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(Austin Statesman)   Trading crack for a lapdance, yelling racial slurs, assaulting police, spitting blood, and beating your own head into unconsciousness inside the police car is no way to go through life, son   (statesman.com) divider line 64
    More: Dumbass, Travis County, patrol cars, resisting arrest, security officers, blood  
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2012-02-13 04:14:23 PM  
Do we really need another Whitney Houston article?
 
2012-02-13 04:25:46 PM  
Well, if you're going to jail you might as well earn it spectacularly.
 
2012-02-13 04:58:55 PM  
Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?
 
2012-02-13 05:21:32 PM  
God Bless my home state
 
2012-02-13 05:22:01 PM  
Dad, wouldja knock it off already? Sheesh.
 
2012-02-13 05:22:06 PM  
I wasnt spitting blood. It was red drink, thank you.
 
2012-02-13 05:22:48 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?


Good point. Crack is expensive, lap dances are not.
 
2012-02-13 05:25:25 PM  
But enough about Whitney Hou

FirstNationalBastard: Do we really need another Whitney Houston article?


Goddammitsomuch.
 
2012-02-13 05:25:26 PM  

Gabrielmot: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Good point. Crack is expensive, lap dances are not.


Hmmm...

Disagrees with you that crack is expensive (new window)
 
2012-02-13 05:25:56 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?


Maybe GIVE a lapdance for drugs.
 
2012-02-13 05:26:33 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Gabrielmot: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Good point. Crack is expensive, lap dances are not.

Hmmm...

Disagrees with you that crack is expensive (new window)


hahahha...
 
2012-02-13 05:26:50 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?


He was prolly too stoned or drunk to attempt otherwise
 
2012-02-13 05:26:57 PM  
the affidavit said...
 
2012-02-13 05:27:28 PM  
XTC?...Ewww.....Not one of the better "establishments" around Austin.
 
2012-02-13 05:28:16 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?


Aside from legal tender, is there anything a guy could barter for a lap dance?
 
2012-02-13 05:28:32 PM  
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6939348/74947227#c74947227" target="_blank">Gabrielmot</a>:</b> <i>Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Good point. Crack is expensive, lap dances are not.</i>

I wonder if crack is the same as a quarter bag of weed and lap dances in regards to time passing / cost. When I was in high school, a quarter bag was 25 dollars. The main titty bar in Austin (Sugar's) had 20 dollar lap dances. Here it is 20 years later and a price of a quarter bag of Mexican weed is still 25 dollars and a lapdance at Sugar's is still 20 bucks.
 
2012-02-13 05:28:47 PM  

Trance750: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

He was prolly too stoned or drunk to attempt otherwise


That would equal a bouncer throwing you out where I work.
 
2012-02-13 05:29:01 PM  
Sure it is: It's an event I like to call "Tuesday"
 
2012-02-13 05:29:31 PM  

cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Aside from legal tender, is there anything a guy could barter for a lap dance?


Nope.
 
2012-02-13 05:29:51 PM  
But enough about Bobby Brown.


Yes, I saw the Whitney Houston comments.
 
2012-02-13 05:31:44 PM  
the republicans are in town again?? that was fast.
 
2012-02-13 05:32:03 PM  

Gabrielmot: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Good point. Crack is expensive, lap dances are not.


I don't always pay for lapdances, but when I do, I prefer to pay only modest prices.

/ there's a strip club whose name I don't know on a street I never venture... all that I know is that it has a lady swinging in a chair in the window and a sign that advertises "modest prices"
// bourbon street is the name of the street... I never venture that street, but for the night the saints won the superbowl, and when passing from my zulu parade watching perch to the marigny on mardi gras. actually, that's not true, I normally take royal. but I was on bourbon for the saints superbowl win. that was a lot of fun, and warranted my special dispensation from my general prohibition against any bourbon st presence
/// the lady on the chair in the window is fake... she used to be real, but people would unknowingly get kicked by her, and sometimes people would harass her, so the club decided to replace her with a fake lady.
 
2012-02-13 05:37:58 PM  

Assimilate This: Dad, wouldja knock it off already? Sheesh.


In all seriousness- considering this guy's judgement and choice of actions, I am sure it pretty safe to assume he does have at least one or two kids somewhere. Also, given the mentality of idiots like this, he will probably save this article and show it to his friends and laugh about it-- Given the fact he probably parties with his friends when his kids are around, it is inevitable his kids will learn of this and somehow find a way in their minds to think this behavior is cool and their dad is bad ass for it.

Just think of those kids' mother. If his idea of picking up a woman with crack, it is the girl who it worked on that is the mother of his kids. And you want to pay for this guy's health care?
 
2012-02-13 05:38:37 PM  
Ricardo Luna, 26, has been charged with retaliation and resisting arrest, according to Travis County Jail records. He remains in custody on $45,000 bail.

Check the dude's green card, b!
 
2012-02-13 05:39:19 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Sure it is: It's an event I like to call "Tuesday"


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-02-13 05:39:58 PM  

Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Aside from legal tender, is there anything a guy could barter for a lap dance?

Nope.


Mustache ride?
 
2012-02-13 05:40:22 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Gabrielmot: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Good point. Crack is expensive, lap dances are not.

I don't always pay for lapdances, but when I do, I prefer to pay only modest prices.

/ there's a strip club whose name I don't know on a street I never venture... all that I know is that it has a lady swinging in a chair in the window and a sign that advertises "modest prices"
// bourbon street is the name of the street... I never venture that street, but for the night the saints won the superbowl, and when passing from my zulu parade watching perch to the marigny on mardi gras. actually, that's not true, I normally take royal. but I was on bourbon for the saints superbowl win. that was a lot of fun, and warranted my special dispensation from my general prohibition against any bourbon st presence
/// the lady on the chair in the window is fake... she used to be real, but people would unknowingly get kicked by her, and sometimes people would harass her, so the club decided to replace her with a fake lady.


What is...um...I mean...I don't even....WHAT?!?
 
2012-02-13 05:41:38 PM  
Sounds like his senses were working overtime
 
2012-02-13 05:43:38 PM  
When we do we get a Texas tag?
 
2012-02-13 05:43:52 PM  
what no booking photo? No shops of said booking photo?

Fark I am disappoint.

/I'll come back later.
 
2012-02-13 05:46:53 PM  

Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Aside from legal tender, is there anything a guy could barter for a lap dance?

Nope.


I heard of a guy awhile back who would do the girls' taxes for them for a few dances.
 
2012-02-13 05:55:18 PM  
Just to be clear, was it the "inside a police car" part that made it all wrong?
 
2012-02-13 05:56:32 PM  
Imagine that. He was difficult, uncooperative, and then quite conveniently beat himself into unconsciousness while in police custody all on his own.
 
2012-02-13 05:58:15 PM  
I've seen some dancers that would go for the drugs, but none I'd want to touch me.
 
2012-02-13 06:17:39 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Imagine that. He was difficult, uncooperative, and then quite conveniently beat himself into unconsciousness while in police custody all on his own.


TFA doesn't say he beat himself unconscious.
 
2012-02-13 06:18:25 PM  

Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Aside from legal tender, is there anything a guy could barter for a lap dance?

Nope.


Key card to my hotel room down the street?
 
2012-02-13 06:34:58 PM  

Jim Gordon: Grables'Daughter: cgraves67: Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?

Aside from legal tender, is there anything a guy could barter for a lap dance?

Nope.

Key card to my hotel room down the street?


Two chickens and a goat.
 
2012-02-13 06:35:19 PM  

skullkrusher: Gordon Bennett: Imagine that. He was difficult, uncooperative, and then quite conveniently beat himself into unconsciousness while in police custody all on his own.

TFA doesn't say he beat himself unconscious.


Oh, Look! It's the article police!
 
2012-02-13 06:36:30 PM  
Great submission subby, but if there was ever a time for the HERO tag, it was this.
 
2012-02-13 06:38:59 PM  
It isn't? Hmmmm...
 
2012-02-13 06:59:22 PM  
You know what?

I just had a thought, and this thought is slightly radical and anti-establishment, but what if we held law enforcement responsible for the way they treat their "protectees" better? Like, scratch on 'em? Explain, MTF. Now. Make it good. We provide you with the MOST funding of any enforcement force in the WORLD, so you should be able to "afford" it, especially with seizure laws and stuff, amirite? Y'all are rolling in dough, yo. You should be able to "protect" your "protectees" no? Keep them free from harm and pepper spray, no?

I think so.

If not, perhaps we should hold you accountable as a citizenry outside of the media?

Perhaps we should individually check up on your behaviors, like you do on ours, and hold you accountable?

What I mean is, we "Mom and Pop" you to change. You fark up, Mom and Pop are going to come and guilt you in yer face for being a douchebag and disrespecting your badge(s)/dut(y)/(ies)/honor(s)?

I like that.

Ground up makes change.

Top down trickles like piss...

People, let's Mom and Pop'em.

;)
 
2012-02-13 07:19:39 PM  

Indubitably: ut what if we held law enforcement responsible for the way they treat their "protectees" better?


Yea, putting arrestees in straight jackets would go over well.
 
2012-02-13 07:21:12 PM  

Twice Banned: Indubitably: ut what if we held law enforcement responsible for the way they treat their "protectees" better?

Yea, putting arrestees in straight jackets would go over well.


I bet it's better than sprayin' and tasin' them to death, no?
 
2012-02-13 07:28:35 PM  

Indubitably: Twice Banned: Indubitably: ut what if we held law enforcement responsible for the way they treat their "protectees" better?

Yea, putting arrestees in straight jackets would go over well.

I bet it's better than sprayin' and tasin' them to death, no?


Tasing to death is a rare occurance. What do you figure 1 out of 5,000,000-20,000,000 arrests, or so? Now if they straight jacketed everyone with suspicion of being high/drunk, there would be an uproar.
 
2012-02-13 07:31:38 PM  

Twice Banned: Indubitably: Twice Banned: Indubitably: ut what if we held law enforcement responsible for the way they treat their "protectees" better?

Yea, putting arrestees in straight jackets would go over well.

I bet it's better than sprayin' and tasin' them to death, no?

Tasing to death is a rare occurance. What do you figure 1 out of 5,000,000-20,000,000 arrests, or so? Now if they straight jacketed everyone with suspicion of being high/drunk, there would be an uproar.


Oh, so your outrageous suggestion is proven by your statistics?

;)
 
2012-02-13 07:33:39 PM  
Link to a Statesman article about a crackhead in a strip club? I'll bet on XTC or The Landing Strip...

*RTFA*


...yep, XTC Cabaret. One of the most wretched hives of scum and villainy in Travis County. This article does not surprise me one tiny little bit. I went in there for a work-friend's bachelor party once.

Once.
 
2012-02-13 07:34:13 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?


You've been here a while, why do you need to ask that question?
 
2012-02-13 07:37:42 PM  

Grables'Daughter: Why would anyone attempt to pay for a lap dance with drugs?


You haven't been to many strip club with street dealers, I see.
 
2012-02-13 07:38:20 PM  

Indubitably: Twice Banned: Indubitably: Twice Banned: Indubitably: ut what if we held law enforcement responsible for the way they treat their "protectees" better?

Yea, putting arrestees in straight jackets would go over well.

I bet it's better than sprayin' and tasin' them to death, no?

Tasing to death is a rare occurance. What do you figure 1 out of 5,000,000-20,000,000 arrests, or so? Now if they straight jacketed everyone with suspicion of being high/drunk, there would be an uproar.

Oh, so your outrageous suggestion is proven by your statistics?

;)


wikipedia (new window) 106 deaths since 2006, last 5 years. Around 15,000,000 arrests per year. I was in the ball park.
 
2012-02-13 07:40:17 PM  

Twice Banned: I was in the ball park.


Well, kinda
 
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