Want one now.

"That wasn't the Farmer's Market?"

Fooled me subby.
I thought it was gonna be an article on muddin with wet chicks and stuff. :(

You suck!

"The man pulled the jeep into a parking space when his foot slipped off the brake pedal and hit the accelerator, police said."

Wasn't this posited to be the reason behind most of the toyota crashes cause by "glitches" aka people being complete morons? I read somewhere that most of the accidents happened when the car wasn't moving and the person was generally retirement age or over.

There's only one . . .

This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

I talked to my lawyer and my father's doctor about getting his license yanked. Far farking chance. Thanks AARP, for keeping death rolling.

Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

These thoughts are diametrically opposed to each other.

isn't the point of driving to follow the center line? think he was doing it correctly.

Lotta needless hate goin round...

Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

The guy's 85 years old. I can almost guarantee that he learned to drive with a stick. The article also mentions his foot "slipped."

slc11082: ONce a person hits 65 they become better than the rest of us.
They can murder people and get away with it.

Old people are the only people in the world that are above the white man.

...except no one was injured...


/states should require mandatory drivers tests every few years for people over 70.
//people should give up their driving voluntarily when they stop being physically able to safely handle a car.

Some old people should no longer be driving. Film at 11.

redmid17: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

These thoughts are diametrically opposed to each other.

How much you wanna bet he was stomping the brake with his left foot, and had forgotten to stop pushing the gas pedal? I bet 33 cents that he had both feet on the pedals, pushing down as hard as he could.

"Recalculating route..."

Deathfrogg: redmid17: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

These thoughts are diametrically opposed to each other.

How much you wanna bet he was stomping the brake with his left foot, and had forgotten to stop pushing the gas pedal? I bet 33 cents that he had both feet on the pedals, pushing down as hard as he could.

You're taught to drive with one foot if it's an automatic transmission. Obviously a manual requires two feet (or a lot of dexterity and effort). Banning automatics when the vast majority of cars now are automatic is at best retarded, especially since most people don't know how to drive cars with a standard transmission. You're associating two unlike things.

It's a jeep thing, if we had a real 4x4 we wouln't be stuck, sorry.

Deathfrogg: redmid17: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

These thoughts are diametrically opposed to each other.

How much you wanna bet he was stomping the brake with his left foot, and had forgotten to stop pushing the gas pedal? I bet 33 cents that he had both feet on the pedals, pushing down as hard as he could.

Unless he's weak. Pushing the gas and the brake will still slow or stop the car. Espically since a jeep is 4wd and would have the front brakes trying to slow driving wheels. Modern cars have good brakes and are often FWD, you can floor it and hit the brake and if the computer will keep the throttle open it'll still slow down and stop. But, most newer drive by wire cars won't even go wide open if you're holding the brake.

85? imagining an old dependable Wagoneer with fake wood grain sides, big chrome and nice real chrome bumpers. hope the Jeep is okay.

--- had a '68 Jeepster Commando w/ a Buick V-6 engine. had custom headers into cherry bombs. it was louder than starting two Harley hogs at one time.

I own a Jeep. '99 Wrangler. Six inch lift kit and 33's. Posi all the way around. Full rails. Aside from two broken axles (both left rear, Dana 35 sucks ass) and a stripped out lunchbox, the thing has been the best vehicle I've ever had. It always starts right up. It always runs. It always goes even with 2 feet of snow on the ground, or two inches of solid ice. I've had it over the top of the hood in mud. It's never gotten stuck.

Not for lack of trying though.

As a kid, our neighborhood grocery store had this happen a couple times a year.

Now you'd think they'd put in a steeper curb, a studier window, or at the very least stop putting their hard liquor just behind the front window. But no.

Eventually I got old enough to realize they had to be making more off the insurance claims than the groceries and it all made sense.

KrispyKritter: 85? imagining an old dependable Wagoneer with fake wood grain sides, big chrome and nice real chrome bumpers. hope the Jeep is okay.

--- had a '68 Jeepster Commando w/ a Buick V-6 engine. had custom headers into cherry bombs. it was louder than starting two Harley hogs at one time.

Yah, them things is bulletproof. They came with Dana 60's front and back. Jeep was a good brand until they went AMC. Then Chrysler took over and they turned the brand into a mama car. Glad they kept the original traditional design Wrangler going though. Those old Buick 300 V6's were hella good motors.

"I don't remember there being a building here!"

A straight-acting workmate drives a Jeep Wrangler.

And one day I'm kinda asking "Is he?" Kind of a gay sort of setup he's got with his car happenin' there."

And my boss says that Jeep Wranglers won some kind of poll as being the gayest car in the world. As in: most likely to have a gay male owner.

YTALWWT

In Detroit that's what's known as property improvement.

As a kid I used to go the corner grocery for my sweet-iceys and such.

Some years later I lived there in that space as a tenant, grocery gone, me there all grown up and alone, time removed and space revisited. Things change.

Spaces move to new places.

We move with them or no.

Wait, they move with US, and we move with THEM.

We are interchangeable...

Let's move.

;)

Indubitably: As a kid I used to go the corner grocery for my sweet-iceys and such.

Some years later I lived there in that space as a tenant, grocery gone, me there all grown up and alone, time removed and space revisited. Things change.

Spaces move to new places.

We move with them or no.

Wait, they move with US, and we move with THEM.

We are interchangeable...

Let's move.

;)

You gonna pass that or bogart it all night?

Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

Wait, what? There are seriously people who drive automatic transmission cars with two feet?

His foot slipped? I bet he was trying to run over an enemy soldier!

JohnAnnArbor: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

Wait, what? There are seriously people who drive automatic transmission cars with two feet?

That is why you see cars, trucks ... going down the road with their brake lights on.
Idiots!

I own a rental house a few miles from there - I've actually purchased some tools at that store and didn't get shot.

/property mgmt companies FTW - no maintenance and a monthly check from 2500 miles away.

JohnAnnArbor: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

Wait, what? There are seriously people who drive automatic transmission cars with two feet?

"What's that shaking?"
"It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand."

rhiannon: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

Yes but I'd say having only manuals being driven by one -footed people is more dangerous. And frustrating.

Fun to watch though...

JohnAnnArbor: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

Wait, what? There are seriously people who drive automatic transmission cars with two feet?

I do. I don't remember when or why I started, but I can switch between right foot braking in a manual and left foot braking in an auto w/o even thinking about it.

jennies1897: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

I've always driven an automatic. I drive with my right foot operating the pedal, left up on the dash. Easy access and gives other motorists a thrill.

An accident would be quite painful under those conditions.

"Officer, could you find my left leg? I think it must be behind me somewhere..."

Jimmysolson: JohnAnnArbor: Deathfrogg: This is why automatic transmissions oughta be banned. Two foot drivers are imbeciles.

Wait, what? There are seriously people who drive automatic transmission cars with two feet?

That is why you see cars, trucks ... going down the road with their brake lights on.
Idiots!

Yeesh. Scary.

Deathfrogg: I own a Jeep. '99 Wrangler. Six inch lift kit and 33's. Posi all the way around. Full rails. Aside from two broken axles (both left rear, Dana 35 sucks ass) and a stripped out lunchbox, the thing has been the best vehicle I've ever had. It always starts right up. It always runs. It always goes even with 2 feet of snow on the ground, or two inches of solid ice. I've had it over the top of the hood in mud. It's never gotten stuck.

Not for lack of trying though.

That is some grade A bullshiat. Driving in 2 feet of snow will cause said snow to pack under your truck in short order. 33" tires dont cut trails in 2 feet of snow. Saying you never get stuck just means that you dont really offroad that rig in anything but wet grass and green lanes. If your tires were as big as you think your penis is you might have a chance otherwise stfu already.

Mr. Lepage: "What's that shaking?"
"It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand."

I will give Jeep's credit for bringing out the slut in some girls though. Was the source of many a blowjob when we were all younger and slutier. God bless the results of that shaking / vibrating.