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"Man charged with exposing himself to women while riding bike" which really is a lot harder than you might think
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MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-02-13 06:24:09 PM
LOOK MA! NO HANDS!!
Walker
2012-02-13 06:30:30 PM
At the bottom I like the stories it recommends for me after reading a story about a guy showing his weener:
Paris Jackson is underage you sicko WBTV! What does she have to do with weeners?
Although Emma Watson is legal and I fully understand the "Deep Dropping" connection to a weener story.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-02-13 06:40:13 PM
Walker
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At the bottom I like the stories it recommends for me after reading a story about a guy showing his weener:
[img.photobucket.com image 212x367]
Paris Jackson is underage you sicko WBTV! What does she have to do with weeners?
Although Emma Watson is legal and I fully understand the "Deep Dropping" connection to a weener story.
But under bed storage box?! On bed storage box I could understand, but under bed...?
cryinoutloud
2012-02-13 06:59:17 PM
I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
Clawhammer
2012-02-13 07:26:54 PM
cryinoutloud
:
I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
I had a girl flash me once while she was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
It was a tube top. Remember those??
Ed Finnerty
2012-02-13 07:37:07 PM
"Shifting" takes on a new and potentially painful meaning.
djkutch
2012-02-13 08:03:55 PM
I feel like the article has tainted the man's innocence.
Kuroshin
2012-02-13 09:04:20 PM
Happens all the time in PDX.
Isn't illegal, either.
/so many nude cyclists and wake boarders...
ArkAngel
2012-02-13 09:09:41 PM
Had to bring my tux home 15 blocks on my bike today. Was not simple considering I was going uphill.
Indolent
2012-02-13 10:00:10 PM
Also the bike had the seat removed.
skinink
2012-02-13 10:14:10 PM
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it how I like.
CravenMorehead
2012-02-13 10:14:37 PM
I think the harder it was, the harder it would be.
Indubitably
2012-02-13 10:15:36 PM
No it isn't.
Wear boxers with a big, basketball-dick...
P.S. Please just keep it out of the chains.
Indubitably
2012-02-13 10:16:11 PM
skinink
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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it how I like.
Floyd is the shiat.
cryinoutloud
2012-02-13 10:22:52 PM
Clawhammer
:
cryinoutloud: I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
I had a girl flash me once while she was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
It was a tube top. Remember those??
It's a little harder to
moon
someone. Think about it.
/used to wear tube tops
Indolent
2012-02-13 10:23:20 PM
Indubitably
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skinink: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it how I like.
Floyd is the shiat.
Yes but what do you think of the band Queen?
EngineerAU
2012-02-13 10:24:32 PM
He'd better be careful, the people from the WNBR might have a patent on this.
/No sillier than 90% of the patents out there.
Indubitably
2012-02-13 10:31:45 PM
Indolent
:
Indubitably: skinink: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it how I like.
Floyd is the shiat.
Yes but what do you think of the band Queen?
Ditto.
Indubitably
2012-02-13 10:32:48 PM
EngineerAU
:
He'd better be careful, the people from the WNBR might have a patent on this.
/No sillier than 90% of the patents out there.
What do you speak of, please explicate:
SquiggelyGrounders
2012-02-13 10:45:41 PM
Why women dont like this I will never understand.
bugmn99
2012-02-13 10:48:02 PM
WTF is a basketball-dick?
BigLuca
2012-02-13 10:50:19 PM
I tried this once. It was a disaster. got my dick caught in the spokes and all the women proposed.
Indubitably
2012-02-13 10:57:41 PM
bugmn99
:
WTF is a basketball-dick?
This is funny.
blondski
2012-02-13 11:04:06 PM
cryinoutloud
:
I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
I've had 2 dudes in separate instances follow me around on the highway while whacking it. I had to pull off the highway to elude them. It was very odd.
Clawhammer
:
I had a girl flash me once while she was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
It was a tube top. Remember those??
I have flashed someone while in the car, but in my defense we were on a road trip down to Austin for my sister's bachelorette party and I was under the influence of alcohol and heavy peer pressure.
/a tube top was involved
mc_madness
2012-02-13 11:04:19 PM
bugmn99
:
WTF is a basketball-dick?
GIS Greg Oden cock
Mixolydian Master
2012-02-13 11:04:52 PM
bugmn99
:
WTF is a basketball-dick?
Give it a
GIS
. Make sure your boss is nearby, so you look hard at work.
JackalRabbit
2012-02-13 11:10:42 PM
Indolent
:
Indubitably: skinink: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it how I like.
Floyd is the shiat.
Yes but what do you think of the band Queen?
i've got a bike, you can ride it if you like...
X-boxershorts
2012-02-13 11:24:24 PM
Clawhammer
:
cryinoutloud: I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
I had a girl flash me once while she was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
It was a tube top. Remember those??
hell yeah!
fap,, fap, fap...
By the way, exposing yourself while riding a bike is easy.
/In boxer shorts.
//Don't ask me how I know
Veritas
2012-02-13 11:32:07 PM
blondski
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I've had 2 dudes in separate instances follow me around on the highway while whacking it. I had to pull off the highway to elude them. It was very odd.
Sorry, I didn't realise it was bothering you. I'll make sure you don't see me in future.
/stick-shift
//I keed, I keed
Lone Stranger
2012-02-13 11:34:06 PM
BigLuca
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I tried this once. It was a disaster. got my dick caught in the spokes and all the women proposed.
Mine got caught in between the chain and sprocket and I had to have help turning it in reverse to free it.
bubo_sibiricus
2012-02-13 11:38:54 PM
>Public masturbation is a crime.
But Officer, I'm just celebrating Diogenes! It's not sexual!
http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=181
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-13 11:39:46 PM
I don't think the Howie Mandel look is working for him.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-13 11:41:18 PM
Hector Remarkable
:
I don't think the Howie Mandel look is working for him.
Wow, I haven't posted in the wrong thread in a long time.
Popular Opinion
2012-02-13 11:53:25 PM
the Tom Leykis radio program had "flash friday", where they get female listeners who are driving on so cal freeways flash other listeners (or whoever), ideally getting both on the phone.
might be coming back on the air this spring
Popular Opinion
2012-02-13 11:54:13 PM
csb
X-boxershorts
2012-02-14 12:31:39 AM
Hector Remarkable
:
Hector Remarkable: I don't think the Howie Mandel look is working for him.
Wow, I haven't posted in the wrong thread in a long time.
Well, that and bike wheel sprockets are always good for a head scratch
Snargi
2012-02-14 12:55:32 AM
Mary Collins, another neighbor said, "wow, that's a hard pill to swallow."
Perducci
2012-02-14 01:05:58 AM
Hector Remarkable
:
Hector Remarkable: I don't think the Howie Mandel look is working for him.
Wow, I haven't posted in the wrong thread in a long time.
And yet it's somehow perfectly appropriate to this story. Magical almost.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-14 01:23:06 AM
Perducci
:
Hector Remarkable: Hector Remarkable: I don't think the Howie Mandel look is working for him.
Wow, I haven't posted in the wrong thread in a long time.
And yet it's somehow perfectly appropriate to this story. Magical almost.
Of course I was talking about the man from one thread down.
Put a balloon on this guy's head.
Hector Remarkable
2012-02-14 02:02:27 AM
Indolent
:
Ha! Thanks for the badge, Texan!
perfectweb
2012-02-14 02:19:09 AM
Best line in the article:
Mary Collins, another neighbor said, "wow, that's a hard pill to swallow."
Indolent
2012-02-14 02:20:11 AM
Hector Remarkable
:
Indolent:
Ha! Thanks for the badge, Texan!
Welcome. Have fun with it.
"We don't need no steenking badges!"
/oblig
tinfoil-hat maggie
2012-02-14 03:11:44 AM
cryinoutloud
:
Clawhammer: cryinoutloud: I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
I had a girl flash me once while she was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
It was a tube top. Remember those??
It's a little harder to moon someone. Think about it.
/used to wear tube tops
Oh you 70's girls driving everyone crazy; )
tinfoil-hat maggie
2012-02-14 03:21:55 AM
Hector Remarkable
:
Perducci: Hector Remarkable: Hector Remarkable: I don't think the Howie Mandel look is working for him.
Wow, I haven't posted in the wrong thread in a long time.
And yet it's somehow perfectly appropriate to this story. Magical almost.
Of course I was talking about the man from one thread down.
[i229.photobucket.com image 180x200]
Put a balloon on this guy's head.
Yea but he got a steak diner,
Gordon Bennett
2012-02-14 04:10:55 AM
It's not that difficult. All you need to do is to wear a kilt somewhere it would go unnoticed such as, for instance, the Royal Mile in Edinburgh. Choose a windy day, like, say, every day in Edinburgh. Then, bicycle down a long hill such as, for example, the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.
Hey presto, you have just mentally scarred Mr. Gordon Bennett for life.
LaughingRadish
2012-02-14 04:26:49 AM
I'm surprised this didn't involve Oildale, California. There's a guy there who likes to bicycle naked.
LaughingRadish
2012-02-14 04:38:23 AM
cryinoutloud
:
I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-02-14 06:24:03 AM
Look closely.
Slam1263
2012-02-14 12:32:05 PM
Lance, Lance Lance, that's no way to go through life, son.
Canned Tamales
2012-02-14 05:12:32 PM
blondski
:
cryinoutloud: I had a guy moon me once while he was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
At least I guess it was a guy.
I've had 2 dudes in separate instances follow me around on the highway while whacking it. I had to pull off the highway to elude them. It was very odd.
Clawhammer:
I had a girl flash me once while she was driving the car. Yes. That really happened.
It was a tube top. Remember those??
I have flashed someone while in the car, but in my defense we were on a road trip down to Austin for my sister's bachelorette party and I was under the influence of alcohol and heavy peer pressure.
/a tube top was involved
Dring the bus ride back from a marching band trip in high school, a successful and attractive man driving a small pick-up truck followed alongside our bus full of high schoolers for about ten miles, whacking all the way and trying to look up into the windows at the kids. Personally, I thought it was hilarious. It was intersting to me to see just how hung-up most teenagers are about anything sexual....at least a dozen of them were completely grossed out, and yet somehow, couldn't stop talking about it and ocassionally peeking....
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