a baby shower anyway?

Isn't that against the rules or something?

Apparently stabbing people. .

SquiggelyGrounders

2012-02-13 10:37:38 PM

Why women have a problem with this I will never understand.

A Terrible Human

2012-02-13 10:38:59 PM

Who gets drunk at a baby shower?

Indubitably

2012-02-13 10:41:59 PM

A Terrible Human: Who gets drunk at a baby shower?

Drunk people.

AliceBToklasLives

2012-02-13 10:42:34 PM

SquiggelyGrounders: Why women have a problem with this I will never understand.

I know! It's not a baby shower until the stabbing begins.

SquiggelyGrounders

2012-02-13 10:43:57 PM

AliceBToklasLives: SquiggelyGrounders: Why women have a problem with this I will never understand.

I know! It's not a baby shower until the stabbing begins.

Oops. Wrong thread

Autarky

2012-02-13 10:50:42 PM

witnessing too many decapitations at home caused a mental state known as "McstabsALLLOT"

/only knives without points

AcademGreen

2012-02-13 10:54:44 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: AliceBToklasLives: From the comments:

Edward Richard · Top Commenter
Joe, In Central Falls and Rhode Island most of them are illegals or desendants of illegals. Rhode Island attracts the humans who fecal matter from all over the world. This has been going on for over 100 years.

What "humans who fecal matter" might look like:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x529]

/obscure?

No, Divine

Oh, Divine. "Godzilla" of drag queens. This world would have been so much better had the he lived longer. He was about to break through into prime time television before he died.

davidphogan

2012-02-13 10:55:05 PM

A Terrible Human: Who gets drunk at a baby shower?

Who can put up with a pregnant woman without getting drunk?

kisseswookies

2012-02-13 10:55:18 PM

Mr. Wookies family is about to meet my family...I may have a similar fark thread within the month....

jfbnr24

2012-02-13 10:57:29 PM

A Terrible Human: Who gets drunk at a baby shower?

My mom got drunk at my sister-in-laws baby shower. Probably because the shower was followed by the wedding right after.

KrispyKritter

2012-02-13 10:58:49 PM

Ambivalence: What are men doing at a baby shower anyway?

Isn't that against the rules or something?

if stabby boy was a real man he would use contraception and there would be no shower. he'll be doing a dime before babby is five.

AbbeySomeone is right: young mom should GTFO so babby has a chance.

jennyz

2012-02-13 11:02:27 PM

This makes me feel better. My last baby shower ended with everyone trashed, and my husband's best friend breaking his hand on a forklift. At least there was no stabbin'.

JackalRabbit

2012-02-13 11:03:38 PM

was just cutting cake and slipped

YouPeopleAreCrazy

2012-02-13 11:14:28 PM

jennyz: This makes me feel better. My last baby shower ended with everyone trashed, and my husband's best friend breaking his hand on a forklift. At least there was no stabbin'.

What were dudes (hubby included) doing at your baby shower?

jennyz

2012-02-13 11:18:39 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: jennyz: This makes me feel better. My last baby shower ended with everyone trashed, and my husband's best friend breaking his hand on a forklift. At least there was no stabbin'.

What were dudes (hubby included) doing at your baby shower?

It wasn't your typical babyshower... people brought gifts and we had cake, but it was also drinking and Rockband. I'm not much of a girly girl.

/no drinking for me, of course

zxcasd

2012-02-13 11:19:22 PM

skinink: "A Central Falls man is accused of stabbing three people during a baby shower in Pawtucket."
The one part of the article that lets you know this is no big deal. at least for that area. The only surprise is that only three people were stabbed and no one died.

Do they let CF people into P'tuckit nowadays? Back in my day, this stabbed would have been the stabee.

But no, it would have been moot, because I lived in the "upper-class" part of town. Dahhhlington.

FFS now I miss me some Kips. And Haven Bros. And Gusses-I-mean-Iggy's pizza.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-13 11:20:51 PM

zxcasd

2012-02-13 11:21:07 PM

StabbER. Damn auto.

Ryker's Peninsula

2012-02-13 11:24:56 PM

Ambivalence: What are men doing at a baby shower anyway?

Isn't that against the rules or something?

He was probably "making it rain" and that's what started the argument.

Lone Stranger

2012-02-13 11:28:06 PM

I knew it was a person with a Latino sounding name before I even read the article. those folks sure get all stabby easy.

chookbillion

2012-02-13 11:29:56 PM

Ambivalence: What are men doing at a baby shower anyway?

Isn't that against the rules or something?

That's what I was wondering.

nobodyUwannaknow

2012-02-13 11:35:48 PM

This is why we need to make contraception less accessible to poor women,

AliceBToklasLives

2012-02-13 11:43:48 PM

Bathia_Mapes: AliceBToklasLives:

Nothing is obscure at fark. Not even John Waters, Divine or "Pink Flamingos".

Stupid Internet.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-02-13 11:46:31 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Bathia_Mapes: AliceBToklasLives:

Nothing is obscure at fark. Not even John Waters, Divine or "Pink Flamingos".

Stupid Internet.

Not really, at least not in my case. I've seen all of John Waters' movies.

YouPeopleAreCrazy

2012-02-13 11:48:25 PM

jennyz: It wasn't your typical babyshower... people brought gifts and we had cake, but it was also drinking and Rockband. I'm not much of a girly girl.

OK, a party then. That works.

SR_NightBane

2012-02-13 11:50:34 PM

nobodyUwannaknow: This is why we need to make contraception less accessible to poor women,

Who is trying to make contraception less accessible? All anyone is taking umbrage with in that area is requiring religious organizations to start providing it? Oh, and nice thread-shiat.

Lsherm

2012-02-13 11:55:11 PM

A Terrible Human: Who gets drunk at a baby shower?

Drunks? Actually, to narrow it down, female drunks. Men don't go to baby showers unless they are forced to at the office.

Popular Opinion

2012-02-14 12:00:06 AM

to be fair, only one guy got all stabby.
it's not like they were all stabby n'sh*t.

T. Dawg

2012-02-14 12:21:31 AM

kisseswookies: Mr. Wookies family is about to meet my family...I may have a similar fark thread within the month....

Any time the Dawg-in-laws co-mingle, much drinking is in order. You have my sympathy.

A Terrible Human

2012-02-14 12:22:30 AM

Lsherm: Drunks? Actually, to narrow it down, female drunks. Men don't go to baby showers unless they are forced to at the office.

The baby showers I've been to never included drinking,though it would have made them far less boring.

Wittenberg Dropout

2012-02-14 12:25:25 AM

White People Problems.

RockChalkH1N1

2012-02-14 12:40:39 AM

Wittenberg Dropout: White People Problems.

Yeah a black guy would of ducked out as soon as he knew he was going to be a father

HotLonelyTeenageGirl

2012-02-14 12:43:54 AM

Can we at least TRY to teach these kids to pull out? I mean, no it's not reliable, but damn, it seems like at least in the 70s people made the effort....

Gyrfalcon

2012-02-14 12:45:04 AM