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2012-02-13 07:07:30 PM
"People will say you're rewarding kids for something they should already be doing anyway," Davenport told the Enquirer. "But they're not doing it. We've tried everything else."

No you haven't:

www.dadwagon.com
 
2012-02-13 07:07:45 PM
Since I'm 40 years old now I can say this:

I hate this world. Where's my asteroid and insane virus?
 
2012-02-13 07:08:15 PM
Actually when I was in school 30 years ago, they were doing this kind of thing too. They may have been awards instead of straight cash, but same idea.
 
2012-02-13 07:08:33 PM
Only a retard would walk to school in the snow. That's why God created skis.
 
2012-02-13 07:09:27 PM
I thought the rewards/incentive program to turning up to school every day and doing the right thing was simply that you'll graduate and have an education?

/old fashioned
//get offa my lawn
 
2012-02-13 07:09:57 PM
My child would never be allowed to use that gift card. Nor would he be allowed to accept cash payments, ipods, and whatever else insane scheme they have for bribing kids to go to school and get decent grades. Only excellence should get rewarded.
 
2012-02-13 07:10:28 PM
I had to walk to school through a slaughter house, a pig slaughter house, every day I would be knee deep in pig guts and blood but I still made it to school on time.
 
2012-02-13 07:11:00 PM
I killed a bear once with my loose-leaf notebook.

*adjusts onion*
JC
 
PJ-
2012-02-13 07:12:04 PM
Sounds like the new and improved attendance record....

i.imgur.com
 
2012-02-13 07:12:09 PM
This is bad because it's not the way we've always done things.
 
2012-02-13 07:12:50 PM
gadian: My child would never be allowed to use that gift card. Nor would he be allowed to accept cash payments, ipods, and whatever else insane scheme they have for bribing kids to go to school and get decent grades. Only excellence should get rewarded.

Your son is among the lucky few who understand that regular beatings are part of the curriculum.
 
2012-02-13 07:14:46 PM
Because making sure shiat goes right makes for a generation of entitled ingrates.

Next up: How Taxation is Theft, and What We Should Be Doing To Stop It
 
2012-02-13 07:15:28 PM
Who would have thought that people operate based on their incentives?
/if a gift card works, so be it.
//my incentive was not getting grounded/wacked
 
2012-02-13 07:16:23 PM
I had to walk all the way from the helipad to the limo every school day for twelve years.

Except for the days when I went to visit pater at the minimum security prison, and that year I spent touring Europe and killing hookers.

Kids today just don't know the meaning of the word aeristrenafibularity.

Or grimsbwipple. Or cluntyflollop. Or smesthne.

Fools.
 
2012-02-13 07:16:33 PM
just hidin' from pedo's and the crossing guards that would look at you w/ frozen drool and that rag in their pocket that had who knows what in it. you could here them creepin' in the snow off the side of the sidewalk just tryin' to get to you before the next street......one even had a glass ball....
 
2012-02-13 07:17:42 PM
Well I always thought an education was supposed to be invaluable, but I guess now someone put a price tag on it.

How poor is this district? I can only see this as a feasible plan if the reason this school is losing retention is because the kids need to work so that they can help put food on their families. So the school decides to employ the students so they can go back to school and still support their families. If that's not the reason for this issue than screw this school.
 
2012-02-13 07:17:53 PM
USA fail

/That is all
//Assuming this is in the US - didn't RTFA
 
2012-02-13 07:18:16 PM
Dude,

Where does Darwin work?

Let them run with scissors! (jk-i love critters)

;)
 
2012-02-13 07:18:49 PM
No, but my grandfather did. He lived on the top of one small hill and the school was up a different hill. He left out that it was uphill and downhill both ways.

How about, I dunno, fining the parents if the kids don't show up on time repeatedly?

If mom or dad has to show up in front of a judge to explain why little Jimmy is truant again, maybe they'll change things.

Or even better, just start from birth. Make attendance to weekly or monthly new mom support meetings a condition of receiving government aid (yes, I'm making some assumptions regarding exactly who is more truant than not. So sue me.), and reinforce things with the parents. If mom or dad can't read to their kid because they are illiterate, other existing programs can step up to help.

This problem won't be solved by only focusing on parents, only focusing on kids, or only teachers, or just administrators. I hate to use the word, but a holistic approach is what is needed to solve America's growing education problem.

And it's gonna cost money.
 
2012-02-13 07:18:53 PM
TravisBickle62: Your son is among the lucky few who understand that regular beatings are part of the curriculum.

Nah, my son understands that doing the minimum will get you no reward. Doing well will get you a "keep up the good work". Exceeding expectations earns reward, nothing less. He also understands that kids who can't show up to school on time or get the same grades he gets are either stupid, lazy, or have parent that don't care.
 
2012-02-13 07:21:11 PM
gadian: TravisBickle62: Your son is among the lucky few who understand that regular beatings are part of the curriculum.

Nah, my son understands that doing the minimum will get you no reward. Doing well will get you a "keep up the good work". Exceeding expectations earns reward, nothing less. He also understands that kids who can't show up to school on time or get the same grades he gets are either stupid, lazy, or have parent that don't care.


Have you tried beating him with an axe handle?
 
2012-02-13 07:21:15 PM
With a 14% graduation rate last year, they need do try something.

And this isn't new. I went to a rural school in the Cincinnati school system 25 years ago and the graduation rate was under 25% for my class.
 
2012-02-13 07:22:02 PM
You know, hearing gripes from parents of school age children, I wouldn't be surprised if more and more kids are saying "screw this" and get out when they can. The school system completely failed them by over testing, not teaching useful skills and treating them like second class citizens.

/What teacher assigns 2-3 hrs of homework for 2nd grade!!! And requires parent signature on every assignment???
//Great way to get a kid to hate school.
 
2012-02-13 07:26:27 PM
Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle
 
2012-02-13 07:26:43 PM
Rapmaster2000: This is bad because it's not the way we've always done things.

This.

Innovation and creativity are scary. Happiness and enjoyment are for lazy and entitled people.

The only way to be a truly productive American is to blindly submit to every established system because that's the way it has to be.
 
2012-02-13 07:29:52 PM
Coastalgrl: You know, hearing gripes from parents of school age children, I wouldn't be surprised if more and more kids are saying "screw this" and get out when they can. The school system completely failed them by over testing, not teaching useful skills and treating them like second class citizens.

/What teacher assigns 2-3 hrs of homework for 2nd grade!!! And requires parent signature on every assignment???
//Great way to get a kid to hate school.


A teacher trying to get parents involved with their kid's education. And since I've told my son (in 2nd grade) that his work wouldn't take 2-3 hours if he would just do it, instead of complaining about how long his homework takes, his speed at doing it has increased.

It should take 45 minutes or less for him. His other problem is he needs everything to be perfect and complete, which has led to him butting heads in the classroom with his teacher when it's time to move on. His teacher says the quality of his work is great and beyond grade level expectations, but the speed is lacking.
 
2012-02-13 07:32:19 PM
It kind of makes sense.

We actually liked going to school in my day, because our teachers were allowed to make classes fun, and we had things like arts & crafts, music class, two recesses a day, science classes where we could mix chemicals and watch the reactions, etc. So school was a place that wasn't entirely unenjoyable.

Now, school is a horrible place where kids have to sit in one place 55 minutes at a time and learn crap that is meaningless with no context, with the understanding that once they spit it back on the STARS test, they can forget it. You want arts & crafts, music, and courses where you learn what all this stuff is supposed to be about? Yeah, sorry kid, we don't do that any more.

You'd have to pay me to go to school these days too.
 
2012-02-13 07:32:55 PM
This further proves my theory on education that if someone refuses to learn we shouldn't waste time and resources on them. Give them to the people who have more of a future than being a crack dealer
 
2012-02-13 07:33:07 PM
lostcat: And this isn't new. I went to a rural school in the Cincinnati school system 25 years ago and the graduation rate was under 25% for my class.

and you didn't let envy ruin your life...good for you!


\went to Dayton Public School..just as bad
 
2012-02-13 07:35:29 PM
meat0918: Coastalgrl: You know, hearing gripes from parents of school age children, I wouldn't be surprised if more and more kids are saying "screw this" and get out when they can. The school system completely failed them by over testing, not teaching useful skills and treating them like second class citizens.

/What teacher assigns 2-3 hrs of homework for 2nd grade!!! And requires parent signature on every assignment???
//Great way to get a kid to hate school.

A teacher trying to get parents involved with their kid's education. And since I've told my son (in 2nd grade) that his work wouldn't take 2-3 hours if he would just do it, instead of complaining about how long his homework takes, his speed at doing it has increased.

It should take 45 minutes or less for him. His other problem is he needs everything to be perfect and complete, which has led to him butting heads in the classroom with his teacher when it's time to move on. His teacher says the quality of his work is great and beyond grade level expectations, but the speed is lacking.


I agree. Getting the parents involved is a good idea. However, the parent is the one saying it takes the child 2-3 hrs to do homework when they do buckle down and do it. It doesnt seem to be a lack of motivation but volume overload.

Needs to be downtime for kids to play and dream. Have structure fine but the kids' having panic attacks because he is afraid he wont finish his homework in one night. Pendulum needs to swing the other way a bit.
 
2012-02-13 07:35:40 PM
nickeyx: Rapmaster2000: This is bad because it's not the way we've always done things.

This.

Innovation and creativity are scary. Happiness and enjoyment are for lazy and entitled people.

The only way to be a truly productive American is to blindly submit to every established system because that's the way it has to be.


Thanks. We have a problem. Kids aren't going to school. The school's funding requires that the kids go to school. The school can't beat the kids into going and some of their parents won't make them.

So what do you do? High minded ideals about the priceless value of an education don't mean jack to a bunch of kids. Their minds function even worse on the concept of delayed gratification than adults do (and we all could do better).

Here's an incentive that short circuits that mentality with instant gratification. It might work. Nothing else is so what's the hurt?
 
2012-02-13 07:37:08 PM
Drubell: the kids need to work so that they can help put food on their families

George W! How many times have I told you to leave that internet alone?
 
2012-02-13 07:37:49 PM
Hey, man, let's actually make them walk to school to get paid; there's yer money idea, fatty, fatty fat fats...

;)
 
2012-02-13 07:38:43 PM
sounds like a school administrator watched/read freakonomics.
 
2012-02-13 07:38:58 PM
It doesn't say how often these payments are given. $25 a day, a week, a semester, or a year? It's it's a year, or a semester, this doesn't seem too bad. I'm pretty sure kids with perfect attendance got some sort of donated gift certificate to the local pizza place or something when I was a kid. I was never in danger of getting one.

/grew up in maine. waiting for bus: cold. bed: warm.
 
2012-02-13 07:41:33 PM
Rapmaster2000: The school's funding requires that the kids go to school.

The school's funding is BASED on how many kids go to school and is determined on a daily basis. That's the main reason this program is happening. It's the main reason public schools take more snow days than private schools and colleges. It's the reason some rural public schools will even take days off due to flu outbreaks.
 
2012-02-13 07:44:24 PM
you forgot about the pushing a bolder part.....
 
2012-02-13 07:47:14 PM
Coastalgrl: meat0918: Coastalgrl: You know, hearing gripes from parents of school age children, I wouldn't be surprised if more and more kids are saying "screw this" and get out when they can. The school system completely failed them by over testing, not teaching useful skills and treating them like second class citizens.

/What teacher assigns 2-3 hrs of homework for 2nd grade!!! And requires parent signature on every assignment???
//Great way to get a kid to hate school.

A teacher trying to get parents involved with their kid's education. And since I've told my son (in 2nd grade) that his work wouldn't take 2-3 hours if he would just do it, instead of complaining about how long his homework takes, his speed at doing it has increased.

It should take 45 minutes or less for him. His other problem is he needs everything to be perfect and complete, which has led to him butting heads in the classroom with his teacher when it's time to move on. His teacher says the quality of his work is great and beyond grade level expectations, but the speed is lacking.

I agree. Getting the parents involved is a good idea. However, the parent is the one saying it takes the child 2-3 hrs to do homework when they do buckle down and do it. It doesnt seem to be a lack of motivation but volume overload.

Needs to be downtime for kids to play and dream. Have structure fine but the kids' having panic attacks because he is afraid he wont finish his homework in one night. Pendulum needs to swing the other way a bit.


How many kids in the class? Having a bunch of kids for the teacher to split their time while doing in class assignments seems to increase the amount of homework. I know my son gets what I consider extra work because they just don't have time to cover it all. Thankfully some kids moved out of district because now the class is down to 25 or so kids from the 33 that were there.

I can't afford private school, and even if I could afford it the only offering for a secular education in my area is the public school. Everything else is a religious or pseudo-religious private school. Homeschooling is not an option either.
 
2012-02-13 07:51:11 PM
DeadGeek: "People will say you're rewarding kids for something they should already be doing anyway," Davenport told the Enquirer. "But they're not doing it. We've tried everything else."

No you haven't:


They won't even walk to school, yet you expect them to farking canoe there?
 
2012-02-13 07:52:30 PM
Rambino: Only a retard would walk to school in the snow. That's why God created skis.

You could afford skis? We were so poor we could not even afford barrel staves or snow.
 
2012-02-13 07:52:53 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: DeadGeek: "People will say you're rewarding kids for something they should already be doing anyway," Davenport told the Enquirer. "But they're not doing it. We've tried everything else."

No you haven't:

They won't even walk to school, yet you expect them to farking canoe there?


Yeah, I do.

That's a great idea.

Mandatory canoeing to school.

I love it.
 
2012-02-13 07:53:32 PM
Remember back in the day when you had to walk to school, barefoot, uphill both ways, in the snow?

And you know what was under the snow? BROKEN GLASS!
 
2012-02-13 07:53:44 PM
I thought the incentive was not going to jail/losing your kids?

Talk about fail.
 
2012-02-13 07:57:27 PM
meat0918: No, but my grandfather did. He lived on the top of one small hill and the school was up a different hill. He left out that it was uphill and downhill both ways.

I did too, and the streets were actually fairly steep.

Link (new window)

Going downhill towards the river. On the west side of the river just across the bridge there was some building that had heat coming out of vents, remember going and warming up my gloves halfway in the winter.
 
2012-02-13 07:57:45 PM
Drubell: Well I always thought an education was supposed to be invaluable, but I guess now someone put a price tag on it.

How poor is this district? I can only see this as a feasible plan if the reason this school is losing retention is because the kids need to work so that they can help put food on their families. So the school decides to employ the students so they can go back to school and still support their families. If that's not the reason for this issue than screw this school.


Kids work? Who are you Newt Gingrich?
With wage and labor laws being what they are and with high unemployment the number of "kids" working to support their family is very low. It is easier to hire an adult/senior citizen.
 
2012-02-13 08:00:06 PM
dletter: meat0918: No, but my grandfather did. He lived on the top of one small hill and the school was up a different hill. He left out that it was uphill and downhill both ways.

I did too, and the streets were actually fairly steep.

Link (new window)

Going downhill towards the river. On the west side of the river just across the bridge there was some building that had heat coming out of vents, remember going and warming up my gloves halfway in the winter.


Damn, that link didn't do the path for some reason... walking to the middle schools on the other side tho.
 
2012-02-13 08:05:24 PM
your average maint. man: just hidin' from pedo's and the crossing guards that would look at you w/ frozen drool and that rag in their pocket that had who knows what in it. you could here them creepin' in the snow off the side of the sidewalk just tryin' to get to you before the next street......one even had a glass ball....


Thank you daywin!!!!!
 
2012-02-13 08:05:49 PM
redTiburon: lostcat: And this isn't new. I went to a rural school in the Cincinnati school system 25 years ago and the graduation rate was under 25% for my class.

and you didn't let envy ruin your life...good for you!


\went to Dayton Public School..just as bad


you poor bastard.

/Wayne Warriors!!!
 
2012-02-13 08:06:03 PM
hey boomers,

remeber when minimum wage got up to $11 an hour in the 60s while you were growing up? remember when governments invested in education in stead of cut it? remember when you grew up during the most prosperous period in the nation's entire history? remember when work wasnt being exported to indians and chineese and mexicans? remember when companies would invest in human capital before you invented the "free agent" economy? remember when our national debt was less than 100% of GDP? remember when a decent job didnt require a college degree?

you are the real snowflakes

before you biatch about lazy millennial, i work 65+hours a week.
 
2012-02-13 08:06:09 PM
meat0918: Coastalgrl: meat0918: Coastalgrl: You know, hearing gripes from parents of school age children, I wouldn't be surprised if more and more kids are saying "screw this" and get out when they can. The school system completely failed them by over testing, not teaching useful skills and treating them like second class citizens.

/What teacher assigns 2-3 hrs of homework for 2nd grade!!! And requires parent signature on every assignment???
//Great way to get a kid to hate school.

A teacher trying to get parents involved with their kid's education. And since I've told my son (in 2nd grade) that his work wouldn't take 2-3 hours if he would just do it, instead of complaining about how long his homework takes, his speed at doing it has increased.

It should take 45 minutes or less for him. His other problem is he needs everything to be perfect and complete, which has led to him butting heads in the classroom with his teacher when it's time to move on. His teacher says the quality of his work is great and beyond grade level expectations, but the speed is lacking.

I agree. Getting the parents involved is a good idea. However, the parent is the one saying it takes the child 2-3 hrs to do homework when they do buckle down and do it. It doesnt seem to be a lack of motivation but volume overload.

Needs to be downtime for kids to play and dream. Have structure fine but the kids' having panic attacks because he is afraid he wont finish his homework in one night. Pendulum needs to swing the other way a bit.

How many kids in the class? Having a bunch of kids for the teacher to split their time while doing in class assignments seems to increase the amount of homework. I know my son gets what I consider extra work because they just don't have time to cover it all. Thankfully some kids moved out of district because now the class is down to 25 or so kids from the 33 that were there.

I can't afford private school, and even if I could afford it the only offering for a secular educa ...


That's interesting. I think its the standard 25-27 kids. I dont think they broke the 30 threshold Class size is pretty strictly controlled where we are. Apparently parents have written letters all year complaining so I think some changes are happening because having a bunch of stressed out 2nd graders isnt a good thing. And all I hear all year is my co-workers griping....

Its funny how when I was in school 10-15 years ago, we all made fun of the private schools because they were so poorly run compared to the public schools where I grew up. A girl transferred out of one of the catholic schools and didnt know what an atlas was...in high school. How times have changed.

All I know is Im glad Im not in school anymore.
 
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