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(The Mercury (Australia))   If you are Australia's most notorious hired gun, brag about having killed 19 people, and go by the nickname "Chopper", your son's Little Athletics group probably won't let you anywhere near the starter's pistol   (themercury.com.au) divider line 39
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2012-02-13 06:25:48 PM
Nor should you brag that your father inventing the question mark or accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
 
2012-02-13 06:52:08 PM
Really? Because if I bumped into that dude, I'd let him do whatever the fark he wanted to.
 
2012-02-13 07:29:44 PM
To those of you who don't know, Eric Bana made his break in the movies by portraying Chopper in the eponymous film. Awesome movie I can't recommend highly enough.

Strangely though, Bana's portrayal of Chopper has itself been parodied (nsfw language).

Funny character.
 
2012-02-13 08:07:08 PM
"All I heard was 'Chopper! Sic balls!' "

t2.gstatic.com

/wheaton
 
2012-02-13 09:03:54 PM
The best parody that Bana did of Chopper is the "weather report" one ...

Link (new window)

I love the bit about Alice Springs
 
2012-02-13 09:04:43 PM
SJKebab: To those of you who don't know, Eric Bana made his break in the movies by portraying Chopper in the eponymous film. Awesome movie I can't recommend highly enough.

Strangely though, Bana's portrayal of Chopper has itself been parodied (nsfw language).

Funny character.


I'd like to see a fight between Chopper and Michael "Bronson" Peterson.
 
2012-02-13 09:06:11 PM
The ... Toe ... Chopper?
 
2012-02-13 09:11:27 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that this guy applied for the starter pistol position just for the lulz? It's the kinda shiat I would do if I had a rep like that.
 
2012-02-13 09:13:22 PM
doctorwhotv.co.uk

Praise his janitorial light.
 
2012-02-13 09:17:15 PM
Loves me some Eric.

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-13 09:17:30 PM
ozzie_stu 2012-02-13 09:03:54 PM

The best parody that Bana did of Chopper is the "weather report" one ...

Link (YT: Choppers Weather Report) [Click to Show Video] (new window)

I love the bit about Alice Springs


That's not Eric Bana, for f*ck's sake. That's a parody of Eric Bana's characterisation of Chopper Reid.
 
2012-02-13 09:17:49 PM
The problem with chopper is that he was always a top bloke, it's just he was a tad... unpredictable.

Unpredictable people are just that. One moment your laughing with them over a beer and the next your getting your face sewn back on after a glassing.

So, yeah. Go be a top bloke someplace else. Please...

On second thoughts you can stay here and I'll go.
 
2012-02-13 09:18:53 PM
WarszawaScream: Am I the only one who thinks that this guy applied for the starter pistol position just for the lulz? It's the kinda shiat I would do if I had a rep like that.

He's written a children's book called Hooky the Cripple so I'm guessing it's for the lulz
 
2012-02-13 09:21:10 PM
Why is this piece of shiat allowed to walk the streets? Way to go Autralia. 'Oh well- if you won't let me glorify my violent past in front of children I'll just pull my kid out of little league. Nya nya nya!' Stay classy.
 
2012-02-13 09:22:05 PM
Hot, hot, hot

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-02-13 09:23:08 PM
Poida!

resources3.news.com.au
 
2012-02-13 09:24:33 PM
if none of his crimes were against kids..why should it mater?
 
2012-02-13 09:24:38 PM
Well the difference being ones a job and the others mental sickness.

www.tf2weapons.com
 
2012-02-13 09:26:38 PM
steerforth: Poida!

[resources3.news.com.au image 300x430]


Holy shiat, thats going back a bit! Thanks for the reminiscing giggle!
 
2012-02-13 09:29:38 PM
Chopper disapproves:

Harden the F Up (new window)
 
2012-02-13 09:32:38 PM
SJKebab: steerforth: Poida!

[resources3.news.com.au image 300x430]

Holy shiat, thats going back a bit! Thanks for the reminiscing giggle!


Poida's Olympic training tips (new window)
 
2012-02-13 09:32:41 PM
Love Chopper. The man, the myth, the legend, and the movie.
 
2012-02-13 09:45:15 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 09:45:20 PM
spaten: Chopper disapproves:

Harden the F Up (new window)


When I first saw that I had no idea it was a parody of a real guy. Now I find out it's a parody of a guy acting as reid. the things you learn.

/harden the F up stephan.
 
2012-02-13 09:49:49 PM
redsquid: Why is this piece of shiat allowed to walk the streets? Way to go Autralia. 'Oh well- if you won't let me glorify my violent past in front of children I'll just pull my kid out of little league. Nya nya nya!' Stay classy.

i'm surprised he wasn't recruited to work for the usa LEO system, or as a 'handyman' for a well-heeled Senator or six.
 
2012-02-13 09:49:51 PM
SJKebab:

Strangely though, Bana's portrayal of Chopper has itself been parodied (nsfw language).

Funny character.


Ronnie John's?

*clicks link*

Yep, some of their best stuff.
 
2012-02-13 09:53:04 PM
steerforth: Poida!

[resources3.news.com.au image 300x430]


I still maintain that Poida was Bana's finest work.

/I woz jus' ova da road gettin' a slurpee...
 
2012-02-13 09:55:09 PM
that is crazy... I mean, he is obviously has the most experience with firearms. damn affirmative action, job probably going to a aborigines
 
paj
2012-02-13 09:59:45 PM
Underbelly thread?
 
2012-02-13 10:10:27 PM
...why not? The starter's pistol doesn't fire bullets.
 
2012-02-13 10:33:34 PM
I thought Chris Lilly portrayed Chopper.
/joking
 
2012-02-13 10:33:40 PM
It's abuse of the system on the part of the little athletics club

You don't need a working with children check if you are volunteering to help with an activity your own child participates in.

Source (new window)
 
2012-02-13 11:43:59 PM
If you are Australia's most notorious outlaw gun, brag about having killed people, robbed banks. Now, four, is hard. Three? Easy.

mos.totalfilm.com

/English accent!?!
//I don't speak English! I'm a bloody Australian!
 
2012-02-13 11:58:24 PM
herrDrFarkenstein: [doctorwhotv.co.uk image 570x321]

Praise his janitorial light.


I think you want the "decomposing corpse found in motel" thread, three down from here.


applied for a Working With Children Check in September so he could become a volunteer at the Collingwood Little Athletics club

Aww, c'mon, what better role model for the little Aussies?
 
2012-02-14 02:17:24 AM
www.onepiecepics.com
 
2012-02-14 03:49:10 AM
Soy Cowboy: [www.onepiecepics.com image 640x512]

images.wikia.com

Think you meant this one
 
2012-02-14 08:20:23 AM
Veritas: steerforth: Poida!

[resources3.news.com.au image 300x430]

I still maintain that Poida was Bana's finest work.

/I woz jus' ova da road gettin' a slurpee...


My cousin thinks Poida is the funniest thing ever. I kinda disagree, but then again, I didn't have to grow up in a household where my mother was dying of MS like my cousin did, the poor bastard.

Gotta give Bana props for making my cousin laugh during some really shiatty times for him and his family.
 
2012-02-14 03:04:15 PM
Spot on, Bevan!
 
2012-02-14 11:09:46 PM
As someone who has friends in Australia, a lot of them really dislike Ronnie John's parody of Chopper, since it's over the top and makes for an annoying character.

Now Bana on the other hand, his Poida put him on the map Down Under, but he had to get serious and play the straight man to make it in America. I found it funny after a bit of research how an Aussie redneck (a Bogan) is pretty much identical to the American versions, from the love of cheap beer and cars down to the mullets.
 
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